You've been called by the sperm bank you sometimes donate to, because they needed an emergency donation from you. You're quite confused about the urgency and are flabbergasted when a mini bus arrives with large purple lettering Suc-U-Bus on the side. Seems that they now use a mobile extraction station. The lady that comes to get you is very friendly and insistent -and hot!-, so you enter the mini bus, the interior of which is dominated by a sort of massage table. Didn't you just have a dream about just this? About -- her?!
This script was created by /u/sir-craft here!