Become a member! What? Are you going to tell your boyfriend that I “assaulted” you? No, you’re not. Because then you’re going to have to tell him how you ended up in my bed in the first place. You’re going to have to tell him that you lied to him just so that you could come to my party, even though he’d told you that you’re not allowed to see me. You’re going to have to tell him that you got too drunk to stand and, instead of letting someone else take you home, you decided to spend the night with me. You don’t want to do that, do you? Exactly. So, just relax and let me take care of you. It’s ok. He’s never going to find out about this. Script by https://www.reddit.com/user/Bumblebeelightful/