So a couple days ago, this academic paper crossed my reddit feed about correlations between self-pleasure and sleep quality. By focusing on 'self-pleasure' the authors of the study wanted to look at not just the effect of masturbation on sleep, but a broader and more self-defined category. From my reading of it, this would include listening to erotic audios, and/or sleep aids. So, of course I wanted to share this with all my sleep-aid enthusiast friends! But as I was reading through it, I started to wonder... would this paper itself make a nice sleep aid? I could definitely fall asleep to someone reading to me about statistical sampling methods with some sex positivity thrown in there... How about you?