How to Dissect LoveThis is a SFW but very gory Yandere!Kankri/Listener/Cronus (Homestuck) recording that was commissioned a few years ago. Check the warnings before playing this!
Summary: You’ve been trapped at Kankri’s hive for a few days since he decided to keep you prisoner. Your boyfriend, Cronus, decides to check in on Kankri and ends up in an unfortunate position.
Warnings: Gore, violence, sharp objects, sudden loud noises, screaming, needles, body horror, mutilation, dissection, blood, surgical/medical themes, abduction, vague mentions of drugs.
Script Link: https://toycarousel.tumblr.com/post/166998294967/how-to-dissect-love-yanderekankri-x-listener-xPlay Count: 2617 Desperate MeasuresThis is a gory (Homestuck) Cronus/Listener recording that was commissioned a few years ago by melodiousclockwork on tumblr!
Summary: You’re in a stable, romantic relationship with Cronus, who has recently found a way to live on Earth with you. Unfortunately, he can’t pass off his appearance as “just a costume” forever, and to keep him safe and under the radar, you both agree to make permanent alterations to his body.
Warnings: Somewhat explicit gore, sudden loud noises (screaming in particular, so make sure your headphones aren’t on full-blast, especially around 5 minutes into the audio), yelling, swearing, crying, body alteration.
Script Link: https://toycarousel.tumblr.com/post/165985295837/desperate-measuresPlay Count: 2035 Shift WorkThis is a NSFW Cronus/Listener/Kankri (Homestuck AU) recording commissioned years ago, in which Cronus, Kankri, and the Listener are wandering through a carnival funhouse after closing time.
Script Link: https://toycarousel.tumblr.com/post/79402544692/shift-work-nsfw-cronuslistenerkankri-scriptPlay Count: 3882 I Knew These Two Dudes Who Fucked at a Corpse PartyThis is a NSFW Sollux/Kankri (Homestuck) recording, in which Sollux meets Kankri at a corpse party that he wasn't initially enjoying.
Script Link: https://toycarousel.tumblr.com/post/85250782137/i-knew-these-two-dudes-who-fucked-at-a-corpsePlay Count: 2760 Yandere!Kankri x ListenerThis is a gory Yandere!Kankri (Homestuck AU) x Listener recording. Warnings for foot gore, and some hard drugs and incapacitation!
Script Link: https://toycarousel.tumblr.com/post/92304038787/yanderekankri-x-listener-scriptPlay Count: 1799 College Prof!Kankri x ListenerThis is a NSFW Kankri (Homestuck AU) x Listener recording, in which Kankri is the Listener's college professor.
Script Link: https://toycarousel.tumblr.com/post/93628744162/collegeprofkankri-x-listener-nsfwPlay Count: 2949 Kankri's LamentThis was a Halloween suggestion I received years ago! It's a cover of Jack's Lament (Nightmare Before Christmas) sung as Kankri (Homestuck).
Link to changed lyrics: https://toycarousel.tumblr.com/post/100515711527/one-of-the-halloween-suggestions-iPlay Count: 647 SmearsThis is a SFW Homestuck recording involving Cronus, Kankri, an abandoned school, and a ghost "story." It was originally recorded for Halloween and has some eerie themes!
Script Link: https://toycarousel.tumblr.com/post/101282179822/smears-cronus-kankri-sfwPlay Count: 703 Just the SteamThis is a nsfw Cronus x Listener commission (the listener is referred to as Dominique a couple times), in which Cronus and the Listener take a shower together. The situational concept belongs to the commissioner!
Script Link: https://toycarousel.tumblr.com/post/112388148082/just-the-steam-nsfw-scriptPlay Count: 3773 Chef's AssistantNSFW dom!Kankri x Cronus (from Homestuck) recording. It’s like a just-barely-AU sort of thing, where they’re both working in some kitchen in the afterlife.
Script Link: https://toycarousel.tumblr.com/post/119014890742/chefs-assistant-scriptPlay Count: 2378 SparklersThis is a very NSFW Cronus/Kankri (from Homestuck) nipple-play and overstimulation recording. It was done as a commission (much gratitude toward the commissioner!!!!!!) 18+ please!
Script Link: https://toycarousel.tumblr.com/post/161840093922/sparklers-nsfw-cronkriPlay Count: 3303 The Violet LagoonThis is a Farmer!Kankri x Wizard!Cronus (Homestuck AU) recording! It is SFW, but has light themes of intrigue, some nudity, swearing, and mild humiliation.
Script Link: https://toycarousel.tumblr.com/post/164803644807/the-violet-lagoon-cronkri-sfw-intriguePlay Count: 826 Cool Water on a Hot NightThis is a NSFW Homestuck (Porrim/Cronus/Kankri) audio recording written/commissioned by sillynekorobin on tumblr! 18+
Summary: Cronus finds himself in desperate need of relief when he enters into a “seadweller heat.” Unwilling to let him isolate himself with the issue, Porrim and Kankri offer to help him out.
Script Link: https://toycarousel.tumblr.com/post/165353519852/cool-water-on-a-hot-night-nsfwPlay Count: 2647 Blizzard ConditionsThis is an erotic Cronus/Kankri (Homestuck) recording. 18+ please!
Summary: Cronus is driving Kankri back to his hive after a Holiday celebration with everyone. The roads become dangerous, and Cronus pulls over, leading to a confrontation with Kankri that Cronus won’t soon forget.
Script Link: https://toycarousel.tumblr.com/post/169021045077/blizzard-conditions-nsfw-cronkri-script
Warnings: Mentions of Christmas traditions, sex, mild yelling.Play Count: 3325 Lakeside Retreat (Homestuck, Eridan/Cronus, 18+)Thanks to mutual desperation, Cronus and Eridan are dating. While relaxing together by the water, they open up about past experiences, and Cronus proposes a certain challenge to Eridan; one that very quickly escalates!
***Notes: Myself and another voice actor created this audio together a long while back! Eridan was voiced by the very talented @sinnersans on tumblr (I believe that's his current username there!) I voiced Cronus.
Here's the script link, for following along: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QvIL2itTkJsciRWDAx4R8-9Fgog5Dkg5ddGMJ4O9Y_s/edit?usp=sharingPlay Count: 3435 Studies (NSFW, Homestuck, Kankri/Cronus)This audio was recorded (years ago) from a script that was written and sent to me by its original author, bewvitched (on tumblr). Their name might have changed since then, so if anyone, including the author (if you see this) knows where to credit now, let me know! Goodness, my VA work has changed a lot over the years.
Summary: Kankri is curious about sea-dweller anatomy, so he enlists Cronus' help in his "research."
Warnings: This is definitely 18+, but I don't think there are any other warnings!
Script can be found at this link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XSaUUCqdi1t9I4HUJiQJwI682rXDRt4Yn7y3N9uCozw/edit?usp=sharingPlay Count: 7068 A Real Gem(Homestuck, r63!Porrim/Listener, NSFW) You and Porrim have been a couple for a while. However, Porrim is still learning how to respectfully interact with individual humans, and is at your house, hoping to make up for saying something inconsiderate to you. Porrim teaches you a bit of his own species’ mating habits, and the situation escalates to the delight of you both!
This was a commission from a year or so ago, sent to me by the author, Loveday (on tumblr)~! *The Listener is a trans man in this recording.
Script can be found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JYsK1YJC-oeQtKNmf5vDLTCRC-yt6tqinp8TawW0j5Q/edit?usp=sharingPlay Count: 4170 All the Stars in the Sea (Homestuck, Cronus/Kankri, SFW, Angst, Fluff)This is pretty much my absolute favourite audio that was commissioned from me, and it's the most recent Cronus/Kankri one I've done too! As the title implies, this one is mainly romantic, angsty, and fluffy (and it's SFW). This takes places after the events of the comic, on the newly formed "Earth." Cronus and Kankri are having a date one night, and admit to each other that they're struggling to adjust to their new lives!
The script link can be found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EHRkQsG31U7SrusntWuoyqpCotv9WxQw41yffkBQ04E/edit?usp=sharingPlay Count: 2165 How to Dissect Love (Yandere!Kankri/Listener/Cronus, Homestuck, Horror, Gore)This one's SFW, yay! And it's also not terrible, double-yay! Okay, so I'm pretty proud of this, and if you like horror, and the yandere trope applied to your Homestucks, then you're in luck! As implied, this is a horror audio, and it's actually kinda graphic. As much as audio can be, at least. So gore/violence warnings apply.Play Count: 1804 Affectionate Punishment (Cronus/Kankri, Homestuck, Daddy Kink Sorta)Okay so this is an old one, please forgive me for the voice acting. I've gotten better at it. The script was written by a good friend of mine who requested anonymity at the time (and I assume that still stands). The title pretty much describes what it is. Here's the script link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TunvWnFMdt1KY-faMI8tpmxGLSQtlKfPISAEpN0K41w/edit?usp=sharing
Also yes, this is VERY 18+ NSFW etc., please only listen to this if you're an adult and you're up for this. Usual warnings apply.Play Count: 7361 No More Daymares (Homestuck, cronkri, tickling kink, NSFW)To avoid his chronic daymares, Kankri tries rearranging his sleep schedule to match Cronus’ diurnal one. But he’s having a lot of trouble staying awake during the day, so Cronus decides to help keep him up by any means possible!
Script link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OyeC27js0qFy-DQtYGHOD4PPTRto0z0NMQfms3miffU/edit?usp=sharingPlay Count: 4332 The Pocky Game (Homestuck, cronkri, NSFW)A very agitated Kankri is coaxed away from his patented Internet Arguments, by Cronus, who has a game for them to play together! Script link here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FIRDEblVTKR5A8VGHlaSnzaW7XmNujEq4xCPTaiRdqQ/edit?usp=sharingPlay Count: 5205 Treetalk (Homestuck, cronkri, NSFW)(Homestuck) Cronus spies on his crush, Kankri, from the vantage point of a very convenient tree branch. This audio contains a lot of dirty talk and voyeurism, NSFW. (First audio I ever recorded and edited on my own, and it's almost 6 years old! Hope it holds up to my newer work!)
Script can be found at this link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1daLvkGIGyG8M7INUe6YG6eKXRR0qWzQPE_pQx_VXcKo/edit?usp=sharingPlay Count: 4749 Incubus(Homestuck, Cronus/Kankri, NSFW, AU).
While thumbing through an old spell book, Cronus accidentally manages to summon a demon who devours souls through repeat-seduction. Not known for his better judgment, Cronus takes that risk after the demon offers him a "free trial."
Full script link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xhBC-qbe6ePGiw1Yz3hD1pjuF5zX6KCrCm4hIZxuIw4/edit?usp=sharingPlay Count: 4424