Podcasturbation #17-0810: Goony! Goony! Goony!
Podcasturbation #17-0810: Goony! Goony! Goony! A quick gooning session by a very goony masturbator.  [chronic]  [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [penis babble] [moaning]  Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
Play Count: 522
Hotline #16-0215: Moaning with Jane
Hotline #16-0215: Moaning with Jane I masturbate with Jane from Chicago (Wet Jane) on the Masturbation Support Hotline.  [chronic]  [masturbation] [edging] [teasing]  [JOE] [pussy] [female] [phonesex] [ramblefap] [gooning] [penis babble] [moaning]  Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
Play Count: 420
Podcasturbation #17-0722: I'm glad you are pathetic!
Podcasturbation #17-0722: I'm glad you are pathetic! You are a pathetic masturbator, and I'm glad. It arouses me. I like you that way. Is that wrong of me?   [chronic]  [masturbation] [embarrassment] [humiliation] [namecalling] [degradation] [JOE] [pathetic] [shame] [philosophy of masturbation] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
Play Count: 276
Podcasturbation #17-0615: Resistance is Futile. You will be ejaculated.
Podcasturbation #17-0615: Resistance is Futile. You will be ejaculated. As inevitable as the Borg, male masturbators can not escape being ejaculated. [chronic]  [masturbation] [edging] [teasing] [JOE] [JOI] [ejaculation] [orgasm] [philosophy of masturbation] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
Play Count: 270
Podcasturbation #17-0607: Pussy Penetration Anxiety Disorder
Podcasturbation #17-0607: Pussy Penetration Anxiety Disorder We discuss PPAD, or Pussy Penetration Anxiety Disorder, a condition often afflicting chronic masturbators. In the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Masturbatory Disorders this is recognized as the loss of erection, failure to erect, or premature ejaculation when presented with a penetrable pussy. We review the scientific knowledge about the condition and the generally poor prognosis for recovery.  Masturbators are advised that the subject may cause sexual arousal in PPAD sufferers and lead to an uncontrollable need to ejaculate. Prior to beginning the program, please be in a safe and private space. Furthermore, please review Warning for the Satire-Impaired [chronic]  [masturbation] [impotence] [erectile dysfunction] [embarrassment]  [humiliation] [namecalling] [degradation] [pathetic] [penis] [shame] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #17-0515: The Breast Thing about Masturbation
Podcasturbation #17-0515: The Breast Thing about Masturbation So many male masturbators are fixated on Big Breasts. Why do massive mammaries fascinate, arouse, and stimulate masturbators to such intense masturbatory gratification? Join me in a personal revery over big bosoms. Warning: a lot of silly gooning ahead.  [breasts] [tits] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [penis babble] [moaning]  Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
Play Count: 131
Podcasturbation #16-1121B: Hotel Humping Binge Masturbation
Podcasturbation #16-1121B: Hotel Humping Binge Masturbation For masturbators, hotels aren't just for sleeping. They are opportunities for depraved masturbatory orgies: humping the room in binge masturbation. This podcasturbation was the second recording I made in one night; I just couldn't stop masturbating.  [chronic]  [masturbation] [edging] [humping] [compulsive]  [stupid]  [gooning] [penis babble] [moaning]  Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #16-1121A: Jerk-Shaming the Chronic Masturbator
Podcasturbation #16-1121A: Jerk-Shaming the Chronic Masturbator In this enlightened and politically correct era, we know not to shame people. No fat-shaming, body-shaming, queer-shaming, etc. But some people are still fair game for the shaming-bullies: chronic masturbator jerk-offs like you.. [chronic]  [masturbation] [embarrassment]  [humiliation] [namecalling] [degradation] [JOE] [pathetic] [shame] [philosophy of masturbation] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
Play Count: 337
Podcasturbation #16-0519: The Post-Pussy Masturbator
Podcasturbation #16-0519: The Post-Pussy Masturbator Are you still able to have vaginal intercourse? Or have you become a post-pussy masturbator? If not yet, you eventually will, and sooner than you think. This podcasturbation discusses the three phases of the heterosexual male masturbator: pre-pussy, intra-pussy, and post-pussy. The post-pussy phase is explored, in both its negative and positive aspects.  [chronic]  [masturbation] [humiliation] [namecalling] [degradation] [pathetic] [impotence] [erectile disorder] [philosophy of masturbation] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
Play Count: 134
Podcasturbation #16-0118: Less is More: A Small Penis is Best for Masturbators
Podcasturbation #16-0118: Less is More: A Small Penis is Best for Masturbators Do you have a small penis? You are lucky. Small penises are best for chronic masturbators like you. If you don't have a small penis, then you can enjoy small penis envy in this podcasturbation. [chronic]  [masturbation] [embarrassment]  [humiliation] [namecalling] [degradation] [pathetic] [small penis] [sph] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
Play Count: 229
Podcasturbation #15-0918: Masturbators masturbating to masturbation
Podcasturbation #15-0918: Masturbators masturbating to masturbation What is it about that word, "masturbation"? Or the act itself? One of the defining characteristics of a true chronic masturbator is fascination with everything about the act, and with other masturbators. Are you a masturbator who masturbates to masturbation?  [chronic]  [masturbation] [edging] [teasing] [denial] [namecalling] [JOE] [ramblefap] [philosophy of masturbation]  Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
Play Count: 405
Kate's little jerk toy
I masturbate for Kate. (She knows who she is!)
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Jerking for Jane 18-0613
I masturbate to voicemails of "Jane from Chicago"
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Podcasturbation #15-0203: Couch Pussy Pitty-Fuck
Podcasturbation #15-0203: Couch Pussy Pitty-Fuck Hey, Masturbator — are you getting any pussy? I didn’t think so. What you need is a pittyfuck, and the sure way to get one is from a couch. What, you’ve never humped a couch? Just get out your FleshLight or make a homemade rubber pussy, and let’s get a couch pussy pittyfuck. (Sorry about the audio clicks on this recording).  [pity fuck] [mast] [masturbation] [chronic] [degradation] [humiliation] [JOI] [pathetic] [plastic pussy] [couch pussy] [furniture fucking] [advice to masturbators] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
Play Count: 118
Podcasturbation #14-1216: Emasculated by masturbation
Podcasturbation #14-1216: Emasculated by masturbation Are you a manly masturbator? Or do you feel that a lifetime of chronic masturbation has emasculated you, destroyed your manhood, taken away your natural maleness? And does that arouse you to even more masturbation and emasculation? You are not alone.  [mast] [masturbation]  [chronic] [emasculation] [degradation] [humiliation] [namecalling] [pathetic] [philosophy of masturbation]  Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
Play Count: 207
Podcasturbation #15-0126: Introduction to Moaning / Gooning for Masturbators 101
Podcasturbation #15-0126: Introduction to Moaning / Gooning for Masturbators 101 This podcasturbation covers the fundamentals of masturbatory vocalization. We describe masturbatory best practices of moaning, groaning, and gooning, in order to amplify the physical gratification of masturbation. We consider why some masturbators may miss this enhanced level of pleasure, due to shyness, embarrassment, or misplaced male role modeling. If you are a silent masturbator, you will gain insight to your inhibitions and gain gratification-enhancing vocal skills. If you are already a moaner/groaner/gooner you will enjoy the opportunity to practice your vocalization technique along with me. [mast] [masturbation] [chronic] [edging] [JOI] [moaning] [penis] [stupid] [training [gooning] [penis babble] [advice to masturbators] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
Play Count: 299
Podcasturbation #14-1210: Taking my new plastic pussy for a test fuck - part B
Podcasturbation #14-1210: Taking my new plastic pussy for a test fuck - part B Sometimes masturbators feel the need to thrust and penetrate like normal males. Since we can't handle real pussy, a plastic pussy allows us to satisfy this instinctive male urge. I have a collection of plastic pussies, each with its own characteristic feel. In this podcasturbation I try out one I recently acquired. [mast] [masturbation] [plastic pussy] [chronic] [pussy teasing] [JOE] [moaning] [pathetic] [stupid] [ramblefap] [philosophy of masturbation]
Play Count: 100
Podcasturbation #14-1210: Taking my new plastic pussy for a test fuck - part A
Podcasturbation #14-1210: Taking my new plastic pussy for a test fuck - part A Sometimes masturbators feel the need to thrust and penetrate like normal males. Since we can't handle real pussy, a plastic pussy allows us to satisfy this instinctive male urge. I have a collection of plastic pussies, each with its own characteristic feel. In this podcasturbation I try out one I recently acquired. [mast] [masturbation] [plastic pussy] [chronic] [pussy teasing] [JOE] [moaning] [pathetic] [stupid] [ramblefap] [philosophy of masturbation]
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Podcasturbation #11-0513 : How Long Can You Hold It?
Podcasturbation #11-0513 : How Long Can You Hold It? Feedback from listeners convinces me that edging and orgasm control games are among the most popular themes in my podcasturbations, especially the "Red Light / Green Light" game. Here is a long one for you. How long can you hold it? (some audio problems on this one) [mast] [masturbation] [orgasm control] [red light / green light] [chronic] [teasing] [denial] [edging] [ejaculation]  [humiliation] [JOI] [namecalling] [advice to masturbators] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
Play Count: 235
Podcasturbation #08-0808: Quickie plastic pussy fuck
Podcasturbation #08-0808: Quickie plastic pussy fuck Taking advantage of a few minutes alone, I whip out my plastic pussy. Sometimes I just want to fuck something.  [mast] [masturbation] [quickie] [plastic pussy] [fleshlight] [chronic] [pathetic] [stupid] [ramblefap] [gooning] [penis babble]  Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
Play Count: 117
Podcasturbation #08-0605:I'm out when she's out
Podcasturbation #08-0605:I'm out when she's out This is a quickie (11 minutes) I recorded at my desk a few minutes ago. It's getting to be a habit: as soon as my wife goes out, I take it out. I had only a few minutes, so I masturbated as much as I could and recorded it. Finished up so I wouldn't get caught with my pants down; I'm supposed to be working, after all. Do you like quickies too?  [mast] [masturbation] [quickie] [chronic] [pathetic]  Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #11-0512: A Masturbator's Confessional
Podcasturbation #11-0512: A Masturbator's Confessional Whether you are a "proud" or "shameful" masturbator, we all like to confess our habits to ourselves and to each other. Listen to this podcasturbation and confess along with me, "I am a chronic addicted masturbator .... " (some audio problems on this one) [mast] [masturbation] [confession] [chronic] [embarrassment] [JOE] [namecalling] [pathetic] [penis] [shame] [ramblefap] [gooning] [penis babble]  Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
Play Count: 564
Podcasturbation #11-0112: Tenga Flip Hole Plastic Pussy -- user review
Podcasturbation #11-0112: Tenga Flip Hole Plastic Pussy -- user review Like most chronic addicted masturbators, I normally prefer to stimulate my penis with my bare hand.  But even a masturbator still has the male instinct to thrust and penetrate. When that need comes over me, I use a plastic pussy. Recently I acquired a Tenga Flip-Hole Masturbator, and a Doc Johnson "The Tube", both available from Amazon.com.  (See more info at the Tenga site.) In this podcasturbation, I give each a workout on my pussy-couch, inserting the plastic pussy in the couch cushions and having a fine old fuck.
Play Count: 491
Podcasturbation #11-0101: When did you stop stopping?
Podcasturbation #11-0101: When did you stop stopping? Most chronic addicted masturbators have tried to kick the habit at one time. Many of us have struggled for control, only to lose the battle repeatedly. Eventually, we give up and stop trying to stop masturbating. When did you give up? When did you finally accept the inevitability of your addiction? When did you "stop stopping?" [mast] [masturbation] [chronic] [addiction] [helpless] [humiliation] [can't stop masturbating [namecalling] [pathetic] [shame] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #10-1009: Stupid Gooney Masturbator
Podcasturbation #10-1009: Stupid Gooney Masturbator Do you feel stupid when you masturbate for a prolonged period? Do you make gooney noises when you stroke your penis for hours? This podcasturbation is for all stupid gooney masturbators. Like you.  Like me. [mast] [masturbation] [humiliation] [JOE] [JOI] [moaning] [edging] [namecalling] [pathetic] [stupid] [gooning] [penis babble]  Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
Play Count: 571
Podcasturbation #10-0922: Red Light / Green Light Orgasm Control
Podcasturbation #10-0922: Red Light / Green Light Orgasm Control Do sometimes ejaculate prematurely when you edge? Do you lose control and orgasm before you mean to? Is the male ejaculatory urge too much for you to resist? Do you feel like a pathetic lonely jerk-off who can't hold his cum? Masturbator, let's face it, you're a little short in the self discipline department. (You wouldn't be a masturbator if you had any will power, would you?) [mast] [masturbation] [ejaculation control] [chronic] [denial] [edging] [premature ejaculation [humiliation] [JOI] [pathetic] [orgasm training] [advice to masturbators] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
Play Count: 751
Podcasturbation #10-0907: Can I call you “Masturbator”?
Podcasturbation #10-0907: Can I call you “Masturbator”? You don't mind if I call you by your real name, do you, Masturbator? That's not just what you are. That's who you are.  [mast] [masturbation] [chronic] [degradation] [embarrassment] [humiliation] [JOE] [namecalling] [pathetic] [shame] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
Play Count: 536
Podcasturbation #10-0822: Itsy-Bitsy-Teenie-Weenie
Podcasturbation #10-0822: Itsy-Bitsy-Teenie-Weenie I want to ask you a very personal question: How small is your penis? Not "what size" or "how large", but "how small is it?". If this question seems offensive or stupid, then please ignore this podcasturbation. But if your little dickie twitches when somebody asks that, then pull out your itsy-bitsy-teenie-weenie and prepare to enjoy a little "small penis humiliation". [sph] [smalll penis] [mast] [masturbation] [embarrassment] [humiliation] [JOE] [JOI] [namecalling] [pathetic] [penis]   Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
Play Count: 633
Podcasturbation #10-0725: It's Soooo Humiliating!
Podcasturbation #10-0725: It's Soooo Humiliating! For some of us, it's deliciously humiliating to be a chronic masturbator. Many chronic masturbators enjoy videos featuring humiliation by females. Some have wondered if there were any videos featuring males humiliating masturbators. In this podcasturbation I attempt to satisfy that need. And please understand, that I humiliate you not for my own pleasure, but for yours. [mast] [masturbation] [orgasm] [chronic] [embarrassment] [humiliation] [namecalling] [pathetic [shame] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators]
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Podcasturbation #10-0524: Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Podcasturbation #10-0524: Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. I am presuming that a large number of chronic masturbators are also Star Trek fans, and vice versa. For them I do not need to explain the relevance to masturbation addiction of the title of this podcasturbation.  For others, please review http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borg_(Star_Trek) prior to pulling your pants down. [mast] [masturbation] [chronic] [edging] [JOE] [JOI] [penis babble] [addiction] 
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The breast thing about masturbation (temp upload)
So many male masturbators are fixated on Big Breasts. Why do massive mammaries fascinate, arouse, and stimulate masturbators to such intense masturbatory gratification? Join me in a personal revery over big bosoms. Warning: a lot of silly gooning ahead.
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Podcasturbation #10-0427: Warning: Do not exceed recommended usage of penis
Podcasturbation #10-0427: Warning: Do not exceed recommended usage of penis It is very important for every chronic masturbator to maintain a healthy, sustainable level of usage of his penis. The level varies from masturbator to masturbator, but each of us has a maximum recommended level that we should not exceed. Of course, the penis will urge us to masturbate more and more, even to unsafe levels of usage, but we must resist. The results of excessive penis use include exhaustion, depression, and mental impairment (also called Penis Brain). This podcasturbation addresses these important issues. [mast] [masturbation] [chronic] [ejaculation] [JOI] [penis] [ramblefap] [gooning] [penis babble] [advice to masturbators] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
Play Count: 579
Podcasturbation #10-0207: Your Penis Brain
Podcasturbation #10-0207: Your Penis Brain There is a popular (but false) belief that a pregnant woman is afflicted with "baby brain", a pregnancy-induced impairment of her mental abilities. I got to thinking about how chronic masturbators are (truly) afflicted with a similar impairment, "Penis Brain". This podcasturbation personally explores the phenomenon. [mast] [masturbation] [chronic] [edging] [JOE] [pathetic] [penis] [stupid] [gooning] [penis babble]  Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
Play Count: 515
Podcasturbation #10-0102: Helpless, helpless, helpless
Podcasturbation #10-0102: Helpless, helpless, helpless Is that the way you feel about your masturbation addiction? [mast] [masturbation] [chronic] [addiction] [humiliation] [JOE] [pathetic]
Play Count: 923
Podcasturbation #09-1215: Are you a man or a masturbator?
In spite of today's tolerant environment, many people believe that real men don't masturbate; or at least, don't masturbate chronically.  So which are you: a man, or a masturbator. This audio program will help you decide. [mast] [masturbation] [chronic] [degradation] [embarrassment] [humiliation] [namecalling] [pathetic] [shame] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #09-1117: Progressive Partial Ejaculations
Podcasturbation #09-1117: Progressive Partial Ejaculations Some masturbators are ejaculation seekers, others are ejaculation avoiders. But most of us, when the ultimate climax comes, just let it all out. Another technique for advanced masturbators is to release the semen in multiple, partial ejaculations. It is difficult to control the urge to bust once ejaculation begins, but with practice you can have multiple orgasms over a short period of time. [mast] [masturbation] [orgasm] [edging] [ejaculation] [teasing] [denial] [ruined orgasm] [JOI] [philosophy of masturbation]
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Podcasturbation #09-1111: It's so shameful
Nearly every masturbator has at sometime encountered the shroud of shame that often surrounds the act of masturbation. In the teasing of teenagers, jokes in books or movies, disapproval of parents or religious figures, prohibition by athletic coaches and scout leaders, casual insults equating masturbation with ineffectualness (what a jerk-off!), etc. Even if the masturbator has never or no longer feels a personal shame for his habit, he can not escape being touched at some point by societies opprobrium. This podcasturbation is dedicated to that aspect of our vocation, and even revels in the naughtiness of it all. [mast] [masturbation] [chronic] [degradation] [embarrassment] [humiliation] [namecalling] [pathetic] [shame] [philosophy of masturbation] [JOE]
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Podcasturbation #09-1108: Motel Rut - part 2
As every chronic masturbator knows from personal experience, sometimes we go into masturbation "rut", humping and rutting our hands and everything that doesn't move fast enough, rutting like crazed minks.  This is likely to happen when you are traveling alone and staying in a private and anonymous hotel room. I had that experience recently, staying several nights in a motel by myself. I masturbated every morning on waking and then again in the evening late into the night. I actually made two other audio recordings in addition to the podcasturbation during my highly fertile rutting phase. This podcasturbation specifically addresses the "going into rut" phenomenon, with examples of furniture fucking, glove fucking, and other serendipitous targets of opportunity. [mast] [masturbation] [orgasm] [chronic] [ejaculation] [JOE] [JOI] [moaning] [gooning] [penis babble] [philosophy of masturbation]
Play Count: 555
Podcasturbation #09-1108: Motel Rut - part 1
As every chronic masturbator knows from personal experience, sometimes we go into masturbation "rut", humping and rutting our hands and everything that doesn't move fast enough, rutting like crazed minks.  This is likely to happen when you are traveling alone and staying in a private and anonymous hotel room. I had that experience recently, staying several nights in a motel by myself. I masturbated every morning on waking and then again in the evening late into the night. I actually made two other audio recordings in addition to the podcasturbation during my highly fertile rutting phase. This podcasturbation specifically addresses the "going into rut" phenomenon, with examples of furniture fucking, glove fucking, and other serendipitous targets of opportunity. [mast] [masturbation] [orgasm] [chronic] [ejaculation] [JOE] [JOI] [moaning] [gooning] [penis babble] [philosophy of masturbation]
Play Count: 540
Podcasturbation #09-1026: It's getting worse all the time
Is your habit getting worse all the time? You know which habit I mean. Every time you do it makes it worse, doesn't it? Are you worried where it will all lead? You should be. Even though there's nothing you can do about it, even if you wanted to.  [mast] [masturbation] [chronic] [addiction] [embarrassment] [humiliation] [JOE] [JOI] [pathetic] [advice to masturbators] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
Play Count: 537
Podcasturbation #09-1016: Confession is Good for the Penis
The second most common urge among nearly all chronic masturbators (after the obvious one) is to "confess" his/her masturbation addiction to someone. It does not matter whether he is a "proud" masturbator celebrating his liberation and solosexual lifestyle, or a shameful guilty masturbator sneaking around in his private wanker closet. We all need to acknowledge, express, validate, and share this paramount dimension of our lives. In this podcasturbation I offer my personal confession and encourage you to offer yours. And yes, there is an orgasmic admission and emission at the end.  [mast] [masturbation] [orgasm] [chronic] [embarrassment] [humiliation] [confession] [pathetic [shame] [philosophy of masturbation] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #09-1005: What part of "No Cumming" don't you understand?
Feeling tired, listless, withdrawn, irritable? You know what's wrong: You've been ejaculating too much again, haven't you? You need someone to set boundaries, limits. Someone to say "stop, before you ejaculate again!", someone who demands "What part of No Cumming don't you understand?" [mast] [masturbation] [chronic] [denial] [JOI] [training] [teasing] [orgasm control] [advice to masturbators] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #09-0814: The Moan of the Male Masturbator
Moaning is not a typical sexual response of the copulatory male; it is more often associated with female sexual response. But the male masturbator regularly indulges in moaning behavior during long intense edging sessions. In this podcasturbation we explore (and experience) the masturbatory moaning response and draw comparisons to female sexual expressions. [mast] [masturbation] [orgasm] [chronic] [edging] [moaning] [ramblefap] [gooning] [penis babble]  Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #09-0719: Hyper-Ejaculation Syndrome
Critics of chronic masturbation claim that masturbating too much causes exhaustion and emotional depression. But current scientific research clearly shows that it is not masturbating too much, but rather ejaculating to excess that is debilitating. In this podcasturbation we take a look at the causes, effects, and treatment of Hyper-Ejaculation Syndrome (H.E.S). An understanding of HES and how to manage our personal ejaculation needs is essential for healthy chronic mastubating. [mast] [masturbation] [chronic] [edging] [ejaculation] [JOE] [JOI] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
Play Count: 697
Podcasturbation #09-0610: Why don't you go fuck yourself?
If you say to a normal male, "Why don't you just go fuck yourself?", you are likely in for trouble. But to a chronic masturbator, the question is an invitation to go enjoy what he loves best. As masturbators we know that there is an always-willing "fuckbuddy" waiting between our own legs, and we can't wait to go "fuck" ourselves.  This podcasturbation explores the complex relationship we have with our fuckbuddy and the things we and it do together. [mast] [masturbation] [chronic] [JOE] [JOI] [penis] [ramblefap] [gooning] [penis babble] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #09-0424: Penis Fixation
Podcasturbation #09-0424: Penis Fixation One of the signal characteristics of a male chronic masturbator is the attention, even devotion, he pays to his penis. "I love my penis" is one of the most common gooning mantras chanted when the masturbator is hovering on the edge of orgasm. But the focus on the penis permeates all his moments, including non-masturbatory ones. In this podcasturbation we explore penis fixation and engage in some of our own. [mast] [masturbation] [orgasm] [chronic] penis] [ramblefap] [gooning] [penis babble]  Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #09-0317: The Urge to Ejaculate
#09-0317: The Urge to Ejaculate This is a topic we've visited before, but never loses interest for the chronic male masturbator: the overwhelming male urge to ejaculate. While the urge is not unique to male masturbators, the way we respond to and manage the urge sets us apart from other normal copulatory males. In this podcasturbation we discuss the nature of the ejaculatory urge and practice our orgasm management skills. This is not one of my more articulate or cerebral essays, but the genuine enthusiasm may make up for lack of redeeming social value.  [mast] [masturbation] [orgasm] [ejaculation] [JOE] [JOI] [moaning] [penis] [ramblefap] [gooning] [penis babble] 
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Podcasturbation #09-0209: Sharing the Load
Podcasturbation #09-0209: Sharing the Load The punning title of this podcasturbation should be understood in both senses: sharing the burden of masturbation addiction, and sharing the loads of cum we masturbators regularly produce.  It began with my second masturbation of the morning, when I was overwhelmed by a desire to share my feelings with my fellow chronic masturbators. Hopefully you will wish to share the load with me.  [mast] [masturbation] [orgasm] [mututal] [chronic] [ejaculation] [JOE] [JOI] [ramblefap] [gooning] [penis babble]  Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #09-0201: Understanding Masturbation Addiction
Podcasturbation #09-0201: Understanding Masturbation Addiction In the podcasturbation I offer understanding of masturbation addiction. Not understanding in the clinical or medical sense; rather in the intimate personal sense of sympathetic support.  I know, from long personal experience, what it is to live silently with addiction to masturbation, unable to speak about this most important thing in our lives and cut off from fellows who share our experiences. Masturbators crave understanding, and together we can provide it. [mast] [masturbation] [orgasm] [chronic] [JOE] [JOI] [pathetic] [addiction] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #08-1123: This is Your Brain, on Masturbation - part 4

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Podcasturbation #08-1123: This is Your Brain, on Masturbation - part 3

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Podcasturbation #08-1123: This is Your Brain, on Masturbation - part 2

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Podcasturbation #08-1123: This is Your Brain, on Masturbation - part 1
Chronic masturbation is often considered an addiction, and like substance abuse, can lead to profound and irreversible changes in the masturbator's brain. In this audio program we consider the cause and impact of those changes in "This is Your Brain, on Masturbation". The program is in four parts. The first two deal with internal structural differences between normal male brains and the brains of chronic masturbators. We explain these changes by the development of "the masturbation circuit" resulting from continued prolonged masturbatory over-stimulation of the sexual pleasure centers.  The third part examines behavioral and mental dysfunctions following recruitment or consumption of other brain resources to support the masturbation circuit. And the fourth concludes with guided edging, to help the listener experience and assess the strength of the masturbation circuit in his own brain. For the comfort of the listener, ejaculatory relief is granted at the ends of parts 1, 2, and 4.
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Podcasturbation #08-1106: Are You a Penis Person?
Podcasturbation #08-1106: Are You a Penis Person? Do you use your penis for sex with a partner? Or is you penis your sex partner? If the latter, then you are a penis person. [mast] [masturbation] [orgasm] [chronic] [edging] [ejaculation] [JOE] [moaning] [penis] [ramblefap] [gooning] [penis babble]  Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #08-1029: Do you want to cum? How bad?
Podcasturbation #08-1029: Do you want to cum? How bad? More coaching for the edging masturbator. In this session we discuss your need to ejaculate and whether it is sufficient to justify a full satisfying release. My advice is to take nothing for granted. [mast] [masturbation] [orgasm control] [denial] [edging] [ejaculation] [JOI] [teasing] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #08-1010: Shame on you, part 2
Podcasturbation #08-1010: Shame on you, part 2 Our first experiences of self-gratification are often mixed with shame. For some of us, the shame and enjoyment of masturbation cyclically reinforce each other to the extent that they become inseparably bound. The early imprinting lasts a lifetime, and shame remains our constant familiar when we masturbate. But the shame also becomes eroticized, intensifying and animating our masturbatory pleasures. This continues the essay, taking us from adolescence through the shame of adult masturbation addiction. I apologize for inferior audio quality due to technical reasons. [mast] [masturbation] [orgasm] [shame] [degradation] [embarrassment]  [humiliation] [pathetic] [philosophy of masturbation] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #08-0928: Emergency Pressure Release
Podcasturbation #08-0928: Emergency Pressure Release Every masturbator has been in this dire situation: you absolutely positively must masturbate, but you have limited time to do it. The pressure is unbearable and must be released. Today I felt that way and chose to fuck it all out with the aid of my plastic pussy. [mast] [masturbation] [orgasm] [chronic] [ejaculation] [moaning] [quickie] [ramblefap] [gooning] [penis babble] [plastic pussy] [pussy pants] [pathetic] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #08-0924 : Shame on you pt. 1
Our first experiences of self-gratification are often mixed with shame. For some of us, the shame and enjoyment of masturbation cyclically reinforce each other to the extent that they become inseparably bound. The early imprinting lasts a lifetime, and shame remains our constant familiar when we masturbate. But the shame also becomes eroticized, intensifying and animating our masturbatory pleasures. Not all masturbators feel thus. Many are "proud masturbators" and have little understanding an less sympathy for those who remain "shameful masturbators". But if you are one of those with conflicted feelings about your masturbation addiction, who find a perverse excitement in your sense of shameful indulgence, this podcasturbation is for you. Join me and let's experience the pains and pleasures of our secret shameful habit. This first part deals with our first introduction to masturbation and the shame that teenage boys instinctively feel about their secret discovery. [mast] [masturbation] [orgasm] [shame] [degradation] [embarrassment]  [humiliation] [pathetic] [philosophy of masturbation] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #08-0810 : No Cumming Today
Podcasturbation #08-0810 : No Cumming Today Another guide for edgers. This one is aimed at the skilled multi-day edger who needs a little coaching to avoid indulging his desire for gratuitous ejaculations. As the title indicates, this is a no-cumming day for you. [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [teasing] [denial] [edging] [orgasm control] [JOI] [penis babble] [frustration] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #08-0803: Controlling the Urge to Ejaculate
Podcasturbation #08-0803: Controlling the Urge to Ejaculate A critical success factor for chronic masturbation is to control the natural male urge to ejaculate. This podcasturbation explores why and how we do so. As always, the listener is invited to join me in a hands-on demonstration. [mast] [masturbation] [chronic] [orgasm control] [denial] [edging] [ejaculation] [JOI] [training] [advice to masturbators] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #08-0629: Ruined Orgasm
Podcasturbation #08-0629: Ruined Orgasm We explore (and experience) the exquisite agony of the ruined orgasm. (There are some silence gaps on this recording) [mast] [masturbation] [orgasm] [ruined orgasm] [denial] [edging] [ejaculation] [handjob] [JOI][teasing] [advice to masturbators] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation ##08-0617: Fundamentals of Edging for Newly Chronic Masturbators
Podcasturbation ##08-0617: Fundamentals of Edging for Newly Chronic Masturbators I recently read a sad fact in a masturbation survey: only 9% of straight male masturbators go for more than 20 minutes before ejaculating. Any seriously chronic masturbator feels pity for males unaware of the basic technique of edging and life's greatest pleasure: extended near-orgasmic bliss. In fact, I might argue that the practice of edging is what separates the true chronic masturbator from a merely recreational masturbator. This got me to thinking that we need a Public Service Announcement for newly-chronic masturbators to introduce them to the art of edging. This podasturbation is intended to fill that need. (There are some silence gaps in this recording.) [mast] [masturbation] [gooning] [orgasm] [chronic] [edging] [JOE] [JOI] [moaning] [training [advice to masturbators]
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Podcasturbation #08-0608: The sofa-sexual masturbator: couch copulation and furniture fucking
Podcasturbation #08-0608: The sofa-sexual masturbator: couch copulation and furniture fucking Solo-sexual chronic masturbators often exhibit tendencies of sofa-sexuality. You won't find that term (yet) in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, although there are a few scattered uses of it on the Web. I take sofa-sexuality to mean deriving gratification from sexual intercourse with a sofa (as opposed to on a sofa), chair, or other consenting adult furniture.  I use it interchangeably with the alliterative phrases couch copulation and furniture fucking. Though society may disparage having sex with furniture, there is much to recommend it. Furniture is both accommodative and non-judgmental, allowing even the shyest and most insecure male to practice important coital positions and movements without fear of failure or rejection. Many adolescent males develop sexual skill and confidence by copulating with couches before moving on to more conventional human partners. Chronic masturbators may continue the practice into maturity, in addition to or even in place of intercourse with a partner. I am one of those, and in this audio program I offer my personal history and thoughts on sofa-sexuality as I penetrate deeply into the matter until thoroughly exhausted. [mast] [masturbation] [gooning] [orgasm] [chronic] [moaning] [pathetic] [furniture fucking] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Pussy Penetration Anxiety Disorder

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Podcasturbation #08-0530: Pussy Pants
Podcasturbation #08-0530: Pussy Pants A masturbator is nothing if not ingenious in his obsession. Here is a way I have devised to combine the advantages of self-stimulation with the classic feeling of penetration and thrusting.  [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm][thrusting] [penitration] [plastic pussy] [cuming in pants] [chronic] [pathetic] [penis babble] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #08-0519: Are you a moaner?
Podcasturbation #08-0519: Are you a moaner? We all know about females who respond so strongly in sex they lose it all and moan uncontrollably. But what about male masturbators? Do you moan like a woman getting fucked? Download the file, pull your pants down, and moan along with me. [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [orgasm] [chronic] [embarrassment] [JOE] [moaning] [stupid] [penis babble] [philosophy of masturbation] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #08-0511c: I'd like to ask you a personal question: Are you a masturbator? - Part 3
Podcasturbation #08-0511c: I'd like to ask you a personal question: Are you a masturbator? - Part 3 A podcasturbation questionnaire in 3 parts. I go over the warning signs of masturbation addiction and ask you to consider whether they apply. I illustrate with my own experiences. Each part ends with my orgasm, and perhaps yours as well. [mast] [masturbation] [therapy] [counseling] [chronic] [addiction] [edging] [embarrassment] [helpless] [JOE] [pathetic] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #08-0511b: I'd like to ask you a personal question: Are you a masturbator? - Part 2
Podcasturbation #08-0511b: I'd like to ask you a personal question: Are you a masturbator? - Part 2 A podcasturbation questionnaire in 3 parts. I go over the warning signs of masturbation addiction and ask you to consider whether they apply. I illustrate with my own experiences. Each part ends with my orgasm, and perhaps yours as well. [mast] [masturbation] [therapy] [counseling] [chronic] [addiction] [edging] [embarrassment] [helpless] [JOE] [pathetic] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #08-0511a I'd like to ask you a personal question: Are you a masturbator? - Part 1
Podcasturbation #08-0511a: I'd like to ask you a personal question: Are you a masturbator? - Part 1 A podcasturbation questionnaire in 3 parts. I go over the warning signs of masturbation addiction and ask you to consider whether they apply. I illustrate with my own experiences. Each part ends with my orgasm, and perhaps yours as well. [mast] [masturbation] [therapy] [counseling] [chronic] [addiction] [edging] [embarrassment] [helpless] [JOE] [pathetic] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #07-1005: The Slippery Slope
We've all been there. We shouldn't masturbate today. We won't masturbate today. And then a stray erotic thought ... and before we know it we are sliding down the slippery slope of temptation. [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [chronic] [addiction] [can't stop] [embarrassment] [shame] [weakness] [philosophy of masturbation] [giving in] [personal history] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #07-0930: How Hard Can It Be?
A meditation on the special relationship between the male masturbator and his erection. Ladies too might find some academic interest in this one. [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [erections] [edging] [ejaculation] [embarrassment] [humiliation] [masturbatory impotence] [pathetic] [penis] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #07-0824: Control Yourself
We consider whether you have been masturbating too much, and what (if anything) you can do about it. [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [orgasm] [controlling masturbation] [chronic] [denial] [JOI] [pathetic] [shame] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators] [orgasm management] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #07-0808: I want to be good but my penis won't let me
Do you struggle to control your masturbation addiction? It's a question of who is stronger:  You, or your penis? [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [addiction] [compulsion] [chronic] [humiliation] [pathetic] [penis] [shame] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #07-0805: I'm full of it
Do you ever feel full of it? Full of semen, that is? There's only one thing for a masturbator to do. [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [ejaculatory urgency] [quick ejaculation] [JOE]  [moaning]  [penis] [quickie] [penis babble] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #07-0727: I miss fucking
Even a chronic masturbator sometimes yearns for the real thing. But not enough to let go of his own penis. [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [chronic] [humiliation] [pathetic] [pussy penetration anxiety] [masturbatory impotence] [fucking] [penis babble] [philosophy of masturbation] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #07-0722: Do You Worry You do it Too Much?
Do You Worry You do it Too Much? If you are worried that you might be masturbating too much, then you are. Is there hope? Well, no. And yes. Sort of. [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [chronic] [addiction] [compulsive]  [humiliation] [pathetic] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators] [stop masturbating] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #07-0716: Just Sitting around Jerking Off
A listener asked for a podcasturbation of just jerking off for fun. I tried to keep it simple, but couldn't help expanding a bit on that deliciously expressive term, "jerking off" [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [JOE] [JOI] [moaning] [penis babble] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #07-0704: Orgasm Management 101
Fundamentals of Orgasm Management. Efficient management of ejaculatory resources to achieve personal masturbation objectives. Full, partial, and ruined ejaculations, as well as orgasm delay/denial. [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm control] [denial] [edging] [JOE] [JOI] [penis babble] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #07-0629: Masturbation Makes You Stupid
Do feel "stupid" when you masturbate? If you are a serious edger, you know what I mean, and how good it feels just to let your IQ dribble out.  [M4M] [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [edging] [JOE] [JOI] [moaning] [stupid] [penis babble] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #07-0619: Just One Word: Plastics
I want to say one word to you. Just one word. Are you listening? "Plastics."  Plastic Pussies, that is. I'm on the make again for my plastic pussy, fucking the daylights out of it and reminiscing about how the real ones used to feel.   [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [humiliation] [pathetic] [fleshlight] [plastic pussy] [pussy penetration anxiety] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #07-0608: The Urge to Masturbate
Podcasturbation #07-0608: The Urge to Masturbate Let's talk about the urge to masturbate. Why is it so irresistible? [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [chronic] [philosophy of masturbation] Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/
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Podcasturbation #07-0603: Opportunity to Masturbate
An unanticipated opportunity came up, and what else could I do? In this unplanned podcasturbation I ramble on about the experience of being a chronic addicted masturbator and edge myself to orgasm. [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [edging] [ejaculation] [moaning] [philosophy of masturbation] Produced by http://onania.org/asm/
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Masturbation Addiction Support Hotline Podcast #17-0615 - Invitation to ladies
Audio introduction to Onania's Masturbation Addiction Support Hotline. A special invitation for ladies to call. See http://onania.org/asm
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Masturbation Addiction Support Hotline Podcast #17-0615
Audio introduction to Onania's Masturbation Addiction Support Hotline by and for chronic masturbators like you. Talk frankly and confidentially with other people living with chronic masturbation addiction; share the pleasures and challenges, enjoy mutual support and understanding. See http://onania.org/asm
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Podcasturbation #07-0527: Introduction to Edging
In this long [60 minutes] podcasturbation I provide a discussion of edging and an introductory exercise. It is aimed at the newly chronic masturbator who is inexperienced with edging or having trouble getting the hang of it. Surgeon General's Warning: Edging may be habit forming and lead to incurable masturbation addiction; listen at your own risk [M4M] [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [chronic] [countdown] [edging] [ejaculation] [JOE] [JOI] [training] [orgasm control] [penis babble] [advice to masturbators]
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Podcasturbation #07-0524: Fucking my Penis
A chronic masturbator doesn't fuck with his penis -- rather, he fucks his penis.  [M4M] [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [JOE] [JOI] [stupid] [teasing] [quickie] [penis babble] [orgasm]
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Podcasturbation #07-0523: It's OK, Admit It
It's OK, admit it: you are addicted to masturbation. If you have recently realized that you are addicted, having trouble admitting it to yourself, or just suspect that you might be addicted, listen to this podcasturbation. It will help you recognize, admit, and accept your masturbation addiction. [M4A] [mast] [masturbation] [addiction] [chronic] [ramblefap] [gooning] [out loud] [JOE] [confession] [questionnaire] [embarrassment] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators]
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Podcasturbation #07-0430: Jennifer takes Richard in hand
A fantasy of a chronic masturbator with a new girlfriend who offers to help him with his pussy-penetration anxiety disorder.  [M4F] [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [exposed] [CFNM] [handjob] [embarrassment] [orgasm control] [teasing] [denial] [begging] [mild Fdom] [pussy penetration anxiety] [humiliation] [training] [fantasy date]
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Podcasturbation #07-0416: Masturbation weekend with a lady friend
After five hours of masturbating, I still can't stop. This is a special fantasy of masturbating for a lady friend.  [M4F] [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [handjob] [penis babble] [public [exposed] [CFNM] [mild Fdom] [teasing] [milking table] [for a lady friend] [wet sounds]
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Podcasturbation #07-0323: Couch Copulation
This program may surprise you: I don't masturbate, I have sexual intercourse. OK, it's with a couch. But still, I penetrate and thrust just like a copulating male with a receptive female. Sometimes even a chronic masturbator like me just has to have a good fuck [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [embarrassment]  [humiliation] [moaning] [pathetic]   [stupid] [sph] [fleshlight] [furniture fucking] [humping]
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Podcasturbation #07-0318: Advice for the Ladies
Most of my podcasturbations are male oriented, as only male addicted masturbators really understand how each other feels. In this program I offer some insight about male chronic masturbation to ladies who may have questions or concerns about the behavior of their partners. I respectfully offer ladies advice about how they may turn the solitary fixation of their partners into a positive dynamic that deepens and cements a relationship. I also masturbate up a storm while pontificating. [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [addiction] [penis babble] [philosophy of masturbation] [wet sounds] [personal history] [advice to masturbators]
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[M] Verification GoneWild Audio onania_org

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Podcasturbation #07-0310: Stopping you-know-what
"It's easy to stop masturbating -- I've stopped hundreds of times!" Sound familiar? My attempts at stopping (or even reducing) the masturbation habit have all met with failure. Moreover, in the process, the very act of stopping has become eroticized, so much so that I can not resist masturbating whenever I think about stopping. I lose before I even get to first base. But then, it's not whether you win or lose that counts, but how you play the game.  [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [orgasm] [masturbation addiction] [stop masturbating] [chronic] [humiliation] [shame] [personal history] 
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Podcasturbation #07-0218: Solitary Masturbation
A long and intense podcasturbation, intended for serious masturbators only. I ruminate on the loneliness of the long-distance masturbator, and his preference for solitary masturbation. Thoughts on secret embarrassing things we like to do when alone such as (attempts at) self-sucking, tasting our semen, silly wanking postures, penetrating household objects, thrusting, and confessing.   [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [chronic] [edging] [moaning] [pathetic] [embarrassing] [penis] [stupid] 
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Podcasturbation #07-0214: Plastic Pussy Fucking
Chronic masturbators are often pussy-challenged and feel more confident fucking the plastic ones. I discuss pussy fucking anxieties while giving my FleshLight a work out.  [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm][pathetic] [pussy penetration anxiety] [erectile failure] [humiliation] 
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Podcasturbation #07-0216: First Time Masturbating, Part 2
Continuing my sexual history and development into a total chronic addicted masturbator.  [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [addiction] [chronic] [pathetic] [virgin] [first time] [personal history]
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Podcasturbation #07-0208: First Time Masturbating, part 1
my early sexual history leading up to my first masturbatory orgasm. What, you've never put your penis in a vacuum cleaner hose? [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [chronic] [shame] [teen] [virgin] [first time masturbating] [boy]
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Podcasturbation #07-0205: Teasing and Squirting
Random wanking fantasy about girls watching, teasing, and (gasp) putting me back in my chastity device. [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [chastity device] [denial] [embarrassment] [humiliation] [pathetic]
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Podcasturbation #07-0130: CFNM Squirt
A little quickie, my second of the day. It winds up being a mini-CFNM fantasy.  [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [CFNM] [mild Fdom] [embarrassment] [quickie] 
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Podcasturbation #07-0124: I might get caught
I might get caught. I am masturbating while I'm alone, but I expect to get interrupted. That got me to thinking about the "getting caught" theme again. Do I get to finish? Or am I caught with my pants down?  [mast] [masturbation] [wet sounds] [embarrassment] [getting caught] [gooning] [ramblefap] 
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Podcasturbation #07-0119 : Sneaky Masturbator
Sneaky Masturbator. I'm supposed to be at a luncheon, but I can't resist sneaking off to masturbate in secret before I go. Want to sneak one with me?  [mast] [masturbation] [wet sounds] [chronic] [ejaculation] [JOE] [ramblefap] 
Play Count: 888
Podcasturbation #07-0118 : Quickie Jerk to Porn Pics
Quickie Jerk to Porn Pics. A quickie job when I have a few minutes alone. I masturbate to some big breast pics and tell you about my fantasies. Then count down to ejaculation. [mast] [masturbation] [wet sounds] [breasts] [porn] [ejaculation] [gooning] [ramblefap] 
Play Count: 1669
Podcasturbation #07-0108: Are you a masturbator?
Are you a masturbator? - You are a chronic masturbator, aren't you? Otherwise, why are you reading this? [chronic] [edging] [ejaculation]  [gooning] [JOE] [JOI] [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [stupid] [wet sounds]
Play Count: 1938
Podcasturbation #07-0117: Getting Caught
Ramblings about getting caught with your pants down masturbating.  [chronic] [caught] [ejaculation] [embarrassment] [mast] [masturbation [public] [ramblefap] [wet sounds]
Play Count: 1944
Podcasturbation #07-0103: Jacking to Jill (and Rob)
I masturbate watching a video from robandjill.com, one of my favorite early Orgasm Tease and Denial sites. Jill has Rob on the "Draining Table", and I drain myself right along with him.  The website above seems now abandoned by Rob and Jill, and now contains mostly archive stuff of other videos.  
Play Count: 423
Podcasturbation #17-0722: I'm glad you are a pathetic masturbator!
I'm glad you are a pathetic masturbator! - It arouses me. I like you that way. Is that wrong of me?  [addicted] [chronic] [degradation] [humiliation] [mast] [masturbation] [namecalling] [pathetic] [shame] [wet sounds]
Play Count: 2169
Podcasturbation #06-1231: Fucking my FleshLight
Fucking my FleshLight - pervy feelings I get when fucking a plastic pussy. [edging] [ejaculation] [fleshlight] [gooning] [mast] [masturbation] [moaning] [orgasm] [pathetic] [plasitc pussy] [ramblefap] [toys]
Play Count: 2118
Podcasturbation #06-1222: Degrees of Masturbation Addiction
Some comments on what it feels like to be addicted to masturbation and pornography.  [addiction] [chronic] [edging] [ejaculation] [embarrassment] [gooning] [handjob] [mast] [masturbation] [orgasm] [pathetic] [[ramblefap] [shame] [wet sounds]
Play Count: 1968
Podcasturbation #06-1216 : Random babbling and gooning
My first attempt. Random babbling and gooning about masturbation, just to check out the recording process. (2006-12-16 12 min.)
Play Count: 2118