You can't afford your rent, but that's ok. Your landlady is a very kind and forgiving woman. Someone you can trust to tell. You can tell her all about it while you enjoy her soft, luscious curves and she tells you all about how you can make it up to her.
Make a deal to give her exactly what she wants, and you might even enjoy it too. All you have to do is hear her out. How bad can a landlady be? What could she want from a cute young man like you anyway?