Want to make waffles for aftercare (after some morning hanky-panky I guess?) but don't know how? Follow this handy recipe:

INGREDIENTS:
- 2 cups all purpose flour
- 2 tablespoons sugar (but it's cool if you add more… I'm just saying…)
- 4 teaspoons baking powder
- 2 large eggs
- 1.5 cups warm milk
- 1 teaspoon salt (regular salt is fine, fancy sea salt is fine, or you can even get salt from your local League of Legends player)
- 1/3 cup butter (preferably already melted)
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract (it's good… source: trust me bro)

Directions:

1) Pre-heat the waffle iron
2) In a big bowl (you're gonna need the space), whisk together the flour, sugar, salt, and baking powder.
3) In a completely different bowl, whisk together eggs, milk, butter, and vanilla extract.
4) Dump the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients and whisk it all together until it combines into a goopy, delicious mush. OK, it might not look delicious RIGHT NOW but it will eventually. (source: trust me bro) (WARNING: some people say not to mix it too much, I just say "UGH HARDER~" …ok never mind that's a lame joke)
5) Put the batter into the waffle iron (which hopefully you remembered to pre-heat or this is gonna get awkward) and then cook it until it's golden brown and crispier than Anakin Skywalker getting dragged from the lava in Mustafar- okay, that joke was out of pocket)
6) At this point you can just serve it with some really good syrup. Unless you don't like syrup on your waffles… there's gotta be people like that out there, right? o.o