On Squirrells And Bird Feeders - A Mini-Ramble
SFW, talking about squirrells
Play Count: 31
Elysium by Exit Eden
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Exit Eden, actual writing credit is spread among Hannes Braun, Anna Brunner, and Andreas Schnitzer
Play Count: 49
Ascension by Gavin Dunne
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Miracle Of Sound
Play Count: 29
Happy New Year 2024
SFW, new year 2024
Play Count: 53
The Shipping Forecast 06/11/2023
SFW, yeah I know, another one, shipping forecast
Play Count: 47
The Shipping Forecast 02/11/2023
SFW, the shipping forecast, I have literally never seen a hurricane force 12 on this thing before
Play Count: 42
Gaming Ramble - Cyberpunk 2077 2.0 and Phantom Liberty
SFW, gaming ramble, cyberpunk
Play Count: 97
The Shipping Forecast 30/10/2023
SFW, the shipping forecast, been a while since I did this, to be fair, the met office stopped issuing transcripts at one point for some fucking stupid reason.
Play Count: 52
Autumnal Question Ramble 27/09/2023
SFW, question ramble, questions from Tumblr as follows: maple - is there a hobby / skill that you’ve always wanted to try but never did? spice - have you ever encountered a house that you believed to be haunted? orchard - share one thing that you’d like to happen this autumn. bonfire - describe your dream house. pumpkin - do you think that humans are inherently good or bad? moonlit - are you a neat or messy person? Is your room / house orderly? Also- how's your Scottish accent?
Play Count: 60
Leaning Into The Afternoons by Pablo Neruda
SFW, poetry, Pablo Neruda
Play Count: 45
Gaming Ramble - Dark Souls
SFW, gaming ramble, Dark Souls, I actually wrote a script for this.
Play Count: 92
Deep And Resonant Voice Kink Lines
NSFW?, just reading some lines from a tumblr post by angelic-nsfw: Subs with voice kinks are so cute, just make your voice all deep and resonant and they fold so fast You’re being so good for me That’s my good girl/boy Oh? What was that, speak up~ Use your words Such a good little slut for me You like that? Oh yeah? Beg.
Play Count: 207
Question Ramble 24/06/2023
SFW, Working from a voice ask meme and some numbers sent in by people on tumblr: Questions were 5. I’ll talk about what I did today 8. I’ll read a page from a book 10. I’ll describe where I’m sitting at the moment 16. I’ll tell a story 23. I’ll talk in a voice I don’t usually use
Play Count: 79
Gaming Ramble - Ixion
SFW, gaming ramble, Ixion
Play Count: 108
The Black Cottage by Robert Frost (very rough take)
SFW, poetry, Robert Frost, semi-cold read, very rough take
Play Count: 82
XVII (Thinking, Tangling Shadows...) by Pablo Neruda
SFW, Neruda, I'd forgotten that I'd actually recorded a version of this before, and still had the tab open in my to record group, so this is a perhaps better version
Play Count: 462
Gaming Ramble - Deathloop
SFW, gaming ramble, deathloop
Play Count: 117
Gaming Ramble - Slay The Spire
SFW, gaming ramble, slay the spire, with reference to other roguelikes and roguelites
Play Count: 91
Gaming Ramble - Dead Space 3
SFW, but much swearing, because Dead Space 3 is shit. Gaming ramble
Play Count: 103
Gaming Ramble - Mechwarrior 5
SFW, gaming ramble, mechwarrior
Play Count: 97
Loneliness by Mary Oliver
SFW, poetry, Mary Oliver
Play Count: 134
The State Of The UK - A Ramble (29/09/2022)
SFW?, much swearing, rambling/ranting about the madness of the UK today because I needed to say something somewhere without filters.
Play Count: 150
No End, No Beginning by Poets Of The Fall
SFW, Poets Of The Fall, lyrics-as-poetry, headset recording
Play Count: 120
Gaming Ramble - What Was The Point Of RAGE?
SFW, gaming ramble, RAGE 1 and RAGE 2
Play Count: 140
You Think That I Don't Look Your Way by EvanescentBlush
SFW, poetry, written by EvanescentBlush
Play Count: 203
Gaming Ramble - Subnautica: Below Zero
SFW, gaming, ramble, subnautica below zero
Play Count: 133
The Stolen Child by WB Yeats (rough take)
SFW, poetry, *very* rough take, blind read, Yeats
Play Count: 152
Step Outside by Ava Poetry
SFW, poetry, Ava Poetry, strictly speaking it has no title, it's just page 60 of the book "You Are Safe Here"
Play Count: 2849
Tired by Langston Hughes
SFW, poetry, Langston Hughes, short
Play Count: 162
Gaming Ramble - Hardspace:Shipbreaker
SFW, gaming ramble, Hardspace:Shipbreaker, tldl: it's reallly goood!
Play Count: 137
A Song About Nothing by Malinda Kathleen Reese (sung)
SFW, drunk rec, singing, original sung by Malinda Kathleen Reese
Play Count: 127
Sound Of Silence by Paul Simon (rough takes - 2 variations)
SFW, lyrics as poetry, normal voice and london voice, kinda rough rattled off takes
Play Count: 197
XVII (Thinking, Tangling Shadows) by Pablo Neruda (rough first take)
SFW, poetry, Pablo Neruda, rough take, actually the first time I read the whole thing through.
Play Count: 158
From The Ashes She Became by Nikita Gill
SFW, poetry, Nikita Gill
Play Count: 156
Chasing Cars by Gary Lightbody
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Gary Lightbody, Snow Patrol
Play Count: 167
Corona by Paul Celan
SFW, poetry, Paul Celan, translated by Pierre Joris
Play Count: 172
Welcome To The Black Parade by MCR (lyrics-as-poetry)
SFW, My Chemical Romance, lyrics-as-poetry
Play Count: 162
Question Ramble 06112021
SFW, ramble, answering things sent in by anons on tumblr
Play Count: 186
Come Here And Take Off Your Clothes by Tyler Knott Gregson
SFW, poetry, romance, Tyler Knott Gregson
Play Count: 265
Good Bones by Maggie Smith
SFW, poetry, Maggie Smith
Play Count: 253
Moonlight Rendezvous by Anton Kabanen
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, cyberpunk, Beast In Black,
Play Count: 188
Question Ramble 08/09/2021 - From Tumblr
SFW, question ramble, questions: 6. Describe your dream home. 16. Do you follow porn blogs? 19. If you could change your name, would you? What would you change it to? 26. What’s your favorite season? 37. Have any tattoos?
Play Count: 163
Streets Of Gold by Aviators (lyrics-as-poetry)
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, would normally credit to the bloke, but I'm not seeing his name on either youtube or twitter, bittersweet, longing
Play Count: 142
Gaming Ramble - The Outer Worlds (including DLCs)
SFW, gaming ramble, The Outer Worlds, very rambly
Play Count: 198
Take Control by Old Gods Of Asgard
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Poets Of The Fall, Control (the game)
Play Count: 168
Be She A Temptress Improv (Shitpost)
SFW, just messing around really
Play Count: 173
Meme Laugh
SFW, short cackle
Play Count: 217
I Choose The Mountain by Howard Simon
SFW, poetry, Howard Simon, found here: https://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-choose-the-mountain/
Play Count: 218
Gaming Ramble - Cyberpunk 2077
SFW, gaming ramble, Cyberpunk 2077
Play Count: 258
Here We Are by IMM (From Marsvision Radio in Surviving Mars)
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, I have no idea who actually wrote or performed this song, but it is brilliant
Play Count: 204
Time To Be Slow by John O'Donohue
SFW, poetry, John O'Donohue
Play Count: 258
Ode To Hope by Pablo Neruda
SFW, poetry, Pablo Neruda
Play Count: 274
It Is Born by Pablo Neruda
SFW, poetry, Neruda
Play Count: 288
These Hands, If Not God's by Natalie Diaz
SFW, poetry, Natalie Diaz, maybe erotic?
Play Count: 248
Burn It Down by Michelle Dockrey
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, hopeful, inpsiring, originally performed by Vixy & Tony, lyrics appear to have been written by Vixy (Michelle Dockrey)
Play Count: 249
Gaming Ramble - Thronebreaker and Sub-AAA Games
SFW, ramble, gaming, Thronebreaker, sub-AAA games in general
Play Count: 234
Life For Rent by Dido and Rollo Armstrong
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Dido Armstrong, Rollo Armstrong
Play Count: 250
Worm Moon by Mary Oliver
SFW, poetry, Mary Oliver
Play Count: 314
The Wanderer by Lang Leav
SFW, poetry, Lang Leav
Play Count: 250
Unbroken by Aeralie Brighton & Taylor Graham
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, originally performed by Ivan Torrent and Aeralie Brighton, Lyrics credited to Taylor Graham and Aeralie Brighton
Play Count: 196
Gaming Ramble - Dawn Of War 3
SFW, gaming ramble, Dawn Of War 3
Play Count: 248
Old Gaming Ramble - Economy Design In Strategy Games
SFW, this was originally recorded on 07/09/2015, gaming ramble, economy design
Play Count: 225
Ode To Joy by Friedrich Schiller (English Translation)
SFW, poetry, Friedrich Schiller, fuck brexit
Play Count: 201
The Gift by Mary Oliver
SFW, poetry, Mary Oliver
Play Count: 231
"Oh For Fuck's Sake" Variations
Not Really SFW, vocal variations on the phrase "Oh for fuck's sake"
Play Count: 281
Talos Principle Ramble 19/07/2019
SFW, philosophy and gaming ramble, kinda dense, inspired by playing through The Talos Principle for the first time
Play Count: 325
"You're A Horny Little Thing Aren't You?" Improv
NSFW, improv, starting from the prompt line "you're a horny little thing aren't you?"
Play Count: 610
Here I Love You by Pablo Neruda
SFW, poetry, Pablo Neruda (first audio with my mic isolator)
Play Count: 373
Moonchild by Christopher Poindexter
SFW, poetry, Christopher Poindexter
Play Count: 308
Thread Questions Ramble 09/03/2019
SFW, ramble, answering the following questions What is your favorite non-alcoholic beverage? Also- do you put ice in your drinks? What was the last show you binge-watched? What’s the last song you listened to? There are two kinds of people in this world. What are they? What is your most irrational fear? Which household chore is your least-favorite? How technologically-inclined are you? Where do you spend the most amount of time, not counting work or your home? Sweet or savory? How do you feel about pineapple on pizza?
Play Count: 313
Sub/Switch Questions Request Ramble 03/03/2019
NSFW, ramble, answering the following questions sent in by a listener: 1. When did you realize you've got a submissive side to yourself? 2. Did you accept it right away? 3. Do you prefer gentle femdom or any kind of femdom content is good for you? 4. Would you indulge in some kink you're not interested in (but it's not a hard limit) but you domme is? 5. What seems better: orgasm denial or overstimulation? 6. Would you let your domme play with and torture you however she likes while you're tied up? 7. If she wished you suck on her fingers or toys whould you listen to her request? 8. Would getting instructions to undress slowly / do a striptease and how to touch yourself be hot? 9. Who's a good boy with gorgeous voice? ;*
Play Count: 395
End Of Innocence by Kamelot
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Kamelot, Tommy Karevik and Sascha Paeth I think wrote it, but in my searches I'm not seeing a definite "this person was the lyricist" type thing
Play Count: 390
So You Want To Be Face-fucked Do You? Improv
NSFW, improv, request for a facefucking audio resulted in this...
Play Count: 620
Question Ramble 01/01/2019
NSFWish (nsfw subjects discussed, not being sexy about it), ramble, questions as below: -Talk about your recording process, whether sfw or nsfw -Do you have any new year's resolutions? -NSFW: What is a fantasy of your's that you have never fulfilled but would really like to?
Play Count: 350
Ode To A Naked Beauty by Pablo Neruda (ASMR attempt)
SFWish, attempted ASMR (whispering super close to the mic), poetry, Pablo Neruda
Play Count: 323
Ode To A Naked Beauty by Pablo Neruda
SFWish, poetry, Pablo Neruda
Play Count: 290
To Listen To On A Train Improv
NSFW, teasing and fantasy for someone looking to spice up their commute, improv
Play Count: 433
Switching Fantasy Ramblefap
NSFW, fap, ramblefap, talking about an anal exchange fantasy
Play Count: 488
Switchy Things Ramble
NSFW, ramble, talking about being a switch and why that's not really been a thing in my audios
Play Count: 420
Tumblr's Last Dance by Helion
SFW, poetry, eulogy really, my words, London voice
Play Count: 432
Farewell To Tumblr
SFW I guess (it'll probably get flagged as inappropriate anyways), mostly scripted ramble, helions-cave sign off.
Play Count: 354
Sailboat Of Mine by Eurielle
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Eurielle,
Play Count: 303
When The Ship Comes In by Bob Dylan
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Bob Dylan
Play Count: 281
Quote "Find What You Love And Let It Kill You..."
SFW, quote from Charles Bukowski
Play Count: 312
Quote "Of All The People You Have Kissed..."
SFWish, quote/poetry, "Of all the people you have kissed, she was your favourite because she didn't flinch when you curled your hand around her neck and tightened. She said, "I break the law because I've never broken a heart and I want to know what it feels like to be the brick not the window pane." When she's drunk she'll dress up for you, all straps and lace and stockings. When she's high she'll dress down for you, all skin and skin and skin." Author unknown
Play Count: 316
"You Want Me To Come In You?" Short Improv
NSFW, short improv starting from the line "You want me to come in you? I want to hear you say it." Gets very london voice.
Play Count: 398
Time To Face The World Again - Comfort Improv
SFW, comfort, hug noises, waking up in the morning
Play Count: 365
Lay Your Head Down, I'll Be Here - Comfort Improv
SFW, comfort, hug noises, go to sleep
Play Count: 461
Dulce Et Decorum Est by Wilfred Owen
SFW, poetry, Wilfred Owen
Play Count: 302
For The Fallen by Laurence Binyon
SFW, poetry, armistice day, Laurence Binyon, re-recorded on 11/11/2018
Play Count: 288
The Cenotaph by Charlotte Mew
SFW, poetry, Armistice day, Charlotte Mew
Play Count: 337
Break Of Day In The Trenches by Isaac Rosenberg
SFW, poetry, armistice day, Isaac Rosenberg
Play Count: 267
Anthem For Doomed Youth by WIlfred Owen
SFW, poetry, armistice day, Wilfred Owen
Play Count: 268
Insensibility by Wilfred Owen
SFW, poetry, armistice day, Wilfred Owen
Play Count: 403
To Germany by Charles Hamilton Sorley
SFW, poetry, armistice day, Charles Hamilton Sorley
Play Count: 265
"Tonight Is Halloween" Quote
SFW, short, quote: "Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, voices whisper in the trees, "tonight is Halloween""
Play Count: 273
Whispering In Their Ear And Edging Them Improv
NSFW, improvising from a line seen on tumblr: "Whisper the nastiest things in your sub’s ear while you drag a blade along their body and edge them. Then ruin their orgasm." originally written by sleepylittledomme
Play Count: 473
Imaginary by Evanescence
SFw, lyrics-as-poetry, Evanescence
Play Count: 318
Comfort For A Post-Breakup Anon (improv)
SFW, comfort, post-breakup
Play Count: 430
Andrew's Song by End Of Silence
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, End Of Silence
Play Count: 310
Dancing On Broken Glass by Poets Of The Fall
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Poets Of The Fall
Play Count: 315
In Dreams by Roy Orbison
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Roy Orbison
Play Count: 349
Poetry by Bonaroba
SFW, poetry, romantic, found in the fsa pastebins while search for a gfd script for someone on tumblr, found here: https://pastebin.com/Wa9sVes6
Play Count: 477
Self Spanking Instructions Mk.2
NSFW, spanking instructions, some nipple play as well, somewhat harder than the previous improv, leaves the listener with an instruction to carry on fucking herself and have a nice orgasm
Play Count: 1725
Party Favour Ramble
NSFW, nerding out, elaborating on the party favour fantasy, rambling, short by the standards of my rambles
Play Count: 460
Let Us Live In Peace by Ben Elton
SFW, some editorialising, lyrics-as-poetry, Ben Elton, Geralt and Yennefer
Play Count: 307
Childhood Gaming Ramble (with some realtalk)
SFW, gaming, ramble, childhood memories, some realtalk about childhood trauma
Play Count: 326
Comfort For A Lost Anon (short improv)
SFW, comfort
Play Count: 380
Come And Be Welcome by Heather Dale (sung)
SFW, singing, Heather Dale, just vocals
Play Count: 295
Windsong by John Denver (sung)
SFW, singing, John Denver, just vocals
Play Count: 574
After The Goldrush by Prelude (sung)
SFW, singing, Prelude, just vocals
Play Count: 494
Short Fap Audio 01092018
NSFW, fap, does what it says on the tin
Play Count: 509
Ode To A Naked Beauty by Pablo Neruda
SFWish, poetry, Pablo Neruda
Play Count: 298
Ghosts by Mayday Parade
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Mayday Parade
Play Count: 349
WIndsong by John Denver (soft voice)
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, John Denver, I will likely do a more "proper" reading of this later
Play Count: 298
I'm Proud Of You Anon
SFW, short, affirming, comforting, hugs
Play Count: 399
Terrible Things by Mayday Parade
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Mayday Parade,
Play Count: 321
Day Ramble for 21/08/2018
SFW (more or less), rambling about my day yesterday (this being recording on the morning of 22/08/2018
Play Count: 310
"Laugh So Hard That Sorrow Smiles At You" Quote by Pytha at Million Feelings
SFW, encouragement, life quote
Play Count: 265
Sonnet XVII by Pablo Neruda
SFW, poetry, Pablo Neruda
Play Count: 304
Blind And Brave by The Wild Reeds
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, The Wild Reeds, sources I found for the actual songwriter were unclear so credit to the whole band
Play Count: 281
Helion Loves To Tease Episode 2 - The Saga Of The Three Orgasms (Rambly Improv SI)
NSFW, same sort of format as the last one, kinda rambly, very much real me, masturbation instructions, some elements of orgasm denial, multiple orgasms (3 in fact), return of the coin flip, this one is 46 minutes, you will only need your fingers again.
Play Count: 491
Life Changes Encouragement
SFW, encouragement, some element of comfort, hug noises, apologies for the chair creaks
Play Count: 358
Good Riddance by Billie Joe Armstrong
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Billie Joe Armstrong, Green Day
Play Count: 291
Well Hello Babe Short Improv
NSFW, growling, chuckling, speculation, just generally trying to sound like I would if I'd come up behind my sub.
Play Count: 370
A Proper Kiss by Gentleman's Lounge Members Only
NSFW, erotic poetry?, taken from a image on tumblr watermarked as coming from Gentleman's Lounge Members Only
Play Count: 275
Howl by Allen Ginsberg (Part Three)
Not really SFW, poetry, Allen Ginsberg, London voice
Play Count: 320
Helion Loves To Tease - Rambly Improv SI
NSFW, kinda rambly, very much real me, masturbation instructions, just your hands required, hopefully fun, some elements of orgasm denial
Play Count: 501
Arousal Description Recording
NSFW, descriptive fap, some rambling in there, also urgings to play along
Play Count: 565
Howl by Allen Ginsberg (Part Two)
Not really SFW, poetry, Allen Ginsberg, London voice
Play Count: 298
It's Only Tuesday Comfort Audio
SFW, short, comfort, hugmonster hugs
Play Count: 343
Well Look At You Short Improv
NSFW, continuing to gently mock the slut/a lady with a crush, something of a follow on/ follow up to the previous audio
Play Count: 360
Good Little Slut Improv
NSFW, some mocking, some instructions, some spanking, all for a girl horny out of her mind on orgasm five and wanting a sixth
Play Count: 426
Comforting Thing For A Hungover Anon
SFW, comfort for the hungover
Play Count: 315
The Shipping Forecast 28/07/2018
SFW, the shipping forecast, oddly relaxing
Play Count: 286
Howl by Allen Ginsberg (Part One)
Not really SFW, poetry, Allen Ginsberg, London voice
Play Count: 564
The Shipping Forecast 27/07/2018
SFW, the shipping forecast, oddly relaxing
Play Count: 285
Sundress + No Panties On A Bench Short Improv
NSFW, short improv, based on a pic on tumblr
Play Count: 477
Lullaby For A Soldier by Dillon O'Brian
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, written by Dillon O'Brian, Sung by Maggie Siff, Sons Of Anarchy
Play Count: 376
Eyes Are The Windows To The Soul by Vern Eaker
SFW, poetry, Vern Eaker
Play Count: 254
Regional Dialect Challenge Ramble
SFW, ramble, regional dialect demonstration, the challenge in full was issued by harlotanon, and can be found here: https://pastebin.com/5nsRzVGf
Play Count: 277
Self Destruction At It's Best by B. W.
SFW, poetry, B.W.
Play Count: 297
Prey Mooncrash Gaming Ramble
SFW, gaming ramble, more aimless and incoherent than normal because tired and sleepy, roughly 30 minutes long
Play Count: 338
Goodnight 'Gel Short Improv
SFW, sleepy hugmonster, goodnight
Play Count: 382
I Think It's Brave by Lana Rafaela
SFW, poetry, Lana Rafaela
Play Count: 324
Obsession by harlotanon
NSFW, very dom, obsession, possession, script by harlotanon, script found here: https://pastebin.com/CpX9BL5M
Play Count: 410
First Poem For You by Kim Addonizo
SFW, poetry, Kim Addonizo
Play Count: 271
Obnoxious Cackling
SFW I guess, just cackling
Play Count: 392
Mocking A Slut Improv
NSFW, improv, some instructions, mostly just mocking a slut for her compulsive masturbation
Play Count: 663
Self-Spanking Instructions Improv
NSFW, improv, really quite dom, some minor mocking, some SI towards the end, quite a bit of spanking, some elements of mindbreak
Play Count: 717
Demons Are A Girl's Best Friend by Powerwolf (normal voice - filtered)
SFWish, lyrics-as-poetry, normal voice, Powerwolf
Play Count: 337
Demons Are A Girl's Best Friend by Powerwolf (normal voice - unfiltered)
SFWish, lyrics-as-poetry, Powerwolf
Play Count: 278
Demons Are A Girl's Best Friend by Powerwolf (demon voice - filtered)
SFWish, lyrics-as-poetry, a new and different voice, added effects, Powerwolf
Play Count: 294
Demons Are A Girl's Best Friend by Powerwolf (demon voice - unfiltered)
SFWish, lyrics-as-poetry, a new and different voice, Powerwolf
Play Count: 265
"Kneel For Me Slut" Short Improv
NSFW, short improv, based off a series of gifs on tumblr (once I've got this uploaded, I'll be reblogging the gifset to my own blog, helions-cave )
Play Count: 461
Comforting A Lady Friend After A Break Up Improv
SFWish, more realistic, doesn't get into the sexy times, more comfort than anything else, drunk talking.
Play Count: 360
But It's Better If You Do by Ryan Ross
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Panic! At The Disco, Ryan Ross
Play Count: 302
November Rain by Axl Rose
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Guns and Roses, Axl Rose
Play Count: 318
War by Poets Of The Fall
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Poets Of The Fall
Play Count: 303
A set of 11 of Aesop's Fables
SFW, Aesops, fables, storybook things, a number of different voices
Play Count: 1156
Close To You by Hal David and Burt Bacharach
SFW, lyric-as-poetry, Hal David and Burt Bacharach, The Carpenters
Play Count: 290
Drunk Gaming Ramble - Hellblade:Senua's Sacrifice
SFWish, gaming, drunk ramble, Hellblade:Senua's Sacrifice
Play Count: 287
It's All Coming Back To Me by Jim Steinman (drunk rec)
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, intoxicated while recording, Jim Steinman
Play Count: 330
""Please sir, can I have some more?"" Short Improv
NSFWish, mildly mocking, dom, demanding the listener beg, some blasphemy
Play Count: 305
Gaming Ramble (Steam Sale - Vanquish, Elex and Bulletstorm)
SFW, about an hour, gaming ramble, talking about three of the games I obtained in the steam summer sale
Play Count: 282
1.30.13 by Julie Martinez (re-recorded 02/07/2018)
SFW, poetry, Julie Martinez, re-recorded 02/07/2018, basically, if I did it before I got my current mic, then I'm doing another one when it gets requested.
Play Count: 275
Erotic Energy Hypnosis by KoForClover (with click track)
NSFW-ish, hypnosis, uplifting? this version I added a click track to underpin the voice, script by KoForClover, found here: https://pastebin.com/fDmEQ3qv
Play Count: 587
Erotic Energy Hypnosis by KoForClover
NSFW-ish, hypnosis, uplifting? script by KoForClover, found here: https://pastebin.com/fDmEQ3qv
Play Count: 955
Euphony Of A Kiss by Michael Prochaska
SFW, poetry, Michael Prochaska
Play Count: 274
Silence Is Golden by Hanna Heath
SFW, poetry, Hanna Heath,
Play Count: 291
I Am Offering This Poem by Jimmy Santiago Baca
SFW, poetry, Jimmy Santiago Baca
Play Count: 285
I Woke Before Her by Atticus
SFW, poetry, Atticus, atticuspoetry on tumblr
Play Count: 310
"If you want it, you're going to have to use your words" Short Improv
NSFW, short improv, beg for me
Play Count: 362
"I'm Gonna Show You What Happens To A Little Tease" Short Improv
NSFW, short improv, based on the prompt 'I'm gonna show you what happens to a little tease when I get home" coupled with an image of a guy driving while fingering a lady in his passenger seat
Play Count: 358
You're My Toy Now Short Improv
NSFW, improv, short, fucktoy
Play Count: 404
"If I was to venture down there..." Short Improv
NSFW, improv, short, starting with a prompt of "If I was to venture down there, would I find you wet little girl?"
Play Count: 389
NSFW Unpacking Motivation
NSFW, unpacking motivation that gets a bit kinky
Play Count: 445
SFW Unpacking Motivation
SFW, kinda sweet? attempted motivation rec
Play Count: 368
A Timeline Of Slang Terms For The Vagina
Not Really SFW, but not especially sexy either, a friend posted a link to this timeline (linked below) of slang terms for vaginas, and well.... I thought it would be a good idea to read the thing. I wish I could do the baller thing and say that I regret nothing, but after talking for that long, yeah... I am somewhat of the opinion that this was a bit of a mistake... Still, may do the penis equivalent one at some point. :) http://timeglider.com/timeline/07f47d6b843da763
Play Count: 352
I'll Bring You Coffee In Bed by Tyler Knott Gregson
SFW, Poetry, Tyler Knott Gregson
Play Count: 288
Sonnet XI by Pablo Neruda
SFW, poetry, Pablo Neruda
Play Count: 395
Depression Comfort Improv
SFW, comfort, hug noises, for depressed anon
Play Count: 491
Beneath My Hands by Leonard Cohen
SFW (ish), poetry (yes, it is poetry rather than lyrics), Leonard Cohen
Play Count: 297
Mmm Plums....
NSFW, improv, my mind can take some feedback to interesting places....
Play Count: 583
You Are My Sunshine by Jimmie Davis and Charles Mitchell
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, kinda tired, slightly gravelly voice
Play Count: 316
This Is Just To Say by William Carlos Williams
SFW, poetry, William Carlos Williams, Google tells me this is a meme... News to me darlin'
Play Count: 281
Last Words Of 30 Famous Authors
SFW, the last words of 30 famous authors, requested by a friend, text found on tumblr, and can be seen here: https://helions-cave.tumblr.com/post/173515450251/the-last-words-of-famous-writers
Play Count: 363
So... This Is Fun...
NSFW, bit of improv, some of the recurring 'what do you want?' motif, Mostly done to test out how audios made using my new software sound
Play Count: 371
Oh, "Comforting" Is It?
NSFW, improv, teasing, fairly short
Play Count: 408
Moonlight Shadow by Mike Oldfield Blooper (attempted ham)
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Mike Oldfield, ok, so as I considered the text for the last of the three proper ones, I suddenly thought it might be a good idea to have one where I *was* overegging it, where I went ahead and chewed the scenery with it.... Yeah, I couldn't stop myself from laughing and gave up.
Play Count: 273
Moonlight Shadow by Mike Oldfield (emotive voice version)
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Mike Oldfield, this version I was doing a bit straighter, higher range, emoting without (hopefully) overgging it.
Play Count: 422
Moonlight Shadow by Mike Oldfield (mild villain voice version)
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Mike Oldfield, this version uses a mid-range voice that kinda came out slightly amused at the tragedy
Play Count: 347
Moonlight Shadow by Mike Oldfield (London voice version)
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Mike Oldfield, this version uses my rougher london voice
Play Count: 353
The Shipping Forecast 28/04/2018
SFW, The Shipping Forecast, relaxing
Play Count: 304
Quote from Madonna In A Fur Coat by Sabahattin Ali
SFW, literary quote, Sabahattin Ali "How could I long so for someone whose existence I'd only just become aware of? But wasn't it always like this? Some things we never know we need until we find them. And now, when I looked back on my life, it seemed empty and idle, if only because she'd not been in it. All my life, I'd shied away from human company, never sharing my thoughts with a soul. How pointless this seemed now, and how absurd! I'd thought that it was life itself that had ground me down -- that my sadness stemmed from spiritual malaise. After spending two hours with a book, and finding it more pleasurable than two years of real life, I'd remember again that life had no meaning, and sink back into despair."
Play Count: 355
Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night by Dylan Thomas
SFW, poetry, Dylan Thomas
Play Count: 304
A Straight Forward Fap
NSFW, just fapping, man sounds, some talking, watching porn
Play Count: 611
Sonnet VIII - If Your Eyes Were Not The Color Of The Moon by Pablo Neruda
SFW, poetry, Pablo Neruda
Play Count: 304
Sonnet XIII - The Light That Rises From Your Feet To Your Hair by Pablo Neruda
SFW, poetry, Pablo Neruda
Play Count: 275
Tell Me, Is The Rose Naked? by Pablo Neruda
SFW, poetry, Pablo Neruda
Play Count: 272
Ode To Hope by Pablo Neruda
SFW, poetry, Pablo Neruda
Play Count: 424
It'll Be Ok, I Promise
SFW, hug noises, soothing, comfort, improv
Play Count: 405
The Language by Robert Creely
SFW, poetry, Robert Creely, morning voice.
Play Count: 348
An Arundel Tomb by Philip Larkin
SFW, poetry, Philip Larkin
Play Count: 292
Never Give All The Heart by William Butler Yeats
SFW, poetry, William Butler Yeats
Play Count: 367
An Eastern Ballad by Allen Ginsberg
SFW, poetry, Allen Ginsberg
Play Count: 306
Nothing But Death by Pablo Neruda
SFW, poetry, Pablo Neruda
Play Count: 311
In Silence... by Amitav Radiance
SFW, poetry, Amitav Radiance on HelloPoetry
Play Count: 348
Coleus Sanctus by Powerwolf
NSFW (not sexy though), lyrics-as-poetry, Powerwolf, Minniva on youtube did a cover version of it (which was glorious) but when I looked up the lyrics I just could not stop laughing.
Play Count: 342
the construction site of our future by Rupi Kaur
SFW, poetry, Rupi Kaur
Play Count: 322
community by Rupi Kaur
SFW, poetry, Rupi Kaur
Play Count: 404
the day i leave by Rupi Kaur
SFW, poetry, Rupi Kaur
Play Count: 391
Penis Questions Ramble
NSFW, talking about my dick, using the following set of questions as a rough guide: "...length and girth? which way does it curve? does it curve? cut or uncut? any piercings? much precum? volume of ejaculation? most sensitive part? what's it taste like? i mean, the semen? you eat lots of fruits, right? can you helicopter? is it really veiny? darker than your body? does your glans flare out? where does it taper? got more than one? what's his name? are you a show-er or grow-er?" Oh, and seriously, why do some guys name their penises?
Play Count: 642
Hugs And Cuddles For Lonely Anon
SFW, hugs, hugmonster noises, comfort
Play Count: 473
Shore Leave by Tom Waits
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Tom Waits, altered two words to fit the london accent (cricket for baseball, London for Illinois)
Play Count: 362
What To Do With A Needy Slut Part 1
NSFW, scolding the listener for interrupting, ends with a coin toss leading to either part 2a or 2b, script by me, script here: https://pastebin.com/dg990BM8 (lines 4-65)
Play Count: 595
What To Do With A Needy Slut Part 2a: Tails
NSFW, the tails ending, man noises and dirty talk, script by me, quite a bit of improv in here as well, script here: https://pastebin.com/dg990BM8 (lines 68-102)
Play Count: 414
What To Do With A Needy Slut Part 2b: Heads
NSFW, the heads ending, man noises and dirty talk, script by me, quite a bit of improv in here as well, script here: https://pastebin.com/dg990BM8 (lines 105-139)
Play Count: 396
Quote Variations: "I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night."
SFW, variations on the quote "I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night."
Play Count: 287
"We Don't Read And Write Poetry" Quote from Dead Poets' Society
SFW, longer quote, from the film Dead Poets' Society, the original was Robin Williams at his finest
Play Count: 300
Instructions On Not Giving Up by Ada Limón
SFW, poetry, Ada Limón
Play Count: 299
Song Of Myself by Tuomas Holopainen
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Tuomas Holopainen, Nightwish
Play Count: 306
The Greatest Show On Earth by Tuomas Holopainen
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Tuomas Holopainen, with some passages by Richard Dawkins and Charles Darwin, Nightwish
Play Count: 314
A Lifetime Of Adventure by Tuomas Holopainen
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Tuomas Holopainen
Play Count: 290
Alpenglow by Tuomas Holopainen
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Tuomas Holopainen, Nightwish
Play Count: 411
Sierra Madre Radio Broadcast - The Grand Opening
SFW, Fallout New Vegas: Dead Money, the first radio message, see the third of this trilogy of recordings (this one and the two immediately below it) for the whys and wherefores of me recording these
Play Count: 399
Dead Money Ending - Performed by Helion
SFW, Fallout New Vegas: Dead Money, reading the transcript of the ending
Play Count: 317
Sierra Madre Radio Broadcast - Final Message
SFW, Fallout New Vegas: Dead Money, the final radio message, I recorded a version of this in 2016 (it's still up on my chirbit at time of posting) but I love it and I have a much better mic (and much more practiced voice now) so thought I'd re-record it and for that matter, do the other two above this as well.
Play Count: 345
Undone by by Nick Urata and DeVotchKa
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, DeVotchKa
Play Count: 291
The Shipping Forecast 04/02/2018
SFW, the shipping forecast, Radio 4 voice, mostly for the purpose of demonstrating just what the hell the shipping forecast is
Play Count: 350
The Mermaid by Michael Faudet
SFW, poetry, Michael Faudet
Play Count: 389
Zen Error Messages
SFW, found these little things in FSA, computer humour, maybe poetry? Or koans?
Play Count: 332
A Mildly Apologetic Fap Recording
NSFW, fapping, not that long
Play Count: 420
"You're Stronger Than Me?" Quote Variations
SFW, multiple variations on the line "You're stronger than me? Why don't ya quit talkin' shit and come at me ya big tub o' lard?!"
Play Count: 337
Bump In The Morning
Kinda NSFW, short improv to bump the thread with
Play Count: 388
Improv Relaxation Guide For Tired Anon
SFW, relaxation,
Play Count: 310
Helion Reads From The Dictionary
SFWish, reading from the dictionary
Play Count: 371
Does That Solve Your Problem My Dear?
NSFW, cunnilingus, narrative script, polished script, new mic, and an extra two years of MSA experience between this and the original recording. Script here: https://pastebin.com/YzDhK0Kd Original rec here:https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Does-That-Fix-Your-Problem-My-Dear
Play Count: 401
Ramble on The Minister For Loneliness
SFW, ramble, really very short by the standards of my rambles.
Play Count: 285
Wind Song by Ernestine Northover
SFW, poetry, Ernestine Northover
Play Count: 321
Sexual Water by Pablo Neruda
SFW (just), poetry, Pablo Neruda
Play Count: 345
Pomegranate by Emma on HelloPoetry
SFW, poetry, romantic, by Emma of Durham NC, found at https://hellopoetry.com/poem/257685/pomegranate/
Play Count: 388
When I've Conquered You by the-romantic-dominant
NSFW, dom, bragging of multiple orgasms, found on the-romantic-dominant
Play Count: 387
What Shall We Do With You Today? Improv
NSFW, improv, becasue I said I'd try and record something.
Play Count: 346
Porn Commentary with Helion
NSFW, fapping, watching porn, https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph595dbffe08617
Play Count: 726
Happy New Year 2017/18
SFW, well wishes for the new year, a quote from Neil Gaiman, and hopes that the new year will be better than the last.
Play Count: 384
The World Spins Madly On by Deb Talan and Steve Tannen
SFW, Lyrics-as-poetry, feels, Deb Talan and Steve Tannen, The Weepies
Play Count: 296
Muscle Bragging Improv (gender neutral)
NSFW, improv, I tried to get this version to be gender neutral.
Play Count: 614
Muscle Bragging Improv
NSFW, muscle bragging, some mention of breathplay
Play Count: 498
Page 9 Bump Improv
SFW-ish (no active sexiness, but references), imrpov, a little random, what the hell are you doing on page nine thread?
Play Count: 438
Further Mic Testing Ramble
SFW, further messing around with my new mic, rambling with some odd bits of improv, lots of variated voices.
Play Count: 368
'Villains' Jaguar Commercial - New Mic Variations Blooper Reel
SFW, the cock ups to go with the previous audio :P
Play Count: 322
'Villains' Jaguar Commercial - New Mic Variations
SFW, multiple riffs on the Villains commercial using my new mic, script found in this bin: https://pastebin.com/NK6wVefG
Play Count: 332
Petals And Promises by Erin Hanson
SFW, poetry, Erin Hanson, new mic!
Play Count: 276
Christmas Dreams by Paul O'Neill
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Paul O'Niell, Trans-Siberian Orchestra
Play Count: 313
The Lost Christmas Eve by Paul O'Neill
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Paul O'Neill
Play Count: 279
T'was The Night Before Christmas by Clement Clarke Moore
SFW, poetry, christmas
Play Count: 378
Mutual Crushes At A Party Improv
SFW-ish (some allusions to sex), romantic, stars, crushes, sweet, improv
Play Count: 381
Inverse Logic Quote from 'The Road To Character' by David Brooks
SFW, quote, David Brooks
Play Count: 329
The Things I Would Do To You 16/12/2017
NSFW, semi-scripted, perhaps not what anyone would be expecting, true and accurate as of this morning, 16th December 2017
Play Count: 720
When You Start To Feel Like Things Should Have Been Better This Year by Morgan Harper Nichols
SFW, poem/quote, comfort, encouragement, Morgan Harper Nichols, fucking hell but this hit me hard when I first read it.
Play Count: 299
It Takes A Lot To Know by brodydangeldorpher
SFW, poetry, found on just2haveatasteofu.tumblr.com , credited to brodydangeldorpher.tumblr.com
Play Count: 291
I Used To Be An Adventurer, But Then I Took An Arrow In The Knee...
SFW, sort of, lots of swearing and different voices.
Play Count: 349
The Book Of Longing by Leonard Cohen
SFW, poetry, Leonard Cohen
Play Count: 315
Semi Sacred Geometry by Raphael Colantonio and Matt Piersall
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Raphael Colantonio and Matt Piersall, Prey (2017)
Play Count: 312
Helion's Response to the question 'If The World Was Ending, What Would Your Last Message Be?'
SFW, Ok, so I did the previous audio, and then thought 'I didn't quite agree with that, so what would my message be?', here is the result.
Play Count: 392
Mohsin Hamid's Response to the question 'If The World Was Ending, What Would Your Last Message Be?'
SFW, deep, end of the world, Mohsin Hamid
Play Count: 332
Nipple Clamps And Blindfolds And Other 'Appealing' Things...
NSFW, SI, guided masturbation for ladies, long (~34 minutes), you'll need a dildo vibe (a simple dildo will do), nipple clamps and a blindfold, script by me, can be found here: https://pastebin.com/6tJEmCGD
Play Count: 868
Anal Whore Improv: Part 2 - Prove it
NSFW, mild degradation, improv, go on, prove how much of an anal whore you are...
Play Count: 386
Anal Whore Improv
NSFW, mild degradation, anal, buttplug
Play Count: 512
Wild And Precious Life by Mary Oliver
SFW, poetry, Mary Oliver (London voice)
Play Count: 297
February by Boris Pasternak
SFW, poetry, Boris Pasternak (London voice)
Play Count: 366
Regret by Erin Hanson (London Voice)
SFW, Erin Hanson, underground poetry, london voice.
Play Count: 330
Regret by Erin Hanson
SFW, poetry, Erin Hanson, undergroundpoetry, normal voice
Play Count: 457
Reading of BBC News Article 42032629
SFWish, BBC news article, read in my best radio 4 voice, article here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/42032629
Play Count: 403
Sonnet IX - Where The Waves Shatter by Pablo Neruda
SFW, poetry, romance, Pablo Neruda
Play Count: 298
Still Another Day: XVII/Men by Pablo Neruda
SFW, poetry, Pablo Neruda
Play Count: 304
Lost Boys And Golden Girls by Jim Steinman
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Jim Steinman, Meat Loaf
Play Count: 329
My New Belt Improv
NSFW, short, improv, I was slipping my new belt around my waist and the thought of it's potential kinky utility flitted across my mind....
Play Count: 534
the reason why I write by j.d.m.
SFW, poetry, feels, short, j.d.m., poetryandthesea.tumblr.com
Play Count: 367
Burning Rope by Tony Banks
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Tony Banks, Genesis
Play Count: 350
Quick Reassurance For Threadanon With Night Terrors
SFW, comfort, reassurance, prompt line: 'shhh, its alright. You're okay I'm here. It was just a dream, okay? its not real. You're safe'
Play Count: 513
Gaming Ramble - XCOM2: War Of The Chosen
SFW, gaming, ramble, XCOM2:War Of The Chosen, long, holy fuck but this is stupidly long.
Play Count: 352
The Last Hero by George William Russell
SFW, poetry, George William Russell, A.E., Remembrance Day
Play Count: 361
For The Fallen by Laurence Binyon
SFW, poetry, Laurence Binyon, Remembrance Day
Play Count: 368
Crisp Autumn Morning by Seema Chowdhury
SFW, poetry, Seema Chowdhury
Play Count: 318
The Autumn Morning by C.S. Lewis
SFW, poetry, C.S. Lewis
Play Count: 350
H2G2 Quote - Variations
SFW, Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, Douglas Adams, variations, quote as follows: "He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it."
Play Count: 345
All Hallows by Louise Glück
SFW, poetry, Louise Glück
Play Count: 322
Field Of Skulls by Mary Karr
SFW, poetry, Mary Karr
Play Count: 392
Halloween Questions Ramble
SFW, question ramble, Questions as follows: 1. What's your favorite kind of Halloween candy? 2. Do you have a favorite Halloween memory? 3. Will you be passing out candy to trick or treaters this year? 4. Vampires or werewolves? 5. Did you/will you carve a pumpkin this year? 6. Candy corn: love it or hate it? 7. Are you going to be dressing up? if so, what as? 8. If time and money were no object, who/what would you be for Halloween? 9. Zombies or skeletons? 10. How do you feel about scary movies? Do you have a favorite? 11. Say this three times fast: If two witches watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch? 12. Do you prefer tricks or treats? 13. What is your favorite kind of monster? 14. If you could create any spell for the real world, what would it be? 15. Are black cats bad luck? How superstitious are you? 16. Are you afraid of the dark?
Play Count: 563
Quote from The Exorcist by William Peter Blatty - Variations
SFW, horror quote, lots of variations, quote is: “From the cab stepped a tall old man. Black raincoat and hat and a battered valise. He paid the driver, then turned and stood motionless, staring at the house. The cab pulled away and rounded the corner of Thirty-sixty Street. Kinderman quickly pulled out to follow. As he turned the corner, he noticed that the tall old man hadn't moved but was standing under the streetlight glow, in mist, like a melancholy traveler frozen in time.“
Play Count: 333
Ghost Host Quote - 5 Variations
SFW, ghosts, Apparently this comes from Disneyland?, I literally just started recording and went through these evolutions, the quote is as follows: 'When hinges creak in doorless chambers, and strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls; Whenever candleights flicker where the air is deathly still - that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their terror with ghoulish delight!'
Play Count: 325
'Beast' Quote from The Lord Of The Flies by William Golding
SFW, short, monster voice, William Golding, quote as follows: '"Fancy thinking the Beast was something you could hunt and kill!" said the head. For a moment or two the forest and all the other dimly lit appreciated places echoed with the parody of laughter. "You knew, didn't you? I'm a part of you? Close, close, close! I'm the reason why it's no go? Why thing are what they are?'
Play Count: 378
Gaeta's Lament by Bear McCreary
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Battlestar Galactica, Bear McCreary
Play Count: 397
Ten Little Soldiers by Agatha Christie
SFW, poetry, spooky/psychotic voice, some cackling, Agatha Christie
Play Count: 330
Quick Improv for Super-Tired Threadanon
SFW, comfort/sweet, hugs, aimed at someone who's been awake for since yesterday morning.
Play Count: 383
3 Variations - Suffering And Desire Quote
SFW, 3 vocal variations, quote as follows: 'The Buddha said that suffering was caused by desire, and that the cessation of desire meant the cessation of suffering. When you stopped wishing things wouldn't fall apart, you'd stop suffering when they did.'
Play Count: 377
Work Sucks - Wouldn't You Rather Be Somewhere Else?
NSFW, mild teasing, sympathising with the listener's service job woes, dom, doggy style fucking, script by me, can be found here: https://pastebin.com/gXduMebr
Play Count: 447
'Hey, it's gonna be okay!' - Short Comfort Audio
SFW, comfort, hugs, short, slight variation on the requested line: 'Hey, it's gonna be okay! Shhh, come on now, you know it kills me to see you like this...Come here, let me hold you and rub your head. You're safe here, nothing can harm you...'
Play Count: 397
Autumn Questions Ramble 15/10/2017
SFW, Ramble, questionsas follows: 1. How do you feel about Pumpkin Spice everything? Love it or hate it? 2. Is the fall weather something to celebrate, or are you mourning the loss of summer? 3. Do the trees change colors in the fall where you live? Have they started to turn yet? 4. Do you typically celebrate Halloween? 5. What is your opinion on roasted pumpkin seeds? 6. Have you tried any fall-themed beers or drinks so far this year? What did you think of them? 7. Fall brings shorter days and longer nights- do you like the dark? Do you miss the sun? 8. Do you believe in ghosts? 9. Have you ever been to a pumpkin patch or a haunted hay ride? 10. Fall means it’s time for hot drinks. Are you a coffee person or a tea person? 11. It’s also the beginning of cold and flu season- will you be getting a flu shot this year? 12. Snuggling up with someone on the couch is one of the best ways to spend a rainy afternoon. What’s your go-to date movie?
Play Count: 349
A Poison Tree by William Blake
SFW, Poetry, William Blake
Play Count: 384
100-1 - A Variation
NSFW, fapping, quite long (~27 minutes)
Play Count: 493
What Is It That You Want? - A Short Semi-Improv
NSFW, because I keep coming back to this sort of script as a concept, some rough suggestions some not so rough, short
Play Count: 688
Parable Of Flight by Louise Glück
SFW, kinda sad, poetry, Louise Glück
Play Count: 367
'But I Have Seen The Best Of You' Quote (3 Takes)
SFW, romantic, 3 takes of the same quote in order they were recorded because I could not decide on one take that felt absolutely correct (I'll upload all three takes as individuals to my clyp as well)
Play Count: 402
The One-Year-Old Lemon Tree by W. S. Di Piero
SFW, poetry, W. S. Di Piero
Play Count: 362
Drawings And Poems by Dosia for Marysia
SFW, feels, poetry, also a minor ramble for the context, found in the holocaust exhibition at the Imperial War Museum in London
Play Count: 370
A Sexy Dream - A Ramble
NSFW, talking about a sexy dream, short by the standards of my rambles (~11 minutes)
Play Count: 500
Improv SI - You're Horny, He's Physically Completely Exhausted (Fixed)
NSFW, SI, you'll need a dildo vibe (just a dildo might work as well), BFE, sweetness, laughter, tired boyfriend, long (around 40 minutes)
Play Count: 508
Girl Comes Home To Her Hugmonster Laying On The Sofa - Improv
SFW, BFE, sweet, snuggles, hugmonster, improv
Play Count: 450
Bless The Child by Tuomas Holopainen
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Tuomas Holopainen
Play Count: 377
Sleeping Sun by Tuomas Holopainen
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Tuomas Holopainen
Play Count: 402
Dead Boy's Poem by Tuomas Holopainen
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Tuomas Holopainen
Play Count: 341
Wanderlust by Tuomas Holopainen
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Tuomas Holopainen
Play Count: 438
Know Why The Nightingale Sings by Tuomas Holopainen
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Tuomas Holopainen
Play Count: 389
Sweet Darkness by David Whyte
SFW, poetry, David Whyte
Play Count: 579
Something Very Silly... Oh and Sonnet 29 by Shakespeare
SFW, Sonnet 29 is in there... but so is a lot of silliness
Play Count: 344
Indecent Exposure Part 3: American Made by Robin
NSFW, victorian/edwardian period piece, still the poshest accent I can muster, script by Robin, found here (line 56-83 at time of upload): https://pastebin.com/PBcA17yp
Play Count: 590
Indecent Exposure Part 2: Carriage Ride by Robin
NSFW, victorian/edwardian period piece, sex in a carriage, script by Robin, found here (lines 20-53 at time of upload): https://pastebin.com/PBcA17yp
Play Count: 539
Indecent Exposure Part 1 by Robin
NSFW ish, victorian/edwardian period piece, the poshest accent I could muster, script by Robin, found here (lines 1-18 at time of upload): https://pastebin.com/PBcA17yp
Play Count: 800
All The Clowns by Tobias Sammet
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, clowns, Tobias Sammet of Edguy
Play Count: 432
The Clock Ticks On by Blackmore's Night
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, passage of time, aging, Blackmore's Night
Play Count: 378
We Spoke by Michael Faudet
SFW, romantic, by Michael Faudet
Play Count: 444
Come Friendly Bombs And Fall On Slough by John Betjeman
SFW, a bit silly, very british, John Betjeman
Play Count: 354
What Is A Blindfold? by GeorgiaBlue
NSFW, blindfolds, sensation play, script by GeorgiaBlue, found here: https://pastebin.com/13EZETBG
Play Count: 540
I Shall Write You A Poem (I Have Decided) by TiaraKrown
SFW, Poetry, written by TiaraKrown, text found here: https://pastebin.com/1HyDUmZt
Play Count: 360
Just A Fap Audio
NSFW, fapping, some chatting
Play Count: 706
The Shadow Man by J R R Tolkein
SFW, Poetry, J R R Tolkein
Play Count: 368
Slow Ride by S.J. Cavenaugh
NSFW, short, found on sjcavenaugh.tumblr.com
Play Count: 469
The Plug by S.J. Cavenaugh
NSFW, 'bowling ball grip', short, found on sjcavenaugh.tumblr.com
Play Count: 515
Fleeting by J.L.
SFW, poetry, feels, by J.L., connotativewords.tumblr.com
Play Count: 426
You're Doing Just Fine by J.L.
SFW, poetry?, comfort, by J.L., connotativewords.tumblr.com
Play Count: 461
no nightmare could ever compare to the cruelty of waking up to an empty reality by j.d.m.
SFW, poetry, feels, j.d.m., poetryandthesea.tumblr.com , I'm not quite sure what's up with the title
Play Count: 384
you're under my skin by j.d.m.
SFW, poetry, j.d.m., poetryandthesea.tumblr.com
Play Count: 375
you by j.d.m.
SFW, poetry, love and light, j.d.m., poetryandthesea.tumblr.com
Play Count: 411
If by E. E. Cummings
SFW, poetry, E.E. Cummings
Play Count: 401
Landscape Portrait by TiaraKrown
SFW, poetry, relationships, by TiaraKrown, found here: https://pastebin.com/RQtgTMy8
Play Count: 477
What Shall We Have You Do Today?
NSFW, masturbation instructions, script by me, pillow humping, possible spanking, script found here: https://pastebin.com/hDp2EH5A
Play Count: 768
Notty Problem by TiaraKrown
SFW, poetry, short, by TiaraKrown, found here: https://pastebin.com/DuJTudzS
Play Count: 471
I Know A Lot About Love Quote by Neil Gaiman
SFW, quote, fun with reverb, love, by Neil Gaiman (I assume... the thread request just said it was Gaiman and he's only one I can think of who write stuff that would include a character named Stardust)
Play Count: 365
How To Defeat The Depression Monster Improv
SFW, short improv, comfort, hugmonster sounds, might actually turn this into a script at some point.
Play Count: 460
How Would I Take You?
NSFW, script written in response to an improv prompt, found here: https://pastebin.com/Yhtyw6HZ
Play Count: 633
For A Lazy Slut Not Doing Her Chores
NSFW, quickly rattled off script in response to an improv request, something of a reprimand
Play Count: 581
Short Improv From Prompt (I don't really have a type)
NSFW, improv, worn out voice trying to sound sexy anyways, full prompt was 'I don't really have a type, per-se. Sexually, I just go with whatever makes me feel good. And right now you fit the bill. Let me tell you why.'
Play Count: 374
Age Of Wonders - Keeper playthrough with Helion
SFW, not quite a letsplay, more just me offering thoughts and reading the journal entries as I went along, hence recording quality/volume/voice used can and does vary throughout.
Play Count: 458
The Reluctant Dragon by Kenneth Grahame
SFW, storytime, Kenneth Grahame, reading of a kids' story complete with what are no doubt, very, very silly voices, found here: https://readmeastoryink.com/stories/the_reluctant_dragon.pdf
Play Count: 480
Something About Your Breasts by TiaraKrown
NSFW-ish, script by TiaraKrown, found here: https://pastebin.com/GZp937qJ
Play Count: 485
Net Idol by Robin
SFW-ish, Script by Robin, Script found here: https://pastebin.com/R71dfXXP
Play Count: 437
Roses Wear Blindfolds by Michael Faudet
NSFW-ish, poetry, short, Michael Faudet
Play Count: 342
Loneliness by Katherine Mansfield
SFW, poetry, loneliness, Katherine Mansfield
Play Count: 429
Solitude by Ella Wheeler Wilcox
SFW, poetry, loneliness, Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Play Count: 378
Allow Me To Dream by Jeff Mynatt
SFW, Poetry, Jeff Mynatt
Play Count: 475
Our Brothers by Justin Montana Williams
SFW, Poetry, Justin Montana Williams
Play Count: 424
Improvised NSFW Fitness Tracker 'Science Experiment'
NSFW, teasing, arousal stoking, not really an SI though some instructions are given, some science fetish
Play Count: 434
The Waste Land Part V - What the Thunder said by T. S. Eliot
SFW, Poetry, T.S. Eliot, man but this one goes some places...
Play Count: 382
Improvised NSFW Teasing For An 'Innocent' Friend
NSFW, improv, thread request, some mentions of the listener being cute and blonde, friend (perhaps with benefits)
Play Count: 394
It's The Way by Clementine Von Radics
SFW, poetry, Clementine Von Radics
Play Count: 365
Erosion by Jamie Oliviera
SFW, london voice, feels, poetry, Jamie Oliviera, found here: https://builtupchaos.wordpress.com/2015/04/13/erosion/
Play Count: 445
Improvised SI For A Femanon With Hitachi And Plug
NSFW, masturbation instruction, improvised, kinda specific to the requester, but if you've got a butt plug and a Hitachi Magic wand, then you're welcome to follow along as well.
Play Count: 1568
Indecent Exposure Part 1 by Robin (rough take)
NSFWish, period piece, attempting the finest homecounties/RP accent I can manage though I'll grant, I'm not trying that hard, since I just rattled this off without any warm up script by Robin, found here: https://pastebin.com/PBcA17yp
Play Count: 410
Kitty by Left MouseButton
NSFW, pet play, sweettalking, script by LeftMouseButton, found here: https://pastebin.com/Pjy7zGYK
Play Count: 520
I Own you by IceAndFire (re-recorded 29/06/2017
NSFW, SI, masturbation instructions, Dom, Script by IceAndFire, found here: https://pastebin.com/GbiT5EkW
Play Count: 443
Love by Pablo Neruda
SFW, feels, poetry, Pablo Neruda
Play Count: 463
Winnie The Pooh's Anal Sex Faces Captions
NSFW, reading of the captions from the '32 Faces You'll Recognize If You've Ever Had Anal Sex With A Penis' article on buzzfeed
Play Count: 416
Music Ramble 16062017 (playlist building)
Ramble, in response to a request for music rambles 'In the meantime, could we have some music rambles? This isn't the one I intended to ask for right now, but I'd like to hear about what you've been listening to, what playlists you have if you have them, anything related that you'd like to talk about.'
Play Count: 393
Tyger Tyger by William Blake
SFW, poetry, William Blake
Play Count: 431
Morning Monologue by ScriptsByFemanon
SFW, BFE, wakeup sweet talk, Script by ScriptsByFemanon, edits by me, original found here: https://pastebin.com/uJx25XRn
Play Count: 417
Subway Wind by Claude McKay
SFW, poetry, Claude McKay
Play Count: 396
Wind On The Hill by A.A. Milne
SFW, poetry, A.A. Milne
Play Count: 425
Brick By Brick by Unknown (3 on a run)
SFW, poetry, 3 variations in one audio, possibly by FM? found here: https://pastebin.com/RT41sueR
Play Count: 351
A Breath Of Your Air by Unknown (2 on a run)
SFW, poetry, 2 variations in one audio, possibly written by FM? found here: https://pastebin.com/cRbXP1Yr
Play Count: 409
Quiet The Noise by GeorgiaBlue
NSFWish, bondage, erotic poetry?, script by GeorgiaBlue, found here: https://pastebin.com/jkb1aKUd
Play Count: 439
Democracy by Langston Hughes
SFW, poetry, Langston Hughes
Play Count: 485
Club Sex from the Breakfast In Bed bin (Lines 14-24)
NSFW, rough, publicish, taken from the Breakfast In Bed bin (lines 14-24) found here: https://pastebin.com/Ch4bLWs1
Play Count: 487
So, You Want To Have Sex Under The Stars Do You?
NSFW, fantasy stoking, BFE, sex under the stars, mostly scripted with some minor improvs thrown in, script here: https://pastebin.com/zUYdxFt1
Play Count: 506
What Did You Do Today? by Trista Mateer (panned)
SFW, poetry, Trista Mateer, thieving Quartz and Albro's idea, if only for the experience of learning how to pan audio in audacity
Play Count: 395
What Did You Do Today? by Trista Mateer
SFW, Poetry, Trista Mateer
Play Count: 356
Vocal Warm-ups thing
SFW, someone asked me at my email what my vocal warmups were, and so I decided to record the process
Play Count: 476
Anthem by Kamelot
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, credited to Kamelot because they didn't break down songwriting credits on that album, mild intoxication
Play Count: 410
Wasps' Nest by Michael Schmidt
SFW, poetry, Michael Schmidt
Play Count: 403
Something Good by Richard Rodgers
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, from The Sound Of Music, written by Richard Rodgers
Play Count: 385
Don't Go Far Off by Pablo Neruda Take 2
SFW, this one might be more polished but have less raw emotion in it, poetry, Pablo Neruda
Play Count: 356
Don't Go Far Off by Pablo Neruda Take 1
SFW, this might be rawer but less polished, poetry, Pablo Neruda
Play Count: 361
Your Laughter by Pablo Neruda
SFW, poetry, Pablo Neruda
Play Count: 375
She Loved It When He Made Her Perform For Him by art-of-domination.tumblr.com
NSFW, voyeurism, touch of petplay, female masturbation, by art-of-domination.tumblr.com
Play Count: 422
Fruit by Sannosuke Iwai
SFW, short, prose by Sannosuke Iwai
Play Count: 406
You Did Not Ask (A Counterpoint) by GeorgiaBlue
NSFWish, subbish, romantic, text by GeorgiaBlue, found here: https://pastebin.com/x7eehXKh
Play Count: 408
Missed You from the Breakfast In Bed bin (lines 256-264)
NSFW, reunion sex script found here: https://pastebin.com/Ch4bLWs1 (lines 256-264)
Play Count: 392
Island from the Breakfast In Bed bin (lines 239-248)
SFW, romantic, script found here: https://pastebin.com/Ch4bLWs1 (Lines 239 -248)
Play Count: 366
Questions Ramble 18052017 (The T.S. Eliot 'The Wasteland' Questions)
SFWish (same as all my other questions rambles), apologies for my tired voice in this, questions found here: https://pastebin.com/Vq4WBht5 1. “April is the cruellest month”- What is your least favorite part of the year? 2. “In the mountains, there you feel free.”- Do you prefer the mountains or the beach? 3. “I read, much of the night”- What was the last book you read? Was it good? 4. “Your shadow at morning striding behind you; Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you”- Are you a morning person or a night owl? Does this ever cause problems for you? 5. “I will show you something different”- What is something unique about yourself? This can be physical, a personality trait, whatever. 6. “I will show you fear in a handful of dust”- What are you afraid of? 7. “They called me the hyacinth girl”- Do you have a favorite flower? Do you think they’re cheesy or romantic? 8. “Tell her I bring the horoscope myself”- Do you ever check your horoscope? Bonus: google one and read it to us 9. “Oh keep the Dog far hence”- Are you a dog person, a cat person, or a heathen with no pets? 10. “Hypocrite lecteur”- If you could ask one question to all of your listeners, what would it be?
Play Count: 397
How To Pronounce 'Helion'
SFW, because this question keeps on coming up....
Play Count: 463
Thread Alterations Response
SFW, ramble, responding to a couple of ideas about how to change the thread
Play Count: 428
Questions Ramble 18052017
NSFWish (not actively sexy, but sexy topics are touched on) questions from the thread last month, finally got around to them, found here: https://pastebin.com/KNAyJBYy 1. Are you a morning person? Do you prefer to get up and start the day early, or stay in bed and wake up slowly? 2. Talk about your pets if you have or would like any. 3. Do you have a daily commute? How long is it? How do you pass the time? 4. Do you have any hobbies that you make it a point to regularly devote time to, outside MSA? They could be creative, health-related, social, or anything else. 5. Do you have any vices? Bad habits? Or have you overcome any? 6. During what time of day do you get your best work done? 7. Do you prefer sweet or salty treats? 8. Tell us about some of your guilty pleasures, sexual or otherwise. 9. Tell us about the types of lingerie you like to see on a partner. Or do you just prefer the one they'll take off as quickly as possible? 10. If you did the NSFW questions for new guys but skipped the one about your favorite fantasies: tell us about them now. Or if you have new favorites, tell us about those. 11. How often do you record yourself for the thread when you come? Do you keep a certain ratio of "private" to "public" orgasms? 12. Do you like sleepy sex, either from experience or as something you'd like to try? If yes, do you prefer it in the morning or before bed?
Play Count: 465
A Good Pounding by LeftMouseButton
NSFW, dom, taunting, mild humiliation, denial, script by LeftMouseButton, found here: https://pastebin.com/iuEHFFdv
Play Count: 956
Agadez by Cedric Bixler-Zavala
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, text by Cedric Bixler-Zavala, some minor omissions to make it flow better spoken.
Play Count: 369
Askepios by Cedric Bixler-Zavala
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, text by Cedric Bixler-Zavala, some minor omissions to make it flow better spoken
Play Count: 390
The Demon Below Awakes (Take 2)
NSFW, erotic poetry, morning sex, by me.
Play Count: 469
The Demon Below Awakes (Take 1)
NSFW, erotic poetry, morning sex, by me.
Play Count: 471
I Did Not Ask For Your Submission
NSFW, sort of erotic poetry?, by me, written after when I'd woken up from a dream in which someone tried to cheer me up by offering to play and play hard
Play Count: 496
Every Day You Play by Pablo Neruda
SFW, poetry, Pablo Neruda
Play Count: 417
So God Made A Farmer by Paul Harvey
SFW, thread request, quote, found here: https://pastebin.com/rQM9nAcm
Play Count: 370
Hide And Seek by Ovri
NSFW, horror, hunting, creepy villain, script by Ovri, found here: https://pastebin.com/U4hWLKyn
Play Count: 469
The Kiss by Steven J. Cavenaugh
NSFW?, short, found on sjcavenaugh.tumblr.com
Play Count: 461
Lover, n. from the Shenanigans File (Lines 875-883)
SFW, feels, script found here: https://pastebin.com/21x8ZTqP (Lines 875-883)
Play Count: 362
Rip Off Your... from the Shenanigans File (Line 864)
SFW, dramatically romantic, intellectualist, poetic as fuck, script found here: https://pastebin.com/21x8ZTqP (Line 864)
Play Count: 375
Sometimes It Rains by GeorgiaBlue
NSFW, rain, sexytimes, feels, script by GeorgiaBlue, found here: https://pastebin.com/2jY6zM1W
Play Count: 486
Beautiful Lies by Lisa Unger
SFW, poetry, Lisa Unger
Play Count: 439
Stars Above
NSFW-ish, semi-erotic poetry, written by me.
Play Count: 407
An Unyielding Wind by unknown
NSFW, short, dom
Play Count: 388
Why Don't We Go?
SFW, run away, BFE?
Play Count: 421
Hey You... What's Up?
SFW, comfort, hugs, BFE?, script by me
Play Count: 506
I Skipped My Morning Cigarette by e.e.
SFW, poetry, e.e.
Play Count: 389
Mouthful Of Forevers by Clementine von Radics
SFW, Poetry, Clementine von Radics
Play Count: 372
'It Was About Midnight' variations
SFW, quote from the thread, I believe by a thread anon, lots of different variations and voices, also some rambling, text: "It was about midnight when a group of four came tumbling down in that ghost town. All tired, frustrated and lost. And despite all that, the ghost town was like an oasis to them. An utopia, if you please: a wounderfull city with total absence of civilization. Plus there's probably a few things worth taking. "
Play Count: 364
'It's Like In The Great Stories Mr Frodo' monologue from The Lord Of The Rings
SFW, quote, taken from The Lord Of The Rings by J R R Tolkein
Play Count: 405
Heaven Can Wait by Jim Steinman
SFW, lyrics as poetry, written by Jim Steinman, originally sun by Meat Loaf
Play Count: 460
She Wanted Him by N. R. Heart
SFW, poetry, N. R. Heart
Play Count: 396
Response to depressed anon
SFW, talking to a deeply depressed anon, hopefully making them feel a bit better.
Play Count: 522
Morning Rain by Du Fu
SFW, poetry, morning rain, Du Fu
Play Count: 492
There Will Come Soft Rains by Sara Teasdale
SFW, poetry, Sara Teasdale
Play Count: 399
April Rain Song by Langston Hughes
SFW, poetry, rain, Langston Hughes
Play Count: 338
Lewd Tying Script by Carrot
NSFW, villainous, gentle implied non-consent, tying up, script by Carrot, found here: https://pastebin.com/TVGiLMpC
Play Count: 566
Pleasure by Steven J. Cavenaugh
NSFW, short, found on sjcavenaugh.tumblr.com
Play Count: 395
A Wild Swan by Michael Cunningham
SFW, found this in a pastebin so I have no idea if it's the whole thing or just an excerpt, found here: https://pastebin.com/P2GBqrTM
Play Count: 383
Private Recording Questions Mini-ramble
SFW-ish (nothing explicitly lewd), not yet fully awake by any measure of the term, mini ramble in response to an anon posting 'Just curious - how many performers actually get contacted with private requests? Is it a pretty common thing? I've seen multiple people talk about it. Do you usually get a specific detailed request like in thread, or do you sort of contact and just see where it goes?' in thread.
Play Count: 395
I Know You by GeorgiaBlue
NSFWish, teasing the listener script by GeorgiaBlue, found here: https://pastebin.com/xBgCJS4q
Play Count: 482
Sunshine by Unknown
SFW, encouragement, comfort, script found here: https://pastebin.com/Ch4bLWs1 (lines 293-298)
Play Count: 458
Breakfast In Bed by Unknown
NSFW, wakeup oral sex, script found here: https://pastebin.com/Ch4bLWs1 (lines 1 - 12)
Play Count: 499
Sleepy 2 (Snugglefuck) by Unknown
NSFW, snugglefucking, script found here: https://pastebin.com/Ch4bLWs1 (lines 283 - 289), done late at night without warm up
Play Count: 555
Sleepy 1 (Wakeup Sex) by Unknown
NSFW, wakeup sex, script found here: https://pastebin.com/Ch4bLWs1 (lines 272 - 282), done with morning voice
Play Count: 506
Day Ramble 07042017
SFW, talking about yesterday, and my day thus far, also, a lot of talking about depression and how to respond to someone who is depressed as a result of watching the video from jadeanimation posted in thread.
Play Count: 465
Rising From The Ashes by Steven J. Cavenaugh
NSFW, short, found on sjcavenaugh.tumblr.com
Play Count: 1329
The Lioness by Steven J. Cavenaugh
NSFW, short, found on sjcavenaugh.tumblr.com
Play Count: 1438
The Shower by Steven J. Cavenaugh
NSFW, short, found on sjcavenaugh.tumblr.com
Play Count: 1331
Shredded by Steven J. Cavenaugh
NSFW, short, found on sjcavenaugh.tumblr.com
Play Count: 1357
The Flesh by Steven J. Cavenaugh
NSFW, short, found on sjcavenaugh.tumblr.com
Play Count: 1341
Dominant Desires by Steven J. Cavenaugh
NSFW, short, found on sjcavenaugh.tumblr.com
Play Count: 1332
Thread Questions Rambly Response 04/04/2017 (Questions 10-20)
NSFWish (not sexy, but sexy stuff is discussed), answering questions from last thread, found here: https://pastebin.com/KrYmFzUd 10. Describe your recording and editing setup. Is this the best it’s ever been? Are you looking to upgrade? If so, what software or equipment have you considered? 11. Do you enjoy writing your own scripts on occasion? Or would you rather have premade ones? 12. How much flexibility do you like to have in a script? 13. How long do you usually spend on a recording? How does it vary between improv/scripts/poetry? 14. If you’ve been around for a while: are you happy with the state of MSA compared to how it’s been in the past? Anything you'd like to see in the future? 15. If you’re fairly new: anything that isn’t the way you expected, either good or bad? 16. How often do you listen to the content of other MSA performers? 17. Do you actively enjoy most of the content you post? Do you ever feel the need to go back and re-do recordings that don't feel right? 18. Are there certain types of recordings you enjoy or don't mind doing, but that you find harder to pull off? 19. How about favorite types of recordings? What is it that really makes you enjoy MSA? 20. If you read scripts that call for you getting off in the recording, do you usually come or fake it? Have you made a recent recording that led to an exceptionally great orgasm?
Play Count: 1321
Thread Questions Rambly Response 03/04/2017 (Questions 1-9)
NSFWish (not sexy, but sexy stuff is discussed), answering questions from last thread, found here: https://pastebin.com/KrYmFzUd 1. We’re now 3 months into 2017 – is it going the way you expected? Did you set any goals? Tell us something you want to improve upon and something good that has happened. 2. What boards do you like aside from /soc/? Do you mostly browse or mostly stick to specific threads? 3. Do you also enjoy/spend time on GWA? 4. Do you keep playlists to have sex to? 5. Have you ever come multiple times during sex, or been with a partner who did? What was the highest count in one session? 6. Has anyone ever recognized you by your voice, or have you ever told anyone about your recordings? 7. Have you ever fantasized about meeting someone from the SA threads? 8. If and when you stop recording, do you think you would take down your public MSA content? 9. Do you enjoy living where you do? Would you like to move somewhere else?
Play Count: 1376
Excerpt from 'Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas' by Hunter S. Thompson (Author's favourite)
SFW-ish, narrative, London-voice, passage is the author's preferred one to read form in interviews, 'Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas' by Hunter S. Thompson
Play Count: 1278
Excerpt from 'Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas' by Hunter S. Thompson (excerpt requested by threadanon)
SFW-ish, narrative, London-voice, passage requested by threadanon, 'Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas' by Hunter S. Thompson
Play Count: 1252
Why Is /b/ Shit? A Mini Ramble
SFW, answering the question, mini-ramble, just under 8 minutes long
Play Count: 1311
Get Better! Improv
NSFWish, pretty hard dom, some elements of petplay/ownership, response to a sick femanon asking for someone to order her to get better, threats of spanking and some degradation a plus.
Play Count: 2077
freedom by Farah Gabdon
SFW, poetry, short, Farah Gabdon
Play Count: 1350
resurrection by Farah Gabdon
SFW, poetry, super short, Farah Gabdon
Play Count: 1333
i want to be easy by Farah Gabdon
SFW, poetry, Farah Gabdon
Play Count: 1311
Cute Petplay Improv
SFW, petting the kitty, improv for the thread
Play Count: 1715
Leather Or Silk improv
NSFW, improv, sparked by a stupid comment on the SA discord
Play Count: 1445
Skype by iwillinstructyou
NSFW, erotic poetry, written by iwillinstructyou, script: https://pastebin.com/5KQbbGEH
Play Count: 1351
Pleading To Ride by iwillinstructyou
NSFW, erotic poetry, written by iwillinstructyou, script found here: https://pastebin.com/17zqfnXx
Play Count: 1337
Come Sit Between My Knees by threadanon
SFWish, sweet, bf taking care of his girl, script by threadanon (let me know if you'd like to be credited as something else), found here: http://pastebin.com/SvY7zVK9
Play Count: 1665
The Little Things by Unknown
SFW, poetry, author unknown, was originally requested last summer but it hit me quite hard, and tbh still does.
Play Count: 1365
Beneath The Trees by iwillinstructyou
NSFW, erotic poetry, oral, obtained from GWA, script found here: http://pastebin.com/wfjdumQx
Play Count: 1285
Succulent by iwillinstructyou
NSFW, erotic poetry, oral, obtained from GWA, script found here: http://pastebin.com/YsqEiPEx
Play Count: 1289
Call Me Tonight by iwillinstructyou
NSFW, erotic poetry, obtained from GWA, script found here: http://pastebin.com/WJddJNC1
Play Count: 1270
So, You Want My Cock Inside You Do You?
NSFW, three ways to get fucked, script by me, to be found here: http://pastebin.com/RnYJxJjS
Play Count: 2415
Thread Questions Rambly Response 20/03/2017
NSFWish (not sexy, but sexy stuff is discussed), answering questions from the thread: 1. How was your St. Patty's? Big or small? Wild or tame? Did you try any new drinks? 2. Favorite type of chocolate? Is dark chocolate incredible or disgusting? 3. Coffee/tea/both/neither? 4. Do you have a favorite sex toy, or one you haven't used but really want to? Tell us a story about it. 5. Do you have a favorite recording out of the ones you personally have done? Least favorite? Any recording you'd like to do but haven't for whatever reason? 6. Any recording you've done that you wish had received more attention? 7. Do you have any favorite recordings from FSA? What is it about them that makes them your favorite?
Play Count: 1384
Response to threadanon and General Commenting Ramble
SFW, responding to the threadanon I was having a bit of a chat with, also rambling about commenting in MSA
Play Count: 1328
The Lost Ones by Francis Ledwidge
SFW, poetry, Francis Ledwidge
Play Count: 1317
My Pet by ScriptFem (a4a edit by Indigo)
NSFWish, mind break, M4a, original by ScriptFem, edits by Indigo, script here: http://pastebin.com/Cx8MvhYy
Play Count: 2208
Thousands by Dasein
NSFWish, creeper, stalker, villain/joker voice, thread request, read through the script and was mildly creeped out by it, so went for the creepiest possible voice I could manage
Play Count: 2210
Caelica 83 by Baron Brooke Fulke Greville
SFW, poetry, Baron Brooke Fulke Greville
Play Count: 1376
Those Beautiful People by Atticus
SFW, poetry, Atticus
Play Count: 1265
When You Are Old by W.B. Yeats
SFW, poetry, W.B. Yeats
Play Count: 1302
Helas! by Oscar Wilde
SFW, poetry, Oscar Wilde
Play Count: 1479
Memory Of My Father by Patrick Kavanagh
SFW, Poetry, Patrick Kavanagh, using more of a London accent
Play Count: 1375
A Simple Fap Recording
NSFW, fapping, rambling, watching porn
Play Count: 1714
Grab Your Vibrator And Get Into Bed....
NSFW, masturbation instruction, dildo vibe required, multiple orgasms, script here: http://pastebin.com/R1g28zP3
Play Count: 4011
Typewriter Poetry #1026 by James Andrew Crosby
SFW, poetry, James Andrew Crosby
Play Count: 1317
When Will You Surrender Yourself To Me? by belle_in_the_woods
NSFW, kinda sweet, kinda dom, script by belle_in_the_woods, script found here: http://pastebin.com/ygP6iaNM
Play Count: 2467
Rambly Rigging Ramble
SFWish (nothing overtly sexual), rambly as hell, ramble, 60 minutes long, rigging, suspension
Play Count: 1660
'Come Here And Take Off Your Clothes' Quote by Tyler Knott Gregson
NSFWish?, BFE, sweet talk, short, Tyler Knott Gregson
Play Count: 1304
Quick Comfort Audio for thread femanon
SFW, comfort, hugging, mentions how hard the day has been for her, fairly short, (also, something of a record for me to have a script and recording done within fifty minutes of me waking up... Kinda proud of that.
Play Count: 1297
Song Of The Dragonborn from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
SFW, dovah language, lyrics-as-poetry, recorded when intoxicated
Play Count: 1529
Eros In His Striped Shirt by Beckian Fritz Goldberg
SFW, poetry, Beckian Fritz Goldberg
Play Count: 1279
What Song Would You Like To Have Sex To? A Ramble
NSFW-ish (we're talking about sex, but not talking sexy), ramble, stream of consciousness, probably not particularly coherent
Play Count: 1262
I Have Loved Hours At Sea by Sara Teasdale
SFW, poetry, Sara Teasdale
Play Count: 1310
Under The Sunset by Brian Potthast
SFW, poetry, Brian Potthast
Play Count: 1256
Across The Red Sky by Katherine Mansfield
SFW, poetry, Katherine Mansfield
Play Count: 1282
Boats And Birds by Meredith Godreau
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Meredith Godreau, Gregory and the Hawk is her stage name, but since I'm speaking rather than singing...
Play Count: 1307
A Ballad Of Love And Lust by Patrick Scott Hogg
NSFW-ish (no bad words, but it's pretty clear what it's talking about), poetry, Patrick Scott Hogg
Play Count: 1305
Love Or Lust by Sulaiman Modh Yusof
SFW, poetry, Sulaiman Modh Yusof
Play Count: 1309
An Imbalance of Humours by Matt Betts
SFW, poetry, Matt Betts, creepy voice
Play Count: 1344
For Crying Out Loud by Jim Steinman
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Jim Steinman, will probably do this again when I haven't worn my voice out from recording, but it's valentines day, gotta have some love poetry getting posted
Play Count: 1382
My Good Girl by Iwillinstructyou
NSFW, erotic poetry, flogging with a belt, script from GWA, script found here: http://pastebin.com/JXh3WCRB
Play Count: 1370
Innocence by Iwillinstructyou
NSFW, erotic poetry, nipples!, script from GWA, script found here: http://pastebin.com/vDY7cXBc
Play Count: 1391
You Are Jeff | Crush by Richard Siken
SFW, poetry, long, Richard Siken
Play Count: 1262
A Dream Within A Dream by Edgar Allan Poe
SFW, poetry, Edgar Allan Poe
Play Count: 1256
The Wrote And The Writ by Johnny Flynn
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, song performed and written by Johnny Flynn
Play Count: 1265
Street Of Dreams by Ritchie Blackmore and Joe Lynn Turner
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, song performed originally by Rainbow, lyrics by Ritchie Blackmore and Joe Lynn Turner
Play Count: 1277
Sunrise Sunset by John Read
SFW, poetry, John Read
Play Count: 1365
Fire And Ice by Robert Frost
SFW, poetry, Robert Frost
Play Count: 1321
Ill Tongue Twisters from the thread
SFW, tongue twisters
Play Count: 1279
1 Corinthians 13:4-7
SFW, bible quote read by a moderately ill atheist... mmm... The sweet sweet taste of potential blasphemy
Play Count: 1343
SnuggleFuck Short
NSFW, invitation for morning sex
Play Count: 1387
Tomorrow And Tomorrow And Tomorrow (04022017 re-read)
SFW, Shakespeare, sliloquy, re-read
Play Count: 1323
Soulmates Ramble
SFW, short by the standards of my rambles, still ~10 minutes or so
Play Count: 1402
Come Take A Look At This Wall...
NSFW, short, inspired by some people talking on the discord
Play Count: 1326
She Was Poetry by Alex Collier
SFW, poetry, Alex Collier
Play Count: 1293
Fireplace by TheArcheBishoppe
NSFW, attempted erotic hypnosis, oral, script found on GWa, and can be found here: http://pastebin.com/vA2M1wQW
Play Count: 2272
For I Have Sinned by J.L.
SFW, poetry, J.L., connotativewords.tumblr.com
Play Count: 1340
Breathe, You're Going To Be OK by Daniell Koepke
SFW, comfort, relaxing, short, written by Daniell Koepke
Play Count: 1357
A Teacher, Her Master, And A Remote Controlled Vibrator (After Class) by threadanon
NSFW, original script by threadanon found here: http://pastebin.com/EbVqS2zg , some edits by me, Dom, context is a teacher with remote-controlled vibrator inside just finished class, their "master" coming in afterwards to finish the job, also I am shit at come up with titles for things at the moment
Play Count: 2716
You Don't Like Being Teased?
SFWish, short, teasing
Play Count: 1358
Keeping Quiet by Pablo Neruda
SFW, poetry Pablo Neruda
Play Count: 1341
Quiet Girl by Langston Hughes
SFW, poetry, Langston Hughes
Play Count: 1403
Quiet by Tony Hoagland
SFW, poetry, Tony Hoagland
Play Count: 1360
Robert J Oppenheimer Quote 'I am become Death'
SFW, Oppenheimer quote
Play Count: 1280
Do You Like Me? by Abel
NSFWish, kinda dom, kinda poetry, script by Abel, found here: http://pastebin.com/Kpg48BWV
Play Count: 2252
Wreck Of The Day by Anna Nalick
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, Anna Nalick
Play Count: 1279
So, Work's Been Kicking Your Arse....
NSFWish, BFE, sweet talk, comfort,
Play Count: 1505
The One by Lang Leav
SFW, Poetry, Lang Leav
Play Count: 1354
Invictus - The Unconquerable by William Ernest Henley
SFW, poetry, William Ernest Henley
Play Count: 1360
1-30-13 (I Want You) by Julie Martinez
SFW, poetry, Julie Martinez
Play Count: 1291
Quick And Dirty Improv For Naughty SUV Femanon
NSFW, kinda dom, dirty talking for a naughty femanon listening in the back of an SUV, holy fuck but I'd forgotten how hard it is to improv for someone I don't know.
Play Count: 1476
Multiple Voices challenge ramble using the Stephen King quote
SFW, multiple voices, sorry it turned into a minor ramble, most of the voices are in the first five minutes,
Play Count: 1412
You're Going To Be A Good Girl For Me Tonight by SuperHappyDeathSquad
NSFW, SI, script by SuperHappyDeathSquad found here: http://pastebin.com/C26c036q
Play Count: 1531
100-1
NSFW, fapping, 100-1, fucking hell I finally did a 100-1 audio... I've only been doing MSA for... almost two years. :P
Play Count: 2234
Bioshock 'A man chooses' Quote
SFW, Bioshock, Andrew Ryan
Play Count: 1358
Bioshock 'I chose Rapture' Quote
SFW, Bioshock, Andrew Ryan
Play Count: 1385
My Pet by ScriptFem
NSFW, pet play, mind break, script by ScriptFem, short, script here: http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN
Play Count: 2423
Soliloquy At Twilight by Pablo Neruda
SFW, poetry, Pablo Neruda
Play Count: 1286
In My Sky At Twilight by Pablo Neruda
SFW, poetry, Pablo Neruda
Play Count: 1318
Under My Control by nonamesoc
NSFW, erotic poetry, dom, script by nonamesoc, found here: http://pastebin.com/0SCG1yHL
Play Count: 1328
Windchime by Tony Hoagland
SFW, poetry, Tony Hoagland
Play Count: 1400
Sanctuary (awake)
SFW, Relaxation, this is an awake me doing this, script here: http://pastebin.com/BUDET58F
Play Count: 1467
Sanctuary (sleepy)
SFW, relaxation script, I was half asleep by the time I'd finsihed recording this version, script here: http://pastebin.com/BUDET58F
Play Count: 1406
I Miss You improv
SFW, regrets, feels, thread request, short
Play Count: 1365
A Winter's Tale by Mike Batt and Tim Rice
SFW, lyrics-as-poetry, feels
Play Count: 1275
Pieces by J.L.
SFW, poetry, j.l. tumblr, connatativewords
Play Count: 1346
The Sciences Sing A Lullaby by Albert Goldbarth
SFW, poetry, Albert Goldbarth
Play Count: 1285
What Kind Of Slut Are You?
NSFW, dirty talking, asking suggestive questions, kinda dom, script here: http://pastebin.com/qJbYCRfj
Play Count: 2843
Thread Quote 'It is your final battle'
SFW, quote from something, I have no idea what, but given that the google search turned up Dragon Ball Z, I'm gonna guess that.
Play Count: 1314
Is it full of myself to want you full of me? variations
SFW-ish?, me riffing on a bad pick up line I saw on fetlife.
Play Count: 1276
Shattered by Trading Yesterday (variation)
SFW, Trading Yesterday, lyrics-as-poetry, variation of the original
Play Count: 1330
You're Getting Cuffed To The Bed....
NSFW, variations, me riffing on the text for a picture I saw on fetlife.
Play Count: 1413
So you've had a rough day at work improv
SFW, BFE?, reassurance, hugging, improvised
Play Count: 1313
Letting Go by thinlane
NSFW, erotic poetry, thinlane
Play Count: 1333
Wynken, Blynken and Nod by Eugene Field
SFW, poetry, Eugene Field, lullaby?
Play Count: 1293
Relaxing Vibe SI
NSFW, SI, you'll need a dildo vibe for this, but you might be able to get away with a bullet vibe.
Play Count: 1574
Senses by Cynful808
NSFW, erotic poetry, Cynful808, found via GWA
Play Count: 1328
Obey by Cynful808
NSFW, SI, kinda short, script obtained from GWA
Play Count: 1785
I Shall Return by Claude McKay
SFW, Poetry, Claude McKay
Play Count: 1341
Cat In Moonlight by Douglas Gibson
SFW, poetry, short, Douglas Gibson
Play Count: 1316
Hail Sithis!
SFW, just me riffing on the words 'Psst. Hail Sithis!'
Play Count: 1353
Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening by Robert Frost
SFW, poetry, Robert Frost
Play Count: 1333
Go The Fuck To Sleep by Lance Ball
SFW, but nsfw language is used, Poem, sorta Lullaby but don't use it on your children they'll learn several bad words, Lance Ball
Play Count: 1421
It's Going To Be Ok Anon
SFW, comfort, shelter, short
Play Count: 1594
Hopefully... by s.b.
SFW, poetry, s.b., riseafterfalling.com
Play Count: 1317
Petals by s.b.
SFW, poetry, s.b., riseafterfalling.com
Play Count: 1397
I Am! Yet What I Am by John Clare
SFW, poetry, John Clare
Play Count: 1306
The Right Girl In The Right Dress (Part 1) by her-master.tumblr.com
NSFW, narrative script, Dom
Play Count: 2211
Does That Fix Your Problem My Dear?
NSFW, narrative script, oral (female receiving)
Play Count: 3996
Get Your Shit Together Femanon
NSFW-ish, thread request for someone to provide a stern voiced reprimand to her to get her gym and morning routines sorted
Play Count: 1685
Sinfully Lewd Handholding by Vocawriter112
SFW, some moaning, super innocent
Play Count: 1439
Unconditioned By J.L.
SFW, poetry, J.L.
Play Count: 1334
Don't Let Them See by Eve
SFW, BFE, script by Eve
Play Count: 1344
My Type by ElisaK
SFW-ish?, prose, written by ElisaK
Play Count: 1383
You, Therefore by Reginald Shepherd
SFW, poetry, Reginald Shepherd
Play Count: 1301
Home
SFWish, BFE, sweet talk
Play Count: 1435
Good Evening My Dear Slave...
NSFW, Schlick instruction, Significantly Dom, you'll need a vibrator
Play Count: 2135
What Is Your Desire?
NSFW, mixed bag,
Play Count: 2263
I Own You by IceAndFire
NSFW, Schlick Instruction, Script by IceAndFire
Play Count: 1473
SI by Sera13
NSFW, Schlick instruction, Script by Sera13
Play Count: 1506
Desires by Jessiibear
SFW, poetry, Jessiibear
Play Count: 1338
Accent demonstration and other related ramblings
SFW, ramble
Play Count: 1335
In Flanders Fields by John McCrae (from 04/10/2016)
SFW, Poetry, John McCrae
Play Count: 1282
In Flanders Fields by John McCrae (from 21/04/2016)
SFW, poetry, John McCrae
Play Count: 1278
Too Much by Tyler Ford
SFW, poetry, Tyler Ford
Play Count: 1409
Good Girl short improv
NSFW-ish, nothing explicit, three riffs on the words 'Good Girl'
Play Count: 1508
Reading of Can You Feel The Love Tonight by Tim Rice (sung by Elton John)
SFW, lyrics as poetry, Elton John, Tim Rice
Play Count: 1264
You've Been Teasing All Day SI Script
NSFW, Schlick instruction, teasing, male dom
Play Count: 1761
I Like My Body When It Is With Your Body by E. E. Cummings
NSFW Poetry, E.E. Cummings
Play Count: 1347
Sonnet XVIII by Pablo Neruda
SFW, poetry, Pablo Neruda
Play Count: 1337
Calm Are The Mornings by Marisa B Crane
SFW, poetry, Marisa B Crane
Play Count: 1319
Villainous Laughter Request
cackling, laughing like a lunatic, villain, utterly psychotic laughter, persona is a bit Joker-esque
Play Count: 1410
Joker Snippet from the thread
The Joker, psycho laughing, villain
Play Count: 1568
Joker Script 1 by Sp00kym00ny
NSFW-ish, The Joker, psycho laughing, villain, capture and brutalisation of our heroes
Play Count: 2768
Why He Wanted To Kiss Her quote from Attachments by Rainbow Rowell
SFW, sweet, romantic, narrative, Rainbow Rowell
Play Count: 1295
Ramble about Deus Ex: Mankind Divided
SFW, ramble, long 50mins+, gaming, review, Deus Ex Mankind Divided,
Play Count: 1348
Swift Things Are Beautiful by Elizabeth Coatsworth
SFW, poetry, Elizabeth Coatsworth
Play Count: 1255
I Was Lost In The Library by J.L.
SFW, poetry, J.L., If you know who 'J.L.' is please let me know.
Play Count: 1296
A Walk In The Woods by Sketcher
SFW, poetic prose, nature, script by Sketcher, stolen from FSA
Play Count: 1389
Go On, You Know You Want To
NSFW, Encouragement to wear a butt plug in public
Play Count: 2185
Favourite Games Ramble
SFW, Ramble, Gaming, 1 hour 11 minutes long, pack a lunch and a cup of tea before embarking
Play Count: 1321
The Erotic Spanking by Steven J Cavenaugh
NSFW, erotic poetry, Steven J Cavenaugh, Tumblr
Play Count: 1266
To Listen To In Public
NSFW, Teasing, Fapping, kinda dom
Play Count: 3633
Quote from 'A Room With A View' Screenplay by Ruth Prawer Jhabvala
SFW, Quote, Film, A Room With A View, Ruth Prawer Jhabvala
Play Count: 1286
Kink Ramble
NSFW, my theory of kink, Lengthy ~40mins
Play Count: 1612
Doing, A Filthy Pleasure Is And Short by Petronius Arbiter
NSFW-ish, Poetry, Gaius Petronius, Petronius Arbiter
Play Count: 1259
Joker Quote from 'The Killing Joke'
SFW, psychotic, cackling, villain, Joker
Play Count: 1437
Sonnet 18 by WIlliam Shakespeare
SFW, Poetry, William Shakespeare
Play Count: 1258
'I'm Always The Loneliest In Bed' poem by Unknown on Tumblr
SFW, poem, feels, unknown author, requested in thread
Play Count: 1401
Quick Addendum to the Books Ramble
SFW, quick note, books, honorverse
Play Count: 1352
Lot's Wife quote from Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut
SFW, short, quotation, Slaughterhouse Five, Kurt Vonnegut
Play Count: 1262
Ice Play Schlick Instruction
NSFW, Ice Play, Guided masturbation M4F, you'll need ice cubes and a blindfold
Play Count: 4313
Books Ramble
SFW, Ramble, Long!
Play Count: 1426
Thou Art Gone, Sweet Ghetto Hot Tub from Best Of Craigslist
SFW, Silly, Poetry
Play Count: 1378
East of Eden Excerpt by John Steinbeck
SFW, East Of Eden, John Steinbeck
Play Count: 1280
Encore by Michael Faudet
NSFW, Erotic Poetry, Short
Play Count: 1351
Pale Blue Dot Excerpt by Carl Sagan
SFW, Pale Blue Dot, Carl Sagan
Play Count: 1250