"If you require any assistance during the flight, a call button is above your seat. The air hostesses and I are here to make your flight as comfortable as possible.
Should you need sexual relief, please let us know by using your call button. Or you can simply grope us as we pass by. Our tiny skirts are worn for your pleasure. You will also find that we don’t wear underwear so as to ensure easy access.
We are happy to offer complimentary hand-jobs to all passengers. We relish the opportunity to jerk you off in your seat and to make your time with us as enjoyable as we can."