Aoife, Your Irish Girlfriend - Head GamesLookit, you're a man right?
I'm confused by what some gobshite on the YouTube is saying about men and women texting.
Help me understand this load of shite, would ye? Ah sure, don't worry, I'll suck your cock while we talk, you know yourself.Play Count: 4089
The Shift Change [loving relationship][fucking][speaker doesn't orgasm]I love this script because it addresses a really important issue that I don't see depicted too often, especially in porn. Sometimes, some women don't cum. It's not you, it's nothing to do with their enjoyment, or how much they like sex, it's simply that sometimes, some women have an issue with it.
It doesn't have to be a big problem - sometimes, it's just that her partner came quickly and she didn't sync up with him. Sometimes there's other reasons. But bottom line, it's not something to worry about it.
If your partner doesn't orgasm from sex, you can ask her if she concerned about it. If she is, maybe there are other kinds of sex that do make her cum, or maybe she wants to explore it herself. But if she's okay with it, you should be too.
Connection, intimacy, pleasure, fun and love are way more important anyway. ❤️
From the awesome script by u/NSFWilhelm https://redd.it/477n0zPlay Count: 3832
Listen Up! Fuck I Miss You!Just your average voicemail, no big deal...
more at /r/evesgardenPlay Count: 3936
Little Blue PillSo you say you have something to tell me...
I have not specified the age or medical condition of the listener because I wanted to make this as general as possible. As you'll read below, drugs like Viagra can be used by men with or without erectile dysfunction, and is suitable for anyone from 18-80 (or beyond, who knows!)
Please Read!
This audio is a work of fiction, and not meant to represent the actual effects of any drug.
I’m not a doctor, but please keep the following in mind regarding any 'erectile dysfunction' medication:
1. These are prescription medicines; only take them after talking to a health professional and discussing your medical history and any other medications or supplements you are currently taking. Always read the leaflet that comes with the drug.
2. They increase blood flow everywhere, including your cock. They don’t make you horny, make you cum more, make your refraction period shorter, or anything like that. In fact they should only be used when you are already aroused or interested in sex.
3. The hardness of your cock should last about 3-4 hours, even after cumming (like in this audio). Some men report that they can fuck for 45 minutes, even after cumming. If you remain hard longer than that, which is rare, you should seek medical attention.
4. It is not just for erectile dysfunction or older guys - it is approved for use in men over 18, and many younger men use it just for the fun of it.
5. Like any medication, take it seriously and watch out for side effects, like headache, vision changes, etc. (You can actually get a blue tinge to your vision, temporarily, believe it or not!). If you experience breathing problems, racing heart, etc, see a doctor immediately.Play Count: 6992
Hypnotic Erotic - Unlocked: A Multiple HFO experienceThis script by /u/TheMagWolf was incredibly intense and sensual, and very stimulating to perform :D. I’ve done HFO hypno audios before, but this is the first time I’ve tried to give you multiple HFO’s.
As with most hypno experiences, everyone reacts differently - if you don’t have any HFO’s the first time, keep practising :p
So... shall we try to unlock you?Play Count: 15123
Cock Worship - So You Had a Bad DayThis is the way I like to greet my man when you come home from work all pissed off from those asshats you work with...
more audios at eraudica.com or patreon.com/eves_garden_erotic_audioPlay Count: 8512
To the Passenger in 38aWhat would you do if you received this message?
Hundreds more audios at r/evesgardenPlay Count: 6675
Five Fantasies, Five Orgasms Part 5 - Sensual Morning SexHere it is, the final fantasy (wasn’t that a movie?) in this series…
You may have noticed that this series was like an audio itself - a slow start, just thinking about sex, just imagining and fantasizing, then moving on to touching and fingering, leading naturally to oral sex and then to an explosively primal fuck. Now this audio is like the afterglow portion…the slow, sensual comedown from all that teasing and pounding. The sleepy, sexy, cozy kind of morning sex you have when you’re just so worn out from all that fucking but you want that last little taste of sugar….
If you want to hear all the audios put together in one hour-long fantasy fiesta, like I originally imagined, you can find it here, or you can email me about downloading it.
I hope you’ve enjoyed this little series, I certainly have. I’ll have to do more series like this, because I do have so many fantasies…Play Count: 8822
5 Fantasies, 5 Orgasms Part 3 - Get on Your Knees and Lick MeIn this fantasy I'm feeling a little dommy...
You've got me so hot I just need to use your tongue and your fingers to cum. I want you on your knees, doing what I say, licking and sucking and stroking until I explode...
more audio at r/EvesgardenPlay Count: 7234
I'm Done Being Sweet - I Want YouI like the emotion in this great script by RescinableStare - your friend/roommate finds out you're into a certain other girl (meaning not her) and she's had it. She's angry and jealous and emotional, and she wants you to know, once and for all, how much she wants you.
She's tired of being the sweet, patient, funny best friend. She wants your cock, now!
in stereo - headphones recommended. The middle section is intentionally a little quieter than the rest - she's momentarily sated and wants to suck your cock with some quiet sensuality before she makes you pound her up against the wall!
more audio at r/EvesgardenPlay Count: 9277
5 Fantasies, 5 Orgasms Part 2 - Finger Me in the LibraryIn this fantasy, I don't just touch myself...
We're in the library, and we're supposed to be studying, but all I can focus on is your hand slipping up under my skirt and your cock grinding against my ass....
more audio at /r/evesgardenPlay Count: 6897
Wake Up GentlyI know you don't want to get out of bed...Play Count: 7680
Go Fuck Yourself! Eve's Playful FemdomEvery once in a while I feel a bit dominant towards my willing minions....just now and then, I feel my own power over their cocks...and it's such a delight.
I would never humiliate or belittle anyone, so this isn't even really typical femdom. It's basically me just telling you what to do, taking control, being above it all as I make you stroke yourself for me.
You'd better enjoy it.
more at my subreddit r/evesgardenPlay Count: 8538
No JOI for You Level 1 - A Challenge for Your Commute HomeSo you like to be teased, huh?
Okay....
Wanna play a little game with me?
It's called No JOI for you...and the rules are simple. On your way home from work or school tonight, I want you to listen to this and not touch yourself...not until you get home or somewhere private.
Think you can handle it?
more at my subreddit r/EvesgardenPlay Count: 9971
Do as I Say and Fuck Me! Eve's FemdomAll my erotic audios for men are from a positive perspective, and so is my version of femdom. I never use namecalling or humiliation - I'm just a sexy woman who knows what she wants and gets it!
More audio at my subreddit /r/evesgardenPlay Count: 8719
The Succubus Part 2: Bound to YouIt began long ago...
that Halloween night you summoned me, dragged me from hell to cross over into the human realm...you and your ancient texts and incantations...
I used you then...for my own pleasure, for the essence you so helplessly gave me...
but you were clever, weren't you?
Script by /u/leytod
You bound me to you...and now no other man can satisfy me...Play Count: 10588
Aoife (Your Irish Girlfriend) Fancy a Ride?Your Irish girlfriend is at it again!
Find more Aoife at my personal site Eraudica.com, or patreon.com/eves_garden_erotic_audioPlay Count: 14101
Kissing Booth - With Extra Spice!My old high school sweetheart shows up while I'm working the late shift at the charity kissing booth at the county fair! And now that he's back, he's wants a kiss...and a bit more :P
This script was partially written by StankyTofu, who graciously let me adapt it to suit my style.Play Count: 11800
Your Work WifeToday you jokingly called me your 'work wife'...and I overheard you talking to the new guy, agreeing with him that I'm 'hot'...
So does that mean...?
Because if it does, let me tell you...I'm pretty happy being your work wife. I'd like to start working on some of those conjugal rights...Play Count: 15782
Ask Eve - The Cock Size EpisodeAsk Eve - The Cock Size Episode
You can find the whole Ask Eve series on my personal site, Eraudica.comPlay Count: 13620
Cock Worship: You're Perfect (For Those Who Feel Broken)This audio is all about sensations...about feeling pleasure, about visuals and feelings, about being alive, about appreciating your body for the amazing thing it is...
it's about acceptance and affection, about being appreciated for who you are...
it's for anyone who thinks he's broken, or who thinks his body doesn't work properly, or isn't up to standard
it's not about cumming....it's just about feeling - pleasure, acceptance, tenderness, sexual desire and fulfillment
it's about how perfect you are, just the way you arePlay Count: 17802
E.V.E. (Erotic Virtual Entity): QuarantineE.V.E - Erotic Virtual Entity - Character and Series created by /u/leytod
You are the captain of the deep space ship Evergreen, and your ship’s AI systems include a lovely subroutine called E.V.E - erotic virtual entity, whose purpose is to maintain the sexual health and well-being of her crew.
Through your Sexual Health Exercises with E.V.E., you’ve discovered that this sentient computer program is becoming more and more human with every encounter. She is naive sometimes, incredibly knowledgeable about your body’s needs, and fascinated by her Captain, whom she has come to love. She is able to enter her captain’s mind through a neural interface and present him with a physical image of herself, someone he can touch and kiss and share his body with, just as if she were a real woman.
In this episode, a deadly virus has spread through a deep space station, and you and the entire crew are now in quarantine, separated from each other and isolated in your quarters. E.V.E is carefully monitoring your recovery, and understands that pleasure and intimacy can help the healing process.
Script by /u/leytodPlay Count: 15049
Aoife (Your Irish Girlfriend) and The DreamAnother improv audio I just made up the other night, all about a mad dream Aoife had, which nevertheless got her all hot 'n boddered.
Would you let her ride you, so? While she tells you all about this mad dream?
A tiny bit of gaeilge in this one:
"tusa" (tussa) - it's a way of saying you but with emphasis, like You, yourself! Or in italics, sort of 'Yes, I mean you!)
"mo stórin" - my little treasure
"tá grá agam duit" - I love you ❤️Play Count: 15416
Don't Listen to This (A Whispery Tease to Tempt You When You Really Shouldn't Touch Yourself)Don't listen to this...
if you're somewhere you really shouldn't get all worked up
if you don't have time or privacy to touch yourself
if you can't get lost in my fantasy of jerking you off under the table
if you don't like the idea of coming helplessly all over my handPlay Count: 17358
Special Occasion BlowjobThe special occasion in this audio might not be what you're expecting - this is a soft, romantic, quiet audio about welcoming you to bed after a late night at work. I set myself the challenge of recording a loving audio that expressed that emotion without saying the words "I love you"Play Count: 14230
Kiss Me Long and SlowLet me describe to you, in detail, a fantasy I have about you...Play Count: 14548
GWAC VerificationI'm so glad someone finally made a subreddit for comedy sex audios!Play Count: 19903
Girl Boss: Interviewing My New Personal AssistantYour CV looks impressive, all that remains is to get a look at you...go on, get your trousers off
(British accent. Very tongue in cheek.)
900+ free audios and exclusives at
eraudica.comPlay Count: 22875
Would You Ever Go Down on Me? With Aoife Your Irish GirlfriendRight so, I was listenin' to some audio porn, like, and it got me all hot an boddered.
You know I'm just after takin' care a you downstairs so....
Would you ever just go down on me, like? Ah, that's brilliant! You're a star!
Lessons from an Older Woman: Lesson 1, the JOI of SexIn this new series, I’m a sexy older woman guiding a younger, more inexperienced man through lessons in sex. In a lot of older woman/young man scenarios, the emphasis is on a kind of fdom sort of scenario. But you know me - my version of fdom is always loving and encouraging.
So join this cougar, little cub, it’s time for your first lesson.
*And if you aren't a younger man...well, you can cast your mind back to what it was like when you were* :PPlay Count: 29966
Customer Satisfaction JOI by Eve's GardenI understand your concerns, sir, and I do apologize, but there's nothing more I can do.
Well, perhaps there is something I can do to ensure your satisfaction...
Bedtime Rambles: What I Find Sexy About MenThe first of three audios inspired by different scenes/movies/situations I come across. In this one I mention a scene from the movie Magic Mike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsdFgC_8pb0
more audios at r/evesgardenPlay Count: 22264
A Little Message for...Protective GuysAn audio love letter for all the protective guys out there...
more audios at my subreddit, /r/evesgardenPlay Count: 22610
Sweet Nothings - It's Ok to Not Be OkI know you haven't been doing too well lately, and it's okay. Snuggle up with me and let me comfort you.
more audios at /r/evesgardenPlay Count: 22480
How Do You Want Me? An Erotic Short Story by Eve's GardenI wrote this passage as part of a scene in a romance novel, and then thought it might sound really good in an audio.
Find more at my subreddit, /r/evesgardenPlay Count: 22537
Sneaking Out of the PartyMeet me in the closet...
hundreds more erotic/ non-erotic audios at r/evesgardenPlay Count: 26645
Silent Night (Spending Christmas at my Family's House)We've been spending the holidays at my family's...and it's driving me crazy. This bed is uncomfortable, I haven't had a moment alone with you, and these walls are too thin for us to really indulge in each other, I'm losing my mind! I'm giddy from either too much chocolate or spiked egg nog (there's a burst of real laughter in here, just be prepared)
I love you so much...and I want you so badly. Maybe we can have a silent night together, and just make love...
more audios at /r/evesgardenPlay Count: 27456
Christmas at Aoife'sYour Irish girlfriend talks you into going round to her ma's for Christmas dinner...
more at /r/evesgardenPlay Count: 27809
Love Bites: Helping You Wait Out Your VaxWaiting that fifteen minutes after your jab is tough, I know...so let me send you a voicemail to help you pass the time :P
more at /r/evesgardenPlay Count: 23905
Opening Lines - The Death of Dr. DavidsonFeaturing our narrator In My Hands Audio, and Checkpoint Charlie and Graces Grove as Harrison and Marlena Smythe...Play Count: 30074
blooper with EmmetI was recording a new audio and of course closed the door to my room to keep the cats out. Well, Emmet decided to make his displeasure known...Play Count: 34574
FWB: A Meta Audio Adventure - Option 2If you've listened to part one and want to skip to the alternate ending, it starts at timestamp 35:30 or so.Play Count: 39178
Preview - Prologue of my new novel (a work in progress)This isn't the prequel to Stay With Me, I'm being a capricious *artiste* and working on a different book while I chase the muse for Wait For Me (said prequel).Play Count: 37966
Gawd, yer yooooge! Cock Worship in NYCAnd I also got a request for a New York/New Joysey type cock sucking audio. This one is a little longuh than my othah one...Play Count: 46219
Why I Like Guitar Players...Someone asked me why I like men who play guitar. Well, let me tell you why...Play Count: 41899
Cock Worship: My Splendid Black ManThis is for all the darker skinned guys out there - a loving, playful, sensual blowjob from your ghostly white girlfriend :P
This is not raceplay, cuck, BBC or anything negative, it's just a normal loving couple enjoying their time together. I make mention of the interracial issue, but only as something that has mildly bothered him that day.Play Count: 49885
Late Night ConfessionYou want to know my secret desires? What I want to do to you, what I want you to do to me? You'd better listen...Play Count: 47702
The Sound of YouA tribute to the sexy men of GWA who turn me into a quivering, trembling, moaning, writhing, whimpering mess. xox
Script by /u/NickelSilverPlay Count: 49889
Love Bites 3 - Shower FunA short and sweet little message to make your work day easier...or harder :)Play Count: 50127
WSEX Episode 2 With Belle and Eve - sampleWorking on the full audio right now, featuring /u/Belle_in_the_woods - here's just a tiny preview of what's to come :PPlay Count: 52932
I got me the shamrock shakesThis might not have been the best idea I've ever had, but here's my attempt at a sucky fucky audio in Irish Gaelic, which I must warn you, is a language I don't speak.
/u/mc_cottle - you owe me onePlay Count: 52927
You Got My Message...Or did you?
Here's what your audio did to me regardless...Play Count: 51338
I'll Get You Off...In More Ways Than One (Preview)Sneak Peak
This is the opening sequence of my newest collaboration with three awesome ladies of GWA - 3F4M, all sucking your cock to get you off... in more ways than one :P
Prosecutor - /u/SillyLittleTeapot
Witness - /u/Belle_in_the_woods
Defense - /u/Cuckoo_BananasPlay Count: 52248
A.I - E.V.E. Erotic Virtual Entity - PreviewWorking on this great new Artificial Intelligence script by /u/leytod, featuring E.V.E - Erotic Virtual Entity. This is just a little previewPlay Count: 51608
PhoenixErotic poetry by /u/OvernexusPlay Count: 50200
Sirius MalfunctionA sexy AI script by /u/homersoc
If you enjoyed this audio, please comment! Comments keep performers and writers going <3Play Count: 56673
Bedtime Stories: Gift of the MagiThe first in a series of public domain stories and books (or stories written by me) to help soothe you off to sleep. Non-sexual, but often romantic, loving, tender, classic stories you may have heard of, but never read.
The first is by O. Henry, a short story called The Gift of the MagiPlay Count: 50258
Desireerotic freeverse by /u/Iwillinstruct2Play Count: 53597
Imagine Me...Sensual poetry by /u/CatherineClarkePlay Count: 51192
Making a Deposit : A Pun-filled Bank RompSomeone sent me this script a long time ago and I performed it, but I don't know whom to credit. If you wrote it, please let me know!
and please visit my sub /r/evesgardenPlay Count: 53073
You're Everything I Dreamed You'd Bea beautiful, sweet, romantic script by /u/cardlin about two online lovers' first night together, in which they'd rather fall asleep together than have sex...
or would they?Play Count: 52845
The Gift Part 2 - Make Me Cum For YouAfter that exquisite blow job you let me give you, you're on your way to losing your virginity to me...in part two, you try a new skill for the first time...making me scream with pleasurePlay Count: 68727
Your First Time - Part 1You give me the ultimate gift...let me make sure you never forget itPlay Count: 99105