A writing-prompt question I've seen circulating around the internet lately is "if you had to go up against 9,999 people in a contest of any kind, what would you choose?". I've seen answers that vary from "chess" to "memorizing digits of the square root of 17", but how is it that I'm the only one to choose "make me cum the most times"? Is it because I was the only one gooned out of my fucking mind when the question first crossed my path? Well, either way, I have thoughts about it...