“Stupid boys are happy boys.” This is a short dumbification file that bring you down to a simple, stupid state and locks you there for the rest of the day. This “dumb lock” is released once you go to bed or once a situation arises in which your regular intelligence is needed. This file also includes suggestions to enjoy being dumber and to find your own stupidity arousing. This file includes a segment in which I tell you that you’ve become too dumb to decide if you want to get even dumber or not, so I decide for you. This file utilizes the bell trigger installed in my previous file, Ding-dong Dumb. Listeners who have not heard Ding-dong Dumb may find this ineffective. This file will: - take you into trance, - drain your IQ, - make you enjoy, aroused by, and want to be stupid, - lock you in a dumb state until you sleep or until a situation in which your intelligence is needed arises, - wake you up. Enjoy.