So this girl from my study group was telling me all about her favourite camping spots, and she mentions Cougar Flats, and is talking about his quiet and private it is, and how there's a great spot for swimming, and then she looks at me and wonders why I'm so flushed, and I made up something about how my taco was really spicy. And then she reached over and grabbed it and took a bite, and now she thinks I've got like the world's lowest spice tolerance, but what am I supposed to say? Oh, I know that campground, that's where I fucked my mom for the first time?