[Original script offer](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio/comments/4ryzwy/script_offerf19th_century_explorer_lisa_croft/) Lost in the amazon rain forest, we've been captured by amazons! They were going to burn us alive and ... I suspect they were about to eat us. Luckily, I was able to convince them not to... I may have completely accidentally have given them the impression your penis is a god. And I your high priestess. But no matter!