The speaker has recently moved into a new apartment complex, and as a friendly, cute, new member of the complex, has gone around with brownies to greet all her new neighbors! As she winds down the day, she runs into the listener - someone she recognizes, the guy her boyfriend bullies at college. As she tries to avoid the awkwardness of the situation, she slowly gets drawn into his strong demeanor without her boyfriend there, and eventually becomes a cock drunk mess.