Hey mom, the power is out in the dorm tonight because of the storm, and it's so dark here. And a little cold. I just wanted to warm up to some memories of you, and I thought maybe I'd be a good boy and share those thoughts... including thoughts of the first time that you told me to get down on my knees. The first time you told me to go to my room and... and I've always done what you've told me. I've always been a good boy for mommy.