Listener premise: You are a centuries old vampire and have spent countless years of your un-life building a comfortable amount of wealth. Now you live a quiet, reclusive life away from prying eyes, surrounded only by a few hirelings that tend to your manor. And, of course, your beloved, faithful butler. A man who has given years of his life to your service. But he seems agitated tonight, and you can only hope it's something you can assist him with… Script by u/that-lich VA'd by u/saidnd0ne