It's September 22nd, which means it is the first day of the best season of the year*. Fall! Autumnal glories are descending upon us!! Revel in the majesty that is me sarcastically reading (and giggling along with) this article from 2009. It's the best, most coherently incoherent celebration of a season I've ever read annually for over a decade. And if that's not qualifiers enough to ensure my hyperbolic statement meets no arguments, then I don't know what kind of a world I'm living in anymore. Haha. Happy fall, fuckheads! *Unless you're in the southern hemisphere, in which case please forgive me for never, ever, not even once celebrating your seasons with you. What?!? That's unforgivable?!?? Shit, well... guess I'd best be leaving...