Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime! That's why I FUCK on company time.Hey there! This is just another slutty office worker in a sea of slutty office workers who love creampies. Is there a plot? Negative. Is the story unique in any way? Absofuckinglutely not. Is it worth listening to? I mean, maybe if you wanna get a quick nut out and enjoy squelching noises? Without further ado, here is an audio that's 80% improv, and 20% corny porny lines.
(I apologize if this title or some variation of this title has already been used on GWA. If it hasn't, I'd be shocked, but if it has, my b for being an unoriginal gooner)Play Count: 737 Goth Elf gets hatefucked for Christmas by her North Pole supervisoru/emosquid23 you're so funny don't go bald
Description: The only goth elf at the North Pole has the stereotypical bad attitude, which means she’s a bit of liability on the toy assembly line. She’s always ditching work to fuck off somewhere, and her extremely Xmas-pilled supervisor has had it up to HERE. (Pretty low hand gesture, honestly - he’s also an elf, so he’s not that tall.) When he finally drops the friend boss routine and gets in her face, she seizes the opportunity to push his buttons. What results is a rough fingerbang and a doggystyle hatefuck into a wall, and she couldn’t be happier about it.Play Count: 3207 Bullying Your Timid Classmate Until She Cums On Your CockScript by u/kopaf12686!
You aren’t a nice person. You know it’s true and you don’t try to hide it. You love picking on the girls at your university, one of which you’ve known for a very long time. After bumping into her in the hallway today, she asks you to meet her in an empty classroom after class to tell you off, but you know better. She loves the way you always bully her, and you know exactly how to make her finally admit it.Play Count: 2754 Dick so hard it hurts? Stick it in cider!Another fab fall script from the legendary u/emosquid23!
Summary: Your frisky girlfriend has dragged you out of the house to do fall-type things, but you’re having a hard time focusing on the apple orchard tour because you can’t keep your hands off each other. Maybe it’s all that fresh air or all that fresh fruit, but the apple aphrodisiac is hitting just right and you’re both horny as fuck. She finally gives up the ghost and drags you into a nearby barn, where you spank her ass apple-red and give her the hard fuck she’s been craving.Play Count: 1389 Femcel Princess Forces You to Be Her Prince Charming Forever!Summary: You are a brave and noble prince who heard of a beautiful princess locked away in some dreadful tower. You travel the lands far and wide and climb this treacherous tower only to find a complete mess of a woman who claims to be your beloved bride-to-be. However, something isn't right...and before you have the chance to realize, it's far too late. Welcome to your new kingdom.
Original Script by u/BillyYandereCyrusPlay Count: 2682 ACTUAL New Equipment Test ClipOkay. So. I found out there's actually a front and a back to the new mic I got. I was recording from the wrong side this whole time. This audio... this audio is recorded from the front.Play Count: 708 A Late-Night Voicemail ConfessionYou went on a first date with Daisy... and it must've gone well because she can't seem to stop thinking about you!
Note: I'm just experimenting with filter EQ settings here. I might flesh this out into a full-fledged erotic audio at some point.Play Count: 1029 ADHD + Weed + Me = This RamblefapMy first (only?) ramblefap! Will I regret this? Only time will tell! Better upload this before I sober up enough to feel shame againnnnnPlay Count: 3019 Your best friend can't stop fingerfucking herself stupid at the thought of you!Script by u/ElbyWritesAgain!
I'm going to be honest, the number one reason why I'm filling this script is that it mentions Shin Ramyun. The morning sodium bloat is so... SO worth it.
Oxbones' Shin Ramyun:
Use like... 1.5 cups of water instead of whatever it says on the back! I also like to throw a few frozen dumplings at the same time as the noodles, and then a big fistful of chopped green onions toward the end.
Don't overcook it. The noodles should be firm and bouncy.
Oh, and if you have some kimchi and leftover beef bulgogi on the side to eat with each spoonful??
HEAVENLY.
That little bite of sweet and savory beef with the ultra-salty broth... punctuated by that deliciously sour kick from the kimchi to cut through all of that richness... AAAAAAA!!!!
God, I'm salivating.
What was I here for again?Play Count: 16575 Beach MILF manipulates an obnoxious college guy into calling her "Mommy"Script by u/emosquid23!
A stacked MILF is just trying to soak up some sun at the beach when a cocky college kid sprawls out next to her to try out his pick-up lines. She’s more pissed than impressed, but when she realizes how easily rattled he is, she starts to have a little fun with him after all. After realizing he’s horny enough to mold like clay, she gets him alone and teaches him how to please an older woman.Play Count: 12489 Medusa mercilessly turns you into her petrified playthingScript by u/TheWritingJedi!
In a cavernous lair, a seductive Gorgon toys with a brave hero, her sultry whispers and teasing licks unraveling his resolve as he struggles to keep his eyes closed, knowing one glance will turn him to stone. She expertly drives him to ecstasy, riding him with relentless passion until he succumbs, his climax shattering his control and tempting him to peek. Can the hero hold out, or will he end up like the others?Play Count: 6629 Office girl begs for her job backScript by u/gowonzu2scripts! You just found out that due to budget cuts, you have to fire your lovely receptionist. It’ll be hard, as she’s been a loyal employee and you like her a lot, but it must be done. When you sit down with her to tell her the bad news, though, she makes it clear that she's not going down without a fight. Well, she is going down...just...not like that.Play Count: 4453