If you say to a normal male, "Why don't you just go fuck yourself?", you are likely in for trouble. But to a chronic masturbator, the question is an invitation to go enjoy what he loves best. As masturbators we know that there is an always-willing "fuckbuddy" waiting between our own legs, and we can't wait to go "fuck" ourselves.  This podcasturbation explores the complex relationship we have with our fuckbuddy and the things we and it do together. [mast] [masturbation] [chronic] [JOE] [JOI] [penis] [ramblefap] [gooning] [penis babble] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/