So I was browsing the "Only in New Zealand" page on Facebook, and up popped a page called "50 Shades of South Auckland". Some random idiot in Mumble told me to record it, and so I did. A few things first of all: -The 'Dole' is a weekly government payout to unemployed citizens, usually lazy bums who don't want to work. -WINZ is "Work and Income New Zealand", where people would have to prove they've made an effort towards finding work in order to get paid. -Sticky TV is a young teenager's television show, shown after school. Doctor Oz is shown during the middle of the day, while people are at school or work. -South Auckland is a rough-and-tumble place, with a lot of loose women and brawly maori men. Well, that's the stereotype anyway. Enjoy!