You were the Queen of a small kingdom, minding its business in a far-off sector of space. Unfortunately, said sector had seen attacks from the Dread Pirate aka the Pirate King aka the Nameless Captain. A man of legendary status, you once invited him to a gala to try and speak. He was as stubborn as you expected, and nothing really got done... except that he fell in love with you, that night. You've made him obsess, and he doesn't appreciate being teased. Now, he's here to collect you. Original script credit: u/ItsEsmeJones Additionally, watch at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7WoHZqXjJw