Your Work WifeToday you jokingly called me your 'work wife'...and I overheard you talking to the new guy, agreeing with him that I'm 'hot'...
So does that mean...?
Because if it does, let me tell you...I'm pretty happy being your work wife. I'd like to start working on some of those conjugal rights...Play Count: 1368
Ask Eve - The Cock Size EpisodeAsk Eve - The Cock Size Episode
You can find the whole Ask Eve series on my personal site, Eraudica.comPlay Count: 372
Cock Worship: You're Perfect (For Those Who Feel Broken)This audio is all about sensations...about feeling pleasure, about visuals and feelings, about being alive, about appreciating your body for the amazing thing it is...
it's about acceptance and affection, about being appreciated for who you are...
it's for anyone who thinks he's broken, or who thinks his body doesn't work properly, or isn't up to standard
it's not about cumming....it's just about feeling - pleasure, acceptance, tenderness, sexual desire and fulfillment
it's about how perfect you are, just the way you arePlay Count: 3361
E.V.E. (Erotic Virtual Entity): QuarantineE.V.E - Erotic Virtual Entity - Character and Series created by /u/leytod
You are the captain of the deep space ship Evergreen, and your ship’s AI systems include a lovely subroutine called E.V.E - erotic virtual entity, whose purpose is to maintain the sexual health and well-being of her crew.
Through your Sexual Health Exercises with E.V.E., you’ve discovered that this sentient computer program is becoming more and more human with every encounter. She is naive sometimes, incredibly knowledgeable about your body’s needs, and fascinated by her Captain, whom she has come to love. She is able to enter her captain’s mind through a neural interface and present him with a physical image of herself, someone he can touch and kiss and share his body with, just as if she were a real woman.
In this episode, a deadly virus has spread through a deep space station, and you and the entire crew are now in quarantine, separated from each other and isolated in your quarters. E.V.E is carefully monitoring your recovery, and understands that pleasure and intimacy can help the healing process.
Script by /u/leytodPlay Count: 2353
Aoife (Your Irish Girlfriend) and The DreamAnother improv audio I just made up the other night, all about a mad dream Aoife had, which nevertheless got her all hot 'n boddered.
Would you let her ride you, so? While she tells you all about this mad dream?
A tiny bit of gaeilge in this one:
"tusa" (tussa) - it's a way of saying you but with emphasis, like You, yourself! Or in italics, sort of 'Yes, I mean you!)
"mo stórin" - my little treasure
"tá grá agam duit" - I love you ❤️Play Count: 3220
Don't Listen to This (A Whispery Tease to Tempt You When You Really Shouldn't Touch Yourself)Don't listen to this...
if you're somewhere you really shouldn't get all worked up
if you don't have time or privacy to touch yourself
if you can't get lost in my fantasy of jerking you off under the table
if you don't like the idea of coming helplessly all over my handPlay Count: 3212
Special Occasion BlowjobThe special occasion in this audio might not be what you're expecting - this is a soft, romantic, quiet audio about welcoming you to bed after a late night at work. I set myself the challenge of recording a loving audio that expressed that emotion without saying the words "I love you"Play Count: 2757
Kiss Me Long and SlowLet me describe to you, in detail, a fantasy I have about you...Play Count: 3222
GWAC VerificationI'm so glad someone finally made a subreddit for comedy sex audios!Play Count: 10149
Girl Boss: Interviewing My New Personal AssistantYour CV looks impressive, all that remains is to get a look at you...go on, get your trousers off
(British accent. Very tongue in cheek.)
900+ free audios and exclusives at
eraudica.comPlay Count: 11757
Would You Ever Go Down on Me? With Aoife Your Irish GirlfriendRight so, I was listenin' to some audio porn, like, and it got me all hot an boddered.
You know I'm just after takin' care a you downstairs so....
Would you ever just go down on me, like? Ah, that's brilliant! You're a star!
Lessons from an Older Woman: Lesson 1, the JOI of SexIn this new series, I’m a sexy older woman guiding a younger, more inexperienced man through lessons in sex. In a lot of older woman/young man scenarios, the emphasis is on a kind of fdom sort of scenario. But you know me - my version of fdom is always loving and encouraging.
So join this cougar, little cub, it’s time for your first lesson.
*And if you aren't a younger man...well, you can cast your mind back to what it was like when you were* :PPlay Count: 16075
Customer Satisfaction JOI by Eve's GardenI understand your concerns, sir, and I do apologize, but there's nothing more I can do.
Well, perhaps there is something I can do to ensure your satisfaction...
Bedtime Rambles: What I Find Sexy About MenThe first of three audios inspired by different scenes/movies/situations I come across. In this one I mention a scene from the movie Magic Mike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsdFgC_8pb0
more audios at r/evesgardenPlay Count: 12229
A Little Message for...Protective GuysAn audio love letter for all the protective guys out there...
more audios at my subreddit, /r/evesgardenPlay Count: 12582
Sweet Nothings - It's Ok to Not Be OkI know you haven't been doing too well lately, and it's okay. Snuggle up with me and let me comfort you.
more audios at /r/evesgardenPlay Count: 12561
How Do You Want Me? An Erotic Short Story by Eve's GardenI wrote this passage as part of a scene in a romance novel, and then thought it might sound really good in an audio.
Find more at my subreddit, /r/evesgardenPlay Count: 12446
Sneaking Out of the PartyMeet me in the closet...
hundreds more erotic/ non-erotic audios at r/evesgardenPlay Count: 15614
Silent Night (Spending Christmas at my Family's House)We've been spending the holidays at my family's...and it's driving me crazy. This bed is uncomfortable, I haven't had a moment alone with you, and these walls are too thin for us to really indulge in each other, I'm losing my mind! I'm giddy from either too much chocolate or spiked egg nog (there's a burst of real laughter in here, just be prepared)
I love you so much...and I want you so badly. Maybe we can have a silent night together, and just make love...
more audios at /r/evesgardenPlay Count: 16634
Christmas at Aoife'sYour Irish girlfriend talks you into going round to her ma's for Christmas dinner...
more at /r/evesgardenPlay Count: 17323
Love Bites: Helping You Wait Out Your VaxWaiting that fifteen minutes after your jab is tough, I know...so let me send you a voicemail to help you pass the time :P
more at /r/evesgardenPlay Count: 14173
Opening Lines - The Death of Dr. DavidsonFeaturing our narrator In My Hands Audio, and Checkpoint Charlie and Graces Grove as Harrison and Marlena Smythe...Play Count: 20433
blooper with EmmetI was recording a new audio and of course closed the door to my room to keep the cats out. Well, Emmet decided to make his displeasure known...Play Count: 24889
FWB: A Meta Audio Adventure - Option 2If you've listened to part one and want to skip to the alternate ending, it starts at timestamp 35:30 or so.Play Count: 29226
Preview - Prologue of my new novel (a work in progress)This isn't the prequel to Stay With Me, I'm being a capricious *artiste* and working on a different book while I chase the muse for Wait For Me (said prequel).Play Count: 28439
Gawd, yer yooooge! Cock Worship in NYCAnd I also got a request for a New York/New Joysey type cock sucking audio. This one is a little longuh than my othah one...Play Count: 34794
Why I Like Guitar Players...Someone asked me why I like men who play guitar. Well, let me tell you why...Play Count: 32033
Cock Worship: My Splendid Black ManThis is for all the darker skinned guys out there - a loving, playful, sensual blowjob from your ghostly white girlfriend :P
This is not raceplay, cuck, BBC or anything negative, it's just a normal loving couple enjoying their time together. I make mention of the interracial issue, but only as something that has mildly bothered him that day.Play Count: 37165
Late Night ConfessionYou want to know my secret desires? What I want to do to you, what I want you to do to me? You'd better listen...Play Count: 37524
The Sound of YouA tribute to the sexy men of GWA who turn me into a quivering, trembling, moaning, writhing, whimpering mess. xox
Script by /u/NickelSilverPlay Count: 39826
Love Bites 3 - Shower FunA short and sweet little message to make your work day easier...or harder :)Play Count: 40247
WSEX Episode 2 With Belle and Eve - sampleWorking on the full audio right now, featuring /u/Belle_in_the_woods - here's just a tiny preview of what's to come :PPlay Count: 42728
I got me the shamrock shakesThis might not have been the best idea I've ever had, but here's my attempt at a sucky fucky audio in Irish Gaelic, which I must warn you, is a language I don't speak.
/u/mc_cottle - you owe me onePlay Count: 43042
You Got My Message...Or did you?
Here's what your audio did to me regardless...Play Count: 41022
I'll Get You Off...In More Ways Than One (Preview)Sneak Peak
This is the opening sequence of my newest collaboration with three awesome ladies of GWA - 3F4M, all sucking your cock to get you off... in more ways than one :P
Prosecutor - /u/SillyLittleTeapot
Witness - /u/Belle_in_the_woods
Defense - /u/Cuckoo_BananasPlay Count: 42093
A.I - E.V.E. Erotic Virtual Entity - PreviewWorking on this great new Artificial Intelligence script by /u/leytod, featuring E.V.E - Erotic Virtual Entity. This is just a little previewPlay Count: 41615
PhoenixErotic poetry by /u/OvernexusPlay Count: 40429
Sirius MalfunctionA sexy AI script by /u/homersoc
If you enjoyed this audio, please comment! Comments keep performers and writers going <3Play Count: 46606
Bedtime Stories: Gift of the MagiThe first in a series of public domain stories and books (or stories written by me) to help soothe you off to sleep. Non-sexual, but often romantic, loving, tender, classic stories you may have heard of, but never read.
The first is by O. Henry, a short story called The Gift of the MagiPlay Count: 40479
Desireerotic freeverse by /u/Iwillinstruct2Play Count: 42710
Imagine Me...Sensual poetry by /u/CatherineClarkePlay Count: 41257
Making a Deposit : A Pun-filled Bank RompSomeone sent me this script a long time ago and I performed it, but I don't know whom to credit. If you wrote it, please let me know!
and please visit my sub /r/evesgardenPlay Count: 43212
You're Everything I Dreamed You'd Bea beautiful, sweet, romantic script by /u/cardlin about two online lovers' first night together, in which they'd rather fall asleep together than have sex...
or would they?Play Count: 42672
The Gift Part 2 - Make Me Cum For YouAfter that exquisite blow job you let me give you, you're on your way to losing your virginity to me...in part two, you try a new skill for the first time...making me scream with pleasurePlay Count: 56516
Your First Time - Part 1You give me the ultimate gift...let me make sure you never forget itPlay Count: 83927