You sit alone in the comfort and safety of your room as you listen to your favorite VA's newest audio. You notice that her tone is decidedly different than usual, but you're a true fan, so you keep listening. When she starts mentioning oddly specific details about your life, you start to feel weird, but rationalize that it's just a silly coincidence. But then she asks: "What would happen if you turned off this audio right now? Are you suuuure you're alone?" Well...are you?