[F4A][Banter][GFE][Cute][No Nut November Parody][Stale Halloween Candy Ranking][L-Bomb][Coconut][Script Fill] 'Tis the season for a variety of heavily discounted candy! Also lots and lots of nuts :) Thank you to the incomparable u/totallynotnatalie for the script! I found it here earlier today and just could not resist.