Excuse me but could you help me for a bit? I was trying to grab a bottle of cumin but it’s a little too high up for me. Yeah yeah I see that look in your eye. The reason I’m not fighting in the war because they said I “did not meet the physical requirements”. But I’m more of a lover than a fighter anyway so it’s not like I’m sad that I couldn't go to Rambo Disneyland. What? You don’t believe me? Do you really think I’m doing this as an excuse to talk to you? I swear, I’m already taken and she’s probably a few aisles down getting overwhelmed with the limitless favors of humus. You want me to prove it to you? O...k then? Script by Dr_Norse_Doctor