[Friends to Lovers][GFE][Sweet][Doofus Listener][No L-Bombs][Morning After][Passionate][Kissing][Cunnilingus][Blowjob][Missionary][Bodyshot] You and your friend finally hooked up last night after weeks of tension. She, being insightful and gorgeous and amazing, recognized the event as the beginning of a new relationship. You, being a dumb doofus, mistook it for a drunken one-night stand and tried to sneak out. Fortunately, she wakes up and stops you from making the biggest mistake of your life. Script by jbisntreal https://www.reddit.com/user/jbisntreal/