NSFW, talking about my dick, using the following set of questions as a rough guide: "...length and girth? which way does it curve? does it curve? cut or uncut? any piercings? much precum? volume of ejaculation? most sensitive part? what's it taste like? i mean, the semen? you eat lots of fruits, right? can you helicopter? is it really veiny? darker than your body? does your glans flare out? where does it taper? got more than one? what's his name? are you a show-er or grow-er?" Oh, and seriously, why do some guys name their penises?