TAGS: [Wholesome] [Lesbian Speaker] [Crush] [Reverse Confession] [Humiliation] [Rejection] [Disgust] [Laughing At You] [Short And Sweet] [Did I Mention Wholesome?] DESCRIPTION: You (listener) are harboring secret feelings for your acquaintance, who openly and adamantly identifies as a lesbian. Not bi, not sapphic, but a full-on lesbian. Instead of moving on like a normal, considerate person, you decide to make your move, certain that you can change this fundamental part of her identity. After all, your mommy always said that any girl would be lucky to have you, so why not go for someone who is explicitly not interested in you or someone like you? This can only go well. AUTHOR: u/ellamachine on Reddit