You just finished watching Lord of the Rings for the first time. All three movies, extended editions, back to back to back. Because you know your adorable boyfriend loves them. But... you have questions. What's the deal with going into the west? Why is Aragorn so old? What does Sauron look like under his mask? You should wait until morning, but... maybe you can convince your boyfriend to just talk nerdy to you as you fall asleep with your head in his lap.