Summary: You're a security guard at a retro art museum and you're looking to FUCK. You run into a cartoon from 1928 who's looking to FUCK. Need I say more? Original script from u/EscapedTerrorist found here. This was the most audacious script I've ever filled. Remember how I said I was a mad lad when it came to foley and sound effects? Well, this one is chock full of them- over 40 I think before I lost track, and it took 2 days of editing to make this shitpost. It's not perfect, but hey- hope you enjoy it anyway! I'm sincerely hoping this crappy Trans-Atlantic accent and wacky cartoon antics will sate your need for my content, you heathens. LOL I feel like this voice sits somewhere between Bendy and Alastor and I'm kinda here for it. Let me know if there are any other scripts/roles you'd like me to fill and be sure to tell me if you liked what you heard!~ Thanks so much for listening and have a great day! :D