Mulch Ointment Stump Gesticulate Crusty (or even Flaky) Spongy Clammy Moist Legume Floss Squeegee Lentils Goblet Eucalyptus Sandpaper Birkenstocks Loofah (*Bonus points from me if you use loofah lol) Jeggings LOL (literally saying the letters LOL)