[M4F] Prized Possession [Improv][MSub][FDom][Cunnilingus][Dubcon][Rape][Fear Play][Breathy]
This went through a few stages so I'm not sure how much it counts as "Improv", but I'm pretty proud of it. Please enjoy!
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[M4F] Prized Possession (preramble) [Improv][MSub][FDom][Cunnilingus][Dubcon][Rape][Fear Play][Breathy]
I was so pissed at my original mic that I rerecorded this damn thing a third time. Here is the ramble I did before performing the final thing. I'm mainly uploading it because I can complain here in this description and it won't show up for most people who listen, because they'll probably only read the description of the actual audio. The actual audio took so long to edit. Maybe not the act of editing, but being able to discipline myself long enough to do it. Okay, complaints over. Happy new year everyone!
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[M4F] Prized Possession (Take 2) (RAW AUDIO) [Improv][MSub][FDom][Cunnilingus][Dubcon][Rape][Fear Play]
This is the same as the last audio but I tried to improve it. Does it still count as improv at this point? I don't know. I'm thinking this one will be the one that gets edited and finalized in the end, but I'm still deciding. Why can you people see it? My impatience knows no bounds. That's why.
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[M4F] Prized Possession (RAW AUDIO) [Improv][MSub][FDom][Cunnilingus][Dubcon][Rape][Fear Play]
Ok so fuck what I said about the last one. THIS one is gonna get edited. The last one is all over the place. This one is, like, actually worthwhile to edit. I'm really just uploading this one raw because I like uploading stuff and I'm too impatient to wait until it is edited.
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[M4F] Subspace Makes Me Forgetful (RAW AUDIO) [Improv][MSub][FDom][]
This piece of shit audio is like half improv half ramble. Maybe more like 3/4 improv, idk. The difference between this and the last raw audio is that this one actually has a chance of being edited. BTW it turns out the reason "Much more than a blessing" sounds like shit is because I was inadvertently using my laptop mic. Oops! Anyway, I still stand by the whole "get on my case to edit this" thing. The hope is that I edit this and publish it and then I just keep this raw audio up for like... posterity. Maybe a little prosperity.
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[M4F] Much More than a Blessing (RAW AUDIO) [Improv][MSub][FDom][Goddess][i am lazy lmao][i will edit this all properly later]
Hey everyone!!! So one of the nice benefits of joining my discord is you can coerce me into doing something I was already partially planning on doing. So here is the RAW (Unedited) audio of something I'm going to edit later. A few minutes of ramble, then a good chunk of "the good stuff", then 20 or so minutes of useless rambling and falling asleep. Please for the love of god get on my case to edit this. I don't want to enable the super lazy part of me more than I already do. I'm serious!!!
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[M4F] Stress Relief [Improv][MSub][FDom][L-Bomb]s[Good Boy]s[Reverse Comfort][Gentle FDom]
I have been stressed out. Not sure why it took me so long to channel that stress into an audio, but here it is. How I might de-stress if I had the means. Very subby, like usual, but also very gentle. Hope you guys like it!
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[M4F] Stress Relief Preface [some more optional listening for those of you who care]
I'm back, everyone! Or, well, I technically never "left", per se, but I've been mentally preoccupied with lots of other things. And paying attention to my audio stuff hasn't been one of those things, unfortunately. But I have something now! Thanks for sticking around! <3 (less than three)
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Lorde - 400 Lux (Cover)
One time I kept a temple run 2 daily challenge streak alive for at least 273 days straight. Why is that relevant? Well, I did this bells-and-whistles free cover so I could put it up for September's singer sextravaganza. (no sex involved, but it's for GWA Backstage, so I'd say it counts as very fitting for unnecessary forced alliteration) And that brings my singing streak up to 3 months. ;) Also I cut out the beginning part because it sounded pretty dumb because I kept switching between melody and percussion and only figured out a nice way to do both at the end and was too lazy to redo it and also it's past midnight. Sorry!
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[M4F] Good Boy's Reward [Improv][MSub][FDom][L-Bomb]s[Good Boy]s[Kissing][Worship]
Honestly, "good boy" is just like my instant melt phrase. Like if you've ever put a chocolate bar near a heater before? And it starts to denature and flow into a smooth sweet puddle? And then it makes a big mess? That's me. That's what happens when I get a proper "good boy"ing. Also, pardon if the kissing noises are bad. Hope that's not immersion-breaking.
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[M4F] Preface to Something Sweet [uh probably will come up with a better name later]
Just 3 or so minutes of stuff I decided to cut out of my upcoming (hopefully within the hour lmao) audio. Just your standard Rifferoni bullshit about like awkward not-necessary-to-the-actual-audio stuff. In case there are those of you who are used to that from me and want to hear it. And as evidenced by the title, I'm likely going to figure out a better name for the audio before posting it. So that's why this bad boy is coming first.
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Shitty ramble about how I'm not good at getting things done lmao
It's like 90 minutes long. I mean, if you like hearing me talk, enjoy. I guess I've just been in a bit of a funk recently.
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Randy Newman - Short People (Cover)
Just so you folks all know, I don't actually have anything against short people. Like, ironically enough, I wish I was shorter so that I'd be more likely to be shorter than any given romantic partner. This song is actually about how ridiculous and ludicrous (and often laughable) real prejudice and its reasoning is. And it does a pretty good job! Oh, and with regard to the cover - I recorded the main first track and felt it didn't properly capture the whole song. So I just added more and more tracks until it sounded like a bona fide clusterfuck. I'm pretty sure I crack my knuckles as percussion in one of them. I think it was a success. "Success". Yeah.
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[M4F] Please Let Me Be Yours [Improv][MSub][FDom][Begging][Pleading][Desperation]Make Me Your [Good Boy]
Apologies if I sound like I'm crying or anything. Unless you like that! That's just how I sound when I'm desperate. And by golly was I feeling desperate when I recorded this! You can also honestly consider this to be me asking for what you folks would want to hear. I'm still going to try to record my own fantasies, but I'd like to branch out anyway. Just as long as it's not mdom I'll see what I can do!
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AMA August 2020
You can /try/ to challenge me to a ramble-off if you want to, but I only need 16 questions to go for 2+ hours. "Whenever life gets you down..."
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[M4F] A Single Look [Improv][MSub][FDom][M/s][Spanking][Pain][Fear Play][Whimpers]
My last improv was received quite well, so I must be doing *something* right! Not gonna lie, this does always happen whenever I see a girl making that face. Not the whole scenario, but that smug grin is soo hot like idk lol one of my friends used to get mad at me because we would watch stuff together and shed see the villainesses as repugnant and reprehensible whereas my dick would see the villainesses as "holy fucking shit please raw me asap ill do anything for you". So, uh, yeah. Fun (and likely very predictable) fact about me: I really like villainesses. And, uh, if any of you are villainesses who have the power to help me not forget about doing my laundry IRL, my PMs are open.
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Owl City - Sunburn (Cover)
I decided I'd do some fun flippy dippy two track low-high magic with this one. Whether or not that makes it better or worse is up to interpretation. Another one of my all-time favorite songs, and also one that smells strongly of summer. Believe it or not, though, I like winter far more. Funny how that works out. Anyway, apologies for any really striking changes in volume, or nasty low notes that I couldn't quite hit. I do my best!
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[M4F][Script Fill] Darling...There's Something I Need to Tell You... [Rape][CNC][FDom][MSub][Confession][Fantasizing][Begging]
Script by u/ecarnby626. I think I oughtta bookmark this script for when I get engaged. This is, uh, *my* definition of a good time. No drugs, no alcohol, no nonsense: just a little bit of futile screaming for mercy. I'm certain everyone can relate. Made a few tweaks to the wording here and there. Hope it's alright!
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[M4F][Script Fill] Period Comfort for Girlfriend [Comfort][Reassurance][Positive Affirmations][You are not your illness][Endometriosis][Loving][Cuddles][Taking your temp][Helping you when you be sick][Understanding][L bombs]
Script by u/Tolea1989. I don't think about it too often, but I guess I'm really lucky not to have something like this. It does hurt to know some people have to suffer, though, and putting myself in the shoes of the boyfriend here actually made me a lil bit emotional, ngl. I hope this can be helpful to those who need it. A pain rating of 8 is not something to trifle with. BTW, paracetamol (which I'm pretty sure I mispronounced) is acetaminophen in the states, and 38.7 C is 101.66 F.
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GWAB Verification
Someone downvoted my GWA verification within minutes of posting. Not to be a complainer or anything, but it's just funny to me. Who would have the gall? I'm just saying some words! lol
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PTA Verification
Straight to the point this time. Felt weirder than anticipated. Fun stuff.
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GWA Verification
Straight to the point this time. Felt weirder than anticipated. Fun stuff.
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Simultaneous Oral Sex Number
Fucking finally. I'm going to sleep.
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Padding For Time: The Movie
Alternatively: RIFF341 starts falling asleep after waiting for 40+ minutes in vain for the simultaneous oral sex number so he can have some juvenile laughter. Spoilers: it never comes, and the number happens to be 13^2 - 10^2. And I'm still actively falling asleep.
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[M4F] Slave Training [Improv][MSub][FDom][Extreme][Rape][Crying][Cunnilingus][Dirty Talk][Fear Play]
My first erotic improv and a little look into my fucked up hypersubmissive psyche. A long one too. Hope you folks can enjoy! I'm ready for the creepy PMs, if you want to send them. I'm always down with feedback, but I haven't tested how thick my skin is towards that particular flavor of internet depravity. In fact, probably a limited time offer, but I'll rate your PM on creepiness and then tell you to probably never again act so creepy with other people! And, of course, real actual plain old feedback. Speaking of which, I'm pretty sure there's a chair squeal in there along with the un-erotic intro. I'll make an edited version if there is enough demand, but I didn't want to bother finding the squeal or making the intro natural. Sorry!
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[M4A] Your Obsessive S/O Tries to Find the Volume of Your New Rhombicuboctahedron While You're Trying to Sleep [Humor][Absurd][Banter][Ridiculous][Geometry][Real, Boring Math][L-Bombs][SFW]
A self-produced sequel to an amazing script by u/totallynotnatalie. With permission, of course! Not sure about anyone else, but sometimes I just have a math thing in my head and I just can't stop thinking about it until I actually go and do it. This script was inspired by the fact that I, the math nerd performer, couldn't stop thinking about the volume of a rhombicuboctahedron ever since I found out what it looked like. The calculation turned out to be pretty simple, actually. But in this audio, all you're likely to hear very well is a lot of talk of "S" and my flagrant overuse of the terms "Anyway" and "Regardless". Fun Time!
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[M4F][Script Fill] Easy like Sunday Morning [Msub][Handjob][Kissing][Begging][Breathy]
Script by u/ShyLittleMouse. > Read this if you want to get your immersion ruined! < Okay, now that everyone is nice and flaccid, I wanted to blabber about how I'm excited because this is my first actual ~Erotic~ audio. And it turns out I'm really breathy! Especially when trying to fill in parts where there would otherwise be sound effects. What a lazy asshole I am! Anyway, I hope people can enjoy, even with my dumb immersion-breaking ramble. If Msub is your thing, then you can likely expect that from me as a rule, as that's what I plan on doing!
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Oops!
Okay, so maybe not "flubs" per se, but just things that aren't exactly a "performance". There was a little surprise waiting for me just after I finished my first erotic audio. Thought it would be funny to share. Be prepared to experience an onslaught of stupid giggles!
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"Let's Get Sexeee"
Sometimes it feels like the best way to find out about a performer's personality is via their flubs. (Other than, of course, AMAs and questionnaires and shit) For instance, I get anxious. This is what happened before I filled my first erotic script.
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[M4A][Script Fill] Comfort for Loved Ones Death [Grief][Comfort][Sadness][Remembering loss][SFW]
Script by u/Twirdman. I know I like to put myself on as a goofball wacko, but subjects like these are some of the few that bring me away from that persona and into a rare serious tone. If you still feel the pain of a lost loved one from either the recent or distant past, I hope this audio may give you some respite, and all the best.
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Two Door Cinema Club - Changing of the Seasons (Cover)
I love making a fool of myself online, so I figured why not do it in the flavor of one of my favorite songs ever? This cover could be far better, of course, but I'll cut myself some slack because it probably is alright given it's my first and my microphone continues to be quite shit. Anyway, this was done for the GWAB Singers July 2020 Summer Vibes funtime singalong voicefest thingamajig. I was going to sing something for June's, but it felt odd doing so without actually having an audio that ties me to the GWA community. And now I do! Hooray!
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Padding For Time
If I had two cents for every time I spent 10 minutes straight saying absolutely nothing of worth, I'd probably have, like, enough to buy a family meal at a fancy restaurant, or something. Maybe a bit more?
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Newscast Goofy Verification
I wasn't sure how cut and dry verifications needed to be, so I recorded a few that I had some fun with. This one is a breaking news story about a weirdo who should qualify as an SCP. RIF Reporter Randall Interface is on the scene. For r/GWABackstage.
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[M4A][Script Fill] Honey, We Bought a Rhombicuboctahedron [Humor][Absurd][Banter][Short][Geometry][Comfort, but just comfort about polygons][SFW]
Script by u/totallynotnatalie. My first real actual audio! As a bona fide math nerd meself, I would probably do this in real life. Maybe not a clubhouse size, though - probably just like a trinket or paperweight. Priceless is damn right! I probbbably won't publicize this until enough time has elapsed that I don't appear to be one-upping u/KolonelKorns' performance from a week ago. I'd honestly rather thank him for inadvertently letting me know about this script's existence! I'm just a lover of good geometry.
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Voicemail Goofy Verification
I wasn't sure how cut and dry verifications needed to be, so I recorded a few that I had some fun with. This one is a voicemail from that nervous stranger RIFF, who wanted to ask about something. He's got a weird phone number. For r/Pillowtalkaudio.
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Radio Spot Goofy Verification
I wasn't sure how cut and dry verifications needed to be, so I recorded a few that I had some fun with. This one is a radio bumper between The Riffer's "Verification" and a commercial break, to be followed by Randy Interface's "June 30th". Stay tuned to RIFF 34.1 for more up and coming artists! For r/GWA.
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Ad Spot Goofy Verification
I wasn't sure how cut and dry verifications needed to be, so I recorded a few that I had some fun with. This one is an ad spot for a local business, with some questionable marketing tactics and a bit of improv, and then a blatant reading of "MONTH DAY" as was in my amazing godlike definitely-didn't-have-to-improvise-any-parts-at-all script.
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I have amazing voice acting capabilities
You can't miss this one. This audio will change your life.
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