[M4F] I Love Your Butthole [Script Offer] [Butthole Appreciation] [Lighthearted] But also [Body Anxiety] [Mention Of Past Pregnancy] [Haemorrhoids] [Hannah] [Praise] [Reassurance] [Sweet] [Short] You come home from lunch with friends with a burning question for your loving - and besotted - partner about something someone mentioned over drinks. You're intrigued but slightly horrified by how they might answer. Script fill for u/andlikewaterlilies.