[F4A] Repeat After Me...LOUDER! [Mast] [Stupidly slutty moans] [Moaning like a porn star] [...or screaming like one] [Begging] ["Fuck me, Daddy!"] [One or two "Papi"s] [Squeals] [Grunts] [Tarkgrowls] [Screaming orgasms]
Who's foolish enough to go out into the car during a thunderstorm to record herself moaning and screaming her throat raw for this installment of "Repeat After Me"? THIS GIRL.
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Tark Picks Her Poison ep. 3: Mountain Dew Major Melon
Well...the watermelon flavored Dew is finally here. But can this soda get Tark on a "Watermelon Sugar" high?
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[F4M] I Want Your Sex Again, Baby! [Ramblefap] [Switch] [Fem-Daddy] [Riding] [Rimming] [Pegging] [Leglock] [Tarkgrowls] [Purrs] [Squealy, growly orgasm]
Awww, shit, here we go again! I'm once again reminded of our song, but in a different light. I want your sex, baby...now buckle up.
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[F] Pair o' Ducks...I mean, Parodox! (Kansas cover) [Backing track] [Proggy yellin'] [Belting] [Some harmonies] [Ow, my vocal cords]
A little rusty singing anything by Kansas, but here goes nothing. Yipes!
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[F] Tark's Song Rant of The Week: "My Humps" by The Black Eyed Peas [REMASTERED] [Silly rambles] [Old shame] [Laughing] [Tark has no indoor voice] [Cringe Factor up to 11]
Bringing a song rant back into the light. Feel welcome to laugh (or cringe, whichever one is fine) with me, and enjoy!
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[F4F] We're On Our Own, Cousin... [Incest] [Cousins] [ADULTS] [18+] [Accidentally walking in on you] [ [Gentle] [Fingering] [Whispers] ["Shhh"s] [Encouragement] ["Baby girl"]
Hey, Cuz, I know gatherings like these can be a bit daunting...so how I about I ease your nerves a bit and bring you out of your shell? ;)
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[F4M] Turned Out (More) [Self-script fill] [FDom] [Call me "Daddy"] mentions of [Fetishized sex work] [Punishment] [Anal flogging] [Edging] [Twerking] [Dildo fucking] [Name-calling] [Pain] [Countdown]
You've got some kinda gall to show yourself again, though, after ghosting me after one session. Don't think I'm gonna let that go anytime soon. Which leads to what I'm gonna do: you're gonna get punished for running off on me like that, and I'm gonna remind you who you belong to.
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[F4F] Sis, Wake Up! [Sweet20] [Incest] [Sisters] [Rape] despite [Gentle coercion] [Mutual masturbation] [Thigh-grinding] [Whispers] [Post-orgasm cuddles]
For /u/cyclosporineA! :)
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[F4A] The Result of Watching Femboy Pegging Videos [Mast] [Quickie] [Drunk] [Keeping it down] [Whimpers] [Sighs] [Two squeaky orgasms]
After drinking some red wine and watching some pegging videos, I thought I'd treat myself to a quickie. Enjoy!
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[F4M] Genie In Your Butthole [Humor] [Tomboy Genie] [Switch] [Gender transformation] [Femboy-Dom] [So much sass] [BJ] [Anal] [Creampie] [Silly]
Congratulations! You've just rubbed the magic lamp! You get three wishes...and you choose to have a femboy as one of your wishes? So be it!
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[F4M] A Very Special Cam Show [Fsub] [Incest] [ADULTS] [18+] [Cam girl] [Exhibition] [Obnoxious Valley Girl accent] [Big cock] ["Daddy!"] [BJ] [Fast hard fucking] [Facial] [Screaming orgasms] [Giggles]
This was a spur-of-the-moment thing hours after my boyfriend and I spent time laughing and goofing off imitating the Valley girl accent. This is the slutty, over-the-top result of it. Enjoy!
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[F] Rant of The Night: Multi-Instrumentalists...How Dare They Be So Talented?! (and other music stuff)
Music theory...someone teach me it!
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[F4M] Sluttily Ever After [Fsub] [Honeymoon] [Crossdressing] [Black+White Lingerie] [Riding] [69] [Double-ended dildo] [Two happily married dorky sluts] [Begging] [Slutty moaning and whimpering] [L-bombs] [LOUD orgasms] [Post-orgasm rambles] [LONG]

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[F] Rant of The Night: Macaroni 'n' Cheese, One of The Homemade Classic of The Holidays
Wherein Tark is a picky mofo when it comes to mac 'n' cheese. Listen with precaution.
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[F4A] This Is The Part When I Break Free (or Break My No-Touch Stint) [Ramblefap] [Lush Wand] [Whispers] [Whimpers] [Squeaks] [Gigglegasms] [Cum-brain] [Telling you what I did last weekend]
Two days before I'm supposed to end No-Touch November, I decided it'd be all right to end it early because I had my thoughts on two particular things: my boyf and what we did last weekend. Enjoy!
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[F] Rant of The Night: Men Can Wear Whatever The Hell They Want!
Sooooo, today I fucked up getting into an argument with someone on the internet. Yeah.
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U-fucking-wU
Lord help.
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[F] Communion With The Sun (Utopia cover) [Tark gets proggy again] [Backing track] [Loads of harmonies] [RA! RA! RA! RA! RA!]
I had lots of fun doing this song. I'm hoping later on, I can do "Magic Dragon Theater" with me doing the instrumentation this time. I'm telling you, "Ra" is such a good album.
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[F4A] Watching You, Watching Me [Sexy, sleepy rambles] [Hold the fap] [Girl-on-girl] [Having a guy watch us] [Making him want it, too] with mentions of [Tribbing] [Oral] [Strap-on] [Making two people whimper] [Not making any sense at all]
Alexa, what are words anymore?
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[F4M] Break Your NNN...In The Sluttiest Way Possible [JOE] [Sexy rambles] [Purrs] [Sighs] [Get slutty] [You touch, I don't] [Fucking you with my voice] [Feel me] [Moan for me] [Cum for me]
I want you to break your No-Nut November...but I want you to get slutty and porn-y for me, even when I can't. Indulge for me, if you will.
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[F4M] A "Hard" Day's Night [FDom] [Fem-Daddy] ["Baby boy"] [Foot massage] [Lotion] [Blowjob] [Ball-sucking] [Rimming] [Pegging] [Doggy-style] [Tarkgrowls] [Mating press] [Choking] [Cum for me] [Cum kisses] [Cuddles] [L-Bomb]
This is a self-fill of my M4M script. I may have slurred some words and messed up a few times, but I hope y'all enjoy it!
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[F] Tark Takes On DanteCreates' 50 Random Questions [Silly rambles] [Laughing] [Melissa Over-Explains It All] [Body image issues] [Moose Tracks FTW] [Imagining my GWA crush moaning "Daddy"] [Obligatory soda sips] [Sorry, COKE sips]
Featuring backing vocals from my cat, Cody. :P
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"Capido Stutain" by Caterthund
Just a stupid thing I did with The Beat Machine. "Comb 'yer teeth, brush 'yer beard."
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[F] Hunt You Down (Kesha cover) [Backing track] [Gone Country] [Yandere] [A little bit of yodeling] [Had a little *too* fun doing this song]
Baby, I love you so much...don't make me kill you.
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[F] Tark Takes On The Vehement Voice/Wanton Writer Questionnaire [Silly rambles] [WTF are you talking about, Tark?] [Laughing] [Doing the Dew] [Short attention span] [Tang-tungles]
I'm so sorry, Nyaany. Eep!
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[F4A] Repeat After Me...and Edge With Me! [Mast] [Edging] [Stupidly slutty moans] [Moaning like a porn star] [Whimpers] [Squeals] ["Daddy!"] [Begging] [Bratty] [Pouty] [And I...oop!] [Accidental screaming orgasm] [Spanking] [Crying]
Damn it...now I gotta start over. I cry. :'(
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[F4A] Close To The Edge IV: Day 1 [Ramblefap] [Whispering] [Edging] [Silly rambles] [Giggles] [Whimpers] [Some squeaks] [Tark, WTF are you talking about?] [Shitshitshitshitshit] [Crushing on '70s rock musicians]
The tags pretty much explain what's going on here, so...yeah. :P
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[F4F] Grey Yoga Pants and Wet Spots [Ramblefap] [A little switchy] [Pouty] [Slutty moans] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Delirious dirty talk] [Begging] [Facesitting] [Tribbing] [Panty-sniffing] [Screaming orgasms] [Laughing]
After a while of edging and gooning myself a bit, this is how I spend the last half-hour: talking about my dream of having a woman in grey yoga pants get so wet for me and letting me see that wet spot.
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[F4A] No Sleep 'til Orgasm [Mast] [Soft moans] [Some whimpers] [Very little talking] [Heavy breathing] [Whimpering orgasms] [Giggles]
Yet another audio with no loud, orgasmic screaming...just a soothing masturbation session before bed from yours truly.
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[F4M] Even Daddies Get Scared Sometimes [Fem-Daddy] [Afraid to fall asleep] [Some crying] [Giggles] [Neck kisses] [Lap-grinding] [Mutual masturbation] [Lighthearted name-calling] [Cumming together] [Cuddles] [No more Midsommar for me]
After watching a scary movie, Daddy has trouble falling asleep. Never fear because her brave good boy is here to provide some sexy relaxation. :) Enjoy.
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[F4M] Let's Get This "Bred"! [Ramblefap] [Impreg] [Dirty talk] ["Daddy!"] [Wet sounds] [Pouty] [Whimpers] [Squealing orgasms] [Post-orgasm rambles] [Tark, just shut up]
I've been having these dreams about being pregnant, and I didn't even realize what I really wanted: I want to be knocked up and full of so much cum lately...and actually meaning it. Wow.
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[F4M] Show Me How to Say No To This... [Improv] [Narrative] [Fem-Daddy] [Friends to Lovers] [Cheating] [Sissy] [Crossdressing] [Flirty texts] [Reminiscing] [Finally giving in]
Just an impromptu narrative that came to mind after listening to "Say No to This", and this is the result.
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[F4A] Repeat After Me: Can I Get a "HO-YAH!" [Mast] [Some edging] [Stupidly slutty moans] [Moaning like a porn star] [Whimpers] [One or two Tarkgrowls] [Dirty talk] ["Daddy!"] [Can barely go high anymore] [LOUD, giggly orgasms]
Naming an audio after a TikTok meme? Ultra-cringe. Being inspired by a certain someone's audio from last night and becoming an all-out slut? Oh, yeah....worth it. :)
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[F4F] Cum With Me, Scream With Me [Summer20] [Ramblefap] [Switch] [Cunnilingus] [69] [Tribbing] [Fingering] [Slutty moans] [Tarkgrowls] [Giggles] [Screaming orgasms]
I...don't know what to say except I hope you enjoy it. Heh. *finger guns*
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[F] Ex-Wives (from Six: The Musical) [One-Woman Six] [Belting] [Harmonies everywhere] [Backing track] [High notes]
I originally wanted to do the individual songs first, but this song was too tempting not to take on. Production's a little wonky here, so apologies about that. But I truly hope you enjoy this. :D
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[F4A] Yet Another Round of Musical "What If...?"s [Silly music ramble] [Laughing] [So many "ohhhh!"s] [World's Worst David Bowie impression] [Kansas doing Hamilton...maybe?] [Some singing] [Messing up lyrics] [Heaven help me]
What am I doing? I just...WUT
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[F4M] Back Way's The Only Way [RAPE] [Slow build] [Tsundere] [Sleazeball BF] [Gender transformation] [Fsub] or [Msub] [Anal] [Self-degradation] [F***** mentions] [Prostate stimulation] [Manly Tarkgrowls] [Slutty, porny whimpers] [High-pitched orgasm]
I really have no idea how to describe this audio, but I'll chalk it up as a woman being turned into a man by her boyfriend because she wont do anal sex with him, and so he turns her into his subby butt-slut boyfriend. And who knew trying to sound manly AND girly at the same time would be a hard feat to tackle? I sure as hell didn't.
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[F] Black Cherry (Goldfrapp cover) [Tark chills out] [Backing track] [High notes] [Soft singing]
"Black Cherry" has to be my favorite Goldfrapp album, but the song is one of my favorites by them.
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[F] You'll Be Back (from Hamilton) [Karaoke] [Yandere] [Crazy] [Belting] [King George III] [Hints of Bowie, maybe?] [Tarkgrowls] [Spit not included]
Ohhh, yeah, here I am to pester y'all again with another song...this time from Hamilton. I thought this song would really suit my range, so I decided to give it a shot and do a more serious version compared to the one I did 3 or 4 years ago. Hope y'all enjoy it.
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Moan Slutty Level 4: Slutty and Porny...Talk dirty and scream for Daddy!
Pretty much is explanatory. Godspeed to your vocal cords. ;P
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Moan Slutty Level 3: Slutty and porny...high and loud for Daddy!
Now, let's get a little bit bold and holler, scream, and moan for Daddy!
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Moan Slutty Level 2: Slutty...but higher!
Let's pitch things up a notch! Some stray dirty talking here and there.
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Moan Slutty Level 1: Slutty with no squeaks, screams or squeals
Just plain and simple sluttiness with no screams or squeals.
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[F4A] Moan Slutty With Me: Level Up! [Challenge] [4 Audios, 4 Levels] [Slutty moans] [Slutty whimpers] [Slutty ERRY'THANG] ["Daddy"] ["Ooooh, yah!"] [LOUD] [Screaming] [Ridiculous]
These are the levels compiled into one audio, so if you guys feel adventurous enough to try all four levels, go wild! :)
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[F] Little Shop of Rambles! [Silly rambles] [Little Shop of Horrors] [Spoilers] [Audrey? Seymour? NOOOOO!] [Laughter] [What-Ifs] [Paul Stanley as...Audrey II?] [Audrey's voice is so cute!]

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A Dramatic Reading of Psychostick's "Orgasm = Love"

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[F4A] Moan Slutty With Me: Repeat After Me [Mast] [Slutty moans] [Slutty whimpers] [Slutty ERR'YTHANG] [Vocal Fry City] [Squeals 'n' squeaks] [Some growls] ["Daddy!'] [LOUD orgasms]
A little game I like playing that I haven't played in a while. Just to let y'all know, if you're uncomfortable with doing the squeals or the "Daddy"s, feel free to skip those. Just as long as you moan along and repeat after me, let the naughty, slutty, sexy fun begin. ;) If y'all want to, I'd love to hear a recording of some of y'all playing along.
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[F] All You Wanna Do (from Six: The Musical) [Katherine Howard] [Roasting introduction] from [Sassy] to [Angry and broken] [Belting] [Crying] [Yelling]
For some reason, this K. Howard has some Paul Stanley-esque energy left over from "Black Diamond", and it somehow bled over into this doozy of a song from Six...and just when you think I was through with this musical. Nope. No, I'm not.
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[FFTFF4A] Moan Slutty With Us Ladies! [Collab] [Mast] [Slutty moaning] [Slutty whimpers] [Slutty ERR'YTHANG] [LOUD orgasms]
And here's a thank you to /u/MischievousMari, /uluckier333, and /u/kittytoy85 for participating in this audio. :) Here's hoping all you guys and gals can join us for some fun, slutty moaning!
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[F] Black Diamond (Kiss cover) [Backing track] [Tark rocks out] [Belting] [Just basically yelling the lyrics] [Harmonies] [OUT IN THE STREETS FOR A LIVING]
You wanted the best, you got the best...but sadly, this ain't it, chief.
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[F] Don't Lose Ur Head (from Six: The Musical) [Anne Boleyn...if she was Southern] [Backing track] [Sassy] [Harmonies] [Belting] [When will Tark shut up about SIIIIX?]
I was inspired by /u/CrimsonSongbird's take on it, and decided to do one that's a little...eh, different. Don't know which other Southern accents (other than my own) I was shooting for, but I hope it's still listenable. Heh.
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[F4M] Good Boy Gone Bad [Ramblefap] [Thinking of the boyfriend] [Switch] [Whimpers] [Purrs] [I wanna be bad with you, baby] [Fuck me] [Spank me] [I wanna jump you] [Squeaky, giggly orgasms]
Just a night thinking of my boyf. No big deal. :)
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[F] Point of Know Return (Kansas cover) [Backing track] [Getting proggy again] [Belting] [HOW LONG?] [...'til Tark shuts up about Kansas]
My vocal cords are gonna hate me in the morning. Fuck.
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[F4A] "MY Daddy" [Ramble] [Hold the fap] [Fem-Daddy] [Switch] [Tearing up] [Repeating myself] mentions of [Pegging] [Belonging to my sub]
Just a little ramble about how I love hearing a submissive getting possessive of me, and saying "You're MY Daddy, and no one else's". That turns me into a softy every time.
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[F4F] My Dream Girl [Ramblefap] [Fsub] [French woman] [Mispronouncing "Marseille"...sorry!] [Curvy] [Making out] [Tit-sucking] [Grinding through panties] [Tribbing/scissoring] [Whimpers] [Squealing orgasms] [Laughing]
Just recounting a dream I had last night about meeting a curvy, thick French woman and going back to her place for some girly fun. Enjoy!
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[F4M] Cum and Be My Cock-Sucking Princess [Script-fill] [FDom] [Cumslut] [Cock-sucking] [Deepthroat] [CEI] [Cross-dressing] [Edging] [Light humiliation] [Encouragement] [Sooo slutty]
I'm going to help you fulfil your craving for cock and cum today. You're going to drink a whole load of gooey jizz today, and you're going to love every slutty second of it. Script is by /u/johnnyappleseed83
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[F] Careful With That Wand, Eugene [Mast] [Whimpers] [Giggles] [Little pterodactyl noises] [Some wet sounds] [Dirty talk] [Squirting] [Squealing orgasms] [Post-orgasm laughter]
Well, this attempted quiet little fap is hard to explain: talk about how I wanna fuck you like I'm fucking my pussy, some slutty whimpers, some Roger Waters-esque screeching here and there, and then fucking myself into a squirting, giggling, idiotic mess. Yup, that explains it.
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[F] Heart of Stone (from Six: The Musical) [Jane Seymour] [Backing track] [Belting] [Harmonies everywhere!] [Alto trying to sing soprano]
Note to self: never listen to Kansas before belting a song from Six. You'll spot some Steve Walsh-y vocal inflections mixed in with my own here and there if you pay close attention.
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[F] Have a Drink On Me [ASMR] [Stereo] [Soda pop talk] [Soda tingles] [Bubbles] [Some whispering] [Giggles]
Here's a kind-of proper safe-for-work ASMR post from yours truly. Why don't you pull up a chair, grab a cup and a drink of your choice, and relax.
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[F4A] Moan Slutty *for* Me [ASMR] [Stereo] [Whispering] [Moaning encouragement] [Get slutty] [Some moaning] [Breathing] [Lose yourself]
This is a completely different installment for the "Moan Slutty with Me" series...where I encourage you to moan slutty *for* me. Enjoy! :)
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[F4M] Ya Down With No TP? [Humor] [Dorky] [RAPE] [COVID-19] [No toilet paper] [Ass-eating] [Hints of Fsub] [Whimpers] [A little of self-degradation] [Cum on clothes] [Ugghhh...all over my Kansas T-shirt!]
It took me a few tries to start this audio without laughing because this idea and premise of this audio is so stupid, I just HAD to record it. I hope y'all enjoy it.
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"Good Morning, Cocksucker" bloops...plus a bad Filthy Frank impression!

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[F4M] Good Morning, Cocksucker [Script-fill] [Sci-Fi] [AI] [Bisexual] [M/M Oral] [Encouragement] [Affirmations]
One for all you guys who like dick, or any other oral enthusiasts for that matter! A female AI with a sexy but businesslike voice (narrator) helps prepare you for your day as an elite, professional, competitive cocksucker. Script is by the wonderfully naughty /u/deeperbroken
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[F] Man-on-Man Action Gets Me Extremely Hot ep. 8 [Watching porn] [Ridiculous commentary] [Rimming] [Anal] ["Daddy"] [Whimpers] [Squealing orgasms]
Here's the video if y'all wanna watch (and wank) along: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d08a56f8fc64
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[F] Get Down (from Six: The Musical) [Anna of Cleves] [Shades of FDom] [Sassy] [Belting] [So ridiculous] [Das ist gut]
Ohhh, lord...this is what you get for being so into this musical, but this is the only good song for an alto to sing. Oh, well...back to the palace! :)
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[F4MF] Can You Hear Me Knocking? [Housekeeper] [Hotel] [Fsub] [Bi-threesome] [Stammering] [Watching them fuck] [Licking her pussy] [Sucking his cock] [Creampie-eating] [Double cunnilingus] [Whimpers] [Squeals] [Tarkgrowls] [Gigglegasms]
Candygram for /u/Johnnyandbillie! :)
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[F] Solo (Prince cover) [Acappella] [Reverb] [Too many vocal runs] [Alto trying to be a soprano] [Some whispers]
This was a wild idea to record one of Prince's hardest songs to sing...lord help me.
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[F4M] You're Daddy's Everything [Aftercare] [It's just roleplay] [You're safe with me] [Apologies] [L-bombs] [Cuddles] [SFW]
This is the aftercare to "I'm Done Being Nice", but it can be listened to after any rough audios I have.
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[F] Tark Takes On The Song Association Game...Part 1? [Singing random songs] [Shouting] [Some growling] [Trying to sing fast] [Laughing] [Caffeine-addict energy]
This was way too much fun...I may do a part two, who knows? Enjoy! :)
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[F] Dust in The Wind (Kansas cover) [Kansas...again?] [Backing track] [Some belting] [Tark can't think of any other tags]
Here I go singing another classic by Missouri...uh, I mean KANSAS. Hope y'all like it! :)
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[F4M] Rock The Boat [Fsub] [Adults] [Incest] [Aunt/nephew] [Oiled-up] [Teasing] [Blowjob] [Riding] [Missionary] [Begging] [Slutty moans] [Whimpers] [Squeals] ["Daddy"] [High-pitched orgasms] [Creampie]
Don't tell me you're twitching in those shorts now, are you, Mister? I believe I just made this shoot a little bit harder for you, have I? But remember what I told you earlier? Don't look at me as your aunt; look at me as one of your models. (All adults in this audio are 18+ and is intended to be listened to by adults.)
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Kitty says hello... [blooper]
All while I'm trying to corrupt a shy virgin...dang it!
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[F4M] The Corruption of a Shy Virgin [Script-fill] [Mild FDom] [Tease] [Male virgin] [ [Public fondling] [Foot rubbing over cock] [Dirty talk] [Sweet] [Coaxing] [Mild humiliation]
What if a girl you didn’t know… One you thought was really pretty. One of those magic girls you stare at in class and can’t take your eyes off of. A girl who’s way out of your league… What if she had secretly taken one of her shoes off under the table. And… what if she reached out… with her foot… and put it right … there…. Between your legs. What would you think about that? Script is by the magnificent /u/Princess_April
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[F4A] Moan Slutty With Me...What, Again?! [Mast] [Slutty moans] [Slutty whimpers] [Slutty ERR'YTHANG] [Faint wet sounds] [Squeaks] [Sucking] [Some utterances of "Daddy"] [Screaming orgasms]
No, this definitely ain't me making a series out of these. Nope. Nope, nope, nope. ;)
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[FM4M] Party for Three [Script-fill] [Feat. /u/SumTotalof1] [Bi-threesome] [Poly] [Crossdressing] [Blowjob] [Anal] [Fsub] [Msub] [Impreg] [Creampie] [Calling you "Daddy"] [Promises of Round Two] [L-bombs]
Thanks to /u/lewdaccount8 for writing the script, and special thanks to /u/SumTotalof1 for being my collab buddy for this. :) This was a lot of fun!
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[F4A] My Pussyyyyyy! [Two-Word Challenge] [Humor] [Memes] [Game Grumps] [Slutty voice] [LOUD orgasm]
MY PUSSSSSSSYYYY!!!
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[F4M] Turned Out [Script-fill] [FDom] [Fem-Daddy] [JOI] [Whore training] [Twerking] [Bisexy] [Edging] [Anal training] [Anal whipping] with one mention of [Watersports] [Purring]
Modified with the permission of the wonderful /u/thomas_edward_L, I wanted to take on this naughty little script and put my own spin to it.
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[F] Mistreated (Deep Purple cover) [Tark rocks out] [Backing track] [Harmonies at the end] [Belting] [I have no voice now]
I've always wanted to do this song...now that I have, I feel like I've swallowed nails. But hey, it was worth it. Happy New Year. :P
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[F4M] Mantra Misfire! [Switch] [RAPE] [Stepdaughter/stepdad] [Brainwashing gone wrong] [Mental bimbofication] [Blackmail] [Coercion] [Pegging] [Crying] [Tarkgrowls] [Plot twist!]
This gift is for /u/Princess_April! :) I hope you enjoy it, despite this feeling a bit rushed. I had fun doing this audio. A girl is reading a list of bimbofication mantras as a test run through the phone with her friend. Unfortunately, it doesn't for her, but she's unpleasantly surprised with who else it brainwashes: Adam, her stepdad. To make matters worse, she doesn't know how to reverse it! All characters in this audio are 18+, and this audio represents fantasy.
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What Child is This?

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[F4F] Make Me Your Dyke Bitch, Mommy [Mumblefap] [Fsub] [Self-degradation] [Ultra-feminine voice] [Calling you "Mommy"] [And sometimes "Daddy"] [Girly-girlification] [Facesitting] [Pouting] [Squealing orgasms] [Giggles]
Felt a little subby for some ladies lately, so I figured I get myself off by fantasizing about a sexy woman making me her bitch. Enjoy! :) WARNING: It's there in the title, but I want you to know that the word "dyke" is present in this audio, but in no way is it intended to harm anyone. I'm basically calling myself one in this audio.
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[F4A] I'm Back on My Bullshit Again! [Ramblefap] in the [Car] [Pure Wand] [Ridiculous dirty talk] [Wet sounds] [Squirting] [Begging] [Slutty moans] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Screaming orgasms]
Here we have Tark back in her natural habitat, screaming and cumming like a sex-starved banshee and talking a bunch of sexual nonsense. Enjoy, y'all!
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[F4A] Gimme Five...Again! [Mast] [Whispering] [Some wet sounds] [Squealing multiple orgasms] [Giggles]
Trying to get in some orgasms before No-Nut November starts. I just didn't expect to cum that much in 6 minutes. Anyway, I hope y'all enjoy my horny little ridiculous self. :)
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[F] O Mio Babbino Caro [Gianni Schicci] [Puccini] [Opera] [Untrained alto trying to be a soprano] [Running out of breath] [Please, Daddy, let me marry him!]
And now for something completely different...this is something I decided to sing for fun, and I kinda wanna work on the pronunciation and the breath control better for this...but this'll have to do. *shrugs*
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[F4A] Baby Naming Blues [Script-fill] [Cute] [Slice of Life] [SFW] [Picking a Baby Name] [Loving] [Banter] [Pregnancy Comfort]

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[F] Stone Cold (Rainbow cover) [Tark rocks out] [Belting] [Karaoke] [Running out of breath] [Sorry, Richie!]

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[F4M] Your Sweet, Submissive Little CPU Slut [Script-fill] [Fsub] [HARDware] [Chrome] [Size Difference] [That Web Browser Is Much Too Big for My Tight Little RAM, Daddy!] [Too many tabs, Master!] [Screaming orgasm] [Ahegao] [Rape]
Script by the wonderful /u/ravishagirl, complete with some "Daddy"s here and there. :D
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[F4A] Straight-A Student Gets Some D-sert! [Age] [Incest] [Fsub] [Threesome] [DD/lg] [MD/lg] [Playful] [Squeals] [Whimpers] [Blindfold] [DP] [Ahegao] [Screaming orgasms] [Laughter]
For a job well done on her report card, Miss Thing gets a special reward from Mommy and Daddy: some D's for her A's and B's! (I tried lessening the volume of the screams in there, so please be warned that I get ridiculously slutty and noisy in this one. Thank you.)
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[F4A] Booty Bump! [Ramblefap] [Lo-fi] [Anal] [Double-ended dildo fun] [Sleepy] to [Slutty] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Screaming orgasms]
The ideal trio: you, me, and this double-ended dildo to get wild and slutty together with. You game? ;)
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[F4F] Boss Lady Meets Her Match [Switch] [Boss/personal assistant] [Office shenanigans] [Cocky to nervous] [Hesitant] [Getting flustered] [Begging] [Whimpers] [Tease] [Summer19]
This is for you, my dear /u/Emi-chyan. :)
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[F4F] I Want My Mommy [MD/lg] [Age] [Incest] [Ramblefap] [Whimpers] [Crying] [Whining] [Nipple-sucking] [Pouting] [Special Mommy Rides] aka [Tribbing/scissoring] [Squeaky orgasms] [Giggles] [Falling asleep]
Feeling extra needy and horny for all the Mommies out there.
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[F4A] Alone Again...Naturally [Mast] [Tark is LOUD again!] [Wet sounds] [Whining] [Squeals] [Whimpers] [Some Tarkgrowls] [Squirting] [Screaming orgasms]
Headphone users, TAKE COVER! :O After a frustrating morning trying to use my biggest toy (which I didn't record, thank goodness), I gave up and relied on my two favorite toys, my Lush vibrator and my Pure Wand, to bring myself to at least two or three orgasms. Hope you guys enjoy this clusterfuck.
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[F4M] Thinking of Your Crush Again? Let Mommy Help, Baby [Script-fill] [MD/lb] [Incest] [Age] [Handjob] [Gentle] [Dirty talk] [Encouragement]
I'm on Mommy kick lately, so this is another Mommy-tastic audio, this time with the wonderful /u/the_caretaker8 penning this script. :D
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[F4M] This Is The Shit You're Into? Really? [Req-fill] [MD/lb] [No age] [Incest] [Plushophilia] [Kink-shaming] [Teasing] [Humiliation] [Degradation] [Laughing]
Req-fill for /u/napoleon88. I hope you all like it! :)
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[F4M] I'm Done Being Nice [Cheating] [Angry GF] [Fem-Daddy] [Ranting] [I don't wanna be your Daddy anymore] [Degradation] [Anal fingering] [Name-calling] [Get the fuck out]
Had a moment of frustration, and decided to put it into this audio.
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[F4M] Daddy Wants You to Sit On Her Face [Ramblefap] [Fem-Daddy] [Male-on-female facesitting] [Filthy dirty talk] [Ride my tongue] [Treating you like a porn star] [Whimpers] [Squeals] [Muffled screaming orgasms]

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[F4M] Head from a Redhead Girlfriend [Script by /u/MyNameMadeYouSmile] [Blowjob] [Redhead] [Girlfriend] [Morning wood] [Hairplay] [Cum in mouth] [Swallow]
Script by the wonderful /u/MyNameMadeYouSmile! :) Enjoy.
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[F4A] Singing and Sitting, Sitting and Singing... [Singing] [Silly, overcaffeinated rambles] [Tark has no indoor voice] [Kansas] [Joni Mitchell] [Heart] [Toni Braxton] [and a lot more] [Laughing]

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[F4A] Earning Your Fudge Stripes [Best friends] [Phone call] [All aboard the TMI train, choo choo!] [Offering you cookies] [Get your butt over here] [We'll watch Ice Age together] [Laughing] [Crunching] [One platonic L-bomb]

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[F4A] Breaking Daddy [Switch] [Fem-Daddy] [Edging] [Teasing me] [Grinding] [Vibrator] [Begging] [Whimpers] [Squeaks] [Muffled screaming orgasms]
You think you can break me tonight? Good luck with that. ;)
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[F4A] I Get So Emotional, Baby [Ramblefap] [Pure Wand] [Lush wand] [Buttplug] [DP] [Wet sounds] [Whimpers] [Squeaks] [Crying] [Giggling] [Self-pep talk] [Foggy glasses] [Squirting] [Squealing orgasms] [Post-orgasm rambling]
One shot for each time I say "Oh, shit!" :P
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[F4M] Ms. Snuggles Reporting for Duty! [Fantasy] [Teddy Bear] [Plushophilia] Mentions of [Rape] [High-pitched voice] [Morning wood] [Humping] [Fluffy opening] [Creampie] [Snuggling]
This voice I provided for this character may or may not be inspired by the bear from those Snuggle ads. But now my voice hurts doing it for so long. Ehh, hope you enjoy this fucked-up...thing. Heh.
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[F4A] M4M Scripted Audio Gone Wrong [Outtakes] [Kitty background vocals] [Bad Markiplier impression] [Tark can't sound masculine for shit] [Meowing]
Trying to record a take of my first attempt at doing an M4M script by /u/lorekeeper-herm. It doesn't go well.
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[F4A] Moan Slutty (and Squeaky) With Me! [Slutty moans] [Whimpers] [Whistle-register moans] [Some "Daddy"s] [Lush wand] [Playing with my ass] [Muffled screaming orgasms] [Abrupt ending...whoops!]
Out here leavin' Mariah Carey SHOOK today! Nooo, just kidding. :P Felt exceptionally slutty today, and this is what happened. Had someone walk in on me at the end; that's why the ending was so sudden. Oops!
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[FF4M] One, Two Daddies Kneel Behind You... [That's what I said now] [Two Tarks] [Fem-Daddies] [Spitroast] [DP] [Giggles] [Slutty moans] [LOUD orgasms] [Creampies] [Facial]
This was an impromptu idea that came up, and this is the result. Just imagine two Daddy Tarks fucking you from every different direction. ;) I hope you enjoy!
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[F4A] Tark Gets Messy...As Usual [Short] [Moans] [Whimpers] [Licking] [Sucking] [One "Daddy" mention] [Giggles] [A sweet surprise at the end] [Exclusive]

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[F] Cranes in The Sky (Solange cover) [A cappella] [Tark-setto] [Running out of breath] [
Just been a Solange kick lately. I'm planning on re-doing this to some music one day and adding some harmonies into the mix, but tonight was a good night to sing it a cappella.
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[F4A] Call Me, Even On The Way to the Show [Narrative] [Phone sex] [Musician] [Touring] [Performing on stage] [A bit romantic] [Mentions of edging] [Whispers]
I had Solange's "Way to the Show" in my head, and this is what popped up as a result. I had a visual of getting a teasing call from my SO on the tour bus while out touring and playing gigs...and how distracted I'll be while performing on stage.
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[F4F] Cunt and Sympathy [Incest] [Aunt/niece] [No age] but [Age difference] [Coming out] [Slow build] [Ugly sobbing] ["Mommy" mentions] [Kissing] [69] [Rimming] [Tribbing] [Anal fingering] [LOUD orgasm] [Cuddles]
A girl is in distress after coming out to her homophobic parents as a lesbian. They are anything but supportive and unfairly bash her for who she is, threatening conversion therapy the next morning. So, she goes to find solace in her understanding, non-judgmental aunt's home...and much, much more.
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[F4F] A Tasty Distraction [Kinko19] [GFE] [Needy] [Somewhat bratty] [Lots of "baby"s] [Distracting you] [Cunnilingus] [Begging] [Whimpers]
Your needy, horny girlfriend needs you to put that book down and pay attention to her so she can make you cum. Please?
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[F] Tark Reacts to Stuff ep. 2: "[YTP] men in men" [Reacting to YouTube Poop videos] [Men in Black] [Silly rambles] [Mostly laughing] [Tark has no indoor voice] [Coughing] [Land of a thousand "what?"s]
In the true words of one comment of the video, "Not one sentence was completed that day." Here's the video if you wanna watch along.
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[F4A] I Was Assigned to Your Door, So... [Monstergirl] [Tsundere] [No sex...yet] [Caught you masturbating] [Awkward] [Size difference] [Cuddles]
This was inspired by Monsters Inc., and this is just the first part of a two-part series I plan on doing. I hope you enjoy. :D
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[F4A] One Tark, Two Mics, and Four Squeaky Orgasms [Mast] [Thank you!] [500+ followers] [Squeals] [Squeaks] [Whimpers] [Wet sounds] [Squirting] [Muffled screaming] [Crying] [Multiple orgasms]

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[F4M] On Second Thought, Can I Just Blow You Instead? [Request-fill] [GFE] [Big Cock Fear] [Blowjob] [Nervous] [Giggles] [Dorky] [Kinda wholesome, I guess]
Not what I think the request called for, but I hope this little wholesome audio fits the bill. :)
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[F4F] Come to My Window [Friends to lovers] [Apologies] [Tearing up] [Reminiscing] [Kissing] [Dorky]

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[F4A] Training Your Throat to Take My Cock [Script by /u/TheM0rtal] [Gentle Fdom] [Appreciative] [Training] [Sweet slut] [Blowjob] [Facefucking] [Deepthroat] [Whispers]
Script by the wonderful /u/TheM0rtal. :)
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[F] Real Man (Todd Rundgren cover) [GWABSingers] [Gender-bender] [Me and my piano] [Mediocre drumming] [Harmonies everywhere!] [More soulful screeching]
Well...I done did it.
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[F4M] Such a Nasty Old Pervert, Daddy! [AGE] [Incest] [Little voice] [Teasing] [RAPE] mentions [Squeaks] [Whispers] [Name-calling]

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[F4M] I'm Sorry I Couldn't Stay Strong for You, Daddy [Fsub] [Crying] [Aftercare] [Rape] play [No sex] [Cuddling] [Creampie] [Cum-eating] [Cum kisses] [Giggles] [Teasing]

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[F4A] It'll Be Okay, Bruh! [Script by /u/Sketchybynature] [Platonic bruhddle] [Comfort] [Cuddling] [Silly] [Slice of Life] [best friends] slightly [sappy] [caring] [wholesome] [no sex] [bruh]
Bruh, you know I got you! You my bruh, bruh. :) Script by /u/Sketchybynature
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[F4M] Hurt for Me [FDom] [Sadistic] [Rape] [Teasing] [Waxing poetic] [Bruises] [Spanking] [Biting] [Rough fucking] [Dry anal] [Hard riding]
My want to take what it is mine is strong...and what I want is you. Doesn't matter if I have to mark, bruise, spank, or choke you...you are GOING to be mine. And you are going to hurt for me.
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[F] Little Mighty Rabbit [Hey hey hey] [Mast] [Rabbit vibrator] [Whimpers] [Not much talking] [Ooh, it heats up!] [G-spot] [Muffled screaming orgasms] [Laughing]
So, I gave this little rabbit vibrator another chance...and boy, am I ever glad I did! I found out how I could make it heat itself up, and now I'm starting to grow a little fonder of this little toy. Whoo! :)
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[F4A] Definitely Not Disney: Sleeping Beauty [Rape] [Lucid coma patient] [Free use] [Deepthroat] [Face fucking] [Fingering] [Anal] [Sadomasochism] [Fisting] [E-stim] [Edging] [Orgasm denial] [EXTREME]
Script is by the lovely, twisted /u/KardinalSin. :)
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[F4A] Kitten's Bedtime [No sex] [Catgirl] [Cat language] [Lots of meowing] [Purring] [Cuddling] [Sassy]
Tried to imitate my cat, only to end up sounding like a Zhu Zhu Pet. :P
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Greedy Fucking Bloops

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[F] Good Moaning! [Silly rambles] [Over-caffeinated] [Types of moans I like] [Laughing] [WTF are you talking about, Tark?] [No indoor voice]
Sorry if this ramble is all over the place, but yeah...have me talk about moans I like hearing (and doing).
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[F4M] Do You Eat Pussy With Your Booty in The Air? [Ramblefap] [Cunnilingus] [Get in between these thighs] [Pop dat booty] [Tooch dat booty] [Booty booty booty rockin' everywhere] [Mirror] [Whimpers] [Shuddering breaths] [Squeaky orgasms]
Took me THREE TRIES trying to record this fap, but I got interrupted all those three times. Damn it, what's a girl gotta do to imagine her man sticking out his fine ass in the air as he works his tongue on my clit and pussy? IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?! (And sorry there was a weird grunting sound in the back during my second orgasm...one of my neighbors was being a dick, as per usual)
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[F4F] Daddy's Hands [Script by /u/-pasteldreams] [Fem-Daddy] [Fingering] [Affectionate] [Nipple play] [Choking] [Tarkgrowls] [Giggles]
I catch you touching yourself when I come home from work. Eager to help out, I make my way in. Script by the lovely /u/-pasteldreams
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PWIMM 5: "No Aphrodisiac" by The Whitlams
/u/Nuclearthrowaway99
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PWIMM 4: My Slutty Boy
/u/daeserion
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PWIMM 3: Heeey, Bro!
/u/VKP25
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PWIMM 2: The New Boy
/u/drenchcoat
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[F4M] Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Fuck Me [Ramblefap] [Fsub] [Whispers] [Whimpers] [Squeals] [Some wet sounds] ["Daddy" mentions] [Cum inside me] [Please fuck me!] [Squeaky orgasm]
I was thinking of a certain someone as I was recording this...a certain someone who's a pro at making a Domme-y Tark a subby little puddle for her Daddy. Enjoy! :D
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PWIMM 1: Here's How It's Gonna Go Down
/u/hellenbach
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[F4F] Is My Laugh Turning You On? [Script by /u/SeveralStepsNeeded] [Laughing] [Like, lots of it] [Light humiliation] [Embarrassment] [Teasing] [Fingering]
Thank you, /u/SeveralStepsNeeded, for this wicked script! And to make the laughter sound sincere, I was thinking of these two pictures [here](https://i.imgur.com/LZSF29c.jpg) and [here.](https://imgur.com/a/MM9LCWh)
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[F4M] Greedy Bathroom Break [Mast] [Public] [Quickie] [Whimpers] [Whispers] [Fuck my ass] [Cum all over my face] [Failing to be quiet] [Squealing orgasms] [Laughing]
This was the result of chatting someone up on Reddit during my break, and I had to rub one out *yet again* in the work bathroom.
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[F4A] Failing Like a Champ [Mast] [Lush Wand] [Pure Wand] [Battery's dead] [Rabbit vibrator] [Faint wet sounds] [Slutty Tarkmoans] [Tarkgrowls] [Some "Daddy"s] [Growly, loud orgasm] [Trying for a second orgasm...and failing]
I forgot I recorded this. Wow.
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[F4M] This Seems Oddly Familiar... [RAPE] [Humor] [Misery-inspired] [Smart-ass writer held hostage] [Drugged] [Tied up] [Forced pegging] [Rough strap-on bouncing] ["Ow, ow, ow!"]
My voice isn't the sexiest in this, but I had tons of fun acting out a fantasy that was based on a Stephen King novel...just without breaking my legs with a sledgehammer...but with breaking my pelvis with your ass bouncing on my strap-on cock.
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[F] Caffeine-High Tark Rambles about...Things? [Silly rambles] [Over-caffeinated] [Tark has no indoor voice] [Songs to ride cock to] [Moaning to the beat] [WTF are you talking about, Tark?] [Laughing] [Bad singing]
I shouldn't be allowed to record while over-caffeinated...EVER.
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[F4M] I Want Your Sex, Daddy! [Ramblefap] [You remind me of a song] [Missing you] ["Daddy" mentions] [Some L-bombs] [Make me your slut] [Please fuck me!] [Whimpers] [Wet sounds] [Squirting] [Squealing orgasms]
This was based off of a dream I had yesterday of a guy leaving me a voice message fucking himself into a slutty mess to "I Want Your Sex"....so I decided to gender-flip it for this audio. I hope y'all enjoy this! :)
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[F] A Case of You (Joni Mitchell cover) [GWABSingers] [Folk songs]

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[F] Music Video Theater 3000: "Make Me Feel" by Janelle Monáe [Ridiculous commentary] [Frantic bracelet sounds] [Some singing] [Squealing] [My bi Prince-loving heart is exploding]
Here's the video if you wanna watch it along: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGRzz0oqgUE
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[F4M] Sissygasm! II: The Fuckening [Fixed audio] [Sissification] [JOE] [MI] [Voice lesson] [No touching your cock] ["Boy pussy" mentions] ["Daddy" mentions] [Whimpers] [Squeals] [Wet sounds] [Squirting] [Screaming orgasms] [Giggles]
Audio's a little louder this time, so it should be a little bit better despite the hum in the back. I came back with a better knowledge of what a sissygasm *actually* is, so I hope y'all enjoy and get slutty along with me.
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[F4M] Sissy's First Makeup Lesson [No sex] [Sissification] [Makeup] [Eyeliner] [Mascara] [Lip gloss] [Rambles] [Tark tries (and fails) to explain makeup]
This is just the prelude to my newest "Sissygasm" audio. If you guys got the tools, you're more than welcome to get prissy'd up with me. :D
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[F] More Music Rambles from Midnight Music Rambler Tark [Silly rambles] [R&B Appreciation] [Vocal run love] [High note fetish] [Bracelet sounds] [Laughing] [Tark gets personal]

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[F4A] I'm Cumming for You, Barbara! [Ramblefap] ["First" audio scenario] [Zombie] [Monotone voice] [Fragmented speech] [Bi] [Cannibalism] [Moaning] [Deadpan orgasm] [BRAAAAINS]
This was a challenge trying to maintain a calm, monotone voice while touching myself and cumming, but I had fun nonetheless. I know this audio was done waaaaay past Halloween because this was an idea that just popped up in my head. I hope you all enjoy it.
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[F] The Wall (Kansas cover) [Tark gets proggy] [Backing track] [Belting] [Hopefully, this isn't a travesty]
This took waaay too many takes to lay down one measly vocal track. You gotta hand it to Mr. Steve Walsh to make everything sound so easy, yet so hard to sing. Dammit.
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[F4A] A Quickie, A True Fap [Mast] [Quickie] [Lush wand] [Muffled screaming orgasm] [Laughing]
*sighs* Yes...another Rundgren reference, WE GET IT, TARK. Anyways, this is the fastest I've ever cum with the Lush wand. With that being said, I'm off to bed, y'all! :)
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[F4M] Adopted Cat Girl's Homecoming [Script by /u/stray_thoughts] [Cat girl] [Pet play] [Giggles] [Collar play] [Purring] [Hissing] [Light petting] [Some "Daddy" mentions] [Wholesome] [No sex]
This was so cute, I had to do it right away. :) Script by the awesome /u/stray_thoughts
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[F] Tarkustrooper's Subreddit-Exclusive AMA! [Silly rambling] [Awkward] [Laughing] [Tark has no indoor voice] [400+ suscribers! Thank you!!!]
This was a whole lotta fun! :) I hope you all enjoy it.
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[F4M] High Hopes and High Notes [Self script-fill] [Short] [Humor] [No sex] ]Auditioning for the choir] [Purposely off-key singing] [Diva] [Dog-whistle notes] [Slips of the tongue]
"Honestly, I could've made an *a-maaaaaazing* soprano", says an alto. :P
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[F] Tark's Song Rants ep. 14: "Wuthering Heights" by Kate Bush [Silly rambles] [Tark has no indoor voice] [Laughing] [Trying not to cry] [Sighing] [Going off tangent]
For this song rant, things take a more serious turn as I talk about the Kate Bush classic based off of Emily Brontë's novel. Hope you guys enjoy it. :)
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[F] Hit That G-Spot Like a Muthafucka! [Mast] [Wet sounds] [Dirty talking] [LOOOOOOOOUD] [Slutty moaning] [Whimpers] [Feral Tarkgrowls] [Some whining] [Name-calling] [Land of a million "FUCK!"s] [Squirting] [Screaming orgasms]
Like, seriously, guys...watch your volume. I get pretty carried away here.
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[F] Ooh Ooh Baby (Smokey Robinson & The Miracles cover) [GWAB Singers] [Anti-Love Songs] [Tark-setto] [Belting] [Motown]

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[FM4A] Moan Slutty With Us! [Feat. /u/Anon_creative] [Mast] [Slutty moans] [Slutty whimpers] [Slutty ER'RYTHANG!] [Begging] ["Daddy" mentions] ["Miss" mentions] [Loud orgasms] [Fuck us both, pretty please!]
YES! :) I got someone to moan slutty with me, and this wonderfully slutty guy is /u/Anon_creative. Listen as we both get wrapped up in porn-star-esque ecstasy. I'd love to do more of these audios, so if anybody would like to participate, shoot me a message and we'll make it so. :) With that being said, I hope all of you have fun and, most importantly, moan slutty with us!
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[F4M] Who The Fuck You Think You're Talkin' To? [FDom] [Sassy] [Playful] [Laughing] [Teasing] [Pegging] [Handjob] ["Mommy", "Daddy", and "Mistress" mentions] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [A little bitchy] [Post-orgasm cuddles]

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[F] Tark Reacts to Stuff ep. 1: "One Direction - Story of My Life Shreds" [Silly rambles] [Laughing] [Tark has no indoor voice] [Dem harmonies tho] [Lip smacks]
Here's the video if you wanna watch along: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1A5eFKPnSM
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[F4A] Wrestlin' With the Rabbit [Toy review] [Rabbit vibrator] [Wet sounds] [Whispers] [Whimpers] [Squealing orgasms] [Laughing] [Post-orgasm ranting] [Dorkiness] [The Progressive Rock Setting]
I got a Phanxy rabbit vibrator, and uh...things were a little bit more frustrating than I wanted it to be.
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The Island audition

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[F] 15 Minutes of ASMR Heaven with Tark [Shitpost] [Oh, no, this again?!] [Car sounds] [Headphones recommended] [Bad singing] [Chewing sounds] [Burps] [More soda tingles]
I should be recording a song or writing a script, but instead I decide to be an immature little twat and record another one of these atrocious ASMR thingies.
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[F4A] Fuck-Fast February FAIL [Mast] [Whispers] [Whimpers] [Wet Sounds] [Squirting] ["Daddy" mentions] [Begging] [Brief little voice] [Squeaky orgasms] [Post-orgasm rambles] [Laughing]
I think I got too cocky thinking I was gonna last until March...boy, I was wrong. Waaaay wrong.
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[F] The Verb "To Love" (Todd Rundgren cover) [GWAB Singers] [Love songs] [Me and my keyboard] [Oh, god, not another one] [Harmonies] [Abridged version] [Vocal ad-libs]
Ahhh! Just in the nick of time, I finally got the song done. Didn't do the bridge or the last verse, though, seeing as I was pressed for time. Hope it's pretty good nonetheless
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[F] Born to Synthesize (Todd Rundgren cover) [Acappella] [Weird echoes] [Too many vocal runs] [Tark, baby, what IS you doin'?]
I was so tempted to do this song to psych myself to do another one of Todd's songs for this month's theme for GWABackstage. The echoes aren't as weird as I wanted them to be like the original, but oh well. I hope you all like it.
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Apple Inc. and The Iphone [Sexy Version]

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Apple Inc. and The Iphone [Drunk, goofy version]

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[F] Baby, You're a Trip (Jill Jones cover) [Me and my piano] [Harmonies] [Soulful screeching] [Alto trying to sing soprano]
I'M BACK SINGING AGAIN! Not the song I was wanting to do, but this is a good start to stretch my vocal cords to hit higher notes while I can. I plan on singing a lot more after this, though, because I had fun recording it.
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[F] Tark Tries Gaming: Galaga [Gaming] [Rambling] [Lost trains of thought] [LOTS of yelling] [Lots of swearing] [Random singing] [Random Tark noises]
Who needs vocal rest after screaming their throat raw? Apparently not this girl. :P
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[F4A] Moan Slutty (and Fuck Yourself) With Me! [Mast] [Slutty moans] [Slutty whimpers] [Slutty ER'RYTHANG!] [Unintelligible dirty talk] [Begging] [Wet sounds] ["Daddy" mentions] [Squealing] [Sucking] [Pussy spanks] [Squirting] [Screaming orgasms]
Apologies in advance for this clusterfuck of an audio. I think this is the most vocal (and screechy) I've ever gotten. But the sluttiness was STRONG in this one. Anyways...I hope you all have fun moaning slutty with me, as usual.
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[F] Big Pink Loser...Tark Style! [Reenactment] [Spongebob Squarepants] [Yelling] [Is this the Krusty Krab?]
May Stephen Hillenburg have mercy on my soul.
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[F4F] You're Blushing, Girlfriend! [Req-fill] [Flirting] [Very light humiliation] [Playful] [Raspy voice] [Teasing] [Giggles]
This is for Miss /u/watermelonpeaches. I hope you, and every one else, like this. :)
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[F] A Failed Dramatic Reading of CupcakKe's "Deepthroat" [Overly-dramatic at first] [Side comments galore] [Cringing]
At the risk of waking the whole house up, I failed to do a dramatic reading of "Deepthroat" by CupCakKe because of how distracted by how out-there the lyrics are.
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[F4M] You're My Sissy Slavewhore [Script by /u/Always_Daddy] [FDom] ["Daddy" mentions] [Forced feminization] [Sissy] [Humiliation] [SPH] [Chastity] [Forced bi] [JOI w/ countdown] [
I finally got to do it! This script was written by the Daddylicious /u/Always_Daddy. A warning in advance: you're gonna hear some instances of the "other" F-word to an extensive amount here. Aside from that, I hope y'all enjoy it! :)
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[F] Don't Fuck With My Man [Ed Sheeran/Lucy Pearl cover] [Mash-up] [Harmonies everywhere!]
I've recorded this song about 4 years ago when I got the urge to mash Ed Sheeran's "Don't" with Lucy Pearl's "Don't Mess With My Man". I think this is the proudest of my harmonies I've ever been.
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[F] 10 More Minutes of ASMR Heaven with Tark [Shitpost] [Laughing] [Sniffles] [Burps] [Lullabies] [Random moans] [Headphones recommended]
Got a new microphone and thought I would do another one of these. I promised a proper ASMR post...but this STILL ain't it, Chief. :P
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[F4A] Uwu 2: Electric Boogaloo [For /u/Zerahmot] [Uwu] [Porno voice...almost]
I'm gonna uwu the fuck out of you.
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[F4A] Mamaaaaaa, uwu! [Req-fill] [One-word challenge] [Sick] [Raspy] [Hentai voice, uwu] [Whimpering orgasm]
This is for you, /u/kara-cameleon! I hope you like it, uwu.
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[F] More Pointless Music Rambles from Yours Truly [Silly rambles, as usual] [Getting back into singing] [Laughing] [Musing about ASMR]

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[F4A] Moan Slutty With Me...and Fuck Me! [Two-word challenge] [Mast] [Slutty moans] [Slutty whimpers] [Slutty EVERYTHING] [Porno voice] [Screaming orgasms]
Might've said something else other than "Fuck me" at some points, but I thought I did an okay job with this challenge...I think?
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[F] 9 Minutes in ASMR Heaven with Tark [Shitpost] [Chewing sounds] [Some giggles] [Car sounds] [Mouth percussion] [Headphones recommended] [Lullabies] [Tark is very, VERY mature]
I don't know what compelled to make this...I clearly had too many Pepsi Max. I apologize...not.
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[F4A] Rainy With a Chance of Tarkgrowls [Mast] [Not much talking] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls, of course] [Squirting] [Growly orgasms]
After listening to you sexy men and women, I got out my Pure Wand and went to town on myself, going between fucking my G-spot and rubbing my clit. Holy fuck, those orgasms were good. :)
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[F4A] Happy Friggin' New Year! [Ramblefap] [Edging] [FAIL] [Trying to be conversational] [Laughing] [Muffled screaming orgasm] [Silly post-orgasm noises] [Ow, my everything]
Welp...didn't hold out like I expected to. So, uh...HAPPY NEW YEAR! :p
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[F4A] Moan Slutty (and Edge) With Me! [Mast] [Slutty moaning] [Slutty whimpers] [Slutty EVERYTHING] [Tarkgrowls] [Pouty voice] ["Daddy" mentions] [LOUD] [Wet sounds] [No orgasm]
This was, I have to admit, a bit over-the-top, but my inner porno hoe was clawing to get out...and she did. Damn. But I hope you have fun moaning slutty with me, as always. :)
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A Dramatic Reading of "Boogie Woogie Wu" by Insane Clown Posse
If you have a weak stomach, please don't listen. Now, I did this was back when I was in the thick of Tumblr-dom, so I was around...18 or 19 when I recorded this? I WAS A BABY, OKAY? :P
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[F4A] Edging at Work [Mast] [Quickie] [Edging] [Not much talking] [Whimpers] [Whines] [Tasting myself] [No orgasm]
This one's just a quickie; didn't have much time for dirty talking, so it is what it is. But there's more planned for tonight. ;)
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[F4A] Edging With My Lush Wand [Ramblefap] [Whimpers] [Slutty whines] [Squeaks] [Accidental little voice] so [Age] ["Mommy" and "Daddy" mentions] [No orgasm]
This one was hard because I usually don't stand a chance with this toy. And what was up with that spontaneous Loli voice in the middle of this? Dunno.
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[F4A] Edging Can Suck My DICK! [Ramblefap] [Edging] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Twerking] [Tasting myself] [No orgasm]
Why did I talk myself into this?
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[F4M] We'll Do Anything for Your Cum, Daddy! [Req-fill] [Switch] [Bi-threesome] [Mast] [Edging] [Begging] [Whining] [Whimpering] ["Daddy" mentions] [Some wet sounds] [Blowjob]
Picture the scene: my boyfriend and I are lying on our backs for you, begging you for your cock and cum as we edge ourselves over and over for you. Won't you please, please cover us with your cum as we drive ourselves to desperation?
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[F4M] Horny for You at Work [Secret Santa] [lewddude6969] [Ramblefap] [Quickie] [Public] [I want you] [Please fuck me] [One L-bomb]
Ayyyy, /u/lewddude6969! :D I hope you like it.
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[F4F] [F4TF] You Take Such Good Care of Your Kitten, Mistress [Fsub] [Petplay] [No sex] [Meowing] [Purring] [Giggling] [Cuddlesome] [Cute]
Happy Sweetsgiving, Ms. /u/Kittytoy85! :)
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[F4A] Man! I Feel Like a...Man [Tease] [Gender transformation] [Dirty talk] [Low voice] [Purring] [Jump on this dick!] [Manly Tarkgrowls] [Utterly bi]
Some more fun taking advantage of this sick, low voice I have. ;) Daddy wants you all bad tonight. Come on over!
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Having Fun With My Low Voice
Just goofiness. Nothing more, nothing less.
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[F4A] /u/13thfox's Writer's Questionnaire! [Silly rambles] [Sick, raspy voice] [She's a bass!] [Tang tungles] [Laughing] [Some name-dropping]
Thank you, /u/13thfox, for making this questionnaire! You foxy thing, you. ;)
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[F4M] Cum: The New Sore Throat Remedy [Whispers] [Sloppy blowjob] [Licking] [Deepthroat] ["Daddy" mentions] [No age] [Some whimpers]
To make up for my wild audios from earlier, here's a calmer, tamer audio for you folks who love to hear me whisper...and suck. I hope you like it. :)
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[F4A] Wet Panty Gag [Mast] [Dorky start] [Squirting in my panties] [Panty-sniffing] [Slutty moans [Whimpers] [Squealing orgasms] [One muffled screaming orgasm] [Giggles] [Shivering]
Last one I'll share for today, I promise! Now, to soothe my sore throat from all that screaming with some hot honey lemon tea.
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[F4M] Daddy, I'm in Heat! [Script by /u/LateStageInfernalism] [Incest] [Age] [DD/lg] [Catgirl] [Tarkgrowls] [Animalistic moans and whimpers] [SCREAMING orgasm]
I, um, need to talk about something…personal. Yeah…it’s ‘girl stuff’, but mom is out of town and… [Laughs] No, daddy, I got my period years ago, you know that. Yeah, and it isn’t cramps…um… I’m sorry, it’s really embarrassing… I’m…uh…I’m in heat. Script by the lovely /u/LateStageInfernalism
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[MFF4M] Ghosts of Daddy's Past [Feat. /u/handinmypanties and /u/UndiscoveredKink] [Msub] [Fsub] ["Daddy" mentions] [Whimpers] [Dirty talk] [Murmured begging] [Please fuck us!] [Echoes]
You sit alone at night thinking about the two girls you've loved and fucked in the past...until one voice that's unfamiliar comes through and joins the horny, ghostly ladies for a plea for one thing: your cock. Thank you, /u/handinmypanties and /u/UndiscoveredKink for bearing with me and playing along. I wanted it to be an orgy of some sort, but I thought this would be a pretty spooky, sexy twist to the idea. This was a lot of fun! :)
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[F4A] Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm [Mast] [Quickie] [Watching porn] [Bunch of "mmm"s] [Almost wordless] [One "oh my god"] [Croaky orgasm] [Post-orgasm giggles]
A rare moment where we have some quiet time with Tark being quiet herself, I was watching some gay porn, and I wanted to rub a quick one out before I went to bed. No screaming or squeaking in this one, folks...just me. Moaning. That's it.
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[F4A] One Squirty Daddy Coming Up! [Ramblefap] [Wet sounds] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Filling you up] [Soaking you] [Some name-calling] [LOUD orgasm] [Audible squirting] [Post-orgasm giggles]
I was so damn horny this morning, and it resulted in my bed turning into a waterpark by the end. Damn, those orgasms were good, though!
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[FM4A] Daddy Skype Time ep. 1 [Collab with /u/NoHeroHere] [Fem-Daddy] [Msub] [No age] [Tarkgrowls] [Herogrowls] [Whimpers] [Anal] [Blowjob] [Cum-eating] [Squealing orgasms] [Squirting]
This is the first of hopefully many "Daddy Skype Time" collab audios, and this one features my good friend /u/NoHeroHere as my good boy. I hope you enjoy us being naughty for you lovely people! :)
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[F4M] Be Good for Me While I'm Work, Alright? [Script by /u/MommyMinigun] [Fem-Daddy] [FDom] [Cute] [Before work] [Morning] [No sex]
I found this cute script by /u/MommyMinigun, and I couldn't wait to try it out. Enjoy, loverboys! :)
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[FF] Tark's Song Rant of The Week ep. 13: "Do Me, Baby" by Prince [feat. /u/my_eyes_only] [Silly rambles] [Laughing] [Giggle fits] [Swooning] [Tark has no indoor voice] [Tang tungles]
Bringing in the lovely lady /u/my_eyes_only to ramble with me about a song that's also been on my "to-rant" list. Hope y'all enjoy! :D
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[F] Tark's Song Rant of The Week ep. 12: "How Can I Ease The Pain?" by Lisa Fischer [Silly rambles] [Tark has no indoor voice] [Laughing] [Butchering the Japanese language] [Going off tangent] [Tark ❤️ Strong Voices]
The audio may seem a bit wonky in this, but I had lots of fun tackling talking about the song I've been meaning to talk about for AGES. And I believe this is the first rant that's gone over 30 minutes. So, buckle up and enjoy, guys. :)
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[F4M] I'm Thankful...For You [GFE] [Gentle FDom] [L-bombs] ["Good boy"] [Praise] [Pegging] [Slow fucking] [Prone bone] [Missionary] [Neck kisses] [Whispers]
I've decided to do a gentler approach because I'm feeling sort of sentimental tonight. No, there's no "Daddy"s or "Mistress"s in there, but there sure are a lot of "good boy"s where that came from. Happy Thanksgiving, Y'all! :D
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[F4A] Rutting Little Bitch [Switch] [Dirty talk] [Pillow humping] [Frustration] [Whimpers] [Slutty moans] [Begging] [Tarkgrowls] [Bed squeaks] [Twerking] [Pegging] [Tribbing] [Watersports] [No orgasm]
This is the only loophole I can come up with, but still no orgasm...so that's good.
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[F] I Want to Fuck Someone So Bad! [Sexy at first] [Frustrated rambles] [Someone call the waaaaaahmbulance] [Whiny] [I wanna peg!] [This is only Week 1, what the fuck?]
What started of as a GWA audio turned into an anything-goes ramble full of whining, ranting, and wondering if pegging voids the no-touch rule of this month.
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Midnight Music Musings [Ramble]

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[F4M] Remember With Me [Script-fill] [Narrative] [Voyeurism] [Bisexy] [Frotting] [Oral]
Script written by the wonderfully sinful /u/scriptmaker!
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[F4M] The Worst Audio Ever Created [Script-fill] [Humor] [Voluntarily terrible] [Over-the-top bad acting] [Incest] [Interruptions] [B/S] [Valley girl accent in some places] [NFN Counter-break] [Satire]
This hilarious script is written by the magnificent /u/CatGirlDetective. :D
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[F4A] Mine [One-Word Challenge] [Short] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Multi-layers] [A surprise at the end]
I was bored...so I decided to do a one-word challenge, with a twist. ;)
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[F4M] The Price of a Punishment [Script-fill] [FDom] [Narrative] [Bondage] [Ball gag] [Whipping] [Caning] [Pegging] [More than one Mistress]
Script by the wonderful /u/uniqueoneguy.
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[F4A] Cumming Before Midnight [Ramblefap] [Insatiable Tark is insatiable] [Pegging] [Bisexy] [Call me Daddy] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Five squealing orgasms]
Had to sneak in some more orgasms before it struck midnight. After that, it's cold turkey all November long. Oh, dear.
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[F4A] Get Slutty and Rowdy With Tark [Mast] [Wet sounds] [Slutty moans] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Dirty talk] [Spanking] [Squeals] [Squirting] [Screaming orgasms] [Licking up my mess]
This was a result of feeling outrageously slutty, horny, and porn-y last night after listening to a handful of slutty audios. So, I've decided to fuck myself on the bathroom floor and make a rowdy, slutty mess of myself.
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[F4M] Big Boobs or No Boobs, I'm Beautiful! [Script-fill] [Body acceptance] [Loving] [L-bombs] [Complete remission] [Supportive] [Winning the battle for good] [Rough fucking] [Marking] [Creampie]
Script by the wonderful, Mr. /u/youmeanmoidoid!
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[F] Storytime With Tark ep. 1: "The Tell-Tale Heart" by Edgar Allan Poe [Short story] [Dark] [Flubbing some words] [Shouting] [Spooky] [Dramatic]
Despite flubbing my way through this, I had lots of fun reading you a little lovely story by Edgar Allan Poe. Hope you enjoy. :)
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[F4A] I'm Sorry For Hurting You [Script by /u/GrumpyGizmo] [Gender flip] [Voicemail] [Ex-Girlfriend] [Emotional] [Apologetic] [Cheating] [Regret] [I Miss You] [L-Bombs] [Crying] [Forgiveness]

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[F4M] EnJOI Yourself for Me [Self-script fill] [JOI/JOE] [Light edging] [Whimpers] [Some Tarkgrowls] [Slutty moans] ["Daddy" mentions] [No age] [Screaming orgasm]
I don't care if the walls aren't thick enough. I don't care if there's people sleeping in the same room. You have every right to let go of all the tension that's built in your body...and I'm gonna help you.
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[F4A] Moan Slutty With Me...Once Again! [Mast] [Slutty moaning] [Slutty whimpers] [Slutty EVERYTHING] [Wet sounds] [Giggles] [Some "Daddy"s] [Squirting] [Squealing orgasms]
Felt like a slutty little porn star this morning, and well...I hope you have fun doing it with me. ;)
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[F4A] The S Word [Script by /u/13thfox] [Awesome alliteration] [Musing on the nature of sex] [Cheesy narrator] [Sighing] [Word Nerd's dream]

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[F4A] I Wanna Cum Inside You...or Try To [Ramblefap] [Wet sounds] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Pussy juice creampie] [Some begging] [Some name-calling] [Crying] [Giggles] [Screaming orgasms]
It's simple, really: I just want to cum inside you, even if that means squirting deep in you. Is that too much to ask? (It took me a few times to salvage this one: Audacity pitched down the other half of my audio, and I had to pitch it up back to my normal voice. I guess that's what happens when you compress it twice trying to not deafen anybody with your screams. Whoops.)
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[F4A] Gimme Five [Ramblefap] [Let's get serious] [Random dirty talk] [I want to be your someone] [Whimpers] [Some Tarkgrowls] [Can I be your Daddy?] [Squealy orgasms]
I've decided to go back to being serious as I make myself cum over and over as I mention everything from pegging you and holding hands as we watch porn to having you call me Mistress, Mommy, or Daddy.
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[F4M] I'm With You [Comfort] [Dealing with PTSD/anxiety] [Soothing] [Lotsa love all round] [Whispers]
Script by the absolutely wonderful /u/13thfox
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[F4M] Tatiana with The Torpedo Tatas [Humor] [Slight FDom] [Oiled-up torpedo tits] [Long, pointy nipples] [Nipple-sucking] [Titty-fucking...not the kind you think] [Anal] [Bouncing too hard] [Lactation] [Broken collar bone] [Pained squeaks]
I had to literally beat my breast to get that skin-smacking sound of someone riding my tits. Now my booby hurts. Damn it. xD
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[F4M] In a Wrist Array [Humor] [Friends] [Handjob] [Broken wrist] [Fake-ass moaning] [Wet sounds] [Getting too into it] [A couple of Frank Zappa references] [Some singing] ["Daddy" mentions] [No age]
Here's the M4M script version of this: https://pastebin.com/hgUBNFj6
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[F4F] Jailhouse Fuck [Fsub] a little [Rape] [Cellmates to lovers] [Size difference] [Begging] [Cunnilingus] [Nipple-sucking] [Scissoring] [Toe-sucking] [Whimpers] [Calling you "Daddy"] [Squealing orgasm] [Watersports] [Piss drinking]
Wow...boy, I really went in for it with this one. This is one of those audios where I let my mind and mouth take me where it wants to. And I may write an M4M version of this one day.
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[F4M] Playing With Your Frustration [FDom] [Teasing] [Whispers] [Cruel] [Bitchy] [Playing hard to get] [Making you cry] [Making you work for it]

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[F4Chad] Happy Birthday, Chad! [Ramblefap] [Switch-y] [Deepthroating] [Gagging] [Wet sounds] [Squirting] [Whimpers] [Squeals] [Tarkgrowls] [A pocketful of "Daddy"s] [Multiple orgasms]

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[F] WTVA September AMA [Tired rambling] [Croaky voice] [Concert rambling] [Cookies 'n' cream vs. Moose Tracks]

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[F] Whispers in The Night [Semi-ramblefap] [Lots of "fuck me"s] [Faint wet sounds] [Whimpers] [Squeaks] [Squealing, squirting orgasms] [Giggle fits]
In which I squeak and squeal like a guinea pig, and beg you to fuck me as I fuck my pussy to a squirting pulp. Sounds fun, right?
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[F4M] The Jewel Thief [FDom] [RAPE] [Oral] [Ball draining] [Demon] [Not a succubus] [Emasculation] [Don't cum...or you'll lose your balls!] [Giggles galore]
Men beware the hungry demoness that visits in the night. Cause some of them are thieves! - Script by the wonderful /u/CastiNueva!
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[F4M] Go Get The Big Plug, Bitch! [Script by /u/angelwingstodust] [FDom] [Sadistic] [Pegging] [Butt plug] [Some "Mama" and "Daddy" mentions] [No age] [Name-calling]
Script by the lovely /u/angelwingstodust!
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[F4A] Tale of Two Wands [Mast] [Hitachi] [Pure Wand] [LOUD moans] [Tarkgrowls] [Whimpers] [Something something "big cock"] [Wet sounds] [Squirting] [Some crying] [Screaming orgasms]
Had some time to work out some tension...and boy did I ever!
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/u/dariot71's Confession [Msub] [Ramblefap] [Storytelling] [Self-humilation] ['Faggot" mentions] ["Daddy" mentions] [Whimpers] [Slutty moans]

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[F] Sleepy Morning Playtime [Mast] [Almost no talking] [Loud moans] [Groaning orgasms]
I had three small orgasms in almost 7 minutes. But damn, they felt good.
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32 Faces You'll Recognize If You've Ever Had Anal Sex With A Penis [Dramatic reading] [Deep in yo' Hundred Acre Wood] [LOOOOUD yelling]

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[F] Questionnaire Double Feature! [/u/CatGirlDetective's Interrogation] [/u/Gabrielkain1's Help a Brother Out] [Sleepy voice] [Tongue-tied] [Going off tangent] [Laughing]

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[F] With Open Arms (Rachelle Ferrell cover) [Late night singing] [Acappella] [Too much riffing] [Tark has no idea what she's doing]

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[F] Let's Hear It For the Boy (Deniece Williams cover) [GWABSingers] [80s songs] [Alto singing soprano] [Trying to hold the note]
Here's the song and...now I gotta cut loose!
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Cody the Cat being...Cody the Cat [Some purring] [Licking plastic] [Some fussing]
He's an elusive one, that cat.
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[F4A] Right There, Right There, Right There! [Mast] [Pure Wand] [Wet sounds] [Quiet moans] [Whimpers] [Squealy orgasms] [Audible squirting] [Crying laughing]
Got a bit too worked up writing scripts, so I managed to knock one out with my beloved Pure Wand and bring myself to a wet 'n' wild orgasm.
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[F] Tark's Song Rants: "God is a Woman" by Ariana Grande [Silly rambles] [Getting with the times] [Tark has no indoor voice] [Alto trying to hit high notes] [YUH!]
For the first time, in "Tark's Song Rants" history, I decide to get with the times and talk about a song from one of my few favorite mainstream singers from today. I hope I didn't bomb at explaining it this time. Sheesh!
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[F4M] With You, I Won't Be Washing Any Windows Tonight [Fdom] [Tease] [Exhibition] [Awkward to Dominant] [Mentions of pegging] [Giggling] [Purring]
This was based off a request by /u/DelightfullySlutty, and I was going to write a script for it, but I ended up doing a tease instead. Hope you all like it! :)
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[F4A] Me Me Big Boy [Four-word challenge] [Shitpost] [Humor] [Jackfilms] [Memes] [Giggles] [Tarkgrowls] [Whimpers] ["Me Me Big Boy" orgasm]
Me me big boy? Me...me big boy. Me me big boy! :)
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[F4A] Brazilian Heat [Watching porn] [Ridiculous commentary] [Quiet moans] [Fantasies of pegging a Brazilian man] [I love his back dimples] [Whimpers] [High-pitched orgasms]
Watch it with me here: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5890f579e17e0
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[F4M] Fucking Frustrated Femdom Fap [Ramblefap] [Whispering] [Tarkgrowls] [Hairpulling] [Pegging] [Bruises] [Rough] [I wanna fucking tear you apart] [Grunting orgasms]
I was sort of frustrated after a call, so I went ahead and gave myself a chance to work out my irritation and get rough with you all. Enjoy!
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[F4A] One Regular Fappucino, Please [Mast] [This has nothing to do with coffee btw] [Not much talking] [Some wet sounds] [One Tarkgrowl] [Whimpers] [Squeaks] [Loud orgasms] [Giggles]
I've finally moved in to a new home with thicker walls. And to celebrate that, I've decided to get a bit noisy (but not by much) with my fap.
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[F4F] Make Love Like a Queen [Script by /u/DevilWithoutaClaw] [Game of Thrones] [Doreah x Daenerys] [Switch] [Accent] [Cunnilingus] [Pussy rubbing] [Screaming orgasms]
I may have flubbed on some parts, but I hope it's still listenable. :P
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[F4F] We Don't Have to Fuck Now...Oh, Okay [Kinko18] [Vanilla...at first] [Grinding] [Facesitting] [Cunnilingus] [Tribbing] [Whimpers] [A lot of "baby"s] [Choke me] [Pull my hair] [Whimpering orgasm]

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[F] Tark's Song Rant of The Week: "The Pinnacle" by Kansas [Silly rambles] [What's an indoor voice?] [Laughing] [Everything's a run-on sentence] [Alto trying to hit high notes]
Ahhhh, it's been about 5 months (or was it 6?) since I've done a song rant, and I decided to bring it back by talking about a song that is praise-worthy, and it is "The Pinnacle" by Kansas. Hope you enjoy my nonsensical rambles.
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[F4M] A Moment of Frustration [Fdom] [Degrading at first] [Sticking foot in mouth] [Anger] [Breaking down] [Crying] [Reassurance] [L-bombs] [Hold me]
Honestly, I wasn't expecting the tears to flow in this audio, but I got mad enough that I started crying as I went on. I guess Mistress has a soft side after all.
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[F4F] Needing Mommy Louder [MD/lg] [No age] [Ramblefap] [Mostly LOUD moans] [Hitachi] [Thinking of riding your strap-on] [Whimpers] [Screaming orgasms]
Sorry I sound a bit too loud in this; been a good bit since I've last used my Hitachi wand. :P
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[F] Charlie and Bay's Sunday Special Questionnaire...3? [Silly rambles] [Swooning over neck kisses] [Lasagna grilled cheese sandwiches] [Laughing]

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[F4M] [NB4M] I Do It Better [Script by /u/theseusinthemaze] [You Run Into Your Ex] [And Her Current Partner] [Taunting] [Humiliation] [Anal Mention] [Cunnilingus Mention]
Face it, dude, everything you do, I do it better. That's why she's with me now.
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Bruno Mars Goes Condo-Shopping [Shitpost]
I intend to make this longer when I get more ideas. Can't believe I made another one of these. *facepalm*
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[F4F] Make Me Good Again, Mommy [Req-fill] [Ramblefap] [MD/lg] [Incest] [Age] [Whimpers] [Begging] [Squeaks] [Some Tarkgrowls] [Squealing orgasms]
I've been so bad lately...but will you make me good again, Mommy? Please? (Sorry for the fan noise in the back...I was hot, in more ways than one.)
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[F4M] Be The Cumslut You Wanna Be [Script by /u/Johnnyappleseed1112] [Fdom] [Sissification] [Oral] [CEI] [Blowjob] [Deepthroat] [Anal] [Countdown] [Ambiguous ending]
Script is written from the sinfully slutty mind of /u/Johnnyappleseed1112.
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[F4M] Escort Wife for Life [FDom] [RAPE] [Whispers] [Degradation] [Some spanking] [Forced impreg] [Tarkgrowls] [Cum inside me now]
You think this is another one of our roleplays? No, honey, this is real life: you're gonna give me what I want, and what I want...is your baby.
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[F] Lonely Street (Kansas cover) [Acappella] [Belting] [Seriously, turn down your volume] [Tark's got the blues]
I threw caution to the wind and said "What the hell" as I recorded this song. Hopefully I can get someone to do an instrumental of this song so I can do it in a way that's meant to be done one day. Damn, I love this song.
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[F] Pure and Unadulterated Fun [Mast] [Wet sounds] [Loud moans] [Whimpers] [Squeals] [Some Tarkgrowls] [A little bit of squirting] [Screaming orgasms]
Not as explosive as last time, but I sure did cum hard.
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[F] Tears of Njoy [New toy] [Pure Wand] [Wet sounds] [Whimpers] [Squirting] [Squeals 'n' squeaks] [Some tears] [Squealing orgasms] [Post-orgasm rambles] [Giggles]
Boy....y'all weren't wrong about this toy! I'm certainly glad I bought this little bundle of Njoy...ba-dum, tss! :P
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Shhhh...We Have to Be Quiet.

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Message for My Hot 'n' Sexy Barefoot and Pregnant Mama Wife

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[F] A Wild Piano Mangler Appears! [Me and my piano] [Overcaffeinated rambles] [Laughing] [Bavid Dowie???] [Mucking up as usual]
After being away from the piano in about 5 months, I'm back to it again for a little while.
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[F4M] Making You a Hot, Sexy, Barefoot and Pregnant Mama [Fem-Daddy] [Male impreg] [Gender swap] [Gradual gender transformation] [Drugging] [Rape] just to be safe [Riding] [Creampie] [Whimpers]
Yes...yes, I know! I know spiking your drink wasn't the best idea; I should've just asked you. But I know you're just as curious as I am about owning a pussy for one day...or maybe nine months, for that matter.
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[F4M] Training The Slut Inside You: A Multi HFO [Script by /u/ShadowedScripts] [FDom] [Hypnosis] [Gender Transformation] [Very Dirty] [Very Long] [Fucking machine] [Bondage] [Binaural Beats]
"Back again, I see. I'm not surprised. In a world of such banal drudgery, unique experiences can be so hard to find. It's okay, pet. I've got more planned for you today. A little similar, and a little different." Written from the wondrously dirty mind of /u/ShadowedScripts...this time with binaural beats!
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[F4M] Rimming Daddy's Good Boy [Fem-Daddy] [No age] [Male-on-female facesitting] [Rimming] [Wet, wet, WET oral sounds] [Some whimpers]
As an anonymous request, I was asked to do more audios that were centered around doing really wet and sloppy rimming sounds. And I chose this premise in mind by switching around the stereotypical female-on-male facesitting and make it the other way around. I was almost close to making a request for male-on-female facesitting, but I wanted to try it out first. I hope you good boys like it! :D
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[F4A] A Pepsi Max-Fueled [Ramblefap] [Trying to be conversational] [Musing on script ideas] [Laughing] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Screaming orgasms]
You've heard Tark being Pepsi Max-fueled during her piano rambles, but have you heard her being Pepsi Max-fueled...while fapping?
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[F4A] The Erotic Audio Navy Seal Copypasta [Script by /u/MrHarcourt] [Fdom] [Shitpost] [Copypasta] [Degradation]
You're fuckin' done, kiddo!
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[F] Charlie and Bay's Sunday Special Questionnaire 2! [Silly rambles] [Giggles] [Having trouble with pronouncing "Steve"] [Stammering]

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[F] Tark Rants About Underrated Singers prt. 1 [Over-caffeinated rambles] [What's an indoor voice?] [High-Note Fetish] [Laughing] [Tang tungles] [Tark gets distracted]
I couldn't think of any more vocalists, so I left off with just two singers. I'm thinking of recording a part two if I can think of any other singers that blow me away.
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[F4M] Sissygasm! [JOE] [MI] [Voice lesson] [Feminization] ["Pussy" and "Clit" mentions] [Giggles] [Silly as all fuck] [Whimpers] [Screaming orgasm]
MI = Moaning instructions. Never thought I'd make this audio, but I decided to do this one in the spur of the moment. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go question my life choices. :P
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[F4M] Post-Gaming Your Performance [Script by /u/deeperbroken] [Bisexual] [M/M oral] [Teasing] [Voyeurism] [Encouragement] [Giggles] [Tarkgrowls] [Screaming orgasm]
So honey, you know that "male bonding time" you have with your friend when I'm not around? I was curious, so I set up a hidden camera. And wow, did I get some good footage. Come sit. We're going to watch it together.
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[F] Man-on-Man Action Gets Me Extremely Hot ep. 7 [Watching porn] [Interracial] [Ridiculous commentary] [Threesome] [Rimming] [Bi fantasies] [Whimpers] [LOUD moans] [Screaming orgasms]
Here's the video if you wanna watch (and play) along: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1701327033
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[F] Charlie and Bay's Sunday Special Questionnaire [Silly rambles] [Rumbly sleepy voice] [Some giggling]

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[F4A] A Sadist's Rant [Script by /u/theseusinthemaze] [Fdom] [Sadist] [Masochist] [Degradation] [Choking
Script by the wonderful /u/theseusinthemaze.
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[F4M] Comfort for My Man [No sex] [Comfort] [Short] [Long distance] [L-Bombs] [Self-care]
Script written by the wonderful /u/MissKitten02
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[F4F] Fuck Your Latte! [Fdom] [Coffee shop] [Asshole cashier] [Bitchy customer] [Teasing] [Grinding] [Rough fingering] [Name-calling] [Some begging] [Countdown]
Why do you always act like this when you come in here to order your drink? Are you hoping that I'd snap one day and take you like the brat that you are? It sure does seem like it.
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[F] Mojo Pin (Jeff Buckley cover) [GWAB Singers] [Gender Bender] [Acappella] [Loud singing] [Belting]
I strongly advise you to turn down the volume to this because I pretty into it. I'm pretty sure I was pitchy on most parts, but I hope you'll get a kick out of it.
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[F4F] Let's Make a Mess Out of Ourselves [Req-fill] [Ramblefap] [Slutty for your cream] [Tribbing] [Grinding on your panties] [Begging] [Panty-sniffing] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [LOUD orgasms]
Here's a little sum'thin-sum'thin for you, Ms. /u/MyCreamyAccount. I hope this fits what you're looking for. :)
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[F4M] The Woman in You [Happy anniversary!] [Romantic at first] [Gender transformation] [Girl-on-girl] [Kissing] [Cunnilingus] [Tribbing/scissoring] [Call me "Daddy"] [Slutty moans] [Screaming orgasms] [L-bomb]
Are you sure this is a good idea to relive our night at the honeymoon suite? Well, I'm down for whatever...as long as you're okay with it. Okay...let me see the woman in you from that night.
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[F4M] Why Won't You Fuck Me?! [Req-fill] [Friends to...well, friends] [Sex addiction] [Hatefap] [Sobbing] [Self-degradation] [Whimpers] [Squealing orgasm]
Might not be what you had in mind, but /u/throwawaygearsolid, I hope you like this. :)
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[F] Listen to The Waves With Me [Gentle rambling] [Beach sounds] [From the balcony] [Peaceful]

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[F] Hotel Room Funtime [Mast] [Moans] [Quickie] [LOUD orgasm]
No outlandish moans this time...it's just me getting naughty in my hotel room.
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[F] Tark Takes On Petal's 5th [Silly rambles] [Laughter] [Lost trains of thought] [Tang-tungles] [Tark has no indoor voice] [Dirty baby talk]
Listen as Tark fumbles through /u/petalbaby's fun questionnaire.
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[F4TF] Chrysalis: An HFO [Script by /u/ShadowedScripts] [Dysphoria Relieving] [Hypnosis] [F4A Where A is Some People] [Possibly Gender Transformation, Depending On Where You Started]
"I'm here for you. I've brought your cocoon, little caterpillar. I just need you to let go." Once again, from the wondrous mind of /u/ShadowedScripts, based on a request by /u/Heyitskristin918. Hope you all enjoy!
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[F4A] Moan Slutty With Me...Again! [Slutty moans] [Slutty whimpers] [Slutty er'rythang] ["Please fuck me!"] [Screaming orgasms]
It's that time again...you know the drill!
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[F4A] Uh-Oh...I'm Broken! [Ramblefap] [Recounting last night] [Purring] [Whimpers] [Screaming orgasm] [Post-orgasmic laughing]
Welp...I gave myself an early birthday present and prematurely ended my no-touch stint. Whoops.
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[F4M] The Body With The Voice [JOEP] [Jerk off to my body] [Soft-spoken] [Teasing] [Giggles] [BBW] [Red hair] [Switch]
Here's some pictures to look at while you listen: https://imgur.com/a/5EyAv
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[F] Tark's Song Rant of The Week: "My Humps" by The Black Eyed Peas [Silly rambles] [Old shame] [Laughing] [Tark has no indoor voice] [Cringe Factor up to 11]
Thanks to /u/GentlestWhispers for requesting this song. :)
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[F] For Absent Friends (Genesis cover) [Acappella] [Low notes galore] [Short and sweet]

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[F] Tark Takes on The Random Question Wheel [Sleepy, uncaffeinated rambles] [Giggles] [Tark tries to speak Spanish] [M'okay!]

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[F4M] Fuck Your Ass Along With Me [Anal JOI] [Dirty talk] [Whimpers] [Bi fantasies] [Looooud, slutty moans] [Screaming orgasms]
Felt a little slutty this morning, so I thought I'd let you guys share the mood with me...and fuck your ass with me. Butt-slut veterans and noobies welcome.
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[F4M] Flood Me With Your Cum, Daddy [Fsub] [Begging] [Whimpers] ['Daddy" mentions] [No age] [Creampie] [Impreg] [Screaming orgasm]

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[F] Kiss (Prince cover) [Tark gets funky] [Harmonies] [Smooches all around] [Horrible falsetto screams] [God help my vocal cords]
I just want your extra time and your...hot honey lemon tea after recording this.
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A Song Killed My Script-Writing Boner! [Exclusive ramble audio] [Disjointed singing] [Tang-tungles] [Taking a long time to remember stuff]
Okay, so admittedly Steve Hackett is not the best script-writing music in the world...especially if you're trying to write hot sexytimes.
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[F] You Oughta Know (Alanis Morissette cover) [GWAB Singers] [Anti-Love Songs] [Background music] [Tark rocks out] [Belting]
There's some parts that were mixed too quietly, but I hope it's listenable.
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[F4A] Fuck Your Romance---I Want to Fuck Your Ass [Fdom] [Strap-on] [Collar and leash] [Waxing poetic] [Improv]

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"Evil' Laugh

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My Trademark Evil Laugh

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[F] Mandolin Wind (Rod Stewart cover) [GWAB Singers] [Love songs] [Acappella] [Sung in a hurry]

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[F] Tark's Secret: I'm Actually a Parrot [Sleepy rambles] [Imitating moans by accident] [Some giggling] [Tang-tungles]

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[F4A] Fucking Machines, Dildos, and Daddies...Oh My! [Watching porn] [Silly commentary] [Swooning over Aussie accents] [I wanna be begged like that] [Whimpers] [Loud moans] [Screaming orgasms]
Watch it with me: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a6e736ee2ade
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[F4A] Stand and Deliver [Req-fill] [Jelly legs] [Hitachi] [Laughter] [Whimpers] [Screaming orgasm]
Thought I would take on /u/annaversusthepizza's Jelly Legs challenge. Did I do well? Take a listen. ;)
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[F4A] I Won't Let You Go [Script by /u/Sweetashoneyy] [Anxiety] [Deep breathing] [Soothing]

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[F4M] Rape Me, Daddy, One More Time [DD/lg] [Voicemail] [AGE] [Little girl voice] [RAPE] [Whimpers] [Squeaks]
Getting my little girl voice back into the groove...now I need to gargle salt water. Wooooo.
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[F4A] You May Fancy Me The Shy One... [Improv] [Fdom] [Teasing] [Waxing poetic] [Soft Tarkgrowls]
...but I'm something more than that.
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[F] Dammit, Janet! [GWAB Singers] [Faux-duet] [Rocky Horror Picture Show] [Sung in a hurry] [Giggles] [Trying to do more than one voice]
Did this one in a hurry, so it may not be as good as it should be. Bleh.
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[F4A] Might as Well Hump! [Ramblefap] [Quiet] [Pillow humping] [Having fun] [Teasing] [Fantasizing] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Didn't cum...oh well] [Giggling]
Since I'm STILL horny but sore from last night, I decided to try some pillow humping without any assistance of a vibrator or manual stimulation. I didn't cum, but hey, I had fun! :D
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This Aftercare...Ramble Thingy

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[F4A] A Horny Pathetic Mess [Ramblefap] [Crying] [Sensitive] [Pained yelps] [Sniffles] [Whimpers] [Screaming orgasms]
After a lot of playing the day before, my emotions and my need to play some more clashed, and now you get a masochistic ramblefap. Just when you thought I learned my lesson...tsk.
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[F4A] Oh, No, Not Again! [Ramblefap] ["Second" audio scenario] [Gender transformation] [Somewhat masculine voice] [Manly Tarkgrowls] ["Daddy" mentions] [Dirty talk] [Some name-calling] [Growly orgasm]
Ohh, god...it's happening again...of all audios, I turn into a DUDE in my "second" audio. Well, that's great.
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[F] Songs That Bring Out Your Inner Stripper [Over-caffeinated rambles] [Tark has no indoor voice] [Twerk envy] [Serious nostalgia] [Yes, you can strip to Pink Floyd]

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[F] And Dream of Sheep [Kate Bush cover] [Me and my piano]
Had this song in my head throughout the day, so I thought why not?
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[F4A] One of Those Rare Days [Ramble without the fap] [Masturbating at work] [Thinking back to a phone call] [Shaking]

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[F4F] With Love, From Daddy to You [Req-fill] [Ramblefap] [Fem-Daddy] [Possessive] [Whispers] [Tribbing] [Strap-on] [69] [Tarkgrowls] [Growly orgasms]
I may have forgotten to add size difference to this audio, but I hope you like it.
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{F4A] Man-on-Man Action Gets Me Extremely Hot ep. 6 [Watching porn] [Interracial] [Silly commentary] [Whimpers] [Screaming orgasm]
Watch it along with me: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph598248b3307d4 P.S.: Turn down the volume towards the end...I get pretty loud.
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[F4A] That's Not Funny [Rambling] [Laughing] [Teasing me] [Why are you calling me Daddy?] [Groaning] [Stop doing that voice!] [Slowly melting into a shivery puddle]
This was inspired by what happened the other night when a certain someone used a porno-voice on me just to mess with me while we were talking about music.
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[FM4A] Tark's Song Rant of The Week: "2112" by Rush [feat. /u/WestBayRay] [Silly rambles] [What indoor voice?] [Laughing] [Some singing and rocking out] [We have assumed no control whatsoever]
Bringing back my dear friend /u/WestBayRay, we've decided to rant about the most epic track that Rush has ever composed. Hope you enjoy! :)
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[F4A] Hi, I'm TarkusTrooper, and...What Was I Talking About Again? [Ramblefap] ["First" audio scenario] [Bimbofication] [Ultra-feminine voice] [Ultra-slutty moans] [Giggles] [Squeals] [Dirty talk] [Slipping in and out of bimbo-dom] [Screaming orgasm]
This is how my "first" audio would've gone if I was mysteriously transformed into a bimbo who can't even think about anything else except cocks and moaning like a porn star. Listen with precaution as I get a little squealy in this one. :P
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[F4M] Rebuilt for Pleasure: A HFO [Script by /u/ShadowedScripts] [Hypnosis] [Fdom] [Gender Transformation] [Very Long] [Very Dirty] [I'm not kidding about either of those]
"Are you ready to expand your mind just a little further? Expand your capacity for pleasure a little more? Then let's go, little toy." Yep! /u/ShadowedScripts has done it again, y'all. Enjoy! :)
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[F4M] Drunk-Dialing Daddy [DD/lg] [Voicemail] [Silly baby girl] [Giggles] [Too drunk to masturbate] [Awkwardness]
No, it's not a drunk dial! No, it isn't...okay, maybe it is. But still...I want to see you one more time, Daddy.
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[F] Ripples (Genesis cover) [Acappella] [Half-drunk] [Voice cracks] [Tark gets proggy again]
I probably mucked up the lyrics to this, so please forgive me if I do.
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[F4M] Pretty Enough to Fuck [Fdom] [Mild sissification] ["Baby girl" mentions] [Some name-calling] [Strap-on oral] [Rimming] [Pegging] [Whispers] [Tarkgrowls] [Growly orgasm]
This is a continuation from the audio "But You're So Pretty!" I thought I'd pick it up from where it left off since I was graced with an opportunity to get as loud as I please. Hope that "big" surprise was worth waiting for. ;)
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[F4M] Whimper for Me? [Sweetsgiving for /u/1z2x3] [Ramblefap] [Begging] [Whispering] [Squeaky orgasm]
I came quicker than I thought I would. I hope you like it nonetheless. :)
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The Musical Box gone wrong
Play me my song...NO, NOT LIKE THAT!
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[F4A] Moan Slutty With Me! [Mast] [Needy] [Slutty moaning] [Whimpers] [Squeaks] ["Please fuck me!"] [Screaming orgasms]
Everybody unbutton your pants, lower your skirts, let your fingers wander and let your inhibitions go as you listen to this audio. I want to hear you get ultra-slutty and wild with me. ;)
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[F4M] A Sticky Sweet Fantasy [GWA SS] [thatsmymaplecandy] [Ramblefap] [Cunnilingus] [Some begging] [Squeaky orgasm]
One thing has been going through my mind...and that's getting eaten out by someone. Not just someone, but namely you. ;)
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[F4M] Daddy's Got a Dark Fantasy to Share With You [Ramblefap] [Fdom] [RAPE] [Pegging] [Tarkgrowls] [Knifeplay] [Tasting your blood] [Taunting] [Screaming orgasms]
I never would stray into this particular fantasy, but stress and anger have played a factor into this ramblefap. And I probably got a bit carried away with the scenario of it all, and...well, listen for yourself.
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[F4M] Please Come Home and Fuck Me, Big Brother! [GWA SS] [WhoTheHell-] [Incest] [Bro/sis] [Age] [Teasing] [Fsub] [Begging] [Mentions of voyeurism and creampies]
Your needy little sister decides to leave you a message while you're at work, begging you to come home and spend some quality with her. Will you...please?
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[F] Tark's Song Rant of The Week: "Goodies" by Ciara [Silly rambles] [Reminiscing] [Laughing] [Mommy, what's an indoor voice?] [Scared singing] [I still need my glasses]
I said I wasn't going to do songs from The Millennium, but I lied to myself. This was inspired by my recent stumble-upon of this song which I haven't heard IN YEARS, but I remember how it all sounded. Me reviewing a Crunk R&B song...good lord, here we go!
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[F4M] But You're So Pretty! [Gentle Fdom] [Mild sissification] [Doing your make-up] [Giggles] [Teasing] [Handjob] [Playing with myself while stroking you] [Moan like that for me] [Moan like that WITH me] [Screaming orgasm]
Who knew doing someone's make-up could lead to a lot of sexual tension brewing between two roommates?
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[F] Scripts-R-Us Questionnaire [Silly rambles] [Pepsi Max overload] [Giggles] [Stammering] [I need my glasses!]
Thank you, NickelSilver, for this fun questionnaire. :D
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[F4A] Some Boisterous Self-Lovin' [Mast] [Some dirty talk] [Giggle fits] [Tarkgrowls] [Whimpers] [F-bombs away!] [Screaming, growly orgasms]
*to the tune of "One Week"* It's been...two weeks since I've fapped for you...and that's all I've got right now. Enjoy!
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[F] The Latest Kinky Sexy GWA Questionnaire [Silly rambles] [Caffeinated but quiet] [Too many lost trains of thought] [Gigglesnorts] [Apple cinnamon oatmeal...mmmm!] [Tarkgrowls]
Thank you, /u/jm_delphi, for this fun questionnaire! :D
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[F] Tark's Song Rant of The Week: "Touch Me (I Want Your Body)" by Samantha Fox [Silly rambles] [More digressing] [What indoor voice?] [Obnoxious moaning] [Failed flashbacks] [Awful puns]
I...I don't know what this rant even is. This is basically me swooning of Samantha Fox and geeking out at how frickin' EIGHTIES this song is. Yessssss.
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[FM4A] Tark's Song Rant of The Week: "Suite Madame Blue" by Styx [feat. /u/WestBayRay] [Silly rambles] [More digressing] [We have no indoor voice] [Laughing] [Some singing and rocking out] [AMERICAAAA!!!]
I invited my good friend /u/WestBayRay to chat and ramble about a Styx song that not many radio stations play (I don't think), and it is their magnum opus called "Suite Madame Blue" from their Equinox album. Random rocking out and singing may occur. :D
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[F4A] A Cakeday Fap [Ramblefap] [Rabbit vibrator] [Fresh out of the shower] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Screaming orgasms]
Thank you---ALL of you---for giving me 4 years of fabulous orgasms, kind comments and critique, and tons of fun. :D
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Doppelganger time!
I honestly sound like a female Christian Slater, but let me know what you think. Heh.
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[F4M] Damn, Daddy...Back at It Again With a Ramblefap! [Fdom] [Ramblefap...duh!] [Call me Daddy] [No age] [Cum talk] [Tarkgrowls] [Screaming orgasms]
Ohhh, here we go again...Daddy Tark is at it again with those damn rambles.
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[F4M] A Different HFO [Script by /u/ShadowedScripts] [Hypnosis] [HFO] [Long] [Gender Transformation] [FDom] [Very Dirty]
"I want to give you a very special, very hot experience. I want to make you cum like you've never cum before. I want to blow your mind, and expand it. Would you like that? Good." Script written by the wonderful /u/ShadowedScripts, everybody! :)
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"Daddy Tark vs. Brat Tark": Daddy Tark only

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"Daddy Tark vs. Brat Tark": Brat Tark only

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[FF4A] Daddy Tark vs. Brat Tark [Selfcest] [Girl-on-girl] [Fem-Daddy] [Baby girl] [No age] [Giggles] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Screaming orgasms]
Okay! This is the first time doing two voices aside from recording harmonies for a song...this is new territory, so be gentle with me...er, *us*, rather. Heh.
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[F] Tark's Song Rant of The Week: "Love On Top" by Beyoncé [Silly rambles] [Even more digressing] [Tark has no indoor voice] [Laughing] [I actually like this song?!] [SO MANY KEY CHANGES!!!]
So I'm ranting about a song I *actually* like for this week's episode? *gasps* STOP THE PRESSES!
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[F] Drifting Off into Littlespace [Rambles] [Aww, Little Tark!] [Wanting a Daddy/Mommy] [It's okay to be vulnerable] [Sighs] [A bit of giggling]
Feeling particularly little, and wanting my Daddy. :)
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[F] Tark's Song Rant of The Week: "Work From Home" by Fifth Harmony [Silly rambles] [More digressing] [Tark has no indoor voice] [What are these lyrics?!] [Laughing] [Tark can't say "Fifth"]
In which I try to explain modern music while ranting about this song...and failing to an extreme degree. The next rant will be better, promise.
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[F] A Gloomy Wet Morning Made Wetter [Mast] [Dirty talk] [Rabbit vibrator] [Nipple clamps] [Squeaks] [Whimpers] [Squirting] [Screaming orgasm] [Post-fap rambles] [Giggle fits]
In which Tark can't decide whether to be sexy or dorky...and she turns it into a squeaky toy with a cock inside her. This about sums up this fap here, folks.
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[F4F] Your Legs [Script by /u/OriginalChris7] [Erotic poetry] [Sensual] [Anticipation] [Cunnilingus]

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[F] Tark's Song Rant of The Week: "Mother" by The Police [Silly rambles] [More digressing] [Tark's a yell-y loudmouth] [Laughing] [Too many "Oh, dear"s] [Unnecessarily savage]
Last song rant was recorded back in January...clearly, this side of me has been in hibernation for a pretty good bit. And also...it might be a bad idea to turn this audio into a drinking game, considering how many "oh, dear"s there are...SHIT. xO
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[F4M] I Thought You Loved Me! pt. 2: The Payback [Fdom] [RAPE] [Age] [Locker room] [Betrayal] [Taunting] [Name-calling] [Watching you get raped] [Filming you] [DP] [LOUD orgasm]
She's back...and she's fucking PISSED OFF. Oh, and she brought her tormentors along...and this time, you're gonna be on the receiving end. WARNING: Not so many F***** bombs as the last one, but still...you might want to avoid this one.
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[F4TF] I Still Want More of You [Ramblefap] [Jet-lagged] [Reminiscing] [Squeaks] [Whimpers] [Muffled screaming orgasm] [L-bomb]
Another night thinking about my girl as I play with myself.
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[F] Song of The Witches [Make Mundane Sexy Challenge] [Macbeth] [Shakespeare] [Bow-chicka-wow-wow]
I should've put porno music in the background, but it would've been too much. My voice here sounds porn-y enough. :P
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[F] Melted [Reacting to YouTube Poop videos] [Frozen] [Ridiculous commentary] [Laughing] [Wheezing]
Watch it with me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMSdRWfm38M
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[F] Do Me, Baby (Prince cover) [Me and my piano] [Tark gets soulful] [Struggling to hit high notes...as usual] [Getting too into the song] [WHOA THERE, TARKY!]
I was supposed to do this song months ago for a sexy song thing...I forgot. Whoops. So, I psyched myself up rather than psyched myself out to do this song, and...well, here it is.
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[F4M] I Love a Man With a Wide...Vocal Range [Ramblefap] [Memories] [Moaning contests] [JOE...sorta] [Moan high and slutty with me] [Screaming orgasm]
I'm going to hell after posting this...fuckity-fuck-fuck! It's really no secret that I love guys, whether they're joking or serious, that end up sounding like female porn stars when they moan and cum. Is there a fetish for that? I think there is.
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[F4M] I Thought You Loved Me! [Fsub] [RAPE] [Locker room] [Age] [Betrayal] [Ugly sobbing] [Screaming] [Slapping] [Blowjob] [VERY intense gagging] [Gender play] [DP] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Self-degradation] [Some topping from the bottom]
WARNING: This is the 2nd audio that I've used the "other" F-word, and it's used to an extensive amount here, so you might want to avoid this audio. Otherwise, I hope you enjoy me being raped into submission by my boyfriend as he and my tormentors turn me into their whorish little boy.
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[F4A] Growls, Growls, and More Growls [Mast] [Feral] [Some words] [Groans] [Tarkgrowls] [LOUD, growly orgasms]
Have you ever felt so good that your voice just can't help but deepen sometimes? That you sound like some demon has possessed you from another world? This is one of those feelings...and damn, does it feel so good.
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[F] Walk of Shame Questionnaire [Boatloads of giggling] [Questionnaire game weak] [Bad memory] [Unnecessary pauses] [Did I mention giggles?]
Thanks, /u/YourHeavyMetalLover, for making this awesome questionnaire. :D
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[F4A] Getting Cocky Once Again [Ramblefap] [Dick-owning thoughts] [Cum talk] [All the cum!] [Ride me like a fucking porn star] [Tarkgrowls] [Screaming orgasms]
Just a girl rambling about owning a dick because cum...no biggie.
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Random Musical Impressions and Rambling...
But mostly rambling. LOTS of it.
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[F4M] You Don't Have What It Takes to Please Me [Fdom] [Teasing] [Heavy degradation] [Humiliation] [Sissy] [F----t bombs] [Implied M4M] [Gangbang]
This is THE first time I've ever managed to say the F-word (no, not "fuck") without getting shy and ashamed of saying it. The right mood struck, and I was finally able to create what I think is my first heavily degrading audio. Gaah, I hope some of you like it. *runs away*
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[F4M] ¡Te Quiero, Papi! [Req-fill] [Three-Word Challenge] [Spanish] [Crappy pronunciation] [FAIL] [Tark can't shut up] [Edging] [Whimpers] [Screaming orgasm]
I failed this one so badly, but DAMN it felt good. I said some sentences other than "Te quiero, Papi"...and I ended up edging because of it. :P But it all pays off in the end, of course.
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[F] Not Much To Say...So I Must Cum [Mast] [Rabbit vibrator] [Some words] [Faint wet sounds] [Whimpers] [Screaming orgasm]
Got the house to myself, so what's the first thing I do? That's right: FAP!
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[F] Black Cat (Janet Jackson cover) [Tark rocks out] [Belting] [Harmonies] [A little choppy in places]
I couldn't resist doing another Janet Jackson song...so I chose this one because this one's rockin'.
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[F4M] A Whole New Squirrel [Humor] [Romantic at first] [Beast] [Transformation] [Weresquirrel] [Squeaky voice] [Exhibition] [Whimpers] [Some begging]
Wha...where am I? Why am I here in this park? Why is my body covered in fur? Why are my hands so small? And...WHY IS MY VOICE SO HIGH???
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[F] How Do You Sleep? (John Lennon cover) [Vocally not giving a f#@!] [Rough] [That's about it]
Soooo...does that song count as the world's first diss track? I think so. And boy, is it one hell of a diss track!
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[F] Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse [Fresh Prince of Bel-Air] [Monologue challenge] [Anger] [Yelling]
"I don't need him then, and I don't need him now."
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[F4M] Tonight, Mommy Will Have You [MD/lb] [No age] [No incest] [Tease] [Soft voice] [Some moans]
I miss you, baby boy...and tonight I'll show you how much.
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[F] MVT2K17 ep. 6: "Thriller" by Michael Jackson [Ridiculous commentary] [The most iconic music video EVER] [Ola Ray is GAWGEOUS] [Tark can't words]
Watch it with me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA
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[FM4A] Worshipping Our Adonis [Collab with /u/SumTotalof1] [Fsub/Msub] [Bi] [Married couple] [Big cock worship] ["Daddy" mentions] ["Sir" mentions] [Begging] [Whimpering] [Sloppy blowjob] [Riding] [Anal] [Facesitting]
I think we found the one, honey...that thing's HUGE. Do you see that? What are we waiting for? Let's put our mouths to work on Daddy's cock, babe. ;)
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[F] MVT2K17: "Torture" by The Jacksons [Ridiculous commentary] [Tark is a scaredy-cat] [Terrified screaming] [Laughing] [Watch your volume]
Watch it with me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxSfQeCoFUM
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[F4A] Working Myself after Work [Mast] [Quickie] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Screaming orgasms]
What better way to begin a midday nap than to have squirm-inducing orgasms? ;)
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[F4M] Not The Daddy! [Fdom] [No sex] [Humor] [Bondage] [Stop calling me that!] [Annoyed Fem-Daddy]
Any name is fine...really, it is...ah, "Not The Daddy" is a good o---...WHAAAA?! :O
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[F] Dirty Diana (Michael Jackson cover) [Tark rocks out] [Belting] [Too enthusiastic] [Mumbling through words] [So much breath]
Not the easiest song I've done, but hell, it was fun. :D
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[F4A] Get Cock-Hungry With Me! [Ramblefap] [Fsub] [Edging] [Get slutty with me] [Begging] ["Sir"] ["Daddy"] [Whimpers] [Squeals] [Screaming orgasms]
A sleepy, yet passionate, slutty plea for you to be a cock-slut with me. Please, please, PLEASE get slutty with me...pwease? *bats eyelashes*
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[F4A] Girl-on-Girl Porn, Anyone? prt. 6 [Watching porn] [Ridiculous commentary] [Whimpers] [Glass dildo] [Hitachi] [Screaming orgasms]
Here's the link to the video: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph596fd9f36a063
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[F4A] Lick It Up, Baby! Lick. It. Up. [Angry Fdom] [Mean and domineering] [Yelling] [Cunnilingus] [Tarkgrowls] [Some name-calling] [Screaming orgasm]
Hope you brought some knee pads because that's where you're gonna stay for the night. Now, GET DOWN.
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[F4M] The Twisted Tale of Felix the Slutty Man-Cat [Narrative] [Fdom] [Beast] [Cat-Man in heat] [Msub] [Pegging] [Barbed dildo] [Caterwauling]
I came across a topic on /r/DirtyWritingPrompts and found inspiration to write a story based on a cat-man in heat named Felix. Felix apparently hasn't been neutered, and it shows. Yeesh.
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"Still of The Night" bloopers (mini-reel)

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[F] Still of The Night (Whitesnake cover) [Rough singing] [Too much wailing] [Wanting to Coverdale so bad] [Oww, my vocal cords] [Oww, my everything]
"Do this song," I said. "It'll be easy," I said. Gaaaaah.
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[F4M] So...The Craziest Thing Just Happened [Ramblefap] [Switch] [Public] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Screaming]
Turning an awkward event into a ramblefap of hot "what-if" scenarios".
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[F] You Take My Breath Away (Queen cover) [Remake] [This time with an instrumental] [Harmonies, too] [Damn, those were hard to do] [Why, Freddie?!]
Revisiting a goodie from A Day at The Races...and trying so...damn...hard to do the harmonies. :P I hope I succeeded. Instrumental is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTuPaLw4usc
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[F4M] Just Jerk Off and Go to Sleep! [Req-fill] [Humor] [Annoyed wife] [I'm listening, really] [Tired voice] [Just cum on my face already!] [L-bomb]
Not really what was requested, but I had too much fun being a dork.
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Candy Store...but Heather C. Likes Chocolate Milk and Pussy Stores [Shitpost] [Heathers The Musical]
This is the shittiest thing I've ever made. xD And just uploading this just 'cause. I own NOTHING.
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[F4F] My Mistress, My Puppy [Pet play] [Switching roles] [Fem-Daddy] [Slow build] [Gentle then rough] [Giggles] [Tarkgrowls] [Aftercare]
Mistress has a horrible day, and is breaking down in front of her sub who's desperate to make her feel better. So, Miss makes a request that she'd be the puppy while her good girl becomes her protective Daddy. Sexiness ensues, of course. :P
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[F4M] Knock Your Bad Little Boy Up, Daddy! [DD/lg] [or DD/lb] [No age] [Bratty] [Reverse sissification] [Begging] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Impreg] [Boxers] [Screaming orgasms]
Again...the thought of this little bad boy being knocked up gets bad boy Tark whimpering on the verge of sounding like something off a hentai movie. :P
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[F] Good Old-Fashion Lover Boy (Queen cover) [Harmonies] [Backing track] [Did I mention "harmonies"???] [Didn't know I sing that chord...whoa] [
Freddie, why must you make harmonizing so hard?! :P
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[F] Please Fuck Me, Daddy! [Four-Word Challenge] [Giggles] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Messing up] [Squeaks] [Screaming orgasms] [Spanking]
I suck at this challenge. BOOOOOOOO! xD
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[F4F] Tark's Stanning English Bird [Rape] [Fearplay] [Yandere] [Snuff] [Fake English accent] [Not-Tarkgrowls] [Whimpers] [Ooh, me accent's slipping!] [Fangirly orgasm]
Wanted to try and play a character who's utterly obsessed with moi. Yet it feels so unnatural to moan your own name. :P I had lots of fun recording this, yet the question will always remain: WHAT KIND OF ENGLISH ACCENT WAS THAT?
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[F] "You'll Be Back"...in the Style of David Bowie [Goofing off] [Laughing] [Terrible impression] [Messing up] [Hamilton] [Getting too into it]
Imagine if David Bowie played King George III in "Hamilton". It would've been kick-ass if I was great at this impression game. :P
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[F] Out Tonight [Rent] [Tark gets rowdy] [Some voice cracks] [Watch your volume!]
I felt like howling, and this is my excuse. :P No, just kidding; I just love this song.
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[F4M] I Don't Feel Like Moaning...But Let's Do It Again for Science! [Humor] [Slow build] [Watching you] [Goofing off] [Laughing] [Porno-rifically fake moans] [LOUD] [41:33]
I don't feel like having a moaning competition, and...what are you doing out there? Get in the damn house!
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[F] Tark Picks Her Poison ep. 2: Pepsi Fire
Is it worth burning for?
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[F4A] Thank You Again, GWA! [Ramblefap] [Happy birthday, GWA!] [Switch] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Screaming orgasms]
Cloudcuckoolander rambles while fapping? Check. Screaming-'til-your-throat-is-raw orgasms? Check. A tired, cum-addled Tark trying to write a decent description for this audio? Ohh, yes. HAPPY 5th BIRTHDAY, GWA!
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[F] The Piano Mangler Goes Crazy [Piano] [Obnoxious singing] [Cursing] [Laughing] [Forgetting lyrics]
Too much ginseng and caffeine was involved in this...as usual.
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[F4M] Now, You Wanna Do WHAT? [Req-fill] [Switch] [Fsub to Fdom] [RAPE] [Rimming] [Crying] [Begging] [Whimpers] [Facesitting] [Tarkgrowls] [Screaming orgasms]
Please, I don't want you to do that to me...back there. It's so embarrassing and gross for you to...um...eat my ass.
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[F] You've Been a Very, Very Bad Boy... [Frantic and Lust's "It's not what you think!" Challenge] [Bad acting]
Let's say it was hard keeping a straight face doing this.
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[F] Love to Love You, Baby (PG-13 Mix)
Lesser moans in this mix. :)
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[F] Love to Love You, Baby (Donna Summer cover) [GWAB SINGERS] [SEXY SONGS] [Trying to sound sexy while singing] [Oh god, help me] [Stomach-achy noises :P]
I may or may not have been drunk doing this. :P
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[F4M] Can We Go Out Now? [Fdom] [Best friends] [Silly] [Crossdressing] [Call me Daddy] [Good girl] [Strap-on oral] [Soft tarkgrowls]
Come oooooon, you've been in that bathroom for 30 minutes now, and...oooh, you look good, babe! Mind if we just put our night out on hold and...have a bit of some fun of our own? ;)
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[F4A] I'm Totally Professional...Not! [Mast] [At work] [Quiet] [Short] [Domme talk] [Heavy breathing] [Whimpering orgasm]
All work and no play makes Tark something something...
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[F4TF] You're Beautiful, Kitten [Gentle Fdom] [Prostate play] [Oral] [GFE] [Sweet and loving] [Nipple play] [Kissing] [L-bombs]
Written by the wonderful /u/sadgrrl39. I may or may not have had an SO in mind while recording this. ;)
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[F] Helter Skelter (The Beatles cover) [Tark gets rowdy] [Some harmonies] [Loud as hell] [I'VE GOT BLISTERS ON MY VOCAL CORDS!!]
Time to rock out with my cock out. \m/ It's something different from all the softer songs I've done.
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[F4M] Moan Like That for Me...For Science [Humor] [Unintended phone sex] [Slow build] [Porno-rific moaning] [LOUD] [Laughing] [All the dorkiness] [32:19]
A somewhat normal phone conversation turns all the way around once two friends decide to see who can do the most obnoxious, pornorific moans. :P
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[F] Diva's Lament (Whatever Happened to My Part?) [Spamalot] [Broadway Challenge] [One pissy diva] [My attempt at being dramatic] [Belting]

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[F] Close to The Edge III---Day 1 [Edging challenge] [Whispering] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Begging] [Squeaks] [Tearful giggles]
NOW I remember why I haven't done these challenges in a while; I just remembered that I hate edging. But stupid me decided to switch things up and make an edging fool out of myself. And stupid me ALSO decided that looking at tribbing photos would be a good idea. Fuckity fuck fuck.
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"You Know It's Me" bloopers!

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[F4M] You Know It's Me...on GWA [Script by Pad-and-Pencil] [Humor] [Faking phone sex] [Ditzy] [Teasing] [Kinda meta]
I'm not that great at faking screaming orgasms...but hey, try anything once! :)
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[F] Can't Stop Playing With My New "Cock" [Ramblefap] [Stroking my strap-on] [Hitachi] [Tarkgrowls] [Giggles] [Screaming orgasms]
If only there was someone to enjoy it with...any takers? ;)
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[F] Lucky Seven [Mast] [Wet sounds] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [LOUD multiple orgasms] [Dorky post-orgasm rambling]
Whoa! So, I think I set a new record for how many times I can cum in one sitting. I was horny, sure, but I didn't think I'd be THIS horny. Damn, Tark! :P
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[F4F] Tonight's The Night---Please Don't Say No [Rape] [L-bomb] [Switch] [Tarkgrowls] [Some shouting] [Whispers] [Whimpers] [Oral] [ [Tribbing] [Screaming orgasms]
I think I left some tags out, but yeah...I feel so spent after making this. So, this is a first: an F4F rape audio turned consensual and switchy.
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[F] The Piano Mangler Rises Again [Piano session] [Rambling] [Goofing off] [Some singing] [Messing up] [Laughing]
It's been a hot minute.
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[F] Fap With Me [Quickie] [Ramblefap] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [A bit of begging] [LOUD orgasms]
After a night of fucking myself hard, I wanted to soothe my clit (and make it cum again) with my vibrator. :)
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[F] Tark Takes On /r/Rileaux's Accent Challenge! [My accent's like a ninja] [Damn, my voice is throaty] [Stumbling over words] [Laughing]

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[F4M] Do You Like My New Haircut, Daddy? [DD/lg] [No age] [Reverse sissification] [Giggles] [Begging] [Whimpers] [Creampie] [Impreg] [LOUD orgasms]
Didn't expect to get THIS slutty while recording this, but I had so much fun picturing myself dressing up as a naughty little boy for Daddy...and getting knocked up in the process. :D
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[F4F] I Know What You Want to Hear...I'm Going to Make You Earn It [Script by /u/SuperHappyDeathSquad] [Fdom] [SI] [Teasing] [Raspy voice]
Aaaand here I go breathing into the mic again...dang it. :P Anyways, I hope you ladies enjoy it! :D
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[F] Tark Recharged [Toy review] [Lush Velocity Wand] [Silly rambles] [Giggles] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Screaming orgasms]
After putting recording (and masturbating) on hold due to sickness, I decided to purchase a new toy while I was on a short break. Will it hold a candle to the Hitachi Magic Wand? Stay tuned!
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[F] That's The Way I've Always Heard It Should Be (Carly Simon cover) [Me and my piano] [One lyric alteration]
I've gotta say, this is one of those moments I feel proud of what I've recorded. This song has been in my head right after I recorded "Foolish Games", and I thought, "Tomorrow morning, I NEED to do this one." And I changed the "college" part to "high school" because...at 22, I'm practically still a baby. xD
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[F] Foolish Games (Jewel cover) [Piano backup] [Some harmonies] [Belting] [A little pitchy] [Choking up on some parts]
This piano was from a YouTube video, and this is the first time I've ever sung the album version, believe it or not. And it was hard holding back tears in some parts of the song.
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[F4M] For You Good English Subby Boys [Fdom] [Call me "Daddy"] [Dripping with Anglophilia] [JOE] [Oral] [Anal] [Tarkgrowls] [Whimpers] [Screaming orgasm]
After listening to a recent audio of a certain English gentleman begging for Daddy, I had an idea to record in response to that audio as well as a shout-out to all of the sexy submissive UK men. ;) Enjoy!
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[F] Corpus Christi Carol (Benjamin Britten cover) [Acapella] [Reverb] [Alto singing a soprano range...eesh]
If my range is ever up for it, I might do "Dido's Lament" next. Who knows? I need to stop listening to Jeff Buckley, don't I? :P
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[F] A Woman of Few Words [Mast] [Getting off after work] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Screaming orgasms]
Got home from work exhausted, but I was so worked up that I wanted to rub out a few orgasms before taking a nap.
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[F] Tark's Song Rant of The Week: "Body Language" by Queen [Silly rambles] [So much digressing] [A little bit of poking fun] [Loud talking]
This is the first review I've ever done in a while...but I decided to share this one with all of you lovely Reddit people. Oh, and one more: in case of snakes in the eyes, RUN LIKE HELL.
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[F] "Dangerous Woman"...in the style of Jeff Buckley! [Ariana Grande cover] [Somewhat goofy] [Some angst-y yelling] [High notes] [I'm so sorry, Jeff!]
Taking on my own challenge, I present to you the worst Jeff Buckley impression you'll ever hear (that vibrato...eesh!). The backing track is from a YouTube vid, but if I ever get a chance to learn this on electric guitar, I wanna Buckley-fy it more than this version here.
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[F4M] Tonight, I'm Going to Fuck You Like I Hate You [Script by /u/SuperHappyDeathSquad] [Fdom] [Rough] [Angry] [Stress Relief] [Sex At Work] [Voicemail] [Struggle Fucking]
I want you to take it out on me, while I do the same.
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[F] The Nightmare Way Past Christmas in Bikini Bottom [Reacting to Youtube Poop videos] [Ridiculous commentary] [A billion more "what"s?] [Shouting] [Laughing]
Watch it with me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQn-z3eVgno
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[F4A] Whisper and Whimper to Me in The Dark [Ramble fap] [Whispering] [Rub against me] [Beg me] [Whimpering]
The thought of just hearing your voice in the dark quavering with so much desperation right next to me makes me so wet.
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[F] He's Here... The Phantom of The YouTube Poop! [part 2] [Commentary]
Watch it with me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La38LJCLfmQ&t=278s
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[F] He's Here... The Phantom of The YouTube Poop! [part 1] [Commentary]
Watch it with me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpU95ym3tdw&t=112s
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[F] Verification for /r/GoneWildAudible

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[F4M] Incoherently Yours [Mast] [Pillow humping] [Hitachi] ["Daddy" mentions] [No age] [Unintelligible dirty talk] [Squeals] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Screaming orgasms]
Feeling vulnerable after a day gone wrong, I decided to grind one out on my Magic Wand and my pillow. I somehow ended up to talking to my imaginary Daddy and begging him to let me cum. :P
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[F4M] I Don't Need Your Help! [Tsundere] [Dorky] [Some name-calling] [Light Fdom] [Go away...or maybe not] [Whimpers] [Giggles] [Pouty] [Ultra-girly orgasms]
You forgot our anniversary was tonight, and now you're coming saying you want to fuck? Not tonight, pal; I don't need your help to make me cum. I can do it all by myself...well, for a little while. :P
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[F4M] No Clever Title...but Yay, Subby Men! [Ramble fap...kinda] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Let me slutty with you] [LOUD multiple orgasms]
Hmm...you know, it *would* be fun to have a subby partner-in-crime of passion to whimper and beg along with...maybe have a whimper-off, too. Who knows? I'm full of subby ideas. :P
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[F] Improving My Atti-tune [part 2]
A little bit goofier than the last. :D
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[F] Improving My Atti-tune [part 1]
I was in a rough, sour mood and I thought playing the piano would make me feel a little better. And it did. :)
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[F] Father Figure (George Michael cover) [Req-fill] [Piano] [Harmonies] [A little pitchy]
Not too great, not too bad. I hope I did it justice! Eep. *runs away*
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[F4M] Just 30 More Minutes! [GFE] [Male butt appreciation] [Cuddling] [Grinding] [Call me "Daddy"] [Giggles] [Squealing orgasms]
It's Christmas Eve, and the struggle for making me a morning person is REAL. However, you try to coax me by teasing me with that glorious ass of yours...and things heat up from there. ;)
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[FF4A] Sing It Right! [Two Tarks] [Skit] [Bad singing] [Arguing with myself]
This is the first time I've ever layered myself to sound like I was talking to myself. This was made on a whim all because I couldn't find a song worth singing. Thus this...whatever-it-is was spawned.
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[F4M] A Sub in Domme's Clothing [Secret Santa for /u/SuitandLies] [Fdom to Fsub] [Rape] [Begging] [Ugly crying] [Facefucking] [Gagging] [Whimpers] [Whiny] [Muffled screaming] [Screaming orgasm]
This one of those instances where a subby Tark makes a rare appearance. And another one of those rare instances where I do a rape audio in the victim's perspective, but hey, it was a lot of fun. :) I hope you enjoy it, Mr. Suits!
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[F4M] I Wanna Be Your Man [Ramble fap] [Fdom] [Gender play] [Tarkgrowls] [Pegging] [Rough] [LOUD, growly orgasms]
Nothing unusual; just a rowdy genderfuck of a ramble fap from yours truly. :)
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[F] I Believe in Father Christmas (Greg Lake cover) [Acappella]
Quite a bittersweet time to sing this: a time where it's almost Christmas, but also a time where we've lost yet another progressive rock great.
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[F] Because (The Beatles cover) [Harmonies] [Walking on Abbey Road] [Acappella...but not for long]
This is one of the few things that I've recorded that I'm proud of. :)
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[F] Thank You (Led Zeppelin cover) [Love song to all y'all] [Some low notes] [Belting it] [Thank you GWAB!]

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[F4A] Time to Get Loud! [Mast] [Buttplug] [Glass dildo] [Hitachi] [Some wet sounds] [Screaming orgasms] [Post-orgasm torture]
Um...I think I enjoyed getting the house to myself a bit too much. Yup. :P
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[F] Lady Grinning Soul (David Bowie cover)

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Once Upon a Dream (from Sleeping Beauty)
For /u/pennyforyourtautbod's Disney soundtrack. :)
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[F4M] You're There. You Aren't There. [Script by /u/Belle_in_the_woods] [Intimate] [Longing] [Bittersweet] [Poetic]
I like to think in possibilities, not impossibilities.
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[F] MVT2K16: "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" by The Proclaimers [Ridiculous commentary] [Hypnotized by head-bobbing] [Laughing] [A potential new swimming pool game idea?]
Watch it with me: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2qbfkv_i-m-gonna-be-500-miles-hd-the-proclaimers-the-theme-song-of-benny-joon_music
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[F] A Quick Writing Break [Quickie] [Moans] [Bed squeaks] [Slight whimpers] [Squealing orgasm]

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[F4M] A Little Less Sentimental, A Filthier State of Mind [Fdom] [Ramble fap] [Straddle my lap] [Cum on my body] [Pretend you're riding me] [Tarkgrowls]
Taking a bit of a break from writing today, and THIS is what happens after coming across /u/AreyaSunshine's post on GWABackstage about where we want to cum/want to receive cum. Needless to say, I was inspired...a bit TOO inspired. ;)
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[F4M] Something's Missing [Ramble fap] [Crying] [Emotional] [Romantic] [Wanting you so badly] [Hold me as I cum for you]
I was thinking of a certain someone as I was recording this. I felt so lonely, and decided that thinking of him would make me feel a little bit more at ease.
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[F] The Piano Mangler Never Dies [Piano] [Forgive me, Billy Joel] [Giving less than two fucks in singing] [Goofing off]
Everything from Bruce Springsteen to Billy Joel...I still fuck up nonetheless. :P
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[F] Is She Killing That Piano, Daddy? [Piano] [Goofing off] [Some singing] [Weird noises] [Rage quits] [Laughing]
Too much Pepsi Max was to blame here...as always. :P
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[F4A] Shake That Oiled-Up Ass For Me [Ramble fap] [Oil play] [Tease me] [Dance on me] [Rimming] [Pegging] [Slipping and sliding all over you] [Loud orgasms]

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[F] MVT2k16: "That's The Way (I Like It)" by Dead or Alive [Ridiculous commentary] [Female bodybuilders] [RIP Pete Burns] [WORK IT!]
Watch it with me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llHhiiNnIjY
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[F4A] Dreaming of Androgynous Boys [Ramble fap] [Fdom] [Androgyny] [No age] [Purring] [Whimpers] [Muffled screaming orgasms]
Apparently, androgynous boys make me drool...WHO KNEW? :P
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[F4M] Good Morning, GWA [Mast] [Quickie gone awry] [Dirty talk] [Soft moans] [Growly orgasms]
I thought that I would have a quick cum this morning...but I ended up wanting one more. :)
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[F] We Have a Remedy! [Mast] [Hitachi] [Stubborn clit] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Some begging] [Screaming orgasm]
After my day at work has gone to shit, I came home and revved up my Hitachi for a good ol' time. :)
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[F4M] Why Do You Make Me Want You? [Ramble fap] [Switch] [Begging] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Some tears] [LOUD orgasm]
I'm gonna keep wanting you...whether you like it or not. ;)
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[F4F] Your Neighbor, Your Closet Sissy [Gender bender] [Voice manipulation] [Msub] [British accent] [Crossdressing] [Voice message] [Not-so-manly sounds]
I don't know why this was a good idea, but if you ever wondered what a male Tark sounds like...well, there's your answer. And by the way, what kind of British accent WAS that? I apologize. :/
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[F] Sexually Frustrated...Wow, That's New (Not!) [Ramble fap] [Switch as fuck] [Tarkgrowls] [Whimpers] [Slight begging] [Screaming orgasms]

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[F4F] Anything For You, Mistress [Fsub] [Ramble Fap] [Whiny] [Pouty] [Whimpers] [Tribbing] [Reverse sissification] [Begging] [Screaming orgasms]
So...just one of those stream-of-consciousness ramble faps, but this one is whiny, pouty, whimpery...and there were some times where I sounded like I came out of a hentai movie. :P But nevertheless, enjoy
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[F] A Secret...Oops, NOT-So-Secret Impromptu Piano Session
I've been pretty reserved about putting this out in the open for a couple of months, but I hope you folks get to enjoy it now. :)
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[F] Sleepy Play-Time [Mast] [Whimpers] [Sore] [Somewhat growly orgasm]

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[F] Goofing On Da Piano! [Piano, duh] [Intentionally bad singing] [Rage quits] [Laughing] [Rambling]
Includes songs by Van Halen, The Who, and more.
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[F4A] Man-on-Man Action Gets Me Extremely Hot prt. 5 [Fixed audio] [Watching porn] [Ridiculous commentary] [Glass dildo] [Hitachi] [Flutey whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Wet sounds] [Screaming orgasm] [Giggle fits]
If anybody wants to play along, here's the video: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57248dd1332f1
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[F] No "Mistress, No "Daddy"...Just My Name [Fdom] [Rambling] [Sleepy] [Gentle]
Just a gentle ramble session after an afternoon nap.
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"My New Title" bloopers

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[F4M] My New Title [Narrative] [Fdom] ["Daddy"] [No age] [Crossdressing]
This story was written by the wonderful /u/T0yb0y0069 :)
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[F] A Mile-a-Minute Music Ramble From Yours Truly [Cloudcuckoolander rambles] [Caffeinated] [Laughing] [Weird voices]
I might've mis-titled some songs here, but I'm too hyper to care. :P
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[F4A] You Make Daddy Throb So Hard [Fdom] [Ramble fap] [Call me Daddy] [No age] [Whimpers] [Pegging] [Beg for me] [Growly orgasms]
My heart is still beating after those two orgasms. Holy fuck! :O
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[F4A] The Dom [Erotic poetry] [Fdom] [Hunger]
Script by the wonderfully talented /r/overnexus
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[F4A] Fucking Frustrated Fap [Ramblefap] [Hitachi] [Fdom] [Tarkgrowls] [Whimpers] [Giggles] [Screaming orgasm]
I sounded waaaay more frustrated than I thought I did while recording this. I was ready to cum, and dammit, I needed it right this very second! The talking through my teeth, growling, shouting, and screaming was all worth it. :P
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[F4M] You're Such a Fucking Meanie! [Voicemail] [Fdom] [Giggles] [Bratty]
Hey, Mr. Tease! Thought you could leave me a puddle with your pictures and messages of your pouty voice begging me to fuck you? Well, hey, guess what? You're in trouble, Mister. BIG trouble. ;)
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[F4M] Hey, Asshole! Pick Up The Phone! [Voicemail] [Silly] [Switch] [Drunk] [Bratty] [Whiny] [Pouty]
After 5 days, you'd think I wouldn't be calling you at a time like this...WRONG. I need you here because you're my boyfriend and I want to fuck the living daylights out of you! So, PICK UP! Pwease? :'(
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[F] Tark Picks Her Poison ep. 1: Crystal Pepsi
Well, it's made a comeback...but is it worth it?
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For /u/doctorsexman

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For /u/vector_jockey

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For /u/Cuddly_Bear_

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For /u/Toaster-Parade

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For /u/Wash27

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For /u/_Miss_

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For /u/MythOfBacon

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[F4M] I Want You to Destroy Me...Call Me Back [Fsub] [Dirty talk] [Begging] [Whispers] [Giggles] [Whimpers]
Script written by the lovely /u/Belle_in_the_woods.
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'Red Rain" by Peter Gabriel (Instrumental in F# minor)

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"Red Rain" by Peter Gabriel (Instrumental in E minor)

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[F4M] Hello, Bitch [Fdom] [Degradation] [Mocking] [Yelling] [Foot worship] [Pegging] [Tarkgrowls]
I have to admit, being on denial (albeit not very long) has made me a TOTAL bitch of a Domme, so I dragged my attitude into this audio here. There's a lot of breathiness into the mic, so apologies for that. Welp...I hope you can enjoy this side of Tark, because she's a huuuuge meanie. Yep.
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[F4M] Please Don't Cum Inside Me! [Fsub] [Rape] [Begging] [Whimpers] [Squeaks] [Squealing orgasm]
A rare subby Tark appears! 0_0
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[F] Red Rain (Peter Gabriel cover) [Piano] [Full version] [Belting]
This isn't perfect, but hey, at least it's the whole song. Ha-ha! :)
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[F4M] Bumper-to-Bumper [Fdom] [BBW] [Best friends] [Silly and dorky] [Long] [Virginity] [Double-ended dildo] [Double anal] [Whimpers] [Loud, guttural orgasm]
Yeeeeeeah, one of those audios that require too many tags. :P But this is another one that I had a lot of fun making, and I got a chance to let my dorky, silly side run wild.
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[F] Bounce on Daddy's Cock, You Sissy Slut! [Watching porn] [Crossdressing] [Dirty talk] ["Daddy"] [No age] [Whimpers] [Name-calling] [Squeaky orgasms]
Tired and aroused out of my mind, I decided to watch a recent favorite video I came across on Pornhub, and pretended that I was the "Daddy" he was talking to on video. Here's the video: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1499952994
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[F4F] Oh, You Pretty Things! [Ramblefap] [Fsub] [Begging] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Please fuck me!] [Screaming orgasms]
Listening to you girls' audios have me in quite a sticky, wet situation. ;)
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[F] Red Rain (Peter Gabriel cover) [Piano] [3-minute sample] [Rough demo]
I'll record the whole song soon; this is all the chords I know for now. I might've messed up a few lyrics, but I love this song a lot.
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[F4M] I Know Why You’re Here---You Need My Permission To Cum [Script by /u/SuperHappyDeathSquad] [Fdom] [Gentle] [Orgasm control]

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[F] I Like It (DeBarge cover)
I got a bit too over-enthusiastic when it came to the lead vocals, but I had lots of fun laying down the vocal tracks. :) I hope you all like it.
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[F4F] The Slut Inside [Fdom] [Inner voice] [Dirty talk] [Raspy voice]
Go on with yo' bad self, girrrrl! Script by /u/bevulnerable.
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[F] Sometimes I Wonder... [Horny rambles] [Using scripts as fap material] [Whimpers] [Squeaks] [Loud, growly orgasm]
If someone would look at my scripts and say, "Yep, I'm gonna get off to this tonight". Hey, it's a nice thought.
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[F] Duelin' Hitachis [Two Magic Wands] [Pillow humping] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Squeals] [Screaming orgasms]
I have to give a shout-out to /u/Sinfulstella and her duel hitachi post for giving me inspiration to do the same. And if you hear any metal "boiiing" noises, it's my foot hitting the doorstop. xD
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[F] Juicy Fruit [Squishy wet sounds] [Glass dildo] [Fingering] [Occasional talking] [Muffled squealing orgasm] [Silly post-orgasm noises]
Apparently I'm super-concentrating when it comes to fucking my cunt with a glass dildo and my fingers, so that's why I was...sort of silent, I guess. Then again, I was trying to be quiet, so there's that. :p But what the hell were those post-orgasm noises? Geez, which planet was I on? WHY AM I ASKING YOU ALL THESE RHETORICAL QUESTIONS??? xD
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[F4A] A Desperate Horny Fool Such as I [Wanting to fuck you senseless] [Groans] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Going crazy with lust] [Screaming orgasms]
Yep...another ramblefap. Well..not so much of a ramblefap, really, as it's mostly me just fucking myself into delirium in the middle of the night IN THE CAR. I think it's the best, if not the most FOOLISH, decision I've ever made in my times of need and wanton. Yeah. :P
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[F4M] Fantasy For Now, Reality Someday [Soft-spoken] [Whispers] [Teasing] [Please fuck me] [Squeaks] [Squealing orgasm[
It was gonna be a strictly-read script...but my hand started wandering later on while recording it...therefore, /u/Webtalker30, it's all your fault! Nah, just kidding. Yeah, this sexy script is written by the fabulous /u/Webtalker30.
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[F4A] Lose Yourself With Me [Voyeurism] [Fantasizing] [Erotic] [Teasing] [Sweat] [Intimate] [Whispers]
"You see me dancing out at the club and cannot help but be drawn to me. The way I move, the way I seem to be off somewhere else, not there in the club. The music, the way my body dances...you can tell I have years of training. You're intoxicated by me. You dream of being lost with me, alone, in a bed. You dream about how we'd move together." Script by /u/Belle_in_the_woods
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[F4M] If You Won't Fuck Me... [Switch] [Begging] [Possessive] [Rape] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [I like making you jealous]
Feeling so primal and so needy...and so possessive. Fuck me right now...or I'll have to take what's rightfully mine.
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[F4M] Living Next Door to a Closet Sissy [Fdom] [Humor] [Lesbian neighbor] [Slow build] [Feminization] [Call me Daddy] [No age] [Pegging] [Attempted tribbing]
Too many tags to describe this long audio, but I had too much fun making this one. So it seems that I have a peeping Tom neighbor that wants me to dress him up and fuck him like a girl? Well, that can be arranged. ;)
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"Baby, You're a Trip" by Jill Jones (instrumental)

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"Do Me, Baby" by Prince (instrumental)

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[F] Your Turn Now [Fdom] ["Daddy"] [No age] [Name-calling] [Pegging] [Tarkgrowls] [Growly orgasms]
I've called you Daddy a few nights back...but I think YOU sound better saying "Please fuck me, Daddy". Now, get on your knees and return the favor, slut.
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[F4M] The Shower Milking [Script by /u/Dreamboy23] [Narrative] [MD/lb] [Age] [Milking] [Handjob]

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[F4M] And Now, A Rare Submissive Moment Brought to You by Tark [DD/lg] [No age] [Buttplug] [Wet sounds] [Whimpers] [So damn whiny] [Screaming orgasms]
Have you ever felt so submissive that you feel like whimpering and whining, squeaking and muttering a bunch of filth for someone's cock? This is one of my rarest moments of submissiveness.
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[F] Everybody Wants to Be a Slut [Horny rambles] [Musings on sluttiness] [Moans] [Tarkgrowls] [Bi-sexiness] [Screaming orgasm]
To some people, being a slut comes naturally. But most of the time, it can only be taught. The only way that I can teach it to you...is to become a slut myself.
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[F] Desperate at Midnight [Failing at being conversational] [Laughing] [Vibrator] [Car] [Whimpers] [Screaming orgasm]
As the cliche goes, "Desperate times call for desperate measures". But somehow, it doesn't stop Tark from running her chatterbox mouth, though. :P
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[F] Is That a Hitachi...or a Lawn Mower? [Quickie] [Hitachi] [Pillow humping] [Screaming orgasm] [Giggles]
Just another moment between me, myself, and I.
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[F] Heaven on Their Minds (Murray Head cover)
Why why why why WHY?!
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[F] Every Time I Close My Eyes, I Wake Up Feeling So Horny [Husky morning voice] [Horny rambles] [Tarkgrowls] [Whimpers] [Loud orgasm]
Bonus points if you know where the title came from. ;)
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[F4F] You're Beautiful, Stupid [Script by /u/errinerung] [Inspired by /u/saysalice] [Fdom] [Twisted body appreciation] [Strap-on] [Girl-on-girl titfucking]
When I say you're beautiful, don't laugh and tell me that you're not. When you do that, you're questioning my judgement in how I truly see you. Now, get undressed and get in front of that mirror...NOW.
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[F4A] It's Just Sex, My Friend [Req-fill] [Moans] [Whimpers] [Some talking] [Tarkgrowls] [Screaming orgasms]
In which Tark can't even shut her damn mouth to enjoy "just sex" ;) It's just too good!
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[F] Piano Mangler V: Part 2

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[F] Piano Mangler V: Part 1

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[F] Puppy Wants Some Love [Animal Enchantment Challenge] [Vibrator] [Pillow humping] [Whimpers] [Little Tark Barks] [Playful growls] [Howling orgasm]
Woof-woof! :)
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[F] Tark's Cloudcuckoolander Musical Ramblings [2Rambly4U]
Feeling too rambly and hyper, I decided to do sweet /u/errinerung's Music Musings Questionnaire. I had too much of a good time rambling about music, as you can tell by the length of the audio. :P
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[F4M] Touched by Only You [Phone sex] [Teasing] ["Daddy"] [No age] [Begging] [Whimpering] [Slight Tarkgrowls]
Domme-y Tark was trying to break on through...but hopefully I silenced her while doing this script.
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[F4F] Yes, Mommy! [Listening to an audio] [Whimpers] [MD/lg] [Muffled screaming orgasm[
I couldn't wait another minute more, so I decided to take care of myself while listening to a certain lovely girl's audio tonight.
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[F4F] Jiggle That Sexy, Oiled-Up Ass for Me [Watching porn] [Vibrator] [Dirty talk] [Squealing orgasm]
Just having a dirty, naughty moment before heading to sleep.
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[F4M] Your Cock is Mine [Fdom] [Dirty talk] [Humiliation] [Cock obsession]
"This cock... is MY cock. Not yours. Mine. And mine alone. It just happens to be attached to you." Script by the wonderfully talented Mr. /u/rubber_foal.
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[F4F] I Want to Submit [Script by /u/Mythmyssa] [Adapted for F4F] [MD/lg] [No age] [L-bombs]
Original script by the darling /u/Mythmyssa.
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[F4M] Daddy Tark's Birthday Present [Fdom] [Voicemail] ["Daddy"] [No age] [Tease] [Little Tarkgrowls]
"Happy Birthday to me/and I'm feeling Domme-y/I'm not feeling up to 'Mistress'/So call me 'Daddy'!"
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[F] Take It, Slut! [Req-fill] [Three-word challenge] [Whispers] [Tarkgrowls] [Moans] [Loud, growly orgasms]
I might've failed a couple of times, but I had lots of fun doing this one.
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[F] Bzzz-Bzzz, Muthafucka! [Bullet vibrator] [Quickie #2] [Edging fail] [Sudden high note]

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[F] Gotta Go Fast! [New glass toy] [Quickie #1] [Wet sounds] [Whimpers] [Muffled squealing orgasm]

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[F] Unbutton, Unzip, and Unwind [Soft moans] [Whimpers] [Heavy breathing] [Squealing orgasm] [Giggles] [Tasting myself]
...and repeat. ;)
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[F] Piano Mangler IV: Insert Interesting Sequel Title Here
Wait...how did "Stairway to Heaven" get in there?!?
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[F4M] Collared [Erotic poetry] [Fdom] [Possessive] [Collars/leashes] [Commitment]
Another lovely script by the magnificent /u/-shhhh-
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[F] Journey of The Sorcerer by The Eagles (excerpt cover)
aka The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy theme song. :P
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[F4A] I Want... [Erotic poetry] [Fdom] [Soft] [A little growly]
Script by the lovely /u/-shhhh-
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A Crazy Moment by Tark & Anthy
I don't even know. xD
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[F4A] I Know You Want to Cum [Encouragement] [Soft voice] [Dirty talk] [Short]
Trying to my best to tempt you with my voice for you to cum for me. Nothing harmless, honest! ;)
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[F4M] Well, That Escalated Quickly [Req-fill for /u/SuitAndLies] [Fdom] [Hate fap] [Rape] [Incredibly dark] [Emotional] [Tarkgrowls] [Crying]
Recently going through a break-up, I decided to let out my overtly aggressive side and tell you my darkest fantasy.
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[FM] Girl-on-Girl Porn, Anyone? prt. 5 [Collab with /u/anthoogle] [Watching porn] [Ridiculous commentary] [Whimpers] [Begging] [Growls] [Screaming orgasms]
Watch it with us: http://www.xvideos.com/video14465321/two_lesbians_sexy_tribbing
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[F4F] Morning Treat [MD/lg] [Age] [Incest] [Begging] [Whimpers] [Squeaks] [Wet oral sounds] [Muffled screaming orgasm]
I've been having naughty dreams about you, Mommy...and I just HAVE to taste you right this minute. Will you consider giving your baby girl her special treat...pwetty pwease?
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Skype recorder test

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[F] Strange (Patsy Cline cover)

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[F4M] Musing on Man-on-Man Fantasies [Rambleschlick] [Bed squeaks] [Tarkgrowls] [Whimpers] [Squeaky orgasm]
Ah! My favorite subject. :)
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[F] Whimper With Me [Whimpers] [Dirty talk] [Begging] [Screaming orgasms]
Is whimpering encouragement a thing? Well, it is now! :P
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[F] Happy Fuck Me Friday!!! [Hitachi] [Buttplug] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Screaming orgasms]
Finally have the house to myself, and I broke out the Hitachi and buttplug and had myself a good time. Can I get a "FUCK ME"? ;)
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So turned on... [bonus multi-orgasmic audio]
A bonus audio from being so turned on during recording the script, I had to make myself cum a few more times.
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[F4M] Mistress Needs to Teach You a Lesson [Fdom] [Punishment] [Denial] [Forced edging] [Spanks] [Reverse facial]
Giving Miss /u/-anonymissy-'s script the gender switcheroo and turning this into a Femdom audio. So, be a good boy and do whatever Mistress says...but DON'T CUM until I say.
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[F] Another Piano Session Thingy
Featuring a sample of Tark's new single "I Screwed It Up". xD
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[F4M] For Me, Daddy? [DD/lg] [No age] [MM fantasties] [Sleepy and desperate] [Whimpers] [Bed squeaks] [Squeaky orgasms]
Pleeeeeease?
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[F] Tears (Rush cover)

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[F] My Worst Poem EVER Written + a Challenge
What was I thinking? xD
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[F] Let's Stay Together (Al Green cover)
I've done this song before, but I wanted to do it again. :P
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[F] Once You Go Glass, You Never Go Back [Quickie] [New toys] [Glass dildo] [Wet sounds] [Whimpers] [Bed squeaks] [Squealing orgasm]
I can safely say that I love glass dildos now. ;)
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[F4F] Mmm-Hmm, Him [Humor] [Drunk] [Jealousy] [Voicemail] [Oral] [Strap-on] [Anal]
When I try to do a drunk voice, I sound outright silly. So, I decided to give this script a humorous twist to it.
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[F] Win (David Bowie cover)
RIP Starman
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MVT2k16 4: "Total Eclipse of The Heart" by Bonnie Tyler
Watch it with me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo
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MVT2k16 3: "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" by The Darkness
Watch it with me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKjZuykKY1I
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MVT2k16 2: "Steam" by Peter Gabriel
Watch it with me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt87bLX7m_o
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MVT2k16 1: "Freedom! '90"
Watch it with me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A
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[F4F] Mamaaaaaa, Oooooh [One-Word Challenge] [Whispers] [Whimpers] [Squeaks]
Didn't mean to make you cum...wait, what? xD
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[F] Piano Mangler III: Return of The Tark [part 2]
More songs from the same piano session. :)
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[F] Piano Mangler III: Return of The Tark [part 1]
I had too much of a ball playing this piano again. From "Love of My Life" to "Love, Reign O'er Me" and more.
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[F4M] D'ya Think You Boys Are Good Enough for Daddy? [Fdom] [No age] [Fantasizing] [Msub Orgy] [Pegging] [Squealing, growly orgasm]
Show Daddy Tark how slutty you can be for her cock! ;)
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"If I Was Your Girlfriend" FAIL

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[F] If I Was Your Girlfriend (Prince cover) [Tark tries to get soulful] [Harmonies]
Not my best cover, but meh...it'll do. :P Recorded with only 3 instruments: a popcorn bucket, a keyboard, and my little ol' voice.
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[FM] Mother Love (collab with /u/Nowhere_eternity) (Queen cover)
I'm a little bit too excited about how this came out. :)
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[F4A] Subby Boys Make Me Hot [Quickie] [Heavy breathing] [Squealing orgasms]
...but you already knew that. ;)
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[F] Quiet Is Not My Forte [Quickie] [Failing at being quiet] [Squeaky orgasms]
My mind is still foggy, and my body is still shaky from cumming that much. :P
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[F] Burn Down The Mission (Elton John cover)
Just because of the "angel in your tree" reference at the beginning. :P
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[F] Grind Your Ass on My Lap [Fdom] [JOE] [Fantasy] [Butt plug] [Handjob] [Nipple play] [Cum on my jeans]
Wait...was there a David Bowie reference in there??? Eh, anyway...enjoy!
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[F4TM] Forget The Bet [Secret Santa for /u/rememberthewalrus] [Mild Fdom] ["Mommy" references] [No age] [Drunk] [Silly] [Friends become lovers] [Oral] [Fingering]

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Thank God It's Christmas [Reddit-o edit]

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[F] Thank God It's Christmas (Queen cover)
Now, how many Tarks is that? :P Anyway, I've been keeping this under wraps for a couple of days, so I thought I'd share.
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[F] "Stop Giving Me Crap for Christmas" by Bobby Gaylor [Dramatic reading] [I actually want those things]
To be truthful, most of the stuff in this song is what I actually want for Christmas. :p
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[F4M] Do You Want to Play a Game, Puppy? [Little girl Fdom] [Age] [Puppy play] [Slow build] [Whimpers] [Riding] [Cum-eating]
This is the last one of the series, I swear! ;)
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[F4M] Lost Puppy Found [Little girl voice] [Ramble] [L-Bombs] [Giggles] [Cuddles]
A follow-up to "A Puppy All of My Own" and response to /u/beneaththefloor's "Lost in Littlespace".
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[F] Your Whiny Brat Needs to SHUT UP!!! [Humor] [Audio commentary] [Layered response] [Laughing]

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[F] A Puppy All of My Own [Little girl Fdom] [Age] [Puppy play] [A letter to Santa] [Giggles]
Awwww, Baby Tark! :P
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[F] Who Says Hairbrushes are Just For Brushing? [Hairbrush] [Wet sounds] [Creaky bed] [Failing at being quiet]
Decided to improvise because I was horny. Yep. :P
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[F4M] The Hunter Gets Captured by The Game [Switch] [Twisted Fsub] [Yandere] [Fearplay] [Rape]
You've made me slut once, but you're not gonna do it again!
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[F] Suga, Suga, How You Get So High?! [Ramble] [Bad singing]
HOW THE HELL DO YOU PEOPLE HIT THESE NOTES AND MAKE IT SOUND FLAWLESS?! What is this sorcery? :P
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[F4M] Thinking of the Night Before [Fdom] [Fragmented dirty talk] ["Daddy" mentions] [Tarkgrowls] [Occasional whimpers] [Growly orgasms]
If only this kind of Skype rendezvous would happen in real life in my bed...now that would be amazing. *sigh* If only.
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[F] Misheard Lyrics are My Weakness [Ramble] [Bad singing]
WHAT THE HELL IS A SUGAR OMELET?!
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[F4F] Sapphic Sick Schlick [Switch] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Begging] ["Mommy" mentions] [No age] [Screaming, growly orgasms]
Yup...just me having a moment alone while getting over a cold and...yeah. :)
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[F] The Rain Song (Led Zeppelin cover)
I don't know how I managed to sing this while dowsed up to my eyeballs with cold medicine and lemon tea, but I trekked through it like a boss! :P And I could've added more to the backing track (like playing the piano along with this), but I was too damn lazy. xD Anyway...yeah, apologies in advance to Mr. Robert Plant. *runs off and hides...and drinks more tea*
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[F] I Need a Man (Eurythmics cover)
Channeling my inner feminine Mick Jagger for this song was too much fun! :)
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[F] You Have Placed a Chill in My Heart (Eurythmics cover)
Might've gotten a bit too carried away with this one, but I hope it's bearable. :P
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Thank you!

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[F] Lazy Cakeday Schlick [Whispers] [Whimpers] [Squeaks] [Muffled screaming orgasms]

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[F] How Did We Go from Procol Harum to...the Eurythmics? [Piano session]
I wonder. :/ We went from "A Salty Dog" to a bunch of Eurythmics songs like "It's Alright (Baby's Coming Back)" and all that stuff. Hey, you can never tell; one of those songs is a teaser for a future cover, so stay tuned! ;)
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[F] Tark The Cloudcuckoolander Rambler [AMA answers]
Finally, I've got some time to answer these questions! Thank you all so much for submitting your questions; they were really fun to answer. :)
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[F] Piano Mangler II: Tark's Revenge [Piano session]
Another go at the piano in the middle of the night. Includes "Collections", "Wind on The Water", and more along with a lot of messing up. :P
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[F4A] Dare to Let Go [JOI/SI] [Breathy] [Oral sounds] [Teasing] [Get loud for me]
I want you---ALL of you---to release that frustration tonight or whenever you feel the time is right.
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[F] You Promised Me Screaming prt. 3
This is the video I was watching here: http://www.xvideos.com/video1616136/screaming_for_joy
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[F] You Promised Me Screaming prt. 2
I was watching this video right here: http://www.xvideos.com/video11236292/gay_movie_blake_can_t_quit_screaming_and_wailing_as_his_culo_is
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[F] You Promised Me Screaming prt. 1
This is the video I was watching here: http://www.xvideos.com/video2275496/two_white_guys_screaming_in_gay_sex
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[F] Star-Spangled Orgasm [Challenge-fill] [Singing] [Hitachi] [Giggling] [Whimpers] [Squeaks] [Squirting] [Screaming orgasm]
Here's the edited audio cutting out "Corpus Christi Carol" because of copyright issues. But the girlie noises and screaming still remain. ;)
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[F] Hysterical Singing is Hard as Hell [Singing] [Hitachi] [Whimpers] [Squeaks] [Squirting] [Screaming orgasm]
Singing the National Anthem and then singing "Corpus Christi Carol"...and then spending the next 5 or 6 minutes getting off. :P All I know is that I won't be singing for a while because OW, MY VOCAL CORDS.
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[F] Jackie Blue (Ozark Mountain Daredevils cover)
There's no way you'll pull me out of my '70s mood. ;)
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[FM] Love Won't Let Me Wait (Major Harris cover) [feat. /u/everdistant_utopia]

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[F4F] A Sweet Knifeplay Session [Fdom] [Bondage] [Fearplay] [Knifeplay] [Oral] [Rimming] [Fingering]
This script is by the sexy /u/korranasami. ;)
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[F4M] The Siren's Treasure [Erotic poetry] [Mythology] [Rape] [Impreg]
Ahhh! So, this is my first time doing one of /u/homersoc's many wonderful scripts, but I felt sort of poetic and read this beautiful poem.
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"Look My Way" blooper

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[F4A] Look My Way [Erotic poetry] [Focus on me] [Eyes over here!]

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[F] Please Let Me Fuck You [Begging] [Whimpers] [Squealing orgasms]
You're more than welcome to beg and whimper with me. ;)
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[FM4A] Uh-Oh...I Shouldn't Be Watching This! [Layered response] [Humor] [Rambling] [Stammering] [Swooning]
After listening to /u/everdistant_utopia's rendition of my script "The Things You Make Me Do, Daddy", I had to make a layered response in the perspective of his character's co-ed roommate accidentally stumbling upon this video on her own computer. Stammering and swooning vastly took place soon after.
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[F4M] Daddy Needs You Bad [Fdom] [No age] [Whispers] [Strap-on facefucking] [Pegging] [Growly, squeaky orgasms]
Whoooaaaaa, this Daddy thing has gone too far. I need an intervention, STAT! XD
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[F] Pay Dearly (Johnnyswim cover)

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[F] Please Be a Cock Slut With Me [Looking at pictures] [Whimpers] [Squeaks] [Begging] [Screaming orgasms]
A lazy afternoon look at a bunch bi-threesome pictures that a good Literotica friend sent to me to look at. Needless to say, pairing that with a Skype tease with another friend has done me in and made me cream myself. I just HAD to do something about it.
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[F] Matte Kudasai (King Crimson cover)
Had this in my head all day, and it became mandatory to sing it.
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[F] Succulent [Erotic poetry] [Rough oral] [Facesitting]
Sexy poetry by the sinful /u/iwillinstruct2
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[F] Pepsi MAX Run [Ramble] [Crappy made-up songs] [Intentionally bad singing] [Tark is a caffeine slut]

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[F4M] Call Me Daddy Tonight [Fdom] [DD/lb] [Crossdressing] [Pegging] [Slight begging] [Screaming orgasm]
Don't know what it is about longing to be called Daddy. It's just that sort of excitement and arousal you get when you hear it being said, or listen to how it's said. So, here's me getting more and more wrapped up in the fantasy as I ramble about it...and cum intensely from it.
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[F4F] The Queen and Her Princess [Fdom] [L-bombs] [Romantic] [Mentions of oral]
This beautiful script was written by the lovely /u/-BiBiBaby. I was almost close to crying a little bit near the end, but I hope it's still listenable.
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"Can You Imagine" fail
This is me desperately trying to cover Yes' "Can You Imagine?" from their album Magnification. Needless to say, in less than a minute...I failed to multi-task. :P
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[F] What the Fuck Did I Just Do? [Playing in public] [Car] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Switchy rambling] [Screaming orgasms]
I seriously hope I don't get arrested for what I just did. Might as well consider me an exhibitionist rookie because the modesty level right now is about...1000%.
Play Count: 8949
[F4M] Are You That Scared of Me? Well, Good! [Fdom] [Playful] [Handjob] [Public] [Wet stroking sounds] [Giggles]

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[F] "The Masque of The Red Death" by Edgar Allan Poe [Hysterical literature] [Hitachi] [Tark can't read] [Giggling] [Screaming orgasm]
Getting into the spirit of Halloween, I've decided to read one of my favorite short stories by Edgar Allan Poe...or at least as much as I could until I lost all sane control.
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[F] Scriptwriting Has Made Me Sexually Frustrated...Again [Switchy rambles] [Begging] [Whimpers] [Squealing orgasm]
Let the title explain itself. :P
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[F] Petal's Pquestions Prepared Pfor Pondering [Tark is a big dork] [Rambling] [Giggling]
More Cloudcuckoolander rambles from The Tark.
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[F4M] Fuck You [Fdom] [Rape] [Tarkgrowls] [Occasional whimpers] [So much swearing] [Beg me to fuck you] [L-bombs at the end]
This was a bit hard to record because I was truly aggravated at how today went. I was ready to go out of my mind, so I recorded this. Yeah.
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[F4F] Oh, Baby Girl! [Whispers] [No age] [Begging] [Whimpers] [Please fuck me] [On the verge of tears] [Failing to be quiet]
Your teasing has me led me unto this; reducing me into a whimpery, needy mess that's begging for you to fuck her, and begging to fuck you.
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[F] Please Gag Me [Whimpers] [Begging] [Panties in mouth] [Muffled screaming orgasms]
You can tell that here in this audio, Tark doesn't even know how to be still in the throes of ecstasy. That's why you hear a lot of rustling here. :P
Play Count: 11633
[F] 15 Days is Close Enough [Dirty talk] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Begging] [Rape] [Multiple screaming orgasms]
In which Tark ultimately fails her 20-day challenge, and goes all-out feral. Did I say "feral"? Yeah, when I say that, that means TURN YOUR VOLUME DOWN. :p
Play Count: 11844
[FM4M] Please Fuck Us, Daddy! [Collab with /u/-Ryugamine] [Bi] [Begging] [Whimpers] [Blowjob sounds] [Rimming]
Just an impromptu beg for Daddy to take us both...and roughly. ;)
Play Count: 24301
[F] Caffeinated Story Time [Ramble] [Girl-on-girl sexy times] [Awkward] [Too much Mountain Dew]

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[F4F] Comic Book Kisses [Comic book references galore] [L-bombs] [Romantic]
Script is by the sweet /u/-BiBiBaby.
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[F] I'm a Brat...And? [Switch] [Tease] [Cuck] [Condescending]
So, you think you'd get away with how you handled and how you talked to me earlier? Well, you ain't gettin' this tonight! :P
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[F] My "Go-Away-Don't-Come-Back" Song [poem]

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[F] Witchy Woman (The Eagles cover)
Woooooooo...
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[F4A] Why Did I Think This Was a Good Idea? [Watching porn] [Just talking] [Ridiculous commentary] [Growls] [Tark is a drama queen]
Here's the video if you wanna watch along: http://www.xvideos.com/video14370225/nasty_dominatrix_pegging_an_old_subs_old_ass
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Missy and Tark Take on The "Just Because" Questionnaire
The lovely /u/-anonymissy- decided to join me in answering Miss /u/lottiesqueak's "Just Because" Questionnaire. A lot of rambles and giggles were to be had here. Enjoy! :)
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[F] Impromptu Piano Session
This time on a REAL piano. Whoooo! :)
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[F4M] Beg With Me [Edging] [Begging] [Whimpers] [Beg me to fuck you]
Sooooo.../u/Seebeee suggested that I edge with her and all of the guys that are edging this week. I might've started too late, but what the hell. I love to drive all the boys crazy and make them beg while I beg in the process. ;)
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Please, Daddy...

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[F4A] Man-on-Man Action Gets Me Extremely Hot prt. 4 [Watching porn] [Ridiculous commentary] [Squeaky orgasms] [Giggle fits]
I might post the wrong link, but it's almost the same video I was watching: http://www.xvideos.com/video8137667/pornstar_gets_fucked_hard_in_gym
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[F4M] You're Going to Remember Who's In Charge Here [Fdom] [Teacher/student] [Denial] [Humiliation] [CBT] [Post-orgasm torture]
Script by the sinful /u/SuperHappyDeathSquad
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[F4A] Please Don't Cry Anymore [Gentle Fdom] [Tease] [Whispers] [Comforting]
This is an answer to my own post I did the other day. If you feel like crying just listen to this.
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[F] Why Do You Need My Tears to Convince You?!

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[F] Say, Say, Say (Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson cover)
I was dancing around my room while singing this. :P
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[F] Knocks Me Off My Feet (Stevie Wonder cover) [Ridin' the '70s train]

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[F4A] Loopy Tark Time [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Screaming orgasms] [Maniacal laughter]
Finally, some alone time! Decided to have some fun with some coconut oil and my Hitachi, but I didn't expect to sound this crazy. Meh, you be the judge. :P
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[F4F] Blindfold [Erotic poetry] [MD/lg] [No age] [Spanking]
Sensual poetry courtesy of /u/iwillinstruct2
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[F] AudioCandy verification

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[F4M] It's Bath Time, Baby Boy [MD/lb] [No age] [Sweet] [Gentle]
It's 7 p.m., and you know what that means. Script by /u/SuperHappyDeathSquad.
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[F4F] Begging You to Cum [Listening to an audio] [Begging] [Squeaking] [Growly orgasm] [Post-orgasm giggles]
Struggling to be quiet, but it never works thanks to a certain lady, who's always listening. ;)
Play Count: 13599
[F4A] Sneaking Off for an Afternoon Quickie
I had the radio on so nobody would hear me. :P
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[F4M I Just Want You [Longing] [Anger] [Sexual frustration] [Lust-filled rant] [Begging] [Crying]

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[F4A] Home...Home Again [Whispers] [Dirty talk] [Whimpers] [Growls] [Squeaky orgasm]
I can't even count how many times I said "Oh my god".
Play Count: 7487
[F4M] Beg For Mama's Milk [MD/lb] [Age] [Breast play] [Lactation] [Tender] [Riding] [Gentle orgasm]
After the way you've acted on your first day of the school year, you still expect me to reward you? Well, okay...but you're gonna have to beg for it, baby boy.
Play Count: 74189
[F4F] Your Whiny Bratty Girl Needs You, Mommy! [MD/lg] [Age] [Incest] [Whiny] [Wet sounds] [Screaming orgasm]
I was really horny for it, so this may come off a bit too whiny. I hope you all like it nonetheless.
Play Count: 27420
[F4F] Confessing Curiosity [Letter] [Bi-curiosity] [Oral] [Adoration]
Script is by the lovely /u/RecycledRose.
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[F] Levon (Elton John cover)

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[F4M] Such a Good Husband [JOI] [Think about your wife as you stroke] [Do it for her]
Script is by /u/electrichero.
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[F] Just This Time [Erotic poetry] [Slam poetry]
Snappy poetry courtesy of Mr. /u/iwillinstruct2
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[F] Call from The Vatican [Tark does Broadway]
It's hard to be sexy while singing. :P
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[F] Another Random Piano Jam Session, Whooo! :P

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[F4A] Mistress's Little Pet [Three Word Challenge] [Whispers] [Growls] [Whimpers]
These three words can be said in two ways: I can treat YOU as my pet, or you lucky ladies can make me yours anytime. ;) Either way, I hope you all enjoy it.
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[F] Why Should I Wait for You? [Poetry] [Unrequited love] [Heartbreak] [Tears]
Needed a good cry earlier today, so I chose to recite one of my recent poems that I wrote a few days ago. Sorry if my voice sounds weird.
Play Count: 6012
[F4A] Be My "Baby" [One Word Challenge] [Whispers] [Whimpers] [Whining] [Squeaky orgasm]
I decided to repeat my favorite pet name as my attempt at the One Word Challenge. I was thinking more Robert Plant than I was Justin Bieber. xD
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[F4M] An Older Man to Own [Fdom] [Dominating an older man] [Age] [Some "Daddy"s] [Screaming orgasm]
This fantasy has been circling around my head like an angry swarm of bees, and it's gotten the better of me. I'd love an older man to submit to me and let me fuck him.
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Loli/Little girl voice test

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[FFMM4A] Yeah, But Do I REALLY Have to Say This? II: Writer's Revenge [Collab with /u/BadGirlUK, /u/The_Other_Guy, and /u/mister-tinkles]
A woman is made into another one of the writer's victims...do you think she'll win THIS time?
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[F4A] An Empty Apartment + Hitachi = A Happy Tark [Short] [Hitachi] [Pillow humping] [Creaky bed] [Screaming orgasm]
Damn this creaky bed...but YAY, ALONE TIME!
Play Count: 8939
[F] Wasted Time (The Eagles)
Not the best, but it's been a while since I've sung anything.
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[FM4A] But We Just Met! [GWA Response Challenge] [Response to /u/JimmyBoombox] [Too silly] [Begging] [Rambling] [Sighing]
I got matched with the lovely /u/JimmyBoombox, and so I wanted to do a response to one of his audios as a goody two-shoed woman who has NO idea that she would be begged by a Latin handsome desperate stranger. ;)
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[F4A] No Longer an Anal Noob [First time anal] [Wet sounds] [Hitachi] [Whimpers] [Screaming orgasm]
It might take a bit getting used to it, but it feel good to cum with something in my ass while there was a Hitachi on my clit.
Play Count: 11012
[MF4A] Tark Gets Her Just Desserts...pt. 2 [Collab with /u/sir_switchalot] [Fdom] [Msub] [Teasing] [Whimpers] [Begging] [Giggles]
Well...to answer that last question, apparently not. :P
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[MF4A] Tark Gets Her Just Desserts...pt. 1 [Collab with /u/sir_switchalot] [Mdom] [Fsub] [Hitachi] [Begging] [Whimpers] [Ice] [Back talk]
I've been a Domming tease this week, so it's time to be taught a lesson...but did I really learn? ;)
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TangyTark giggles
We started out a bit too giggly... ;)
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[FF4A] Tark's Domme Skype Adventures---Night 5 [Collab with /u/SereneTangerine] [Fdom] [Fsub] [Whimpers] [Begs] [Screaming orgasms] [Squirting]
I wanted to do something different, so I got a delicious girl named /u/SereneTangerine to be my lovely little pet for tonight's shenanigans. And let me tell you: once you get her cumming, you'll be addicted. Trust me.
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[F4A] The One Where Tark Tries Coconut for The First Time [Lady sounds] [Whimpers] [Wet sounds] [Screaming orgasms[
I've ran across a post on GWABackstage about 2 or 3 months ago about coconut oil being a really good sex lube. I've wanted try it out and so I bought a jar somewhere. Let's see if curiosity killed the cat in this one. :P
Play Count: 8720
[FM4A] Tark's Domme Skype Adventures---Night 4 [Collab with /u/ICanBeFlexible] [Fdom] [Msub] [Teasing] [Whimpers [Begs] [Meowing]
/u/ICanBeFlexible decided to be my good little pet for tonight's escapade. Needless to say, he was a very, very obedient kitty and we kind of developed a cat language in some parts of the audio as well. ;)
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[FM4A] Tark's Domme Skype Adventures---Night 3 [Collab with /u/Graegwulf] [Fdom] [Msub] [Teasing] [Whimpers] [Begs] [Facesitting] [Clothespins] [Spanks]
Bringing yet another GWA-er out of hiding, I've let Mr. /u/Graegwulf be my boy toy for the night and tantalize him to an intense whimpering orgasm.
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[FM4A] Tark's Domme Skype Adventures---Night 1 [Collab with /u/ace24601] [Fdom] [Msub] [Teasing] [Whimpers] [Begging] [Wet lube sounds]
I think we were both a bit nervous when we recorded---me with my first time recording myself Domming someone on Skype, and he with his first sexy audio (besides his verification). We had lots of fun, though. Don't be afraid to join with Mr. ace24601 as he begs and whimpers so deliciously for us. ;)
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Dennis DeYoung impression...oh, why?!

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[F] I Don't Say "Thank You" Enough...So, Thank You [Thanks GWA] [Hitachi] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Bisexy rambling] [Screaming orgasm]

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[F4A] Make Some Noise With Me [Greedy Tark] [Whimpers] [Squeaks] [Screaming orgasms]
Must be the heat, or might've been my libido from last weekend showing back up again. I am one horny Tarky tonight, that's for sure. So, if you'd be so kind, why don't you whimper, beg, and SCREAM with me as I cum so many for you.
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[F] If (dramatic reading)

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A Not-So-New Turn-On I've Discovered [Ramble]
Another nonsensical ramble from yours truly about whimpering and...imitating another person's sex noises?
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[F] Starship Trooper (Yes cover)
RIP Chris Squire.
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[F4A] No Words [Lady sounds] [Hitachi] [Quickie]
Words can't describe how bad I want to fuck you, so how about I let you hear me riding my Hitachi wand just imagining you were here underneath me.
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[F4F] For My Sweet Kitten [Req-fill] [Teasing] [Whispers] [Begging]
Something to help /u/MissKittenSK celebrating her cakeday. :)
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[F4M] If You're Into It [Cuckquean] [Man-on-man fantasies] [Lady sounds] [Edging] [Screaming orgasm]
I had this fantasy in my head all night, and I want you to play along as I play with my wet pussy thinking of you being taken by another man.
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Music Video Theater prt. 2
Watching Foo Fighters' video "Breakout". If you wanna watch along: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNBM17tkjI
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[F] Music Video Theater 2015 prt. 3
Watching En Vogue's video "My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)". If you wanna watch along: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlP0m39xdI0
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[F] Music Video Theater 2015 prt. 1
Watching Donnie Iris's video of "Ah! Leah!" Video right here if you wanna watch along: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyTu_ZdcBCo
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[F4M] A Little Bit Rougher [Fdom] [Dirty talk] [Facesitting] [Riding] [Pegging] [Loud, growly orgasm]

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[F4M] Why Do You LIKE Being Denied??? [JOI] [Fdom] [Blowjob sounds] [Multiple edging games] [Oh, the suspense!]
Script by the awesome /u/GWAPlaywright2015.
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[F4A] Girl-on-Girl Porn, Anyone? prt. 4 [Watching porn] [Lady sounds] [Ridiculous commentary] [Screaming orgasms]
This is the video I watching: http://www.xvideos.com/video279217/rachel_starr_and_maya
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[F] Damn, My Ass Looks Good! [Lady sounds] [Dirty talk] [Watching myself in the mirror] [Screaming orgasms]
This is the first time I've ever thought about playing with myself while bent over on my knees in front of a mirror. Needless to say, it was a great idea. ;)
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[F] Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' (Journey cover)
I'm so sorry, Steve Perry...
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[F] Streets of Gold (Ruth Pointer cover)
Jumping onto Disney bandwagon with one of the classics from Oliver & Company. :) And besides, how can you go wrong with one of The Pointer Sisters?
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[F] Today's Music Ramble Is About...Meh, Whatever
In which I ramble about some of my favorite bands and jabbering too fast...and not having any idea what the FUCK I'm talking about.
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[F] Singing and Rambling: What I Do Best
Lots of singing, lots of goofing off, and a little rambling all while acting stupid in the late hours of the night.
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[F4M] So Much Cumming, So Little Time [Lady sounds] [Listening to an audio] [Whimpers] [Dirty talk] [Screaming, growly orgasms]
I blame /u/November_ for these shenanigans. ;)
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[F4F] Everybody Has That One Girl... [Fsub] [Oral] [Dirty talk]
That will make every Dominant woman into her willing slave, again and again...script by /u/thatothergirlyouwant
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[F] My Melancholy Blues (Queen cover) [Re-do]
Ever since the last time I covered this song, my song might've dropped a semi-key, hence being a lot easier to hit the low notes. I love this song to death, so why not do it again? :)
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[F4A] A Torturous Evening [Hitachi] [Ridiculous lady sounds] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Shout-out included] [Screaming orgasms]
Damn....this is the noisiest I've ever been in an audio. And I think I made some sounds that weren't necessarily as erotic and graceful. :P It's all awkward squeaks and animalistic shrieks. Yeah.
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[F4M] Butt-Slut II: The Tark Strikes Back [Fdom] [Orgy] [Rimming] [Facesitting] [Creampie] [Squeaky orgasm]
Horny again this evening, so I decided to come back with a Femdom perspective.
Play Count: 15728
[F4M] A Butt-Slut for Everyone [Quiet lady sounds] [Whimpering] [Rimming] [Bukkake]
I was horny this afternoon, and I didn't even expect to have THIS sort of fantasy pop in my head and get off so quickly from it. I got a little bit too excited; that might be why I'm breathing into the mic too much...whoops. Also, I had to be quiet because people. Yeah.
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[F] Even MORE Noodling on My Piano [Me and my piano] [More rusty playing] [Some singing]
Longer, harder, goofier...yeah. I didn't even realized I recorded myself playing my Yamaha keyboard for this long. Songs include "Sexual Healing", "The Long Way Home", and more. ;)
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[F] More Noodling Around on My Piano [Me and my piano] [More rusty playing] [Some singing]
This is what happens when I'm bored at midnight: I have crazy piano fingers. This is even goofier than the last one I did.
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[F] One of These Nights (The Eagles cover)
ANOTHER Eagles song? Yep! ;)
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[F] Well, Somebody's Slap-Happy Today [Lady sounds] [Clit-slapping] [Giggling] [LOUD]

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"Buttfuck Begging" bloopers

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[F4F] Buttfuck Begging [Begging] [Fsub] [Anal] [Strap-on] [Blowjob sounds]
Script by the ever-lovely /u/CastiNueva! :)
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[F] Cogerme Por Favor [Spanglish] [Begging] [Whimpers] [Loud, growly orgasm]
So, someone taught me this because I wanted to know what my three favorite words were in Spanish. Yeah, my skill in the Language of Love is very limited, but this is what you get.
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[F] Greedy Tark is Greedy [Whimpers] [Hitachi] [Tarkgrowls] [Begging] [Tit-slapping] [Multiple screaming orgasms]
Feeling more than a little primal this morning, so I thought I'd let my wild greedy side make the best of this 30-minute play session.
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[F] How Come You Don't Call Me (Prince cover)
My heart and soul says Prince, but my voice and brain says Randy Meisner...something's wrong. Oh, well...que sera, sera.
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[F4M] Please Say It For Me Again [Begging for begging] [Wet sounds] [Purrs] [Whimpers] [Loud]
Ahhh, my favorite subject: me riding you and hearing you say "please fuck me" to me. Oh, yes. :)
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[F] I'm a Harmony Nut [Ramble]
Just rambling about my most favorite thing to hear in music: harmonies. I'm a harmony freak, through and through.
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[F] Take It To The Limit (The Eagles)
Now I understand why Randy Meisner was always nervous to hit those high notes at the end. Good lord! Anyway...HARMONIES FTW! :D
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[F] Just a Cum Before I Go [Lady sounds] [Quickie]
It's just me.
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[F4F] Cunt Against Cunt [Begging] [Tribbing] [Whimpers] [Spanking] [Ass play] [Please fuck me] [VERY LOUD]
Hot nights call for hot girl-on-girl fantasies. I want nothing more than a girl to trib with me. That would be a dream come true.
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[F] More "What If...?"s [Music ramble] [Ridiculous is my name today] [Giggles aplenty]
In which I make no sense whatsoever...and don't care about it.
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Life's Been Good (Joe Walsh cover)
One more song! I guess I'm getting too greedy with these things.
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Stealin' (Uriah Heep cover)
This is one of my favorite songs to sing anywhere. Another one of those you need to turn the volume down for...lots of deadly loud singing. :P
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Nasty Girl (Vanity 6 cover)
Is this a song? Is this a GWA recording? Oh, well...much silly, such sexy...wow.
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Damned For All Time/Blood Money (from Jesus Christ Superstar)
Guys, seriously...turn your volume down for this. Too much of my Broadway belter came out in this song, and I must've broken a window somewhere. Damn it, Murray Head, why do you make these notes hard to sing?!
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[F4F] O Sole Mia [Happy Birthday, girl!] [Hitachi] [Whimpers] [Squeaks] [Double O's] [Cum and scream with me]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MIA! :D
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[F4A] The Mockingbird Challenge [Whimpers] [Growls] [Giggles] [Fuck me] [Sit on my WHAT?]
Copying /u/mattwantstofeelyou and completely abandoning the rules. :P
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[F] Like a Cello [Curve appreciation] [Romance] [L-bombs]
Script by /u/Tiredofnotbeingright.
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[F4M] I Can Be Whatever You Want Me to Be [Multiple personalities] [DD/lg] [No age] [Fdom] [Fsub]
Whatever it is you want me to be, you name it. I'll be just that. Script by /u/SuperHappyDeathSquad
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[F4M] The Night Tark Went Crazy [Hitachi and dildo] [Begging] [Whimpers] [Did I just "eeep"?] [Edging] [Loud, screaming orgasms] [Squirting]
I wanted experiment using a Hitachi against my other toy while it was still inside me. And WOW, was it a messy, pleasant experience. I wanna do that again! :D
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Cum and Cry for Me blooper
Boppity-boppity-zippity-BOP!
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[F4M] Cum and Cry for Me, Slut [Fdom] [Rape] [Sadism] [Pegging] [Humiliation]
Script by the sexy /u/BadGirlUK
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[F4M] Your Girlfriend Just Doesn't Fuck You Like I Do [Fdom] [Cheating] [Voyeurism] [Humiliation] [Dirty talk]
A fatal feminine version of the M4F script by /u/SuperHappyDeathSquad.
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[F] Funky Nassau (Blues Brothers cover)

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[F] My Wife (The Who cover)

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[F] You Oughta Know (Alanis Morissette cover)
I got too greedy...I can't stop singing!
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[F] It's Late (Queen cover)
It's time to rock out.
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[F] I'm Going Down (Rose Royce/Mary J. Blige cover)
Another one of those moments where you think "Now, what am I doing again?" xD
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[F] The Most Beautiful Girl in The World (Prince cover)
Thank goodness for Caraoke. This means I get to goof off while singing a song! I mean, I was just a giggling mess throughout this whole endeavor.
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[F4F] Mamma Mia! [Lady sounds] [Tarkgrowls] [Begging] [Wet sounds] [LOUD]
It's all your fault that you've gotten me worked up. ;)
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The Chain (Fleetwood Mac cover)
For /u/The_Other_Guy
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Until We Die (Gentle Bones cover)
For /u/typothrowaway
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Slow Hand (The Pointer Sisters cover)
For /u/LenaLovesLilacs
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Wild is The Wind (Nina Simone/Cat Power cover)
For /u/StarlessSkies
Play Count: 6053
If It's Magic (Stevie Wonder cover)
For /u/12dreem
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Little Round Mirrors (Harvey Danger cover)
For /u/Damnit_Moonmoon
Play Count: 5971
Acid Rain (Avenged Sevenfold cover)
For /u/MrAssKing
Play Count: 6025
And The Snakes Start to Sing (Bring Me The Horizon cover)
For /u/KittenMissus
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Gravity (Sara Bareilles cover)
For /u/Cardlin.
Play Count: 6009
30 Minute Love Affair (Paloma Faith cover)
For /u/kissingyourclavicle
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Growling for Rose

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[F] Tarkus Two-Times [Whimpers] [Hitachi] [Some talking] [Screaming Double O's]
Couldn't focus during writing some scripts, so I pulled out Dr. Love and had a quick cum or two. Even though I got it out of my system, I'm still shaky as hell from those two intense orgasms. Damn!
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[F4A] The "Repeat After Me" Challenge [Lady sounds] [Whimpers] [So many fucks] [Growly orgasm]
So, here I go kicking off this challenge called "Repeat After Me". What you do is listen to any recording that's linked to this challenge, and then record yourself trying to mimic the same sound (the tone doesn't matter, just the infliction) the performer is making. So, think you guys and girls can moan and whimper like I do in this audio? We'll have to see. Good luck! ;)
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[F4M] I'm Your Biggest Fan [GWA fangirling] [Bondage] [Blowjob] [Craycray] [Loud psycho orgasm]
Oh, no! You've woken up tied down to a stranger's bed, and you don't know where you are. You suddenly realize that it's me, one of your biggest fans who's admired all your GWA audios, and I let you know it by having my insanely wicked way with you. Will you be able to enjoy it?
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[F] Noodling around on my piano
It's been months since I really sat down at my piano, so I'm really rusty at playing. So, most of the time I have no idea what I'm doing. Enjoy nonetheless.
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[F4A] The Moment After [Erotic poetry] [Urgent, urgent, emergency] [So much desire]
Poem written by the wonderful /u/LenaLovesLilacs.
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[F4F] Summer Fruit [Erotic poetry] [Tribbing] [Begging] [So much damn desperation] [Tarky sounds] [LOUD]
Giving /u/Iwillinstructyou's sexy poem a hysterical twist. ;)
Play Count: 8150
[F4M] Give Me a Baby! [Impreg] [Rape] [Kidnapping] [Cray-cray for a bay-bay]
Script by the lovely /u/CastiNueva.
Play Count: 19878
[F4A] /u/Bunnywhispers's Romantic Word Challenge
Getting back into PTA by doing this lovely challenge. :)
Play Count: 6199
[F4M] No More Ms. Nice Tark [Fdom] [Dirty talk] [Slapping] [Beg me to fuck you] [Mean Tark is mean] [Loud, growly orgasm]

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Somebody to Love (short)

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[FM4A] Tark and Bear's AUA [Lots of rambling] [Giggling] [Silly banter] [Mmmm, Idris Elba]
So, /u/TheBearJew_714 joined me to answer you lovely people's questions, and we had a blast.
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[F4M] Much More Than Imaginary [Blind Date] [Public sex] [Imaginary friend turned real] [Begging] [Squeaky orgasm]
Script by the sexy /u/LenaLoveLilacs.
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[F4M] Use Me [Erotic poetry] [Submission with a snarl] [Desperation]
Poem by the two talented wordsmiths /u/Iwillinstructyou and /u/WantToTaste.
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[F] Isn't She Lovely (Stevie Wonder cover)
Dedicated to one of my dear friends. He loves this song a lot. :)
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[F4M] Some Requests [Romantic] [Longing] [Soft-spoken]
By the lovely /u/RocketEar
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[F4A] Your Growly Whore [Hitachi] [Tarkgrowls] [Fucks o'plenty] [A few whimpers] [VERY loud]
In a growly mood this morning.
Play Count: 7860
[F4F] Vampire [Erotic poetry] [Sensual feeding] [Going down on you as you sleep]
By the sinfully lustful /u/Iwillinstructyou.
Play Count: 9084
[F] The Cloudcuckoolander Rambler Returns! [NoomNoom's 12 Questions] [Ultra-caffeinated] [Lots of giggles]

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[F4F] Please Squirt on Me [Begging] [Desperate for your juices] [Drench me] [Please fuck me] [LOUD]
Suddenly, I find myself extremely thirsty and I'm really eager to get wet as well. Indulge me...please?
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[F] Slam on Love [Slam poetry] [Not so loving] [Angry]
By the lovely /u/Iwillinstructyou.
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[F4M] My Birthday Toy [Fdom] [Birthday morning sex] [Facesitting] [Teasing] [Riding] [Loud, growly orgasm]
NOW it's my birthday. So, I decided to celebrate it some more with audio.
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[F] Happy Early Birthday to Me! [This birthday girl wants to fuck you] [Spanking] [Toys] [So many whimpers] [Screaming orgasms]
So, today I've decided to be a bad birthday girl and put an early end to my no-touch week. What can I say? I couldn't wait; I was too excited.
Play Count: 7411
[F] Let's Talk Dirty to The Animals (Gilda Radner cover)

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[F4M] H2O My God! [Playing in the shower] [Lady sounds] [Just fuck me!] [LOUD]
It's a very good thing my phone is waterproof. ;)
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[F] I Thought Orgasms CURE Your Hiccups [Req-fill] [Storytime!] [Humor] [So much fail] [Giggles]
Includes another story where I was gonna record a Domme crossdressing audio where I wear a suit and get a guy to call me "Daddy".
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[F] Touch That Dial, Turn Me On [Hitachi] [Desire Dial] [Whimpers] [Squeals] [Giggles] [Screaming orgasm]
I've been wanting to try playing with my Magic Wand with the Desire Dial that lets me control the speed. I have only two words to say about this thing: HO-LY SHIT!
Play Count: 10291
[F4A] Man-on-Man Gets Me Extremely Hot prt. 3 [Watching porn] [Lady sounds] [Hitachi] [Ridiculous commentary] [Screaming orgasm]
Sorry for the rustling noises; I was furiously grinding against my Hitachi during the audio.
Play Count: 8874
[F] Accent Challenge Part 2...or 3, for me
I couldn't help it! I wanted to have a go at /u/Free_To_Switch's Accent Challenge. No other accents; just my subtle Southern accent and my switchiness here to entertain you.
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[F] Mother Nature's Son (The Beatles cover)
Happy Cakeday, Justin!
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[F] Starlight (Muse cover)

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Happy Birthday, Dan! :D

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[F] Jurassic Park by Weird Al Yankovic
Was thinking about doing "MacArthur Park", but decided to go with this one. Hope I didn't mess up too bad! And if I did, please don't send a T-Rex to eat me!
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[F4M] Letting You Off The Hook [JOE] [Fdom] [Wet sounds] [Lady sounds] [Loud, growly orgasm]
You still can't help but be bold in teasing me at work today, can ya? Well, I'm feeling a little gracious, so I think it's best for the both of us that you grab your phone, press record, follow my orders and CUM FOR ME.
Play Count: 9565
[F] I Ask You (poem by Billy Collins)

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[F4M] When Are You Coming Home, Daddy? [DD/lg] [Age] [Whimpers] [Innocent voice, dirty mouth] [Begging] [Squeaky orgasm]
Mommy doesn't have to know... ;)
Play Count: 15410
[F] Can't Get You Out of My Head (Kylie Minogue cover)
Was channeling Jeff Buckley singing this one. :P
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[F] Calling Dr. Love [Hitachi] [Quickie] [Sore throat] [Begging] [Whimpers] [Screaming, growly orgasm]
Yes..."Dr. Love" is my new nickname for my Magic Wand. Deal with it.
Play Count: 7052
[F4M] Loving You, Missing You...Wanting to Fuck You [GWAlentine's Day] [Phone sex] [Edging] [Giggles] [Whimpers]
I know you've only been gone for a couple of days, but I really miss you...and so does my cunt.
Play Count: 7861
[F] Insane in The Membrane [GWAB Laughter Challenge] [What in the ever-loving FUCK?!] ["Breathe, Tark, breathe"]
I was watching SUPERFRUIT's 2 Photo Booth Challenge videos, and it all suddenly turned into mass hysteria. What the ever-loving fuck?!
Play Count: 6381
[F] Quick, Quick, Quick! [Lady sounds] [Growls] [Whimpers] [Squeaks] [Begging] [LOUD]

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[F4A] Cum for Me [Erotic poetry] [An ode to orgasms] [Breathy] [Urgent] [Desperate]
Poem by the ever lovely /u/Iwillinstructyou.
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Queen of Spades by Styx (cover)
I wasn't completely serious recording this. This might get loud since this is a loud song...just saying.
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[F4A] In My Eyes [Erotic poetry] [Author's reading] [Romantic] [Passionate]
Peter Gabriel/Genesis references galore, so be warned! Bottom line is: never let a Genesis fan write poetry. :P
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Blowjob Fuck

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[F] What If...? [Tark's Musical Rambles] [Too many giggles] [
Another one of my Pepsi Max-fueled, giggly rambles about music. This time, the topic is about wondering what would it sound like if a certain band/singer did a certain song first, or covered it. WARNING: a LOT of laughter ensues.
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[F4M] The Dirty Talk Novice [JOE] [Oral] [Teasing] [Dirty talk] [Lesbians]
A boyfriend asks his girl to talk dirty to him. She's rather shy and it takes a bit to work into it. But he surely doesn't expect what he gets when she does! Script by the lovely /u/kastyairis.
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[F4F] Dance For Me [Erotic poetry] [Author's reading] [Striptease] [Be my private dancer]
All the bedroom's a stage after all...
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"Because He Liked to Look at It" bloopers
I can't even finish the first paragraph, dammit! >:(
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[F] Because He Liked to Look at It (Monologue by Eve Ensler) [NSFW]
A monologue from one of my favorite plays, "The Vagina Monologues".
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[F4A] What Have You Done to Me? [Dirty talk] [Whimpers] [Wet sounds] [Hitachi] [Squeals] [Screaming orgasms]
Somehow you've broken me, and I can't cum without you. So, I might as well try force over persuasion.
Play Count: 9550
[F] Behind The Audiophile Questionnaire
Here I go, rambling on like the rambler I am. So...yeah. :P It's what I do best.
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"Make Love to Me" blooper
What in the world is "nature-al"? *facepalm*
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[F4A] Make Love to Me [Erotic poetry] [Romantic] [Desperation]
Poem written by /u/PastaSexual
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[F4M] I Want to Fuck You [Erotic poetry] [Hunger] [So much dangerous desire]
Rewrite of /u/Iwillinstructyou's sexy poem "I Want You to Fuck Me".
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Don't Stop Me Now (Queen cover)
For /u/JadedRobot
Play Count: 6179
Why Don't You Do Right? (Peggy Lee/Jessica Rabbit cover)
For /u/berndogiii
Play Count: 6352
[F] Something to Talk About (Bonnie Raitt cover)
For /u/LenaLovesLilacs
Play Count: 6078
Look at Me Now (Idina Menzel cover)
For /u/TheArcheBishoppe
Play Count: 6019
Fell in Love With a Boy (White Stripes/Joss Stone cover)
For /u/_MarchHare_
Play Count: 6116
Take Me to Church (Hozier cover)
For /u/luicier
Play Count: 6165
[F] Midnight (Yazoo cover)
For /u/Hades_Smirks
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Who Wants to Live Forever? (Queen cover)
For /u/The_Singing_Man
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[F4M] Tell Me You Want Me to Fuck You [Hitachi] [Dirty talk] [Tarkgrowls] [Whimpers] [Squeals] [Screaming orgasms]
Fucking my Hitachi on high makes for a hellish experience...but DAMN, is it fun! :)
Play Count: 12466
[F] The Man With The Child in His Eyes (Kate Bush cover)
He's here!
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[F] Hitachi 100-1 and Back
I cannot count with this thing, GOSHDARNIT!!!
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[F] A Hitachi Virgin No More [Lady sounds] [Whimpering] [Squealing] [Squirting] [Screaming orgasms] [BZZZZZ]
A good friend of mine gave me a Hitachi, and I am completely enamored with this bundle of energy. Be prepared to bring some ear plugs, though: I get louder than I usually do, so TAKE COVER!
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[F] Moondance (Van Morrison cover)

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[F4A] Spread 'Em, Baby [Oral] [Rimming] [Wet oral sounds] [Nothing but butt]
I've tried my best making this as ambiguous as possible gender-wise so that anyone can enjoy this audio. Hope I did alright. *fingers crossed*
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[F] Lady-Lovin' Questionnaire!

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[F] Moonstarghost's Let's Learn About You Questionnaire

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[F] Goddess_By_Night's Questionnaire of Randomness

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[F4A] The "Please Fuck Me!" Challenge prt. 2: Close to the Edge
Not riiiiight away, not riiiiight away.
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[F4A] The "Please Fuck Me!" Challenge prt. 1: The Spankening!
My ass is still a bit sore, but holy fuck, was it fun to spank myself! :)
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[F] Summer Soft (Stevie Wonder cover)

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[F4M] I Miss You
Script by the lovely /u/cuddle_with_me
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[F] Love Song (Lesley Duncan/Elton John cover)

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[F4M] Tark Is a Nasty Girl [Lady sounds] [Begging] [Facefucking] [69...with you on top] [Rimming] [Screaming orgasm]
I think this title says it all. *cue Vanity 6's "Nasty Girl"
Play Count: 15986
[F] One More Try (George Michael cover)
I took me a few takes singing this to the point where my voice became raspy when the high notes came. The end results were nonetheless worth it.
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[F] Long, Long Way From Home (Foreigner cover)
Another difficult song to tackle, but I did it. Whew!
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[F] Ms. New Booty by Bubba Sparxxx (Dramatic reading)
Set to "Moonlight Sonata" FTW!
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[F] A Quiet Moment Before Bed [Soft moans] [Whimpers] [Some squealing] [Purring giggles]
Stupid built-in mic! >:(
Play Count: 7553
[F4M] In a Moment of Weakness [Somewhat femdom] [Spanking] [Pegging]
Script by /u/RocketEar
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[F] Father Christmas by The Kinks (dramatic reading)

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[F4A] The Speech-Jammer Challenge
In case anyone's curious of how this challenge goes, you use a speech-jamming app/program on your phone or your computer. Whenever you speak or sing, there'll be a slight delay playing back in your headphones causing you to mess up by making you stutter and/or slurring your words. So, this is my demonstration of how this challenge goes. Here, I try to read my poem "Just for Tonight" while trying to keep my composure, but to no avail. xD
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[F4M] I'm So Pissed Off at You---Let Me Fuck You HARD [Aggressive] [Demanding] [Throat fucking] [Gagging] [Impregnation] [Some begging] [Squirting] [Screaming orgasm]
You haven't returned one single phone call, and I've been waiting for you all day. So, I want you to take off all your clothes, and let me fuck the shit out of you.
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[F4A] Ménage à Trois [Erotic poetry] [Threesome] [Sensual]
I thought I was gonna take a break from recording anything this week, but it turns out /u/Iwillinstructyou has struck again with his wonderful poetry. I just had to do this one. :)
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GUYS!

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[F4A] Porn Odyssey prt. 3: Straight Porn

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[F4A] Porn Odyssey prt. 2: Girl-on-Girl Porn

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[F4A] Porn Odyssey prt. 1: Man-on-Man Porn

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[F4F] Getting to Play With Daddy's Girl [Secret Santa for /u/cyalith] [No age] [Gentle] [Light bondage] [Oral] [Mutual masturbation] [SE]

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[F4M] Let Me [Whispering] [Longing] [Aching desire] [Please fuck me]
Before someone comes back... Script by /u/Trinity_X
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[F] Pussy (dramatic reading)

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Pussy bloopers

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[F] A Very Horny Morning prt. 2 [Lady sounds] [Wet sounds] [Whimpers] [Begging]

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[F] A Very Horny Morning prt. 1 [Lady sounds] [Whimpers] [Begging] [Morning voice]

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[F4A] Thrive [Narrative] [Fdom] [Age] [Spanking] [Romantic]
An F4M adaption of /u/beautifulbeyondshame's lovely script.
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[F] Work to Do (Isley Brothers cover)

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[F4M] Slide Smooth [Erotic poetry] [Free verse] [Tit-fucking] [Please, please, PLEASE cum all over my tits]
Poem by my favorite poet /u/Iwillinstructyou.
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[F4M] Mine [Erotic poetry] [Light femdom] [Blowjob] [Orgasm denial]
Poem by /u/NobodyBlindedMe
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[F4A] Man-on-Man Action Gets Me Extremely Hot prt. 2 [Watching porn] [Lady sounds] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Clit-slapping] [Multiple orgasms]
Since the last audio was pretty well-received, I've decided to make a part 2. My original plan was to edge myself until the video was over, but instead it ended up with me cumming like crazy over and over again. But damn, that was even more fun that last time!
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[F4A] Masturbating to Gay Porn [Lady sounds] [Watching porn] [Man-on-man action gets me hot]
Sounding sexy is kinda hard when you have porn up to full blast in your headphones.
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[F] Take My Hands [Hand bra] [Love of breasts] [Sensual and hot]
Another beautiful poem by the ever lovely /u/Iwillinstructyou.
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[F] The Grand Parade of Lifeless Packaging by Genesis [dramatic reading[

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[F] Baby Face Blues (Late night ramble)

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[F4A] My New Lover [poem by /u/Iwillinstructyou]

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Kinky JOI blooper
BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL!
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[F4M] Kinky JOI [Pain] [Knife play] [Panties] [Hot wax] [No more Ms. Nice Tark]
Script by /u/Jackofftoaudio555
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[F] Please Come Home for Christmas (The Eagles cover)

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Please Come Home for Christmas bloop

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[F] River (Joni Mitchell cover)
One of my favorite songs to sing around Christmastime.
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[F4M] Cumslut Confessions [DD/lg] [No age] [Begging] [Exhibition] [Triple penetration] [Titty-fucking] [Screaming orgasm]
I've haven't seen or heard from you in weeks, and I'm so horny for you. But I've got a confession to make: you're not the ONLY one I've been thinking of, though...
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[F] Walking Around in Women's Underwear (Bob Rivers cover)
This song gives me a laugh every time.
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[F4A] Tark Takes On The TMI Questionnaire [32 minutes] [Ramble ramble] [Tang tungles] [Some random singing] [Too hyper for PTA]

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[F4A] I'm Sorry...But I Needed It [Lady sounds] [Wet, wet, wet] [Spanking] [Dirty Talk] [Begging] [Whimpering] [Screaming orgasm]
I think I've overloaded my mic when I came...oops.
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[F4M] You'll Be Wishing You Haven't Teased Me [Improv] [Shades of DD/lg] [No age] [Teasing]

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A Cakeday Thank You

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[F] Let's Talk About Kinks, Baby [Rambling] [35 minutes of Tark!] [Giggles]
Explain to me why this was a good idea to do this challenge while on an extended dry spell? Because I'm crazy, that's why.
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[F4F] My Good Girl [Erotic poetry] [Fdom] [Leather belt] [Stern] [Tender]
Poem by the wonderful /u/Iwillinstructyou
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[F] Dizzy's Music Questionnaire

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[F4A] One Ain't Enough [Lady sounds] [Wet sounds] [Whimpering] [Squeaky-squeaky] [Tang tungles] [Screaming orgasms]
It took me almost A YEAR to post this audio; I was too embarrassed to put it up because I thought I sounded a little silly there when I came. But, with no shame left in my body, I present to you a masturbation audio from the archives. Enjoy!
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[F4M] The Hunt [Fdom] [Rape] [Fearplay] [Stalking]
The hunt is on, little mouse. Do try to bite back. Script is by /u/SuplexLemon
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[F] Thinkin' 'Bout You (Frank Ocean cover)
I felt like trying something different. Meh.
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]F] Feelin' Good (Nina Simone cover)
For The_Singing_Man.
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[F4F] Please Mistress [Erotic poetry] [Fsub] [Begging] [Oral] [Tribbing]
Please?
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[F] I Can't Quit You, Baby (Willie Dixon cover)
And this is the result of being bored, listening to way too much Led Zeppelin, and drinking too much caffeine. You get me butchering a classic blues song. Here you go. :P
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[F] I Think It's Going to Rain Today (Randy Newman cover)

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[F4A] The Bus Driver [Humor] [Nonchalance FTW] [Speed in real life...sorta]

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[F4M] The Director's Porno [Humor] [Blowjob] [Titty-fucking] [Temperamental porn diva]
A long suffering porn actress has to contend with an edumacated porno director. Script by the awesome /u/kastyairis.
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Re:Azurenightsky

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[F4A] Tonight's The Night prt. 2: Getting Down to Business [Lady sounds] [Begging] [Whimpers] [Tarkgrowls] [Wet sounds] [Screeching orgasm]
FINALLY!!! The moment of truth!
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[F4A] Tonight's The Night prt. 1: Fun Times With a Wooden Spoon [Spanking] [Pain giggles] [Whimpers] [Y u no liek me, wooden spoon?]
So, to delight my masochistic side before I get down to business, I chose to whip myself silly with a wooden spoon. Hope you sadists enjoy! :P
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[F4A] Close to The Edge 2---Day 4
Edging makes you sound cray. Just sayin'.
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[F4F] My Forbidden Fruit [Erotic poetry] [Tribbing] [Edging while trying to read] [Words are hard]

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[F4A] Close to The Edge 2---Day 2

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[F4A] Close to The Edge 2---Day 1
So, here I go again, deciding to edge for 4 days until I can't take anymore. Thank Heavens I didn't cum while edging for 20 minutes. Otherwise, I would've been in a lot of trouble.
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[F] Tark Just Can't Enough of The Accent Challenge [Humor] [Giggles] [Procrastinating AGAIN!] [
Because accents are fun. Why resist doing it again? :P
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I've Noticed You Looking at My Feet...
For /u/Vindicator1988.
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[F4F] On Display [Erotic poetry] [Fdom] [Exhibition] [Fucking at a Parisian bistro]
Poem by the lovely /u/iwillinstructyou
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[F] The Endless Enigma (Emerson, Lake & Palmer cover)
Happy Birthday, Greg Lake! :)
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[F4M] Untie Me...No, Wait, FUCK ME! [Bossy Fsub] [Rope bondage] [Co-ed roommates] [Begging] [Crying] [A little silly]
You've just come home early from a night out about town, and you walk upstairs to find me tied to my bed, squirming with a buttplug deep inside me. I keep imploring and begging you to untie me. But once I see you undress, I can't make up my mind whether I want you to free me or fuck me. Oh, the struggle!
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[F] Don't Let It Show (Alan Parsons Project cover)

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[F4A] Masturbation: The Best Medicine [Lady sounds] [Shivering] [Whimpers] [I sound weird when I'm sick] [Screaming, squeaky orgasm]
Having a cold and being horny is NOT a good mixture, but I couldn't care less. I've brewed enough energy to get myself thanks to you people out there (I'm looking at you, too, Tarte. ;) ).
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[F4A] Tark's Music Rambles #1: Songs That Turn Me On [Rambling]
Just getting over a cold, I present to you one of my music rambles. For this ramble, I've decided to talk about songs that make me horny without fail. Enjoy!
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[F] Nights in White Satin (The Moody Blues cover)
Another stupid decision to sing loudly at 3 in the morning. Oh, well...live and let live.
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[F4F] A Sweet Tooth for a Certain Tarte [Lady sounds] [Dirty talk] [Wet sounds] [LOUD]
This is a result of edging myself all day and listening to one of my favorite posters.
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[F4A] Tark's Bringin' (Un)Sexy Back! [Unsexy words challenge] [Hyped up on caffeine and Halloween candy] ["Mmm, creamed corn...BLECCH!"]
I don't even know why the word "kumquat" makes me giggle like a preschooler.
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[F4A] Paying For Her First Time [Humor] [Virgin] [Short and sweet] [Such an emotional roller coaster]
Well...here goes nothing! Script by /u/kastyairis.
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[F4A] You Fucking Me Is Better Than a Cup of Coffee [Lady sounds] [Sleepy voice] [A wee bit of begging] [Failed attempt at being quiet]
Because of some lovely people who perked me up this morning, I've decided to give myself an extra dose of pep to get myself out of bed. ;)
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[F4A] Your Voice [An ode to all of GWA]
Your voice does many things to me that are hard to explain. Let me tell how much it affects me. Script by /u/808Seduction.
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[F4A] I Scare Myself to Death [Erotic poetry] [Switch] [Dark] [Spooky]
Trying to channel my inner feminine Alice Cooper, I give you my reading of my poem. *runs and hides*
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[F] Science Fiction Double Feature (from The Rocky Horror Picture Show)
Happy Halloween everyone!
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Aaaand here's ROUND TWO!
Five minutes later after cumming from that session, I was rarin' to go again...and came even faster.
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[F] Girl-on-Girl Porn, Anyone? prt. 3 [Watching porn] [Schlicking while having a dildo inside me]
I've mentioned the previous night the two fastest ways to make myself cum, and that was: watching close-up lesbian tribbing videos, and rubbing my clit while having a dildo deep inside my pussy. So, I've decided to combine those two things, and WHOA! It made one explosive orgasm, let me leave it at that.
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[F4A] Miss's Questionnaire for Da Ladieeees [The Cloudcuckoolander Rambler returns!] [Giggles galore] ["No more Pepsi Max for you, Tark!"]

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[F] You Take My Breath Away (Queen cover)
In a sentimental mood, and in the mood to sing some Queen. This is one of my favorite songs that Freddie Mercury has ever written.
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[F4F] Could You? [Lady sounds] [Tribbing] [LOUD]
Script is by /u/Trinity_X.
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...And The Bloopers Lie Down on Broadway

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The Colony of Slippermen (dramatic reading)
Another classic from The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway.
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The Lamia (dramatic reading)
One of my most favorite songs from The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway turned into a dramatic reading. Hope you enjoy!
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[F] Sleep to Dream (Fiona Apple cover)
It's just one of those songs to sing while you're angry.
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[F4A] I Came, I Saw, I Kicked No-Touch Week's Ass! [Lady sounds] [Edging] [Wet, wet, wet!] [Dirty talk] [Whimpers] [Growls] [Loads of begging] [Screw you, internet!]
Well, as soon as I found out that I didn't have any internet connection on my laptop when I came home last night, I was super-pissed. However, I was super-horny as well, full of dirty fantasies. So, I've decided to throw a 30-minute celebration for making it through my dry spell. Care to join me?
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[F4M] Brat [Erotic poetry] [Prose] [Fsub] [DD/lg]
Erotic poem by the lovely /u/playfullittleone.
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[F4A] QU's Accent Challenge [Humor] [Lots of giggles] [What kind of English accent was that?!]
I should be packing my bags for a 4-day road trip, but NOOOOO! Instead, I'm goofing off doing this lovely little accent challenge by Mr. /u/Question_UnHolyness. I might've butchered the English accent a bit...but I hope that's forgiven. Fingers crossed!
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[F4A] Switching [Erotic poetry] [Switch] [A fight for power]
Poem by /u/yourlilslut.
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[F] You're Makin' Me High (Toni Braxton cover)
In a sexy R&B-singing mood yet again this morning, and also feeling nostalgic, I felt like singing this seductive little number by the lovely Toni Braxton.
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[F] Another Shot at The 100-1 Challenge [Lady sounds] [Counting is sexy] [I skipped a number...dammit!] [VERY LOUD]

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[F4A] Whimpering for Whimpers [Lady sounds] [Begging] [Wet] [Squealing] [LOUD]
As a self-identified whimperholic, I listened to a bunch of audios that made me wet without fail, and I had to muse about it all while taking care of myself once more.
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[F4A] Wet 'n Wild [Lady sounds] [Wet, wet, wet] [Orgasms make me sound ridiculous...FUCK!] [Squeaky whimpering] [Screaming] [Tearful, shuddery giggles]
After a hectic day, I immediately stripped naked, got out my toy and sucked it for a while, and went to town fucking myself hard until I was dripping all over my bed.
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[F4M] Just Fuck Me! [Fsub] [Erotic poetry] [Begging]
Poem by /u/VeeKayToo.
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More outtakes...hell yeah!
Just me messing up and making random noises.
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[F4A] Gimme a Break! [Lady sounds] [Some dirty talk] [Wet] [LOUD]
I could be writing a script or a poem, but noooooo! I'm doing what I usually do best: procrasturbating. Fuck yeah.
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[F] Girl (The Beatles cover)
One more Beatles song to celebrate Mr. Lennon's birthday.
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[F] Strawberry Fields Forever (The Beatles cover)
Happy Birthday, John Lennon!
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Bonus Outtakes! W00t!
In which I fuck up three times. Meh.
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[F4M] I'm Begging You to Beg Me [Erotic poetry] [Begging] [Ridiculously desperate]
So, basically, this is just a poem just beseeching for some more begging from you delicious guys. I know...I'm ridiculous. ;)
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[F] Discipline [Fdom] [Erotic poetry]
Poem by /u/crocodilegrasp.
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[F4A] Fuck This Dry Spell! I'm Too Damn Wet [Lady sounds] [Wet] [Spanking] [Dirty talk] [VERY LOUD]
I thought I was gonna last 'til Sunday. But hey, guess what? I failed. Miserably. My pussy was too wet to be ignored, and I HAD to play with it with right away. So, I got out my trusty toy, and had three ULTRA-LOUD orgasms; I might've overloaded my mic a few times, too. Yikes! But damn, was it fun to fuck myself silly and cum again!
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[F] Heeerium's 27 Questions...da-da-da-DAAAA!
I might've sounded a bit too hyper answering this questionnaire, but I had so much fun doing this. So, yeah...more rambles for you pretties! :)
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[F] Chuck E's in Love (Rickie Lee Jones cover) [Redo]

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[F4M] Yours Faithfully: A Confession [Cheating] [Don't piss Tark off...really]
What better way than to plan the perfect revenge by fucking a man whose wife has been cheating with your boyfriend? I'd say it's a pretty good idea. Script by /u/Trinity_X
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[F4F] Looking at Curvy Girls, and I'm All Like... [Lady sounds] [Dirty talk] [Fap fap fap fap] [Gimme 'dem curves!] [Tigress growls] [LOUD]
After I got through posting my pictures to /u/GoneWildPlus and /u/BBWGW, I got a bit distracted looking through pictures of the other lovely curvaceous ladies. I just HAD to do something about it.
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[F4M] All Mine, Sir, All Mine [Fearplay] [Yandere] [Fsub gone cray-cray] [Begging]
Ever since that night when you had your way with me, I can't stop thinking about it. And now I want you...and I will do ANYTHING to make you mine again, Sir.
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[F] Only Women Bleed (Alice Cooper cover)

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[F4M] Shadow Dancing [Vanilla] [Narrative] [Dancing] [Love inside the Studio 54]
When we dance, we're not shadows of one another; we are one shadow together...and this is our dance. Script is by /u/TatterJack.
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[F] Wishing Well (Terence Trent D'arby cover)
Another one of those moments of "What the heck, I'll sing it 'cause I had that song stuck in my head all weekend."
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[F] Verification for GWAB
Sorry if my voice sounds a little throaty. :P
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[F4A] Close to The Edge---Day 5
Okay, now, I'm gonna admit this: this edging crap is starting to work on my emotions more than it should. By 4 or 5 minutes into this audio, I turn into a complete crybaby. Brave, huh? Well, I guess it's safe for me to say that the desperation scale, from 1 to 10, is 1000 right now. Come on, tomorrow, GET HERE NOW!
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[F4A] Close to The Edge---Day 4
After minutes of edging a little, I continue to edge some more while reading my dear friend /u/SuplexLemon's poem "For My Darling".
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[F4A] Close to The Edge---Day 3
To turn things up a notch, I've decided to whip myself with a belt while trying my darnedest to edge doing so. Those spanks hurt, but they sure did feel great!
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[F4A] Close to The Edge---Day 2 (Part 3)
What better way to spend a sunny noon than to watch girl-on-girl porn (again!) and torturously edge yourself to it? I don't think it can get any better than this.
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[F4A] Close to The Edge---Day 2 (Part 2)
Now, I loved edging here in the bathtub because the warm water brought some relief to my aching, throbbing nether regions. I had to record this one with my phone because I didn't feel like lugging my laptop and headset into the bathroom, so, sorry for the crappy quality.
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[F4A] Close to The Edge---Day 2 (Part 1)
I woke up this morning with a crazy idea that I should gag myself with a pair of panties while I gave myself 9-and-a-half minutes of edging. And let me tell you something, my clit has already begun to feel really sore and achy...but that's the whole beauty of edging. It's so painfully exciting!
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[F4A] Close to The Edge---Day 1 (Part Two)
3 hours later, and this happens again. Gee, will I ever learn to quit? Nope, Tark never quits! And also, no baby pterodactyls were harmed in the making of this audio.
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[F4A] Close to The Edge---Day 1 (Part One)
So, confession time: I've never been on a tease-and-denial stint for an entire week before, so I thought it would be a perfect week to try it out and see if I could last that long. This is my first foray of the day of edging. I honestly thought I was gonna blow out my headset mic from squealing and laughing like a depraved madwoman; it's a good thing I didn't though. Whew!
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[F] Crystal (Stevie Nicks cover)
Something tells me I've been watching Practical Magic a bit too much, and this is the result.
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[F4A] Please Spank My Ass [Erotic poem by /u/CatherineClarke] [Begging] [Spanking]
Sometimes a good Sir or Mistress can forget to mind their baby girl every now and again. So, here she is, begging ardently for your hands to take care of me.
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[F4F] Craving for Pussy [schlicking] [stress relief] [lady sounds] [squeaks] [LOUD]
Things have been pretty rough for me lately, so I thought that schlicking the pain away would be perfect stress relief. However, I didn't EXACTLY plan on suddenly musing about how bad I want another girl to fuck me. But DAMN, the thought of it just makes it 10 times better!
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[F] Life Is... (original poem)
Tonight, I found out that my grandmother has passed away a few hours ago. Something was just eating at me to write something down, and this was the result. Sorry if I sound a little croaky.
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[F4M] I Wanna Fuck You Like an Animal [Fdom] [Lady sounds] [Little tigress growls] [Choking] [LOUD]
It's been a while since I've done something Fdom-related because I was enjoying being a begging submissive slut a bit too much. It's about time I've shown my aggressive side once again.
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[F] Don't You Worry, Child (Swedish House Mafia cover)

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[F4A] Music is Ultra-Sexy [Music rambles] [So much caffeine] [So many "uhhh"s]

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[F4A] Playing in The Backyard [Exhibition] [Outdoor] [Lady sounds] [Giggles] [LOUD] [Damn birds]
My backyard is kinda secluded...so that means I can still be loud, right? Yeah, I think so. ;)
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[F4A] TarkusTrooper and The Quest for The Questionnaire
After a drinking a 20 oz. bottle of Pepsi Max, I kick my Cloudcuckoolander rambling skills into overdrive and take on Hou_bi's Quest for The Questionnaire.
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[F4M] My Favorite Kind of Misery [Erotic poetry] [Free verse] [So many feels]

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[F4M] Ain't Too Proud to Beg [Begging] [Whimpering] [Gagging] [Wet sounds] [VERY LOUD]
My pussy has been throbbing from nights ago when I fucked myself hard. Turns out my cunt wasn't the ONLY thing that needed to be fucked; my MOUTH needed it, too. So, this resulting in a big, desperate mess. I think I screamed my voice raw, too...ouch.
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[F] On My Phone (Les Miserables parody]
A cheeky little parody of "On My Own" from the Broadway parody musical Forbidden Broadway.
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[F] Fruit Cage [Erotic poetry]
I swear, I could write better than this. But I felt silly and I was a bit inspired by Peter Gabriel, so why not?
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[F] On an Island (David Gilmour cover)

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[F4M] A Train Ride [Fdom] [Rape] [Fearplay] [Knifeplay] [Tigress growls] [Whispers]
Do as I say, and no harm will come to you. I want you to cum right here on this train like the filthy little pervert that you are, or else you won't live to see the light of day. Script is by /u/vocawriter112
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[F4A] The Madcap Laughs [Lady sounds] [So much giggling] [Squeaks] [Wet sounds] [LOUD]
After spending one or two hours driving myself to an orgasmic frenzy, it's time that I've wrapped this up and called it a night. But I just had to have one more cum.
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[F] Locomotive Breath (dramatic reading)
It's been a while since I did a dramatic reading of some lyrics. So, I thought this would be a good idea to start back with one of my favorite Jethro Tull songs.
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[F] Our House (Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young cover)
For a certain someone's birthday. :)
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[F4F] PLEASE Sit on My Face! [Begging] [Facesitting, of course] [Whimpering] [Sucking noises]
I've had this overwhelming want to taste your pussy all day. Please don't let up on me; I want---no, I NEED---you to sit on my face and use my mouth for your pleasure.
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[F4M] I Need You Inside Me! [Quickie] [Wet sounds] [Begging] [LOUD]
I got so horny that I had to fuck myself silly with my toy. I didn't care if it hurt; I just wanted to be fucked so bad!
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[F4F] Come to Mama [Fdom] [MD/lg] [spanking] [oral] [tribbing]
Mommy's heard a lot of naughty things about you. I think it's best for the both of us that you should be taught a lesson.
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[F4A] Tark Spills It All! [Req-fill] [Rambling] [Goofy as hell] [Giggles galore]
More Cloudcuckoolander rambling courtesy of yours truly.
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[F] Jazz Fever (Rachel Bloom cover)
This is not your typical jazz song. That is all.
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[F4A] Getting Off Talking About What Gets Me Going [Req-fill take deux!] [Ramble on] [Lady sounds] [CRAZY orgasm]
Damn...trying to ramble while masturbating is harder than I thought. But I had lots of fun, though.
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[F4M] Succubus in The Library [JOI] [Paranormal] [Public] [Growly]
This sexy script was written by the lovely Moddess /u/SennaSaysHi. :)
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[F4M] You Beg Convincingly [erotic poetry] [Fdom]
Poetic script by /u/FLBigNick.
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[F] I Wanna Be Your Lover (Prince cover)
Seriously...I can't make up a better excuse to sing in a falsetto voice.
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[F4M] Lunch Break Rendezvous [blowjob] [gagging] [rimming]
Just thought I would surprise you while you work, and maybe...make your day go a little quicker with a little bit of some oral loving. ;)
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[F4M] Just Watch [req-fill] [exhibition] [poetic reading]
Poetic script by /u/Iwillinstructyou
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[F] A Little Bummed Out...So Let's Talk About Music (and other things)!
So, to get myself out of a little funk, here's an impromptu ramble what music I've been discovering lately and some of the best concerts I've been to.
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[F4A] The Sweet Ass and Pussy Preference Test [giggly rambles] [too many distractions!] [Pervy Tark is pervy]

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[F4A] The Yummy Mixer Questionnaire #2 [early morning rambles] [manlady orgasms FTW!] [whole lotta giggles]
More of my Cloudcuckoolander rambling as I try to answer _Miss_'s questions. Damn me for getting up too early!
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[F] "Fuck Me, Melissa!" prt. 2 [dirty talk] [the phrase that always gets me going] [rimming] [riding] [LOUD]
This was all done on the fly; it's just one of those sexy moods again. I need to hear those words right away!
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[F] Hallelujah, I Love Him So (Ray Charles cover)
I was just dancing sitting down while singing this song. This song really makes me feel good, and it's one of my favorites to sing.
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[F4A] Tark Takes The Penis & Breast Preference Tests prt. 2: Breast in Show

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[F4A] Tark Takes The Penis & Breast Preference Tests prt. 1: It's All About the D

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[F] Princess Badass vs. The Writer [Humor] [Breaking the fourth wall] [Unicorns] [Cock sparkles] [Tark is a loudmouth]
Look, Mr. Writer, I want to be a majestic unicorn-riding princess, not a cum-eating Daddy's girl. So, today I'm taking a day off and writing the script MY way, and there's nothing you can do about it! Nyaaaah! Script is by /u/vocawriter112
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[F] Reminiscing (Little River Band cover)
Ah, another of my favorites from my childhood...but damn me for singing loud this late. :P
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[F] Lucky Man (Emerson, Lake & Palmer cover)
Finally! I manage to pull off another one of my favorite ELP songs. But no synthesizer solo at the end, sorry. :P I'm no Keith Emerson, and I don't have a Moog.
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[F] Masturbation is Universal [Lady sounds] [Wet noises] [Sorta loud]
Stealing this quote from /u/Agent_Eff for this one. ;)I couldn't sleep, and I was soaking wet, so I had to go at it.
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[F] The Writer's Questionnaire [Rambling] [Nervous giggling] ["So, yeah"]
I felt like rambling some more, so I chose to do /u/fro_yo's Writer Questionnaire. It's real fun.:) WARNING:This rambling post lets you know that I AM a Cloudcuckoolander through and through. Don't let anyone tell you any different. :P
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[F4M] You're In SO Much Trouble When I Get Home! [Voicemail] [Fdom] [Lady sounds] [Schlicking] [LOUD]
You've been teasing me all day while I was at work. Let me say this---just expect me to fuck you harder than before when I get back. You are definitely in for it!
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[F4A] The Sight of His Cock [Script] [Longing] [Cock appreciation]
Script is by /u/thatothergirlyouwant.
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[F] Dreamboat Annie (Heart cover)
This might be the first time I wasn't scared to tackle a Heart song. To be honest, nobody can out-sing Ann Wilson...NOBODY.
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[F] After The Fire (Roger Daltrey cover)
One of my other favorite songs from my childhood. What can I say? Roger Daltrey has always been one of my favorite singers of all time.
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[F4A] Shhh! Daddy's Asleep [whispering] [quiet lady sounds] [whimpering]
Trying my best not to wake Daddy up, I attempt to keep quiet while I rub my clit so hard thinking of getting caught and fucked so good. Mmmmm...
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[F] If You Want To (poem by me)
Sorry if I sound a little weepy in this.
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[F4A] Lie Down With Me [vanilla] [sweet] [pre-nap pillow talk] [puppy noises]

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[F] The Great Gig in The Sky (Pink Floyd cover)
I only played the intro on piano because I can't go through the whole song without messing up. And I'm hoping I could find someone who can wail their ass off singing this song, if someone's up for it. :)
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The Great Bloopers in The Sky....GRRRR! >:(

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[F] Baby Finn Song [from Adventure Time]
This is for /u/lurkingbackhere. Hope you enjoy!
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[F4A] I Can Hear Them [Fsub] [Cuckquean] [Dirty talk] [Lady sounds] [VERY LOUD]
Thanks, /u/SuperHappyDeathSquad, for making such a sexy script even I couldn't resist doing.
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[F4M] Do You Think You're Worthy for Me, Pet? [Fdom] [Lady sounds] [Pegging] [Rimming] [Facesitting] [Edge for me] [VERY LOUD]
I've been playing with myself all night thinking of owning a man who's willing to submit to me. So...do you think you're worthy for my pussy, my pet? Then, you have to OBEY me and edge yourself while you listen to me.
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[F] Honey Pie (The Beatles cover)
Oh, Lord...this MIGHT be the result of drinking too much SunDrop, I don't know. Anyway...enjoy the tap-dancing in the middle. :P
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[F] Tonight's The Night (Rod Stewart cover)
And for that little lyric change in the middle...that was ABSOLUTELY unplanned. ;)
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[F4A] Slap That Pussy, Make Her Free! [lady sounds] [pussy-slapping] [LOUD]
A little naughty twist to a line from Labyrinth to describe this quickie...I REGRET NOTHING.
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[F] Can't Find My Way Home (Blind Faith cover)
This song has been running through my head all evening and all morning. What can I say? I love this song with all my heart.
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[F] The Yummer Mixer Questionnaire [rambling] [so much laughing] [
Showing my true Cloudcuckoolander colors once again, here's my attempt at answering some questions from /u/_Miss_'s Yummy Mixer Questionnaire. Enjoy!
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[F4F] I Want My Boss! [fantasizing] [lady sounds] [squealing orgasm] [so many mad giggles]
That's right...I'm currently fantasizing my lady boss. I don't why, but her sense of self-confidence and poise is something I find sexy. And I can't help but touch myself thinking about her owning me...ah, if only.
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[F] Moon Over Bourbon Street (Sting cover)
I'm in a bit of another one of my jazzy moods, and I've been wanting to sing something by Sting for some time now. And this is the result.
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[F4M] Fucking Your Face and Your Cock [facesitting] [slightly Fdom] [somewhat growly] [LOUD]
I've been fantasizing about you all day long, and THIS is the fantasy I've been stuck with. Will you ever so kindly participate in this dirty little escapade with me?
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[F] Don't Let The Sun Go Down on Me (Elton John cover)
This song is always one of the go-tos whenever I feel like belting something out.
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[F] It's Good to Be Back Home [homecoming schlick] [lady sounds] [some wet sounds] [clit-slapping] [VERY LOUD] [maniacal giggles]
So, after a week of staying at a family member's house, it is so good to FINALLY be loud again without getting caught.
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[F] 1921 (The Who cover)
So what happens when a little boy named Tommy Walker witnesses his father, who just came home from being M.I.A. in WWI for almost 6 years, brutally murdering Mrs. Walker's boyfriend? He mentally shuts down, making himself become deaf, mute, and blind for the majority of his life, from his childhood to his young adulthood. So this is what the whole concept of Tommy is about. And THIS is the song in which the murder happens.
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[F] Alberta (Eric Clapton cover)
I was gonna do "Corrine, Corrina" at first. Though, the name "Alberta" was screaming at me, and considering that I just got through watching Eric Clapton's "Unplugged", I decided to give "Alberta" a go.
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[F] Hand in My Pocket (Alanis Morissette cover)
I'm thinking of redoing this, but this'll have to do for now.
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[F] In My Life (The Beatles cover)
For Qamilu. :)
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[F] My Love (Wings cover)
Let's take a trip down Red Rose Speedway, shall we? ;)
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[F4M] I Wanna Be a Bad Girl for You, Babe [whispers] [dirty talk] [whimpers] [quickie]
Woke up from my nap earlier today feeling so naughty, but people were still awake at this hour, and I had to do something about it.
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[F] Delilah (Queen cover)
If you're ever feeling sad, just know that Freddie Mercury wrote a song about his pet cat named Delilah.
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[F] Must Do Something About It (Wings cover)
Just re-discovered and played Wings at the Speed of Sound recently, and came across this song. I just HAD to do it. I could've done "Time to Hide", but I'm thinking someone else would sound even more great singing that song (*cough* /u/kissingyourclavicle!)
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[F4M] Helping the Hermit [Script by /u/kastyairis] [short] [fantasy] [humor] [unicorn cum]
This is one of the soundbites from my "You Type It, I Record It" thread, and the lovely Kasty offered a really funny script that I couldn't resist reading. Enjoy!
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[F] Theatre!
A silly little poem written by the late English comedian Rik Mayall.
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[F4M] Your Cum Gets Me Off Every Time [schlicking] [wet noises] [some dirty talk] [squeaky fucks] [VERY LOUD]
Rubbing your cum all over my clit just drives me crazy. It's a good thing you left me with something to remember you by. ;)
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[F] Go Now (Moody Blues cover)
Not my best cover, but I wanted to do record myself playing the piano and then lay down some vocals harmonies, too. I've had this song in my head all last weekend, so I thought it'd be good to cover this one.
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[F4A] Hanging On in Quiet Desperation... [edging] [quiet] [breathy] [whimpers] [giggles]
Sleepy and horny, this is what happens after being away from home for 4 days.
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[F] The Fountain of Salmacis (Genesis cover)
A Greek mythological tale told through song...might be why this is one of my favorite songs from Nursery Cryme.
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[F] I'll Follow The Sun (Beatles cover)
This is for /u/Qamilu. :)
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[F4F] I Don't Take Teasing Lightly, Baby Girl [Fdom] [teasing] [spanking] [oral] [tribbing] [LOUD]
I will look for you...I will find you...and I will fuck you.
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[F] The Story of Princess Cumslut [bedtime story] [bad English accent] [so sorry!]
"Once upon a time in a land far far away there was an ever green forest. In this ever green forest lived a princess with huge fucking tits and an ever wet cunt..." Script is by /u/BigTitsWanker.
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[F] Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon (Neil Diamond cover)
Late-night goofiness at its worst...just me serenading the ladies and giggling like an idiot while butchering one of my favorite songs.
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[F4M] I Missed You...Now Get Over Here and Let Me Fuck You [blowjob] [gagging] [wet noises] [some begging] [LOUD]
You've been away from me too long, so you really need to get your butt over here and let me suck and fuck you. I've missed you too much! :(
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[F4M] Wanting and Wishing
Script is by the wonderful /u/Trinity_X.
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[F4A] Good Lord, I Feel Like I'm Dying ["No Fucks Given" challenge] [lady sounds] [wet noises] [double O's] [overstimulation] [squeaks] [hysterical laughter] [VERY LOUD]
More like, "Good Lord, I SOUND like I'm dying!" So, I foolishly decided to take on kittypurrry's "No Fucks Given" challenge, where you can't drop even ONE SINGLE F-bomb. Turns out I enjoyed it WAY too much, and ended up having two orgasms and overstimulating myself after the 2nd one that I started sounding like a madwoman. Eh, listen for yourself.
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[F] My Melancholy Blues (Queen cover)
When will I quit getting jazzy? Um, never. :P
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[F4M] Edge Me, Spank Me, Make Me SCREAM! [begging] [edging] [spanking] [some wet sounds] [LOUD AS FUCK]
I don't mind you making me beg, but...just don't make me beg TOO much, okay? Plus, those spanks HURT...and I loved it. ;)
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[F4A] Begging For Your Tongue [begging...duh!] [schlicking] [oral] [facesitting] [VERY LOUD]
Simply fantasizing about someone eating me out before bed.
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[F] Shattered Dreams [Johnny Hates Jazz cover]
I'm using a different mic this time around, so, better sound quality here. Just thought I can sing another song that was a segment from my childhood.
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[F4A] Squeaky-Squeaky [lady sounds] [quickie] [squeals] [LOUD]
Today's been a really horny day. I've started the day off with an orgasm---why not end the day with another one?
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[F4F] Girl-on-Girl Porn, Anyone? prt. 2 [watching porn] [schlicking] [edging] [LOUD AS FUCK]
A good way to start a dreary Monday morning is to watch girl-on-girl porn. What's even better? Edging yourself to it!
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[F4M] Touching Myself, Thinking of Rimming and Riding You
Feel extra dirty this morning...so I wanna tongue-fuck you and then ride your cock afterwards.
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[F] Cuckoo Cocoon (Genesis cover)

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[F4M] Making Daddy Beg [Babygirl Domme] [Lady sounds] [Croaky as fuck] [VERY LOUD]
It feels like forever just waiting for Daddy to get home, so I'm just gonna show him know how much I missed him all day.
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[F] Lilac Wine (Nina Simone cover)
After an evening of listening to Jeff Buckley and drinking Diet Mountain Dew, I decided to take on this song. Another one of them songs that take a LOT of breath to sing, too.
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[F4M] Let's Get This Over With [Lesbian best friend] [virgin] [nervous] [breathy orgasm]
Your close lesbian friend offers to take your virginity just to "get it over with". But it turns out she enjoys it more than she'd like to admit. Script is by /u/23976fps
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[F] My Electric Sweetheart [Accent Challenge] [erotic poetry]
Reading one of my older poems from my usual Southerner accent and then reading it in an English accent. Don't know which British dialect that accent was, but...either way, it's still bad. Eh.
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[F4M] Don't Lie---I Know You Want It [bondage] [rape] [blowjob] [ass play] [facesitting] [VERY LOUD]
I found you, my perfect fucktoy, and I'm not gonna let you go without you making me cum. So don't think I'll untie you anytime soon.
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[F] Trust Me, I've Got This [gentle Fdom] [blowjob] [rimming] [pegging]
The last thing I want to do to you is hurt you. I want to do what I want to do to make you feel good. Are you sure you want me to do THAT, though? Well, don't worry...I've got this.
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[F] Such Sweet Torture [edging] [begging] [whimpering] [tearful giggles] [squeaky-squeaky] [VERY LOUD]
Being quiet while edging is fucking hard...so why not be loud while everyone's awake?
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[F] From The Beginning (Emerson, Lake & Palmer cover) [feat. JustinFront on guitars]
Working out yet another ELP classic with my friend /u/JustinFront.
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[F] Verification for /r/ Pillowtalkaudio
Verify me, please?
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[F] Verification for /r/Pillowtalkaudio [blooper]
Apparently, I can't 2014 right. :/
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[F] Crazy (Patsy Cline cover)
Putting a jazzy spin on this country classic...heh.
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[F] The Way You Look Tonight (Frank Sinatra cover)
One of my Sinatra favorites.
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[F4F] I Miss You, Baby...Please Fuck Me [voicemail] [oral] [begging] [Fsub-ish] [ass to mouth] [scissoring] [VERY LOUD]
I've been lonely and missing your soft gentle touch and your sweet juicy cunt, so I thought I'd just leave you a message while you're at work.
Play Count: 13968
[F] Still...You Turn Me On (Emerson, Lake & Palmer cover)
Oh, no...Tark's doing another prog rock song?! SOMEBODY HEEEELP! (more like EEEELP...okay, that wasn't funny.)
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[F] Bring It On Home to Me (Sam Cooke cover)

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[F4M] Cruciverbalust [short] [crossword puzzle sexiness] [LOUD]
This is not just ANY girl; THIS girl lusts for crossword puzzle enthusiasts. Script is by /u/VeeKayToo.
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[F] Why Don't You Do Right? (Peggy Lee/Jessica Rabbit cover)

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[F4A] Prove It! [Gender-Bender Fake Orgasm Challenge] [Humor] [Growly as fuck] [VERY LOUD]
Yep, my male alter-ego is back once again. I can't believe I almost fried my voice while growling like a rabid animal trying to sound like a guy getting off. So...here goes nothing.
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[F] Bubble Butt [dramatic reading]
Yep...I'm doing ANOTHER dramatic reading of a song about curvaceous booties. May Lord have mercy on me reading these lyrics while keeping a straight face.
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"Bubble Butt" dramatic reading bloopers
"I'm a progressive rock girl; I shouldn't be singing this!" :P
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[F4F] Where Have You Been, Baby Girl? [fearplay] [gunplay] [tigress growls] [VERY LOUD
I haven't seen in almost a month, and I'm starting to sense you're hiding from me. But eventually, I will find you...and you're gonna regret that you ever ran away from me, baby girl.
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[F] A Sunday Kind of Love (Etta James cover)
This might get loud...jus' sayin'. I sorta messed up on the belting parts, so please, please forgive me.
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[F4M] Bass Players Do It Deeper [Groupie] [Musician name-drops galore] [Blowjob] [Gagging] [Spanking] [Begging] [VERY LOUD]
Flirting with a really sexy bass guitarist has its perks: it can lead to some dirty hot backstage action after the show.
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[F4M] Don't EVER Call Me a Bitch Again! [Fdom] [slapping] [name-calling] [facesitting] [ass to mouth] [pegging]
I'm tired and I wanted to come home to a loving husband, not an inconsiderate bastard. So, I'm gonna put things right and make you my bitch for the night. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY NO.
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[F] Wuthering Heights (Kate Bush cover)
Somehow I found myself closing my eyes and using a Wii controller as a pretend microphone while singing this song. One of those songs I used to love singing when I was little...back when my voice was as high as Kate's! I can't even hit half of the notes she hit in that song...so, yeah. Apologies if it's pitchy. :P
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[F] Cry Me a River (Julie London cover)

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[F4M] Daddy, No! [Fsub] [DD/lg] [Oral] [Begging] [Impreg]
Daddy comes home from work to hear his good little girl say such filthy words. So, he makes it his mission to punish his little girl and make her beg as much as he can. Has she learned her lesson? We'll never know. ;)
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[F] Onward (Yes cover)
One of my favorite love songs...that is all.
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[F] Star Me, Kitten (R.E.M. cover)
I can't believe I made an R.E.M song sound like a Yes song. :P Maybe it's because I sang it an octave higher? I dunno. Heh...just fuck me, kitten.
Play Count: 6426
[F] The Weirdest Dream I've Had So Far [ramble]
I don't know whether this dream was worth laughing about or I should be ashamed of myself...hmm.
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[F] I Don't Know How to Love Him [from Jesus Christ Superstar]
I swear, I watch this movie almost all the time, and I have every song from that musical on my mp3 player. I...you don't know how much I love Jesus Christ Superstar, I just...SOMEONE HOLD ME!
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[F] 11 Fun and NotSoHeartless Questions
Yet again, hyped on Diet Mountain Dew, I answer all of NotSoHeartless's fun questions. A lot of tongue clicks and giggles are to ensue, so LISTEN AT YOUR RISK.
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[F4A] Me + A Sexy Audio = OH MY LORD! [listening to an audio] [dirty talk] [heavy breathing] [VERY LOUD]
I was on Soundcloud tonight, and I came across somebody's sexy audio, and after the first listen, I HAD to take care of myself and listen to it again. You can hear a little of his voice in there, and it's a little "wah-wah-wah"-ish, so...not the best of editing. Sorry about that.
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[F4A] Whole Lotta "Fuck!" [lady sounds] [dirty talk] [giggles] [whimpers] [wailing] [VERY LOUD]
Ah,yes...the pre-bedtime ritual. I'm beginning to think that the spirit of Robert Plant must've possessed my body when I was cumming. Yes...I came THAT hard.
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[F4F] This Is What an Orgasm Feels Like [Req-fill] [fingering] [kissing] [Ferris Wheel]
You and I are chatting about my boyfriend and how he fingered me on the Ferris Wheel last summer and how I can't stop thinking about it. As we drop, I whisper in your ear "This is what an orgasm feels like". You don't believe me, so I go out of my way to show you what I mean...right here on the Ferris Wheel.
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[F] Say Something (A Great Big World cover)
Yep...I'm jumping onto the "Say Something" bandwagon. This song has been haunting my mind since, um...forever!
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[F] Chuck E's in Love (Rickie Lee Jones cover)
For Hades_Smirks. :)
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[F4M] Can I Cum NOW, Daddy? [edging] [begging] [whimpering] [VERY LOUD] [insane giggle fits at the end]
I've been practicing edging for almost an hour tonight, and I'm sick of waiting for Daddy's approval. I JUST WANT TO CUM, DAMMIT!
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[F] Fool on The Hill (Beatles cover) [feat. JustinFront on guitar and bass]
Singing another one of my favorite Beatles songs with a little help from my good friend JustinFront. :)
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[F] Some Pre-Bedtime...um, Relaxation [lady sounds] [more tigress growls] [dirty talk] [giggles]
Tired as fuck...so, you know the drill.
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[F] Time and a Word [Yes cover]
Been a while since I posted a Yes cover here. I'm surprised I managed to hold those notes in there. I'm telling you, when you sing a Yes song, just know you need PLENTY of breath to sing it.
Play Count: 6217
[F4M] What The Fuck Are You Doing? I'm TRYING to Sleep! [Co-ed] [Facesitting] [Riding] [Ass to Mouth]
Your loud moans in the living room are making it impossible for me to sleep. I have a big trigonometry exam tomorrow, but you're not making it any easier on me. Well...guess I have to live up to the phrase of "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em."
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[F] And I Love Her (The Beatles cover)
Here is my horrible attempt at harmonizing with myself. Hope it all works out. :P
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[F4A] Less Squawk, More TUAQ with Ms. Tark [lots of rambling] [caffeine buzz] [talking too fast] [31 min]
While on a Sun Drop buzz with hyperactivity that'd make you dizzy. Hopefully, you can bear with me while listen to me ramble and ramble and ramble....
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[F4F] Her Cunt Slut [kinda Fsub] [fantasy] [wet mouth sounds] [lady sounds] [LOUD]
Thinking about a certain girl that I know...and this is the result.
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[F] Trilogy (Emerson, Lake & Palmer cover)
On yet another progressive rock high, here I go trying to sing an ELP song.
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[F4M] "Fuck Me, Melissa!" [dirty talk] [my favorite phrase to hear...EVER] [what the fuck am I doing?]
When do I NOT want to fuck someone?! DAMMIT!
Play Count: 10476
[F4F] Don't You Fucking Cum Yet [script] [SI] [domineering] [some name-calling]
You don't get to cum until I tell you, whether you like it or not. Script is by /u/HiNoname.
Play Count: 15336
[F4M] I Want Your Cock NOW! [dirty talk] [bossy] [aggressive] [VERY LOUD]
I'm not going to sit here like a nice, polite little girl waiting for you to take your cock out and fuck me...I'm going to make it happen RIGHT NOW.
Play Count: 15860
[F4M] Remember That Night? Because I Do...[Fsub] [voicemail] [begging] [oral] [gagging] [VERY LOUD]
I'm on my business trip, and I can't stop thinking of that night when you dominated me. And it's made me hornier than ever, so desperate for you to fuck me. I've got no other choice than to beg.
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[F] Just When I Needed You Most (Randy VanWarmer cover)
Another song that I recall from my childhood years. My dad used to play this one in the car on trips to school and all.
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[F] If You Leave Me Now (Chicago cover)
Damn, this song is so hard to sing without the music. Hope I did good anyway. Eh.
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[F] You Haven't Done Nothin' (Stevie Wonder cover) [gettin' funky again]
I remember annoying the hell out of my parents by singing the "doo doo wop" hook from this song ALL THE TIME when I was a little kid. Yep, good times...gooood times.
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[F] Dreams [Fleetwood Mac cover]
For Hades_Smirks, 'cause he's awesome. :)
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[F] Here I Go (Despair of an Alto) (parody of "Let It Go") [cover]
This is something I wish I would've written first. I mean, this is too close to home with me being an alto and all, to be honest. We've GOT to have a Disney Princess with a smoky alto voice, just this ONE time...please?
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[F4A] Whoa...That Was Quick [lady sounds] [short] [VERY LOUD]
Just getting myself off before bed. Simple.
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[F4F] A Pre-Trip Souvenir [req-fill] [cheating] [oral] [scissoring]
I know we haven't spent much girl time together since you got married, but I want to make it up to you. Don't worry---what your husband doesn't know won't hurt him.
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[F] Don't Know Why (Norah Jones cover)
Requested by /u/Rogpog777. I love this song, like...A LOT.
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[F4M] Don't Mind Me...Just Sucking Your Cock [blowjob]
I come home from my business trip to find you talking on the phone to one of your best buds, but I can't wait to have fun. So, I'm gonna take matters into my own hands...or my own mouth, for that matter. ;)
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[F] Cumming with My New Mic [LOUD] [two climaxes] [squeaky] [squealing] [blowjob sounds]
I bought this headset as a late birthday present, so I hope this works better than my camera phone does. Fingers crossed!
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[F] Got a new mic...any song requests?

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[F] Landslide [Fleetwood Mac cover]
This tells me I need to go to sleep because I CAN'T STOP SINGING! HEEEELP!
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[F4M] The Evil Vixen [Req-fill] [Super villainess] [Fdom]
Script is by /u/1wast80. This was a really fun script to do. :)
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[F] Here, There, and Everywhere (The Beatles cover)
In a sentimental mood tonight, so why not?
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[F] 20 Smacks and a Screaming O [Happy birthday to me!] [Spanking] [Dirty talk] [LOUD]
Nothing says "Party time!" like 20 belt whoopings and an orgasm of a banshee to start the day. ;)
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[F4F] You've Been Sleepwalking Again [Req-fill] [Oral] [Gentle]
I know this week hasn't been treating you kind lately, so that might be why you've been sleepwalking, which is really worrying me. So, come here, let me soothe you, baby...and so much more.
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[F] Crazy (Seal cover)
Time to get funky, people!
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[F] In Summer [from the movie Frozen]
I have NO idea what I'm doing. :P
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[F] Taking Control of Dominant Man [tease] [rambling] [my all-time favorite fantasy] [quiet]
This has always been a recurring fantasy of mine to have a dominant man submit to me and hear him beg to be fucked, to be sucked, and to lose control.
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[F] I Can't Go For That (No Can Do) (Halls & Oates cover)
Singing with a cold...yeah, now that's something I can't go for. NO CAN DO!
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[F4F] That's What Friends Are For [Phone sex] [Quiet] [Whimpering] [Squealing]
I thought I would sneak away from a get-together to have a quiet cum, but a sweet 'n' sexy lady friend called and decided to help me get off and cum with me.
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100-1 Challenge with My Toy [FAIL!] [VERY loud] [I suck at edging]
I was fucking myself so hard with my toy, and I didn't hold out like I should have towards the end. So, for my punishment...what shall I do?
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[F] Please, Master...Don't Leave Me [Fsub] [begging] [longing] [sad]
I know I haven't been the perfect baby girl lately, and I came by myself when you told me not to. I don't like being by myself; please just stay.
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[F] 10 Things I Want to Before I Kick The Bucket

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[F] My AMA and Proust Questionnaire [lots of rambling]
Sit down, fix yourself a drink, and enjoy. ;)
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[F4M] A Not-So-Quiet Morning [dirty talking] [LOUD]
Woke up feeling wet and horny from a dream, so I had to take care of it right away.
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[F] Just Breathe with Me [heavy breathing] [some whispering] [a little bit of whimpering] [quiet]
So, the other night I challenged myself to stay quiet---as in not moaning AT ALL, just breathing---even though people were still asleep on the other side of the house. I was about THIS close to giving up and letting my wild, animalistic screams of pleasure loose, but...just find out for yourself to see if I did good at staying quiet.
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[F] Oops (Oh My) (Tweet cover)
To Hell with embarrassment. I'm just gonna sing this and just say...I REGRET NOTHING! MWAH-HA-HA-HA!
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[F4F] Fuck Me? No, FUCK YOU! [hatefuck] [req-fill] [spanking]
You fucking thought what you did at the coffee shop was funny? You thought that making me jealous would just be one little harmless trick and that's it? Hey, guess what? YOU'RE WRONG.
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[F] The Colony of Slippermen [dramatic reading] [lyrics]
I tried not to laugh at the word "Shoob-be-doob" while reading these lyrics. I swear, as much as I love Peter Gabriel, he must've been high on something when he wrote this. Well, maybe while he was writing the lyrics to the whole Lamb Lies Down on Broadway album.
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[F] Time/Breathe(reprise) [dramatic reading] [lyrics]
"Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way..."
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[F] You Shouldn't Have Fired Me [Voicemail] [Fearplay] [Rape] [Stalking] [Knifeplay]
Maybe it might've been the way I've been eyeing you that day, or that moment when I "accidentally" brushed my ass against your crotch...but that was NO real reason to fire me. You're going to be sorry you ever did that to me.
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[F4M] Thinking About You, Daddy [DD/lg] [Begging] [VERY LOUD]
I've been thinking about you all night, Daddy. Will you please, please give me what I'm asking and maybe...fuck me? Pretty please?
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[F] Vienna (Billy Joel cover)

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[F4M] You've Cheated---Now Bend Over! [Fdom] [angry sex] [pegging]
Now, you've REALLY done it this time: you went behind my back and fucked that girl I told you NOT to even lay eyes on. And now I know, telling from that smirk on your face and that bulge in your pants, that you planned ALL of this so I can punish you. Now come here, bend over, and take it like a good little slut.
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[F] This bird is DEMONIC! [dramatic reading]
So, yeah...I did a dramatic reading of a post on Tumblr about Flappy Bird, one of the most frustrating games in the history of mankind. Well, here goes nothing.
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[F4F] Lay Down Next to Me, Baby [begging] [facesitting] [pussy-licking noises FTW!]
It's rainy tonight, and I'm in a kind of in an extremely naughty mood. So, why not just have this simple scenario: just let me lick up every little bit of your pussy nectar and make you cum.
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"Do as I Say..." [blooper reel]
"GET IT RIGHT, MELISSA!" Ughhh...that seems to be the phrase of the week. :P
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[F] Do as I Say...and I Will Be Your Slave [moar erotic poetry] [YAAAAY!]
Had an idea from hearing one of my favorite lines from one of my favorite movies (yup, it's Labyrinth), so I decided to write this lovely little Shakespearean sonnet. Hope you enjoy.
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[F] Take a Pebble (dramatic reading)
Yep...here I am with another dramatic reading. This time, I decided to take on this beauty called "Take a Pebble", one of my favorite songs by Emerson, Lake & Palmer, and read it like it was a poem.
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[F4M] Get Off For Me, Big Brother [JOI] [incest] [teasing]
I've accidentally walked into your room to find you jacking off...and you want me to stay and watch you? Well, okay...if you say so. ;)
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"Fuck Me" [blooper reel]
Damn it...I can't even read my own poems right! My stupid mouth. *bangs head*
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[F] "Fuck Me" [a pretty self-explanatory poem]
Oh, yeah, I went there...writing a poem about my two favorite words. Um, so...yeah.
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[F] I Would Rather...
I wrote this poem a couple of years ago. I was feeling really angry at the time, and so I tried to find something to vent about, and it was this subject I came up with: the scorned lover wanting to show her ex how much pain she went through during their relationship. After reading this poem aloud, I felt really good about myself and just felt relieved that I didn't have to carry this anger around like a pack on my back.
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[F] I Love You More Than You'll Ever Know (Blood, Sweat & Tears cover)
This tells me I really, really, REALLY need to ease off listening to BS&T for a while. :P So much soul...damn it!
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[F] God Bless The Child (Billie Holiday cover)
So, this is the result of listening to Blood, Sweat & Tears' "Greatest Hits" on repeat all day.
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[F] Hopping onto the '50 Shades Generator' Bandwagon [Humor]
"Are you all seated comfly-bold, two-square on your botty? Then I'll begin...."
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[F4M] My Pet, My Valentine [req-fill] [challenge] [kinda vanilla]
I had lots of fun tonight. Why don't we end it with some a little...special? ;) This is also for Qamilu's second challenge. Hope you enjoy. :)
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[F4F] For a Friend Who's Lonely on V-Day
This is for all of you who need some cheering up on Valentine's Day. :)
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[F4M] Valentine Day's Plans for Tonight [vanilla] [no-sex...well, a little] [ a little goofy] [a little singing]
Just so you know, I'd love to get a call like this on Valentine's Day morning. ;)
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[F] In Your Eyes (Peter Gabriel cover)
Well, since today is one of my favorite musicians' birthday, I guess I should sing one of my favorite songs of his.
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[F4M] A Message for My Distant Lover
Soooo, I had a chance to listen to your voice messages on my phone, and I just HAD to send you one in return.
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[F] Tempted (Squeeze cover)
Once again, taking a stroll down Nostalgia Avenue, I sing one of my favorite songs from my childhood. I might've messed up a couple of times because I haven't heard this song in a looooong time.
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[F] Every Night (Paul McCartney cover)
Tonight, I just wanna stay in and be with yoooooooou....heh.
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[F4M] Get Wet With Me
Who knew that getting each other squeaky clean would leave our minds dirty and leave our bodies burning with fiery passion?
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[F4F] The Perfect Shot [exh] [SI-ish] [oral] [mutual masturbation]
A nervous aspiring photographer gets a great idea while shooting her muse for her project in photography class: less clothes, more forbidden pleasure.
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[F] I've Seen All Good People (Yes cover)
With reckless abandon, I sing you one of my all-time favorite songs by Yes. Takes lot of breath to sing this one, though...ANY Yes song for that matter. Guuuuugh. Good thing I only sung the "Your Move" section.
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[F] Schlickie-Dickie-Dee, I Want You to Fuck Me
So, I decided to choose a outlandish title because I don't know how to sexy anymore. Sorry. :P
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[F] Your Woman (White Town cover)
Taking a trip down Memory Lane with this song. I used to run around and sing the "doot-doot-da-doot-doot" trumpet parts all the time when I was little.
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[F] Here Comes The Flood (Peter Gabriel cover)
After frustrating take after frustrating take playing this on the piano, I promised myself I would record and sing a cover of this song. One of my favorite Peter Gabriel songs EVER. I must warn you though: I DO mess a few times, so forgive me about those little bloopers.
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[F] Thinking of Her Tits
I couldn't sleep, so I decided to treat myself to some girl-on-girl porn, a short session with my vibrator, and some vocal fantasizing.
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[F] Everydays (Buffalo Springfield cover)
Singing Yes' version of the song. I find myself singing this song everyday because of the "Well, well, well...another day" hook. Hope you enjoy.
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[F4M] You Wanna Be Ridden---Don't Deny It
You know, those two words of "fuck me" can go a loooong way...ONLY if you're good enough and beg like a nice boy. So...can I ride you, Daddy?
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[F] Miss Sanity
One of my poems I wrote back in the 10th grade.
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[F4M] A Certain Reward [story]
You come home from a long, frustrating day at work. As you open the door, the first thing you see is me sitting on the love seat, naked, with my legs spread wide open. I’ve been masturbating minutes before you walked in, and so I look at you with a sexy glint in my eye and say with a smirk, “Care to finish me off?” "I’m more than obliged to," you murmur as you unzip the fly of your pants and take your hard, throbbing cock out. You proceed to get on top of me, but I stop you right before you enter inside me. "Ah-ah-ah! Not so fast," I uttered abruptly. "I don’t think you understand how this game works; I get on top of you. Since you’ve had a rough day, why not let me treat you to a nice, hard fucking?” Suddenly, I see your eyes light up, and the desperation in your tone of voice is far more evident when you tell me, “Yes, please!” I gently push you down onto the couch and eagerly take your cock into my mouth. My right hand is massaging your balls, matching the same pace of every delicate stroke of my tongue while my left hand is rubbing my pussy. You feel me moaning as I suck your pulsating dick, causing you to tilt your head back and groan in ecstasy. “Oh, Melissa, you’re so good at this!” you breathed as I tease the tip of your cock with my tongue. “But I want you to fuck me…now.” With a sly smile, I pretend I didn’t hear a word you say, and I continue deepthroating you until you begged, “Please, I mean it! Fuck my cock. I want you on top fucking me. Do it now!” Without hesitation, I sit in your lap with my legs intertwined around your waist, and start slowly grinding against your hard-on. I throw my head back in sheer pleasure, feeling the head of your cock gradually rubbing against my swollen clit. I unbutton your shirt and help you slip out of it. As I continue grinding against you, I begin to gently kiss your neck, causing you to shudder and moan at each brush and gentle caress of my lips. Before I know it, the sensation becomes too much for me to bear, urging me to ride you harder. So, I slightly lift myself to slip every length of you inside my tight, hungry, wet pussy. I proceed to rock my hips harder and faster. With each bounce and each thrust of our movements together, I can hear you pleading and begging me, “Fuck me harder, Melissa. Fuck me!” The more you say it, the closer it brings us both to climax. As I feel my orgasm approaching, I slow down my bounces a bit to soak in every little sensation of your thrusts. I begin to scream in sheer ecstasy as you sneak in close to your own orgasm. We both cum at the same time, letting our bodies collapse into one another’s arms. There we are, breathing heavily and covered in each other’s juices, feeling immense bliss like we’ve never felt before.
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[F4F] We Need to Talk [oral] [69] [scissoring]
So, I've been getting numerous reports about your overtly flirtatious demeanor and your inappropriate attire in this workplace. So, sit down---we need to have a talk...or maybe more. ;)
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Face Down, Ass Up

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[F] Let Me Get What I Want...Please?
I'm getting the hang of being Daddy's girl. But don't get me wrong---I still have the desire to own you. Guess I'll have to beg for it then. *sigh*
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[F] Naughty Message for You, Sir

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[F] Guess That Tune! [me and my piano] [a little game]
Here's a little game I'd like to call "Guess That Tune!" Even though I had 15-16 years of playing the piano and I usually play by ear, I'm not polished at all. So, let's see if you guys can determine which song THIS is. If you want, I can give you a few (very vague) hints. Good luck! ;)
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[F4M] You Knew This Was Gonna Happen [Fearplay] [Rape] [Forced pegging]
I was in a rough aggressive mood this morning as well, so I had to tap into my anger and play the role of a woman who was raped, and looking for a taste of revenge. Lots of yelling and cussing in this one, so consider yourselves warned.
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[F4M] Why Don't We Do It in The Road? [Sex in the car]
Too many hours on the road can play tricks on your mind as well as your body. So, what's something a little roadside fuck can't fix?
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Dreamers Ball (Queen cover)
Getting a little jazzy (ha-ha) with one of my favorite Queen songs.
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[F4A] [Humor] A Female's Imitation of a Male Orgasm...Oh, Dear
Okay, so here I go and try to (miserably) attempt faking a male orgasm. Oh, no. Please excuse the high-pitched, squeaking sound in the back; audio malfunction there.
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A Hilariously Weird Idea for a GWA Contest For Shiggles [Ramble]
Sometimes people who have no sleep have the weirdest ideas. And this is mine: have the guys give their best imitation of a female orgasm. I know, I'm sorry. I'm weird like that. :P
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Make Me Yours
This is for Qamilu's challenge/request. I hope I'm doing this right.
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Let's Stay Together (Al Green cover)
Channeling my inner R&B goddess and singing another one of my favorite songs.
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Some Quiet Morning Alone Time

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I'll Be Good!
Whatever is I did or said, I'm really sorry, Daddy. Just don't belt me, please!
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Sledgehammer (dramatic reading)
For those of you (including myself) who love this song...I am so sorry.
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Let Me Roll It (Paul McCartney cover) [F]
Not likely to upload a cover of a song on Soundgasm, but hey...you'll never know what'll happen.
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[F4M] Your Dirty Little Fucktoy
I'll be anything you want---your willing cumslut, your dirty little cocktease...your anything. JUST FUCK ME!
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Shut Up and Watch Us [F4F] [Cuckquean] [Fdom]
Alright...you've teased me, tantalized me, and laughed at me as you made me suffer all this time. Now you get yours---I've got a really good friend of mine over at the house, and she's eager to participate. Now, shut up and watch us fuck.
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[F4A] At Your Mercy [poem]

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[F] Enjoying My New Toy
So I got this little hand-held massager for only $5, but this packs about as much of a punch as my old rabbit vibrator. The only problem is you have to hold down the button to keep it running. Uggggh. As usual, I get a bit loud here, so TURN DOWN YOUR SPEAKERS.
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[F4M] Locked Up
You have a fantasy that you wanted to be locked up and frustrated? No use backing out now; you've asked for it. Script is /u/usefulone.
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[F4F] Sleepover Confessions

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[F4A] A Three-way to Remember
A date night with a gal pal tagging along leads to a wildly erotic escapade. Wild cumming and screaming may ensue, so TURN DOWN YOUR SPEAKERS. Consider yourselves warned.
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Big Bottom (dramatic reading) [F]
This is strange...me doing a dramatic reading of my favorite Spinal Tap song. Pretty much...yeah.
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What Naughty Pictures Do to Me
Had no trouble with this one, thank God. I was feeling really horny after looking at a bunch of pictures and gifs on Tumblr, and I just had to go at it right away. Still trembling a little after that loud climax, though.
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Cumming Loudly Before Bed
I wanted it to be a quick play, but my body wasn't willing to let me cum. Pisses me off!
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The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

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You're Mine
I've been thinking about you and that sweet pussy of yours all night. Don't keep me waiting, baby girl. ;)
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The Bachelor Party
My friend Sarah has told me you're on strike from cumming all week, so don't think I let you off easy all because she's not here. She and I planned this especially for you. ;) So, are you good at following instructions?
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Baby, Come Back
I know I've messed up big time, but really...are you sure you want me to prove to you I'm sorry like THAT?
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Angry Sister Gets Her Revenge
You forgot to meet with your sister, and after waiting for 2 hours she's angry with you. Now she's looking for revenge. Finding you alone at home makes for a perfect opportunity. Script is by MrGurken.
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Still Thinking About Fucking You
I can't help it; I'm stuck with the thought of having you to myself and riding you until you can't cum anymore. So...will you let me fuck you?
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Oh, Shit! Wrong Number
Please, please, PLEASE tell me this has happened to some of you people before. :P
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Veri[f]ication

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