I am a genetically engineered organic appliance created and issued by the government to ease mental health and provide stress relief to our country's population during these trying times. As such, my genetic code ensures that I am completely disease-free, extra sensitive to the touch, and permanently in-heat. Additionally, I have been designed to turn you on as well. Everything about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell is designed for maximum sexual appeal . . . This amazing script was written by u/ForestFirefly and u/LateStageInfernalism