All done! And you were going to pay someone to change your oil for you. You're lucky your best friend is awesome with cars. No, I won't take your money. But you could buy me some dinner. Tonight is good. We could even go right- Oh, I see. It's another frat event. Let me guess... the strip club again? I knew it. You already look guilty. And maybe you're thinking about how much money you're going to waste this time. You get a little drunk, and a little horny, and you go crazy on lap dances. Well, time for me to save you from yourself. I saved you from spending money on an oil change. Now I'm going to save you from spending even more on some stripping and a lap dance. Oh, don't give me that look. Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I can't change the oil in your car. And just because I'm a tomboy doesn't mean I can't give you the best lap dance of your life.