Hey Mom, another message home from your boy at college. First of all, I'm so sorry I forgot to say 'I love you' during that last call... you were right to punish me a little for that omission. I'll make it up to you this time. And... I was thinking about... you know... the first time I touched you... that night I came home from that party and you were... sleeping on the couch. But be honest with me now... you weren't really sleeping, were you?