I made you something special. Sit down. Hands flat. Back straight. And don’t touch until Mommy gives you permission. I want to know what kind of boy you’ve been for me. Did you follow my instructions? Did you stop when I said stop? Did you behave when nobody was there to make you? Mmm. We’ll find out. I’m going to control the pace. Bring you up exactly where I want you. Make you stop the second I tell you to. Again. And again. And again. Good boys get praised. Messy boys get corrected.