[more tags than can fit in a soundgasm URL] [check the tags on reddit] [I apologize for nothing] "Did you really think running away from home to go be with your lover was a good idea? Did you really think I would just let you leave? Well, if you want to fly the nest, and go elope into the arms of a spouse, fine, have it your way - but it's going to be a man, and it's going to be one I picked out. Afterall, Mother knows best."