That’s how most of you end up, it’s true. A guy comes up, he’s nervous, he asks one of us what we have down there, so we show him, and then it just sort of escalates from there, in the heat of the moment. Accidents happen and then we have a mess on our hands, a male to ship off to the pound. I never like that, though. You did it the right way, really, trying to ignore me. No, really – I mean it! You did well! You did really well honey – and I’m proud of you! See? Mmm, you’ve been a good boy. I don’t want you to get hurt. That’s why I’m claiming you. Script is by the magnificent /u/Phyrrusapier.