Podcasturbation #20-0902: Chant Support for the No-Pussy Masturbator Are you a no-pussy masturbator? Are you one of those pathetic masturbators who ruined yourself for the real thing? Or maybe a shy virgin who never got his dickie wet? But you still crave it, or think you do. And the weird thing, confessing you a no-pussy masturbator arouses you. Here is a long chant session to press your no-pussy buttons. Wait until you are alone, crank up the audio, and chant along with me.