I was so pissed at my original mic that I rerecorded this damn thing a third time. Here is the ramble I did before performing the final thing. I'm mainly uploading it because I can complain here in this description and it won't show up for most people who listen, because they'll probably only read the description of the actual audio. The actual audio took so long to edit. Maybe not the act of editing, but being able to discipline myself long enough to do it. Okay, complaints over. Happy new year everyone!