ACTUAL New Equipment Test ClipOkay. So. I found out there's actually a front and a back to the new mic I got. I was recording from the wrong side this whole time. This audio... this audio is recorded from the front.Play Count: 134 A Late-Night Voicemail ConfessionYou went on a first date with Daisy... and it must've gone well because she can't seem to stop thinking about you!
Note: I'm just experimenting with filter EQ settings here. I might flesh this out into a full-fledged erotic audio at some point.Play Count: 249 ADHD + Weed + Me = This RamblefapMy first (only?) ramblefap! Will I regret this? Only time will tell! Better upload this before I sober up enough to feel shame againnnnnPlay Count: 1416 Your best friend can't stop fingerfucking herself stupid at the thought of you!Script by u/ElbyWritesAgain!
I'm going to be honest, the number one reason why I'm filling this script is that it mentions Shin Ramyun. The morning sodium bloat is so... SO worth it.
Oxbones' Shin Ramyun:
Use like... 1.5 cups of water instead of whatever it says on the back! I also like to throw a few frozen dumplings at the same time as the noodles, and then a big fistful of chopped green onions toward the end.
Don't overcook it. The noodles should be firm and bouncy.
Oh, and if you have some kimchi and leftover beef bulgogi on the side to eat with each spoonful??
HEAVENLY.
That little bite of sweet and savory beef with the ultra-salty broth... punctuated by that deliciously sour kick from the kimchi to cut through all of that richness... AAAAAAA!!!!
God, I'm salivating.
What was I here for again?Play Count: 11740 Beach MILF manipulates an obnoxious college guy into calling her "Mommy"Script by u/emosquid23!
A stacked MILF is just trying to soak up some sun at the beach when a cocky college kid sprawls out next to her to try out his pick-up lines. She’s more pissed than impressed, but when she realizes how easily rattled he is, she starts to have a little fun with him after all. After realizing he’s horny enough to mold like clay, she gets him alone and teaches him how to please an older woman.Play Count: 9083 Medusa mercilessly turns you into her petrified playthingScript by u/TheWritingJedi!
In a cavernous lair, a seductive Gorgon toys with a brave hero, her sultry whispers and teasing licks unraveling his resolve as he struggles to keep his eyes closed, knowing one glance will turn him to stone. She expertly drives him to ecstasy, riding him with relentless passion until he succumbs, his climax shattering his control and tempting him to peek. Can the hero hold out, or will he end up like the others?Play Count: 4557 Office girl begs for her job backScript by u/gowonzu2scripts! You just found out that due to budget cuts, you have to fire your lovely receptionist. It’ll be hard, as she’s been a loyal employee and you like her a lot, but it must be done. When you sit down with her to tell her the bad news, though, she makes it clear that she's not going down without a fight. Well, she is going down...just...not like that.Play Count: 2561