'Sup motherfuckers! It's your tran! Welp, this is my first audio aimed explicitly at cis men, and solely at cis men… and anyone else who wants to partake in this absolute auditory DELIGHT. I was talking with my girlfriend about accents, and decided to look for scripts with which to demonstrate my flawless Boston accent that I'd been cultivating for years. I happened upon /u/margo-moon's utterly amazing and delightful (seriously, go praise them so hard) script, and knew my one take tour de force needed to be saved for posterity. You're fucking ♡welcome.♡ ------ CONTENT WARNING This recording is intended for listeners aged 18 and older.* In this audio I play a cis woman explicitly talking to her cis male schmoopypie. There are so many genital terms and euphemisms used, so many... Hope you're all ready for my accurate Boston accent that nevah fahckin breaks... ------ Comments, criticisms, or requests for my voice? Let me know publicly or privately! More of my voice